Freestyle: Ritoshi vs. Lance

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Ritoshi
Ritoshi:
For Christmas vacation I got a Playstation, got it for 4 dollars from a Japanese haitian.

Ken:
You got your Playstation? You best be glad I don't show you a Pain station. Got my fists in your face, I'm gonna win this race, I'm pulling ahead, boy you better pick up the pace!

Ritoshi:
How you gonna win this race, when I come in first place, only thing you will see, is my ass in your face.

Ken:
You're gonna be a dead man, yo I ain't Redman, I'm gonna pick it up...just like your face when I had to rip it up.

Ritoshi:
Listen Ken man, your rhymes are whack, I want my money back, you can't even keep up with me, that shit is fact.

Ken:
Yo...this silly rapper don't like the women I hear he likes dicks...pony tails and lipsticks. I can see I'm put to the test, battling this chick with no breasts.

Ritoshi:
You know what, enough of this, you are the one who likes chicks with dicks. I'm going to end it now, time to close this case, time for you to go home and make the ceiling cat watch you masturbate.

Ken:
You got this fascination, about my masturbation, man don't you know that's personal information. Step up your game son, this battle has just begun, you know I'm just gonna own your ass in the long run.

Ritoshi:
Smooth like a bald baby's ass, that was nice, but not so fast. You can't hope to last much longer against me, after this rhyme, I'ma go watch some TV.

Ken:
Look at you, running from your rhyme, shit like that it should be considered a crime. Glance at your watch, tell me the time...oh what's that? Get back in the kitchen b!tch, I want a Corona with a lime.

Ritoshi:
You want some Corona with lime? Yo, that's fine, I will only get it for you this one last time, before I shove it up your ass as I send you to back to class.

Ken:
That was weak, you can't speak, I'm gonna trample on ya every day of the week. Just look at you, you've reached your peak, I see you becoming timid...you just squeak.

Ritoshi:
This game is for grown ups, you had your fun but from now on your ass is done, you are the one who has reached your peak, I suggest you quit now and go to trick or treat.

Ken:
This ain't Halloween kid, what you talkin' 'bout? You make a fool of yourself, day in and day out. It's like the first things that come to your mind you blurt out. Get your tissues ready, I know you're about to pout.

Vinny Valentine
I Vote Ken because if he lost to you, He'd shoot you and Win Anyway.

Lance is that Cool.

Devalion
I soooo vote Lance!

~Da Rev~
Ken....he aint no Hen.


Ritoshi, he's about as ghay as Yoshi

Vinny Valentine
Da Rev He's A Fool
He likes to listen to Tool

Vinnys the Master
He likes to Eat PLASTER


Yo.

sithsaber408
Lance. cool

~Da Rev~
Vinny is like Whinny
Da
Pooh

Maynards got da money
fo
da
Honeys

He's better than you
Vinny the pooh

raver

Inspectah Deck
i win

LanceWindu
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Vinny is like Whinny
Da
Pooh

Maynards got da money
fo
da
Honeys

He's better than you
Vinny the pooh

raver

Make your own thread for a rap battle...I seriously want to see that. laughing out loud

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Make your own thread for a rap battle...I seriously want to see that. laughing out loud

I'd take That Boy Down.
Make him Want To Frown
Steal his almighty Crown.
And Go Eat Downtown.

Ronny
ninja Ritoshi.

Iunno his just flow better


Sorry Ken.. dont hurt me cry

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Ronny
ninja Ritoshi.

Iunno his just flow better


Sorry Ken.. dont hurt me cry

Why would I hurt you for you having an opinion? blink

SpadeKing
I vote... damn this is a hard one glare... lil' flip no expression

Ronny
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Why would I hurt you for you having an opinion? blink Cause youre secretly the evil overlord of Zurlurk, who doesnt believe in individual opinions and will kill anyone who doesnt take his side no expression

SpadeKing
FLIP! FLIP! FLIP! FLIP!

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I Vote Ken because if he lost to you, He'd shoot you and Win Anyway.

Lance is that Cool.

SpadeKing
Originally posted by SpadeKing
FLIP! FLIP! FLIP! FLIP!

GAMEOVER

Wild-Cherry
I could beat both of them mhm

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
I could beat both of them mhm

Lay your track down, spin some rhymes and make it world renoun. I'll run circles 'round ya, from Las Vegas to George Town. Prove yourself quick with the wit, type your shit up and click Submit. Make it count, make it legit. Stick with it, show us you can committ.

Ritoshi
Originally posted by Ronny
ninja Ritoshi.

