What the f*ck?
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Nevermind
How the hell did I get a New Zealand 20 cent coin in my wallet? I suspect Mist. disgust
silver_tears
He's Australian ermm
Mišt
Thats funny cause I had a NZ coin yesterday, and now I dontdisgust
Because I can
yeah, and Kiwi coins only get in our wallets cause they come out of vending machines BUT WONT GO IN!
Lana
I have a bunch of British coins in my wallet.
Mišt
Im sorry, I sold it to a pawn shop for a nickel and a chupa chupweep
Nevermind
Originally posted by Lana
I have a bunch of British coins in my wallet.
So you're all in this together huh?! What are you trying to pull? The old 'place-foreign-currency-in-the-Aussie's-wallet' game. 'Cause it ain't going to work.
Lana
Originally posted by Nevermind
So you're all in this together huh?! What are you trying to pull? The old 'place-foreign-currency-in-the-Aussie's-wallet' game. 'Cause it ain't going to work.
I was just in England for nearly a month

Nevermind
Originally posted by Lana
I was just in England for nearly a month
Likely story!
In any case, a girl with your looks couldn't possibily be apart of a massive currency exchange gang like Mist's. So you're off the hook.
Mist on the other hand... disgust
Because I can
Originally posted by Nevermind
msn-oh
Did it taste bitter? Bitter like your black, black coffee colored heart!
he aint that bad.... just cannot remember for the life of him who my mum is
Mišt
Originally posted by Because I can
wat happened to that packed under the couch?!
If you want me to split it with you, be quiet.. dodgy
Originally posted by Nevermind
msn-oh
Did it taste bitter? Bitter like your black, black coffee colored heart!
Im actually making coffee right now..........are you stalking me?scared
*puts clothes on just in case* dodgy
Originally posted by Because I can
he aint that bad.... just cannot remember for the life of him who my mum is
Well...see.....there was this party one night...lots of girls from here.....umm....could have been any of them

Nevermind
Originally posted by Because I can
he aint that bad.... just cannot remember for the life of him who my mum is
How's he suppose to know who your mom is?

Because I can
i dont think so..thats the thing, DID I JUST ROCK UP ON YOUR DOORSTEP??! i'm off now, so i'll be using the front door Mist

dont wait up

ha, sure..Cya
Mišt
Originally posted by Nevermind
How's he suppose to know who your mom is?
http://www.wiu.edu/users/mudjs1/joinme.jpg
I am her father....
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
He's Australian ermm
I just told you that to get in bed with youermm
Didnt even see that post
TOH
I have lots of maples in my pocket..I suspect Irene ermm
Mišt
I have herpes...I suspect Ireneermm
Nevermind
I was given STD's by someone. I want answers. NOW!
TOH
Originally posted by Nevermind
I was given STD's by someone. I want answers. NOW!
mistsrug
Nevermind
Originally posted by TOH
mistsrug
That's your excuse for everything and, like all your excuses I'll accept it.
TOH
Originally posted by Nevermind
That's your excuse for everything and, like all your excuses I'll accept it.
mistsruggang
Nevermind
Originally posted by TOH
mistsruggang
You know that's considered porn in some countries.

Mišt
Im a pornstarmistw00t
The Phantom
Originally posted by Nevermind
You know that's considered porn in some countries.

Cartoon. Not porn. What that is is in a league of it's own.
TOH
Originally posted by Nevermind
You know that's considered porn in some countries.
Mist is considered porn in 67 countries
silver_tears
It's mist getting gang raped by three males ermm
TOH
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's mist getting gang raped by three males ermm
Thats your point of view..he is just sharing his love with the world
Mišt
Originally posted by TOH
You're KMC's Paris Hilton! w00t
Hey
Oh wait...that was a compliment?

silver_tears
With three males no less flirt
Just thought that needed pointing out, put some wigs on them next time to at least make them look somewhat female ermm
TOH
Originally posted by silver_tears
With three males no less flirt
Just thought that needed pointing out, put some wigs on them next time to at least make them look somewhat female ermm
I didn't want them to look somewhat female.. ermm
silver_tears
Oh I thought it was just mist bragging I didn't know you made it ermm
Mišt
Im not a whore 24/7....only 24/6 you know...ermm
silver_tears
Need to replenish bodily fluids that last day? icon5
An hour's not enough.
Mišt
Um thats a day, not an hour eyes
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
dodgy
Skank, I saw that editdisgust
Originally posted by Wolflet
That 24/1 seems to be the time I'm online mhm
Something about you.....just turns me off

silver_tears
What edit

take your pills baby, it'll all be alright once I get back into bed. ermm
Mišt
But thats when the nightmares always startcry
silver_tears
That's because I keep telling you not tonight dodgy
Wolflet
Zaymuico nyhkehk po O.8 no
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
That's because I keep telling you not tonight dodgy
And then, out of frustration, I start fantasizing.....which in turn leads to the nightmaresscared
Originally posted by Wolflet
Zaymuico nyhkehk po O.8 no

