What the f*ck?

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Nevermind
How the hell did I get a New Zealand 20 cent coin in my wallet? I suspect Mist. disgust

silver_tears
He's Australian ermm

Mišt
Thats funny cause I had a NZ coin yesterday, and now I dontdisgust

Because I can
yeah, and Kiwi coins only get in our wallets cause they come out of vending machines BUT WONT GO IN!

Lana
I have a bunch of British coins in my wallet.

Nevermind

Mišt
Im sorry, I sold it to a pawn shop for a nickel and a chupa chupweep

Nevermind
Originally posted by Lana
I have a bunch of British coins in my wallet.

So you're all in this together huh?! What are you trying to pull? The old 'place-foreign-currency-in-the-Aussie's-wallet' game. 'Cause it ain't going to work.

Nevermind

Mišt
I eated itcry

Lana
Originally posted by Nevermind
So you're all in this together huh?! What are you trying to pull? The old 'place-foreign-currency-in-the-Aussie's-wallet' game. 'Cause it ain't going to work.

I was just in England for nearly a month stick out tongue

Nevermind
Originally posted by Lana
I was just in England for nearly a month stick out tongue

Likely story!

In any case, a girl with your looks couldn't possibily be apart of a massive currency exchange gang like Mist's. So you're off the hook.

Mist on the other hand... disgust

Because I can

Nevermind

Because I can
Originally posted by Nevermind
msn-oh

Did it taste bitter? Bitter like your black, black coffee colored heart!
he aint that bad.... just cannot remember for the life of him who my mum is

Mišt
Originally posted by Because I can
wat happened to that packed under the couch?!

If you want me to split it with you, be quiet.. dodgy

Originally posted by Nevermind
msn-oh

Did it taste bitter? Bitter like your black, black coffee colored heart!

Im actually making coffee right now..........are you stalking me?scared

*puts clothes on just in case* dodgy

Originally posted by Because I can
he aint that bad.... just cannot remember for the life of him who my mum is

Well...see.....there was this party one night...lots of girls from here.....umm....could have been any of themembarrasment

Nevermind
Originally posted by Because I can
he aint that bad.... just cannot remember for the life of him who my mum is

How's he suppose to know who your mom is? blink

Because I can
i dont think so..thats the thing, DID I JUST ROCK UP ON YOUR DOORSTEP??! i'm off now, so i'll be using the front door Mist smile dont wait up big grin ha, sure..Cya

Nevermind

Mišt
Originally posted by Nevermind
How's he suppose to know who your mom is? blink

http://www.wiu.edu/users/mudjs1/joinme.jpg

I am her father....

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
He's Australian ermm

I just told you that to get in bed with youermm

Didnt even see that post

TOH
I have lots of maples in my pocket..I suspect Irene ermm

Mišt
I have herpes...I suspect Ireneermm

TOH

Nevermind
I was given STD's by someone. I want answers. NOW!

TOH
Originally posted by Nevermind
I was given STD's by someone. I want answers. NOW!
mistsrug

Nevermind
Originally posted by TOH
mistsrug

That's your excuse for everything and, like all your excuses I'll accept it.

TOH
Originally posted by Nevermind
That's your excuse for everything and, like all your excuses I'll accept it.
mistsruggang

Nevermind
Originally posted by TOH
mistsruggang

You know that's considered porn in some countries. no expression

Mišt
Im a pornstarmistw00t

The Phantom
Originally posted by Nevermind
You know that's considered porn in some countries. no expression Cartoon. Not porn. What that is is in a league of it's own.

TOH

TOH
Originally posted by Nevermind
You know that's considered porn in some countries. no expression
Mist is considered porn in 67 countries

Nevermind

silver_tears
It's mist getting gang raped by three males ermm

silver_tears

TOH
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's mist getting gang raped by three males ermm
Thats your point of view..he is just sharing his love with the world

Mišt
Originally posted by TOH
You're KMC's Paris Hilton! w00t

Heymad




Oh wait...that was a compliment? happy

silver_tears
With three males no less flirt
Just thought that needed pointing out, put some wigs on them next time to at least make them look somewhat female ermm

TOH
Originally posted by silver_tears
With three males no less flirt
Just thought that needed pointing out, put some wigs on them next time to at least make them look somewhat female ermm
I didn't want them to look somewhat female.. ermm

silver_tears
Oh I thought it was just mist bragging I didn't know you made it ermm

Mišt
Im not a whore 24/7....only 24/6 you know...ermm

silver_tears
Need to replenish bodily fluids that last day? icon5
An hour's not enough.

Mišt
Um thats a day, not an hour eyes

silver_tears
dodgy

Wolflet

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
dodgy

Skank, I saw that editdisgust

Originally posted by Wolflet
That 24/1 seems to be the time I'm online mhm

Something about you.....just turns me offsick

silver_tears
What edit wacko take your pills baby, it'll all be alright once I get back into bed. ermm

Mišt
But thats when the nightmares always startcry

silver_tears
That's because I keep telling you not tonight dodgy

Wolflet
Zaymuico nyhkehk po O.8 no

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
That's because I keep telling you not tonight dodgy

And then, out of frustration, I start fantasizing.....which in turn leads to the nightmaresscared

Originally posted by Wolflet
Zaymuico nyhkehk po O.8 no

laughing out loud That was so ridiculous I had to almost but not quite laugh out loud.

silver_tears
Yea, fantasizing about other women tends to do that nono

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea, fantasizing about other women tends to do that nono

Why cant you just admit you are scarycry

silver_tears
bag

$noopbert
Irene is as intimidating as a winny the pooh plush-doll.

silver_tears
Originally posted by $noopbert
Irene is as intimidating as a winny the pooh plush-doll.

tighthug He thinks I'm ugly scary!