Iunno his just flow better


Sorry Ken.. dont hurt me cry A Fan cry

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Lay your track down, spin some rhymes and make it world renoun. I'll run circles 'round ya, from Las Vegas to George Town. Prove yourself quick with the wit, type your shit up and click Submit. Make it count, make it legit. Stick with it, show us you can committ.
I'm down with it, but when I verbally smack you I'll see you frown wit it,
YOu can check police records, I am legit, my boys are the shit.

WE gonna bring you up then knock you down
spit in yo face a take da crown
make you look like a stuttering foolish clown
cuz you can't realize THIS IS my town

You're all just foolish mediocre things
a'int nutin compare to the king of knigs
Every time you hear yo cell phone ring,
yo gonna get a verbal smackdown from da king of kings

Ritoshi
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I'm down with it, but when I verbally smack you I'll see you frown wit it,
YOu can check police records, I am legit, my boys are the shit.

WE gonna bring you up then knock you down
spit in yo face a take da crown
make you look like a stuttering foolish clown
cuz you can't realize THIS IS my town

You're all just foolish mediocre things
a'int nutin compare to the king of knigs
Every time you hear yo cell phone ring,
yo gonna get a verbal smackdown from da king of kings

no expression pirate

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Lay your track down, spin some rhymes and make it world renoun. I'll run circles 'round ya, from Las Vegas to George Town. Prove yourself quick with the wit, type your shit up and click Submit. Make it count, make it legit. Stick with it, show us you can committ.

You want me to lay it down? Then get your ass up of the ground.
No one gets one word you said, put your rhymes to bed. theyre dead.
You wanna mess with the WC I heard? lets go, put it down.
word.

King of kings thinks he's done time? Maybe his rap, cuz thats the crime.
Now he says his boys the shit? Nah, he only rhymes like it.
What u don't dont know is Ive won this race, ill break ya face so learn ya place!

You really wanna mess with me?
Im the wild child of NYC.
I know this shit, it's my domain,
you wanna live? Then learn my name.

A.J
Originally posted by Ronny
ninja Ritoshi.

Iunno his just flow better


Sorry Ken.. dont hurt me cry yes

A.J
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
You want me to lay it down? Then get your ass up of the ground.
No one gets one word you said, put your rhymes to bed. theyre dead.
You wanna mess with the WC I heard? lets go, put it down.
word.

King of kings thinks he's done time? Maybe his rap, cuz thats the crime.
Now he says his boys the shit? Nah, he only rhymes like it.
What u don't dont know is Ive won this race, ill break ya face so learn ya place!

You really wanna mess with me?
Im the wild child of NYC.
I know this shit, it's my domain,
you wanna live? Then learn my name. Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
You want me to lay it down? Then get your ass up of the ground.
No one gets one word you said, put your rhymes to bed. theyre dead.
You wanna mess with the WC I heard? lets go, put it down.
word.

King of kings thinks he's done time? Maybe his rap, cuz thats the crime.
Now he says his boys the shit? Nah, he only rhymes like it.
What u don't dont know is Ive won this race, ill break ya face so learn ya place!

You really wanna mess with me?
Im the wild child of NYC.
I know this shit, it's my domain,
you wanna live? Then learn my name.
NYC is our country's disgrace
Pittsburgh is America's best place
You act like you're tough, you act like you cool
well sit back, girl, you about to get schooled.

You can't contemplate, nor appreciate
so just masturbate because you're rhymes are just late

You must be whack, cuz you just look confused
Like a 90-year old hooker, your quite overused
You must feel rejected cuz you're always refused
You're rhymes are reused and they're just abused.

A.J
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
NYC is our country's disgrace
Pittsburgh is America's best place
You act like you're tough, you act like you cool
well sit back, girl, you about to get schooled.

You can't contemplate, nor appreciate
so just masturbate because you're rhymes are just late

You must be whack, cuz you just look confused
Like a 90-year old hooker, your quite overused
You must feel rejected cuz you're always refused
You're rhymes are reused and they're just abused. booo get off the stage evil face

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by A.J
booo get off the stage evil face
Boo, you lack tact and wit! evil face

A.J
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Boo, you lack tact and wit! evil face What the f**k?

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
NYC is our country's disgrace
Pittsburgh is America's best place
You act like you're tough, you act like you cool
well sit back, girl, you about to get schooled.

You can't contemplate, nor appreciate
so just masturbate because you're rhymes are just late

You must be whack, cuz you just look confused
Like a 90-year old hooker, your quite overused
You must feel rejected cuz you're always refused
You're rhymes are reused and they're just abused.

