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silver_tears
It's my three year universe (Irene land fo shizzle slang for anniversaire, which is french for cupcake.......I lie......it's swedish for sex) biatches and hoe bags! icon5

So I demand strippers, and lots of them. Males, females, one armed little people, as long as the clothes come off all is well.

I also demand a keg in the corner to have chugging contests under, and a massive chocolate cake to smother Michael in. ermm

I'm gonna do a proper write up of all the people I love sometime during the day, when the strippers pass out from exhaustion, and the beer is gone, and Michael's bloated corpse has been rolled into the lake. I'll give him a special mention eyes

Mišt
I missed minecry

*shares* happy

Mentioned twicew00t

$noopbert
LAGNAF.

silver_tears

Butt Naked
So I can take off my clothes here and... and no one's gonna be pissed?







Or laugh lookaround

Itzak
*was already naked before I got here... takes off clothes again just in case* w00t

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
I do not share you tarted up hussy mhm
This took me a whole 35.2 seconds to write up, it's mine and mine alone! disgust

But I missed mine, it will never come around again, its gone, lost forever...cry

Mišt
Originally posted by Itzak
*was already naked before I got here... takes off clothes again just in case* w00t

*takes off skin just to be double sure* mistw00t

silver_tears
Originally posted by Butt Naked
So I can take off my clothes here and... and no one's gonna be pissed?

Or laugh lookaround

I don't promise I won't laugh, but at least you won't be the one we sacrifice later in the cake dodgy

silver_tears

Butt Naked
Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't promise I won't laugh, but at least you won't be the one we sacrifice later in the cake dodgy
A promise is a promise, you just promised to not promise you won't laugh.


*gets naked*

shiftywoo

silver_tears
*laughs*

Butt Naked
I know you don't you mean it.

Itzak

silver_tears
Originally posted by Butt Naked
I know you don't you mean it.

crylaugh

silver_tears
Originally posted by Itzak
*makes you part of the Halloween decorations, and sets you in the front of the house to scare off all the neighbors* w00t

He'll scare away my lovely guests who I adore on KMC ermm

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
Okay fine, you can have one eight of my celebration, hussy disgust

herbloveOriginally posted by Itzak
*makes you part of the Halloween decorations, and sets you in the front of the house to scare off all the neighbors* w00t

I can accomplish that without standing out the front of the houseeek!

Butt Naked
Originally posted by silver_tears
crylaugh Okay, now you're just exaggerating

silver_tears

Itzak
Originally posted by silver_tears
He'll scare away my lovely guests who I adore on KMC ermm

Fine! disgust *puts him back in the basement*

Mišt
Originally posted by silver_tears
herbwank


That's what I think of you dodgy

mistw00t

Originally posted by Itzak
Fine! disgust *puts him back in the basement*

Dude..its cold and dark down here..cry

silver_tears
And damp, but I'm sure you had nothing to do with that disgust

Mišt
The...stain was there before I was here..dodgy

silver_tears
What stain??!? icon5

Mišt
Uhh.........theres no stain....I meant...if there was a stain....it would have been there before I was here...dodgy

















runaway2

silver_tears
And how about the dead hooker in the corner? cry
You're ruining my party!































And his life it seems ermm

Mišt
I swear Itzak said she was alive before...I.....internally examined her with my...fleshy flashlight...dodgy

silver_tears
Was this before or after the sex change hm

Mišt
Hers or mine?dodgy

silver_tears
Does it really matter? dodgy

Mišt
....ye-no?dodgy

silver_tears
Well it shouldn't if you two love eachother cry

Mišt
But she is dead remembercry I guess we'll never find out what could have been...

silver_tears
Or whose baby it was ermm

Mišt
Im pretty sure it was yours, dont ask me, but the resemblance to you in uncanny....although Im not sure how someone managed to look at you for more than 5 seconds before passing out to bother engaging with bedroom antics with youermm

silver_tears
That was a hideous spiel, and a whoreanus insult. Kinda like you look in the morning ermm