That was so ridiculous I had to almost but not quite laugh out loud.
silver_tears
Yea, fantasizing about other women tends to do that nono
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea, fantasizing about other women tends to do that nono
Why cant you just admit you are scarycry
$noopbert
Irene is as intimidating as a winny the pooh plush-doll.
silver_tears
Originally posted by $noopbert
Irene is as intimidating as a winny the pooh plush-doll.
tighthug He thinks I'm ugly scary!
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
bag
Hey, isnt that the exact same thing you do when the guys ask for a good time?

Put the bag on and get on your knees.....I swear its an uncanny resemblance...hmm
Originally posted by $noopbert
Irene is as intimidating as a winny the pooh plush-doll.
cryI have nightmares about that freak of nature.....Pooh that is, not Irene...
$noopbert
Originally posted by silver_tears
tighthug He thinks I'm ugly scary! No he doesn't.
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
That results in papercuts doofus, no wonder yours always demand their money back ermm
So you dont deny itdetective
Originally posted by $noopbert
No he doesn't.
Or do I?sly
silver_tears
So I've heard dodgy
silver_tears
You'd know petpet
Mišt
Originally posted by $noopbert
Because Irene isn't ugly. Originally posted by silver_tears
herb
How can you like a face like that?cry
Mišt
Muscles? Blood? Bones? Brains...well, we can rule that one out for Irene...ermm
You are one sick pervert boy

silver_tears
You're not supposed to agree with him you tramp disgust
$noopbert
Originally posted by silver_tears
You're not supposed to agree with him you tramp disgust Go to university.
silver_tears
In a month or so wavey
Ronny
Originally posted by silver_tears
He's Australian ermm Then.. why all the sheep

$noopbert
Originally posted by Ronny
Then.. why all the sheep

Those aren't sheep.
Ronny
Originally posted by $noopbert
Those aren't sheep. They arent spoons either ermm
Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
herb gaaaah
Ohmygosh I am so turned ondroolio
Originally posted by $noopbert
Good point. I like: intelligence, cognitive capablities, emotional strength or some such shit.
Oh yeah...the boring stuff...ermm
Originally posted by Ronny
Then.. why all the sheep
Wazzat got to do with anything?

Nevermind
Originally posted by Ronny
Then.. why all the sheep
Haha, how do you know about the Sheep jokes? I thought it was just an Australia-New Zealand thing.
Nevermind
*Looks at dust ball roll around* ermm
Mišt
Originally posted by Nevermind
Haha, how do you know about the Sheep jokes? I thought it was just an Australia-New Zealand thing.
I dont think they get it, they seem to think Aussies are the ones who have that strange....'desire'...for the farmyard crittersdodgy
Originally posted by $noopbert
It's only boring if you lack those things.
BUT...if they have good boobies its all goodermm
Originally posted by silver_tears
Before or after the drool? eyes
During the drool sessioneyes
silver_tears
Yea, that wore me out ermm
Mišt
Originally posted by Nevermind
Then I say let's laugh at them for their high murder rate.
Haha.
I also Haha
Originally posted by $noopbert
Pfft Im joking noobismmhm
Mišt
I said HAHA!

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
ha
You failermm
Mišt
Im sorry but that whore better give me my shoes back before asking for a refundermm
Yeah...see how I did that?dodgy
Mišt
Originally posted by Nevermind
Please don't yell! cry
Haha
Mišt
Yours started to wear outermm
silver_tears
They do that if you sniff them so many times, they are scratch and sniff after all ermm
Mišt
Well Im trying to get used to your smell so it doesnt come as such a shock like last time, god I almost passed out, Im trying to build up a toleranceermm
silver_tears
Hey I told you the cherry flavoured panties were strong, you're the one who picked them out ermm
Mišt
I hate cherry, maybe thats whyermm
Or maybe its you I hateermm
silver_tears
Good, now I know what to keep on me for repellent of you and your stalker ways ermm
Mišt
I think not, I think its the other way around, the cherry is keeping you on it to repel meermm
silver_tears
Well you are low enough to sex up a cherry afterall ermm
Mišt
Someone has to pop the cherry and from the looks of it you arent getting anywhere with thatermm
silver_tears
You and I share a common affliction, we both don't have the neccessary equipment me being female and well you being you. ermm
Mišt
You fail, get out silly girl

$noopbert
Originally posted by Wolflet
Oui tuh'd ajah ghuf fryd E ys cyoehk..

Tu oy?

You know he doesn't speak your random-ass language, so why speak in it? What is the point? All it shows is you are too much of a cwoard to speak int he language he understands, regardless of what you said.

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