NYC, represent, All hail.
Pittsburgh? Thats the county jail.
I know im tough, and i know im cool.
My gurls got my back, too, fool.

You call me whack? Now theres a joke.
Each time you try to rhyme you choke.

Overused? don't make me laugh.
Just sit back down and kiss my ass.
I roll my rhymes and count my cash.
The only thing you know is hash.
Cuz boy, you dont know what your in.
You can't match the rhymes i spin.
Your words are worthless, paper thin.
You cant even back up the words ya sayin.

So hear me out, ill say it once.
Back down, cuz you cant take the punch.
My crew eats boys like you for lunch.
And, little man that aint no hunch.

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
NYC, represent, All hail.
Pittsburgh? Thats the county jail.
I know im tough, and i know im cool.
My gurls got my back, too, fool.

You call me whack? Now theres a joke.
Each time you try to rhyme you choke.

Overused? don't make me laugh.
Just sit back down and kiss my ass.
I roll my rhymes and count my cash.
The only thing you know is hash.
Cuz boy, you dont know what your in.
You can't match the rhymes i spin.
Your words are worthless, paper thin.
You cant even back up the words ya sayin.

So hear me out, ill say it once.
Back down, cuz you cant take the punch.
My crew eats boys like you for lunch.
And, little man that aint no hunch.

Uh oh she brought it.eek!

Ritoshi
Originally posted by LethalFemme
Uh oh she brought it.eek! sad

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
NYC, represent, All hail.
Pittsburgh? Thats the county jail.
I know im tough, and i know im cool.
My gurls got my back, too, fool.

You call me whack? Now theres a joke.
Each time you try to rhyme you choke.

Overused? don't make me laugh.
Just sit back down and kiss my ass.
I roll my rhymes and count my cash.
The only thing you know is hash.
Cuz boy, you dont know what your in.
You can't match the rhymes i spin.
Your words are worthless, paper thin.
You cant even back up the words ya sayin.

So hear me out, ill say it once.
Back down, cuz you cant take the punch.
My crew eats boys like you for lunch.
And, little man that aint no hunch.
Yeah she did. If I was any good at this, I'd take her challenge, but I know I suck at rap! I'm good at rock, but that's hard to computerize....

LethalFemme
Originally posted by Ritoshi
sad

Hey!lethalwavey

Wild-Cherry
happy

LethalFemme
you win.happy

Wild-Cherry
Thank you big grinOriginally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Yeah she did. If I was any good at this, I'd take her challenge, but I know I suck at rap! I'm good at rock, but that's hard to computerize.... petpet

One day I can beat you at a rock battle too.

stick out tongue

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Thank you big grin petpet

One day I can beat you at a rock battle too.

stick out tongue
No you can't.

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Not you can't. mhm

( proabably not stick out tongue )

Itzak
Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
NYC, represent, All hail.
Pittsburgh? Thats the county jail.
I know im tough, and i know im cool.
My gurls got my back, too, fool.

You call me whack? Now theres a joke.
Each time you try to rhyme you choke.

Overused? don't make me laugh.
Just sit back down and kiss my ass.
I roll my rhymes and count my cash.
The only thing you know is hash.
Cuz boy, you dont know what your in.
You can't match the rhymes i spin.
Your words are worthless, paper thin.
You cant even back up the words ya sayin.

So hear me out, ill say it once.
Back down, cuz you cant take the punch.
My crew eats boys like you for lunch.
And, little man that aint no hunch.

lol

I see ya got some zing.
With the rhymes that ya ring.
But, lemme lay it down right into floor
As I leave ya there beggin for more.
As much as you wish, miss.
Ya can't touch this.

dancingman

Psyquis52
Rap sucks

SpadeKing
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Rap sucks

then get out of this thread ermm

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Rap sucks

SpadeKing
I would've burned them both... if it was still 03 glare

Ritoshi
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Rap sucks I agree laughing

SpadeKing
Originally posted by Ritoshi
I agree laughing

What the f**k?

Itzak
Originally posted by Ritoshi
I agree laughing

Ditto. yes

Ritoshi
Originally posted by SpadeKing
What the f**k? Don't get me wrong, some are good but now adays it's all *************************Nigga********************
**********Bitches*********** laughing out loud

$noopbert
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'd take That Boy Down.
Make him Want To Frown
Steal his almighty Crown.
And Go Eat Downtown. Cheap poetry doesn't cut it in a rap battle.