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
bag

Hey, isnt that the exact same thing you do when the guys ask for a good time?confused Put the bag on and get on your knees.....I swear its an uncanny resemblance...hmm




Originally posted by $noopbert
Irene is as intimidating as a winny the pooh plush-doll.

cryI have nightmares about that freak of nature.....Pooh that is, not Irene...

silver_tears

$noopbert
Originally posted by silver_tears
tighthug He thinks I'm ugly scary! No he doesn't.

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
That results in papercuts doofus, no wonder yours always demand their money back ermm

So you dont deny itdetective

Originally posted by $noopbert
No he doesn't.

Or do I?sly

silver_tears
So I've heard dodgy

Mišt
Its trueweep

silver_tears
You'd know petpet

$noopbert

Mišt
Why not?cry

$noopbert

silver_tears
herb

Mišt
Originally posted by $noopbert
Because Irene isn't ugly. Originally posted by silver_tears
herb

How can you like a face like that?cry

$noopbert

Mišt
Muscles? Blood? Bones? Brains...well, we can rule that one out for Irene...ermm

You are one sick pervert boyWhat the f**k?

silver_tears
herb gaaaah

$noopbert

silver_tears
You're not supposed to agree with him you tramp disgust

$noopbert
Originally posted by silver_tears
You're not supposed to agree with him you tramp disgust Go to university.

silver_tears
In a month or so wavey

Ronny
Originally posted by silver_tears
He's Australian ermm Then.. why all the sheep blink

$noopbert
Originally posted by Ronny
Then.. why all the sheep blink Those aren't sheep.

Ronny
Originally posted by $noopbert
Those aren't sheep. They arent spoons either ermm

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
herb gaaaah

Ohmygosh I am so turned ondroolio

Originally posted by $noopbert
Good point. I like: intelligence, cognitive capablities, emotional strength or some such shit.

Oh yeah...the boring stuff...ermm

Originally posted by Ronny
Then.. why all the sheep blink

Wazzat got to do with anything?no expression

Nevermind
Originally posted by Ronny
Then.. why all the sheep blink

Haha, how do you know about the Sheep jokes? I thought it was just an Australia-New Zealand thing.

$noopbert

silver_tears

Nevermind
*Looks at dust ball roll around* ermm

Mišt
Originally posted by Nevermind
Haha, how do you know about the Sheep jokes? I thought it was just an Australia-New Zealand thing.

I dont think they get it, they seem to think Aussies are the ones who have that strange....'desire'...for the farmyard crittersdodgy

Originally posted by $noopbert
It's only boring if you lack those things.

BUT...if they have good boobies its all goodermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Before or after the drool? eyes

During the drool sessioneyes

silver_tears
Yea, that wore me out ermm

Nevermind

$noopbert

Mišt
Originally posted by Nevermind
Then I say let's laugh at them for their high murder rate.

Haha.

no expression

I also Haha no expression

Originally posted by $noopbert
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Pfft Im joking noobismmhm

Nevermind

Mišt
Haha.

Nevermind

Mišt
I said HAHA! mad

silver_tears
ha

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
ha

You failermm

silver_tears

Mišt
Im sorry but that whore better give me my shoes back before asking for a refundermm


Yeah...see how I did that?dodgy

Nevermind

Nevermind

Mišt
Originally posted by Nevermind
Please don't yell! cry

Haha

silver_tears

Mišt
Yours started to wear outermm

silver_tears
They do that if you sniff them so many times, they are scratch and sniff after all ermm

Mišt
Well Im trying to get used to your smell so it doesnt come as such a shock like last time, god I almost passed out, Im trying to build up a toleranceermm

silver_tears
Hey I told you the cherry flavoured panties were strong, you're the one who picked them out ermm

Mišt
I hate cherry, maybe thats whyermm

Or maybe its you I hateermm

silver_tears
Good, now I know what to keep on me for repellent of you and your stalker ways ermm

Mišt
I think not, I think its the other way around, the cherry is keeping you on it to repel meermm

silver_tears
Well you are low enough to sex up a cherry afterall ermm

Mišt
Someone has to pop the cherry and from the looks of it you arent getting anywhere with thatermm

silver_tears
You and I share a common affliction, we both don't have the neccessary equipment me being female and well you being you. ermm

Wolflet

Mišt
You fail, get out silly girl no expression

$noopbert
Originally posted by Wolflet
Oui tuh'd ajah ghuf fryd E ys cyoehk.. laughing Tu oy? no expression You know he doesn't speak your random-ass language, so why speak in it? What is the point? All it shows is you are too much of a cwoard to speak int he language he understands, regardless of what you said.
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