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I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

There is a THREAD FOR THESE KIND OF THINGS.

Jesus Use the search button.

And the Answer is "Chuck Norris"

Vinny, just because you don't know the answer... if you had you wouldn't have said that nono

I'm clueless.

Originally posted by hamstein
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

Mist?ermm Or Chuck Norris......but Im thinking the former...ermm

Originally posted by Syren
Vinny, just because you don't know the answer... if you had you wouldn't have said that nono

I'm clueless.
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
And the Answer is "Chuck Norris"

The Answer is Chuck Norris. Thats a REAL Chuck Norris Riddle.

The polar bear is white, because it is always scared of Chuck Norris.
The mere thought of Chuck Norris makes any human cry.
The thought of Chuck Norris makes any man Pee their pants.
After rough sex Chuck Norris makes girls hair so messy they must comb it.
Chuck Norris makes every celebrity look stupid because no one compares to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris makes everyone look like celebrities because everyone not killed by Chuck Norris is a celebrity.
Chuck Norris causes pancakes to look brown because pancakes Pee their pants in the sight of Chuck Norris, wouldn't you?
Chuck Norris does not need a straw to blow champagne bubbles... obviously.
If you squeeze Chuck Norris, he will pop..... you in the head with a roundhouse kick.
If you look at Chuck Norris, you will pop. No human eyes have been set upon Chuck Norris... Without the use of a television of course.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
The Answer is Chuck Norris. Thats a REAL Chuck Norris Riddle.

You're such a *****ermm

Look at my Second Post.

Before Yours mhm

Im thinking the edit button should be taken away from youermm

Actually the answer is no.

Chuck Norris is the joke answer.

And no, I didn't use Google.

I used Answers.com

Originally posted by Bloigen
Actually the answer is no.

Chuck Norris is the joke answer.

And no, I didn't use Google.

I used Answers.com



No.

Jeez, hamstien could have at least put the answer in a spoiler or something, instead of leaving us all wondering

Originally posted by Council#13
Jeez, hamstien could have at least put the answer in a spoiler or something, instead of leaving us all wondering


Its Chuck Norris!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


No.

The answer is No. Well done. Maybe we'll move you on to eating from the spoon.

Originally posted by Council#13
Jeez, hamstien could have at least put the answer in a spoiler or something, instead of leaving us all wondering

The answer is no.

Stoopid hamstein

No, Its Chuck Norris.

Originally posted by Bloigen
The answer is No. Well done. Maybe we'll move you on to eating from the spoon.



The answer is no.

And how exactly does "no" work?

james bond.

Its Chuck Norris! I showed you all how!

Originally posted by hamstein
Can you guess the riddle?

No.



Support: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006051518175

I can't post the other links because they're in Forums.

water, and james bond.

Originally posted by Bloigen
No.



Support: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006051518175

I can't post the other links because they're in Forums.

No one knows the answer.

Doesn't mean because someone thinks its NO that it is.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No one knows the answer.

Doesn't mean because someone thinks its NO that it is.

I think you should read my post again.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No one knows the answer.

Doesn't mean because someone thinks its NO that it is.

hmmm you should look on the link after readin i do believe the answer is no. its an observational thing. the links say that children notice that the actual answer is to the question at the end of the riddle "can u guess the answer to the riddle" the answer is no




just read through the link

Vinny, you're such a whiny *****...

http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/07/jumpman16/Vogon%20Poet2.gif

He's dead.

Fair enough... I deleted Bloigen from my MSN list... w00t Not a big fan of people who add me on that thing...

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
ermm

Nah, I'm just annoying Bloigen. You Should have heard him on MSN over it

I don't have MSN.

Originally posted by Bloigen
I only added you to annoy you. And it worked. w00t

We never even spoke on it...

Bloigens Strange.


Spoony, You going to enter the KMC Challange 2?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


Bloigens Strange.


Spoony, You going to enter the KMC Challange 2?
Not sure... I'm thinking I'm too lazy

Originally posted by Bloigen
Well, I didn't, I just put on Auto-Nudge. You said something like "Quit it." a couple of times.

I have nudges swiched off.... always have...

i have msn [email protected] add me if you feel like someone to annoy






























i have no friends weep

I know not who you are noob... superman

Dude... don't call them "addies/addys"...

emails... or email addresses

'have A few emails'

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No one knows the answer.

Doesn't mean because someone thinks its NO that it is. Same goes for your answer.

Originally posted by $noopbert
Same goes for your answer.


Why the Hell You Think I Said CHUCK NORRIS

Originally posted by hamstein
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

...The riddle is:

What turns polar bears white, makes me cry, makes guys have to pee, make girls comb their hair, makes celebrities look stupid, normal people look like celebrities, turns pancakes brown, makes champagne bubble, pops when it is squeezed, and makes me pop when I look at it?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Actually, It works without the A.

Yeah, it does.

Must have just read it in a certain way.... ah well... I just enjoy being a ****.

ill be your friend

so how is everyone today

Originally posted by gabrella1991
ill be your friend Originally posted by gabrella1991
so how is everyone today

herbnone

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