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Ritoshi
I agree laughing yes

Wild-Cherry
Originally posted by Itzak
lol

I see ya got some zing.
With the rhymes that ya ring.
But, lemme lay it down right into floor
As I leave ya there beggin for more.
As much as you wish, miss.
Ya can't touch this.

dancingman Sweetie just back down now.
You can't take the abuse.
You rhyme worse then Dr. Suess

Itzak
Originally posted by Ritoshi
Don't get me wrong, some are good but now adays it's all *************************Nigga********************
**********Bitches*********** laughing out loud

You wanna know why?...

Ritoshi
Originally posted by Itzak
You wanna know why?... laughing out loud

SpadeKing
Originally posted by Ritoshi
Don't get me wrong, some are good but now adays it's all *************************Nigga********************
**********Bitches*********** laughing out loud

oh ok big grin

$noopbert
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
NYC is our country's disgrace
Pittsburgh is America's best place
You act like you're tough, you act like you cool
well sit back, girl, you about to get schooled.

You can't contemplate, nor appreciate
so just masturbate because you're rhymes are just late

You must be whack, cuz you just look confused
Like a 90-year old hooker, your quite overused
You must feel rejected cuz you're always refused
You're rhymes are reused and they're just abused.

Ruler of jack and shit, all your rhymes are whack with no wit, disgrace to the game, just simply lame. Not an attitude but a mockery fued, shame to fight with someone with far more fame, stay off my friend *****, before I flick your switch.

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by $noopbert
Ruler of jack and shit, all your rhymes are whack with no wit, disgrace to the game, just simply lame. Not an attitude but a mockery fued, shame to fight with someone with far more fame, stay off my friend *****, before I flick your switch.
That was lame man. Too lame. no expression

$noopbert
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
That was lame man. Too lame. no expression Easy to dismiss something you can't grasp. petpet

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by $noopbert
Easy to dismiss something you can't grasp. petpet
I can grasp it, but you lacked wit in your rap.

Then again, all rap lacks wit.....

Itzak
Originally posted by $noopbert
Easy to dismiss something you can't grasp. petpet

Owned. w00t

$noopbert
Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I can grasp it, but you lacked wit in your rap.

Then again, all rap lacks wit..... Not really. It's easy to say similar, retarded things like, all rock'n'roll is screaming, all girls that have sex have STD's, Emo kids aren't actually Emo kids, and Eminem is black.

Ritoshi
(Bubbles from the powerpuff girls)


Oh no, she's talking to squirrels again, the one with red eyes and the green pen, her sisters think shes nuts with no friends but when push comes to shove she is here to defend.



Don't ask no expression

Cpt.Morgan
Originally posted by $noopbert
Not really. It's easy to say similar, retarded things like, all rock'n'roll is screaming, all girls that have sex have STD's, Emo kids aren't actually Emo kids, and Eminem is black. i knew it! Eminem is Black!! i was right!, not all rock'n'roll is all screaming confused

SpadeKing
Originally posted by Ritoshi
(Bubbles from the powerpuff girls)


Oh no, she's talking to squirrels again, the one with red eyes and the green pen, her sisters think shes nuts with no friends but when push comes to shove she is here to defend.



Don't ask no expression

ok I'll just show you what I was ognna ask

What the f**k? What the f**k? What the f**k? What the f**k?

LanceWindu
Bump for no reason.

Syren
Originally posted by Ronny
ninja Ritoshi.

Iunno his just flow better


Sorry Ken.. dont hurt me cry

No, no, no nono

Ken's flows better stick out tongue

You got this fascination, about my masturbation, man don't you know that's personal information.

Love that part!! clapping

Mišt
Syren's a n00b,
show us your boobs ermm

I win ermm

Syren

Mišt
If you're in trouble then give me a holla'
til then get back on the corner, you still owe me four dolla'


God that was lame.ermm

Syren

Mišt
Fool this aint a confession, its just your profession
do what i say cause your in my possession,
got lots of work til I grant you recession,
quit wastin' my time, 'fore i teach you a lesson
typing up these rhymes is getting a bit stressin'
so stop the talkin' and get back to your session.


ermm

=Tired Hiker=
This thread reminds me of that lame movie with that Skittles dude.. what was it .. 8 Mile?? laughing

§P0oONY
I know this thread is old... I don't care...

Ken wins because this thread makes Ritoshi look like a self-obsessed ****. hmm

Devalion
Originally posted by Devalion
I soooo vote Lance!

big grin

Thorinn

SpadeKing

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