Mišt
Thanks, I try to make myself look as tarty as you, negative attention is still attention, right?ermm

silver_tears
I wouldn't know since it's never negative diva

Mišt
Its not positive either, its kind of like a streaker at the football, you dont like it, yet you just dont want to look away, you have to keep staring until the police come and cover you in a towel so everyone else doesnt have nightmares for the rest of the week happy

silver_tears

Mišt
I was referring to youermm

silver_tears
Still doesnt make it good no2

Mišt
Shut up, that took me so long and you foiled it for mecry

Well you didnt respond with anything better, so I win by defaultmhm

DarkC
*overturns a huge Gatorade barrel of water over Ken's head*

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's my three year universe (Irene land fo shizzle slang for anniversaire, which is french for cupcake.......I lie......it's swedish for sex) biatches and hoe bags! icon5

So I demand strippers, and lots of them. Males, females, one armed little people, as long as the clothes come off all is well.

I also demand a keg in the corner to have chugging contests under, and a massive chocolate cake to smother Michael in. ermm

I'm gonna do a proper write up of all the people I love sometime during the day, when the strippers pass out from exhaustion, and the beer is gone, and Michael's bloated corpse has been rolled into the lake. I'll give him a special mention eyes
*gets naked*

Vinny Valentine
w00t


Happy Third Year Irene!

You Know what this means? I sure do.

$noopbert
Me to.




















PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

TheKingofKINGS!
Peanut butter jelly time.

Actually, that's an inside joke at my school for "consentual sex with a preist"

gabrella1991
hi

Alpha Centauri
Happy third year, Irene.

The difficult third year. One and two are fine, but third? We'll see how you do.

-AC

TheKingofKINGS!
If you make it to your senior year, you'll finally get your KMC degree.

Ushgarak
I remember the chain of girls that brought you here...

You really should join in with the strippers, Irene.

TheKingofKINGS!
Originally posted by Ushgarak
I remember the chain of girls that brought you here...

You really should join in with the strippers, Irene.
What he said.

silver_tears
Thank you to those who were actually sincere and bothered to congratulate me cry


*crosses michael off the list* disgust

Punkyhermy
*walks in*

$noopbert
Originally posted by DarkC
*overturns a huge Gatorade barrel of water over Ken's head* That code "I like men drenched in gatorade"?

Originally posted by Ushgarak
I remember the chain of girls that brought you here...

You really should join in with the strippers, Irene. ermm













































The Circle of the Black Thorn supports this idea! shuriken

Vinny Valentine
no expression

$noopbert
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
no expression Niggah please.




































LAGNAF.

Vinny Valentine
*cough*Gay*cough*

$noopbert
Originally posted by DarkC
*overturns a huge Gatorade barrel of water over Ken's head* Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
no expression Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
*cough*Gay*cough*

Vinny Valentine
Sorry, Thats not Gay.

If Thats Gay Every Sports team that does it after a Win is Gay.

Grow up.

$noopbert
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Sorry, Thats not Gay.

If Thats Gay Every Sports team that does it after a Win is Gay.

Grow up. This is coming from someone with an ego bigger than all of the black penises' combined.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by $noopbert
This is coming from someone with an ego bigger than all of the black penises' combined.

I'm Sorry, Someone has a temper after being Rejected.

Again.

$noopbert
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'm Sorry, Someone has a temper after being Rejected.

Again. Die quickly. happy

EDIT: In a Final Destination movie preferably.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by $noopbert
Die quickly. happy

EDIT: In a Final Destination movie preferably.

Hey, I'm not the one bashing here.

$noopbert
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Hey, I'm not the one bashing here. Flip a coin.

EDIT: And you're provoking, which will be taken into account. happy

FG725
Now children lets all play nice or I'll rip your throats out and suck the marrow from your bones happy

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by $noopbert
Flip a coin.

EDIT: And you're provoking, which will be taken into account. happy

Whatever you say, I didn't come into this thread making it seem like Davids Gay.

I'm Sure You know who did though.

Anyway, You're not worth talking too, I'm going to go over to a better thread.

$noopbert
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Whatever you say, I didn't come into this thread making it seem like Davids Gay.

I'm Sure You know who did though.

