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1. Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?
2. You take me out too much, can't we just stay in?
3. A fake one will do
4. You look stressed out, let me give you a bl*wj*b
5. Have a night out with your mates, you deserve it
6. That Pamela Anderson has a lovely body
7. My mother is a real old *****
8. No, No, you buy me too much already
9. Give it to me hard up the arse, big boy; you know I love it
10. What headache?
11. Put your money away, let me buy the round

If anyone thinks of more then please post.

Corran, you get slapped a lot, dont' you?

Actually no, people tend not to take humour too seriously, they actually laugh at it, I've been slapped once which is not bad.

depends on who's smacking

here is another one

(Things you never hear a woman say)
Corran I want to have sex with you

so tex can?

You know that's quite true, all the women in the past have called me by my real name, but I think I will try to get one to say Corran, I want ot have sex with you, I'll let you know if it happens - but be warned, do not hold your breath waiting.

and your real name is?
Mine is Oleiv Fintland

His real name is Big Dick McGee.

I seem to be completely unable to appreciate Corran's recent humour. Must be the girls I have gone out with over time. Which I will admit is not many.

Well you've never had the chance to go out with me.

in a bikini

hahahaha, yeah ush Gundy loves to wear bikini's


One more thing women dont say
"Leave the toilet seat up"

Who is this new phinney ?

yeah I've heard girls say some of those things, it all depends on context

did i offend you gundy, cause all that stuff finti was saying

I am impervious to offensiveness. Unless you pick on my pets.

your pets are very cool

what kinda pets?

*jumps at chance to talk about pets again*

I have a male Bichon Frise named Puff who is 13. He is my little pumpkin ! I also have a male black labrador retriever named Tytus who is 9 and a female yellow lab/golden retriever named Cricket who is 7 1/2. They're my kids !!!

It's taken me this long to find out, but now I know it was Gundy who let the dogs out.

Not very funny, Corran.

i had a dog once...*starts crying*. A german sheppard. He died 3 years ago at 14. He was 1 year older than me. Damn best dog i ever saw.
I"m planning on getting another. Too bad they prohibbit pitbulls here in Romania, after they killed a few persons. I was thinking about another German sheppard, a bulldog, or bullterrier

Sorry to hear that Dexx. I give you my heartfelt sympathy as a true animal lover.

hmm, never had a thing with animals

i think a dog is a man's best friend. More loyal than any friend you could find. Besides, i like'em 'cause they're smart. Them, and dolphins. I know there're more.

Dogs and Dolphins huh?

while we're at dolphins i'll add Orcas too.

Dogs are the greatest animals. They and horses.

And TWON-HAs

Corran...provider of interesting subjects. I have no further comments.

that's because it's illegal

How could you do that to an animal? It's so disgusting.

ask finti

damn it people.....what r we talkin' 'bout here?http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/cwm/cwm10.gif

well, if you read a few posts ago, you get the idea

that's just it, i did

congrats, you passed the test

You get a free vacation to the middle of the pacific ocean, where you will drown and die. Have a nice trip!

*kicks Dexx out of plane*

*throws down a broken parachute* Here you go dexx

don't need one
*ignites jetpack*

So that's where Boba Fett's jet pack went. If I were you I'd run.

yeah, it's still malfunctioning

*shoots jet pack*

What? What's that ya say?

well duh?...state of the art tech, it's designed to work with only one engine too.

*shoots other engine*

that mandalorian crap sucks.

*calls reinforcements before hitting the water*
shoot this: http://216.40.241.68/contrib/sarge/Tomcat.gif

*drops atom bomb on plane*

Kaboom!

yeah yeah sure.
*short machinegun fire*
Your plain's goin' down....besides the atom bomb includes you in the range too.

So?

nothin'

You wanna know a few other things women never say?

12. Go ahead, squeeze em!
13. Let's have a drinking contest. I bet I'll get drunk faster than you can!
14. Could you have that wonderful friend of yours come over? I'm thinkin of a threesome tonight...

"ill drink it all, i love the taste"

15. You're so much more intelligent than me.

and then the guy's supposed to say: " no i'm not "