10 things men know about women

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Corran
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10.

ToMacco
You've got some things to learn, Corran.

Corran
and I have no doubts that you have even more to learn.

Gundark
Corran is a virtual fountain of knowledge about women. laughing out loud

Pinky
Oh you forgot this part:
11.
12.
13.
14.
and the thing we hate most:
15.
not to mention:
16.
but how about:
17.
Oh yeah we know lots of stuff about women!!! smile

Gundark
See Corran ? Pinky can teach you a couple things you apparently are unaware of. wink

Pinky
That's plenty more where that came from!You have a question about girls?Just come to Pinky aka Dr.Love wink

Dexx
who da maan, who da maan?

Gundark
*waits for finti to cue Kiss song*

finti
They call me Dr. Love
They call me Dr. Love calling Dr. Love
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of calling Dr. Love

And even though I'm full of sin
In the end you'll let me in
You'll let me through, there's nothin' you can do
You need my lovin', don't you know it's true" -KISS big grin

Gundark
Love that song !!!

Thanks, babe. wink

finti
anything for you Gundy, ....except taking orders wink

Corran
Yeah, I already knew about
11.
But had just forgotten it.

Gundark
Well thats okay then. Wait til you find out about #THX1138.

finti
wait til corran actually meets a women

Gundark
POW !

*waits for Corran's comeback*

yerssot
what does a prisoner of war has to do with this?

Gundark
*ignores yerssot*

yerssot
*throw himself in front of gundark*
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oo!

Gundark
*yawns and looks away*

yerssot
*places 12 dozen of roses next to gundark*

Gundark
Well they're lovely, but I still prefer queeq's tulips.

phinney6
puts 400 tulips in front of gundy

yerssot
I see phinneys 400 and I raise it with another 400
*gives gundark 800 tulips*

Gundark
Does queeq know you're picking his tulips ?

yerssot
I'm aiding their economics!

phinney6
I flew all the way to a different country to get them just for you, and i took some from here

mechmoggy
But surely a SW nerd has no trouble with the ladies? roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
so corran is a nerd????

yerssot
every star wars fan is a nerd!
... myself not included big grin

Dexx
the guy called him a nerd...we want fight, we want fight.......blood, fight!

Gundark
I'm not a SW nerd !!!




I'm a SW geek.

finti
the difference is in the glasses

Gundark
Oh. Well I don't have to wear glasses at the movies cause the screen is big enough.

Dexx
aaaaa, but u need glasses in those speacial 3D theatres

Tex
Special 3D theatres?
Like those porn ones? wink

Gundark
Porn in 3D ? You could make millions !

Tex
It's my idea back off! mad
wink
Of course I would need some stars smokin'

yerssot
it's already under construction since the start of VR

LaurenE147
I am the doctor of love. I know everything.

Ushgarak
Yeah, sure you do...

Dexx
I mentioned the 3D theaters. Let's say 50%, i'm being resonable here

finti
well answere me this is: is it possible that female member off some sex on a couch could like get this guy all hot and she never even knew it??

Corran
Oh, don't you worry about me Finti, I've had what I would consider a fair share of ladies, and the crux of it is that the more you 'meet' the less you realise you know about them, you have obviously met ladies (hence the lovely live) and you may think you understand them, however, I think mens understanding of the ladies decreases proportionately with the more that they meet. I am not proud that I appear to know so little about women. You profess to know so much, so takking the knowledge decrease vs numbers met calculation, I sooo envy that you do know so much more about women than me, honest.

Ushgarak
That's brilliant, Corran! That's basically saying "You suck, I've been out with far more women thatn you!" but REALLY intellectually!

Dexx
http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif

LaurenE147
Yes.

And I know this is a quote from the reproduction song of grease two. Not nearly as good as the first.

Ushgarak
Yeah, I was surprised at that. All the indications were that it was going to be SO much better...

yerssot
grease II? The grease returns?

mechmoggy
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Ahhh, the Ush sarcasm alert strikes again. laughing out loud

Gundark
His subterfuge is showing.

finti
I am very impressed with LE147, very impressed. I just had to do the quote. Very good LE147. MAn nothing can come up to the original Grease movie,l love that music.
You know LE147 you just gained a friend now. It pleased me to know someone actually figured that one out.
LE147 accept this oversea kiss from an Arkensas Norseman smile smile smile smile smile smile rolling on floor laughing

LaurenE147
Um, ok. *shrinks away at finti's sudden decentness*

finti
You should feel special, cause not a lot of women gets this treatment from me. Belive me it is worth cherish big grin embarrasment :shy: big grin

LaurenE147
Okay, then. *returns kiss across the Atlantic*

finti
embarrasment :shy:

Captain REX
How about now? Are you still the doctor of love?