Anyway, You're not worth talking too, I'm going to go over to a better thread. You seemed to enjoy the 'not worth talking to me' bit for almost a full page. eek! And if you remember, I asked if it was code for it. happy

silver_tears
Did you just say there are better threads then mine Vinster? icon5
Oh no you didn mhm























*removes a sock* ermm

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by silver_tears
Did you just say there are better threads then mine Vinster? icon5
Oh no you didn mhm























*removes a sock* ermm

It was amazing until Ginger came in and started acting mean.


Hold me crying

silver_tears
tighthug You are this close to a smothering mister!
Don't let it happen again dodgy

$noopbert
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
It was amazing until Ginger came in and started acting mean.


Hold me crying Didn't know you cried that easy.

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by silver_tears
tighthug You are this close to a smothering mister!
Don't let it happen again dodgy

droolio *Chokes for Air* droolio

silver_tears
They all do at some point ermm

Vinny Valentine
So whats Up?

silver_tears
I'm 3 years old lady
I'm gonna need a cane soon.......when I get to be Lance's age ermm

$noopbert
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm 3 years old lady
I'm gonna need a cane soon.......when I get to be Lance's age ermm Technology will save you.

silver_tears
Robotic legs....mhmmmmmmmdroolio

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by silver_tears
Robotic legs....mhmmmmmmmdroolio

Robotic Toe Nails.

That Shoot Lasers.

silver_tears
At peoples' eyes ermm

Ushgarak
Would you at least remove the other sock?

Congrats, btw...

silver_tears
*inches the sock slowly down the ankle* naughty


Thank ye big grin

Ushgarak
Pure ankle sexiness! Woo-hoo!

Mišt
VVVVVV
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'll give him a special mention eyes
^^^^^

Still waiting for this eyes

LethalFemme
*God I hope Ushgarak gets banned*ermm

lord xyz
Originally posted by silver_tears
It's my three year universe (Irene land fo shizzle slang for anniversaire, which is french for cupcake.......I lie......it's swedish for sex) biatches and hoe bags! icon5

So I demand strippers, and lots of them. Males, females, one armed little people, as long as the clothes come off all is well.

I also demand a keg in the corner to have chugging contests under, and a massive chocolate cake to smother Michael in. ermm

I'm gonna do a proper write up of all the people I love sometime during the day, when the strippers pass out from exhaustion, and the beer is gone, and Michael's bloated corpse has been rolled into the lake. I'll give him a special mention eyes Gaze at my nudity. big grin

silver_tears

PrincessPink
So who's a tad devil here? I want to play doctor embarrasment

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
So who's a tad devil here? I want to play doctor embarrasment

It's the forum for random stuff (most of the users are idiots).

And what do you want to play?

PrincessPink
Just pure random stuff huh. *Does pole dancing*

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
Just pure random stuff huh. *Does pole dancing*

Well, the whole forum is that way...they have topics...but basically no one sticks to them....evil.

PrincessPink
well i like sticking to things. wink

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
well i like sticking to things. wink You like sticking things inside you?

PrincessPink
no hun.

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
no hun. Aww, your poor boyfriend.

PrincessPink
My poor boyfriend. what gives you the right to bring my boyfriend in this who isn't poor at all and is probably bigger than you.

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
My poor boyfriend. what gives you the right to bring my boyfriend in this who isn't poor at all and is probably bigger than you.

I think it was called..ah, yes, Freedom of Speech.

PrincessPink
whatever. i'm out.

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
whatever. i'm out.

Now that it's getting interesting.

PrincessPink
why be rude?

silver_tears
Hahaha alienated another one, top notch BD thumb up

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
why be rude?
Cause it's fun?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Hahaha alienated another one, top notch BD thumb up

Thank you, thank you, I am awesome.

silver_tears
Whatever helps you sleep at night happy

Bardock42
Originally posted by silver_tears
Whatever helps you sleep at night happy

Having sex with you before does.

silver_tears
When I'm around there's very little actual sleeping during the night ermm

PrincessPink
I'm sure you get around too.

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by PrincessPink
I'm sure you get around too. OWNED!!!!


holy shit. I'm glad i came in here



CAT FIGHT

REEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRrr

Bardock42
Originally posted by silver_tears
When I'm around there's very little actual sleeping during the night ermm

Do you snore?

PrincessPink
owned as in what.


HAPPILY TAKEN.

silver_tears
Originally posted by Bardock42
Do you snore?

No, do you drool?

Bardock42
Originally posted by silver_tears
No, do you drool?

Only when looking at you.

PrincessPink
I'm sure she likes some saliva on her.

silver_tears
Originally posted by Bardock42
Only when looking at you.

Right answer, this intelligence thing may not be a lie after all hm

silver_tears
Originally posted by PrincessPink
I'm sure she likes some saliva on her.

yucky Ick

PrincessPink
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/Laneyg02/sexy/sexyx2.jpg

PrincessPink
hey some like it kinky. I dont. How old are you all?

Bardock42
Originally posted by silver_tears
Right answer, this intelligence thing may not be a lie after all hm

Maybe I am jsut a damn lucky bastard.

Originally posted by PrincessPink
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/Laneyg02/sexy/sexyx2.jpg

Niiiiiiiiice

PrincessPink
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/Laneyg02/sexy/sexy.jpg

PrincessPink
I've got more where that came from but should i post them in the pic deal and how much of them can I post some have almost nakedness.

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/Laneyg02/sexy/sexy.jpg

Still nice...watch out that you don't post to pornographic stuff though, that would be prohibited.

silver_tears
Post them in random comments down below.
You can post as many as you want as long as you don't post like a zillion times in a row. And as long as you don't see anything like nipple and bare ass or front you're good to go.

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
I've got more where that came from but should i post them in the pic deal and how much of them can I post some have almost nakedness.

Oh and, the Picture thread is just for pictures of our members. If those are pictures you took you could post them in the Artwork forum, if you just found them on the net you could post them here, in the OTF.

And the pics have to be PG-13

PrincessPink
oh boy.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/Laneyg02/PICTURES/AlanasStuff007.jpg

PrincessPink
I dont have porno pics hun. I do have hot guy pics with them holding bottles but you can't see anything would that be prohibited.

Bardock42
Not really.

PrincessPink
You just want to see it.

I will so pay for this. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/Laneyg02/sexy/hot.jpg

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
You just want to see it.

I will so pay for this. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/Laneyg02/sexy/hot.jpg

He's hot, but I think that should be acceptable....maybe ask a mod about it.

PrincessPink
guys judging guys. this could get interresting. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/Laneyg02/cuteness-1.jpg

PrincessPink
The nakedness can't go unexplained.

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
guys judging guys. this could get interresting. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/Laneyg02/cuteness-1.jpg

I like your taste in oics droolio

PrincessPink
oics?

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
oics?

pics, I meant.

PrincessPink
thanks. I can't help it that I like sexiness.

Bardock42
Originally posted by PrincessPink
thanks. I can't help it that I like sexiness.

Yeah..sexiness..is....sexy.

PrincessPink
I WANT TO SEE SEXY pics.

$noopbert
Originally posted by Bardock42
Still nice...watch out that you don't post to pornographic stuff though, that would be prohibited. Silver_tears has had more provactive signatures than that picture.

Bardock42
Originally posted by $noopbert
Silver_tears has had more provactive signatures than that picture.

I meant generally, you know?

Xirius
Originally posted by PrincessPink
I WANT TO SEE SEXY pics.

Good luck trying to find those on the internet! stick out tongue

$noopbert
Originally posted by Bardock42
I meant generally, you know? No.

Bardock42
Originally posted by $noopbert
No. Now you do.

$noopbert
Originally posted by Bardock42
Now you do. I shot the sheriff.

PrincessPink
really. i wonder if that hurt. depending on how you shot him it would.

silver_tears
Originally posted by $noopbert
Silver_tears has had more provactive signatures than that picture.

Have not ermm

$noopbert
Originally posted by silver_tears
Have not ermm Your avatar is more provactive.

silver_tears
Is not, they're kissing on a beach stick out tongue

Bardock42
Originally posted by silver_tears
Is not, they're kissing on a beach stick out tongue

Sure they are.

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by $noopbert
Your avatar is more provactive. What about mine? eyes

silver_tears
Here I just spent the last 10 minutes doing this, do you approve stick out tongue

Alpha Centauri
I just happened to click this by chance, I think I can detect the scent of an Adriana Lima post.

-AC

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