*ten minutes later*

How about now?

yerssot
repetitive is your word! Repetitive! Repetitive is your word! Your word is repetitive! Repetitive, that's your word! Repetitive is!

Ushgarak
Glad you were still monitoring that device, Mech...

Finti is being very friendly in general lately! He even laughed at one of my jokes. Big ambition achieved!

yerssot
is that an A-bomb in his pocket or is he happy to see us? eek!

LaurenE147
Yes, I am the doctor of love.

yerssot
and I thought it was that dude from Police Acadamy!

LaurenE147
He learned everything he knows from me.

yerssot
so you are 50?

LaurenE147
No. I am the master.

mah
master of love?

yerssot
when I left you, you were but a child, now you have the ego big grin

LaurenE147
biiiiiig ego.

yerssot
I wanted to spare you that

LaurenE147
tough noogies. my ego exceeds even yours

yerssot
no kidding! there is almost no room left here with the two of you here wink

Gundark
With finti's ego, there's plenty of room for the rest of us out here on this little itty bitty ledge over this conviently placed bottomless shaft...

Corran
Gee Thanks. cool

queeq
Nobody beats Thane Zereil though.

Corran
*bows down*

We're not worthy, we're not worthy.

With his count and taking the inversely proportionate calculation of numbers vs knowledge I suggest Thane Zereil knows what they look like and what you are supposed to do with them but nothing more about women than the basic carnal instincts of a Neanderthal. Thane do not forget, if you can't be good be careful.

finti
how do you know that.

yerssot
because he hits people KO?

queeq
I know everything. I'm sorry to say it finti, but I did notice the slightest hint of morality in you. big grin

Gundark
*scratches head*

This is a touch decision. Kissing Zereil or boinking a viking with a big ego.

yerssot
go for the dutch one instead

finti
and dont feel a thing?

yerssot
that's for her to decide

finti
Chose the norse man and she will at least have something to brag about big grin

queeq
NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!!!!!! mad

finti
she cant resist me smile big grin big grin rolling on floor laughing

queeq
Yes, she can.

finti
oh no she cant cool smokin'

yerssot
*sets up boxingring*

queeq
Yes she can.

Gundark
Boxing ? Where's Don King ?

mah
doing his hair

finti
she cant. smokin'

Gundark
You're smoking. Already done ?

Corran
Gundy, are you suggesting you didn't even notice?

Gundark
laughing out loud laughing out loud

*foresees another battle axe in Corran's future*

mechmoggy
*In best Gundy voice*

But I was just plumping the pillows! eek! sad

finti
havent even started yet babe roll eyes (sarcastic) cool big grin rolling on floor laughing evil face evil face

Gundark
Are you going to be making all those faces while we're at it ?

finti
oh I forgott about the lights embarrasment :shy: evil face

mechmoggy
Kind of off-putting are they? laughing out loud

Gundark
The rolling one is okay. At least it means he won't be laying there like some stiff.

mechmoggy
The eye rolling looks like he's bored
The shades on just looks rude
The grin makes him look like it his 1st time
The rolling would make you feel sea sick
And finally the evil look would be quite scary.

I prefer to give a thumbs up every 5 minutes or so or maybe the odd
wink . Oh yeah, I'm da man.

finti
pick the girl down from the walls afterward is kind of tiresome

Gundark
I'd like a mirror on the ceiling please.

finti
hard to clean big grin

LaurenE147
I have a scenario that I need somebody to analyze.

This really cute, popular guy said ehy to me at Office Max yesterday. He usually doesn't talk to me and his friends were present. We flirted a little and it was nice. Today at school he completely ignored me. He didn't even look at me. What is this mixed message he's sending me?

Dexx
eeergh, i think he's a taliban.....run!

Corran
Maybe he is just playing it cool.

Gundark
He's playing it cool.

Corran
Is there an echo in here?

finti
must be in your head Corran

Corran
No there's nothing in my head it's empty.

finti
thats why it echoes roll eyes (sarcastic)

Corran
I get it now, thanks for pointing it out.

finti
out out out out......

Corran
big grin

Pinky
Alright ppl i didn't read the other lines u wrote here because i'm sure as usual u've gone off-topic!So!Here's me bringing u back on-topic....at least i think i am...

The Perfect Woman Would Say...

1. I'll swallow it all ... I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case
of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a
threesome!

5. God ... if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna
bust!

6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try
again?

7. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go
shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's
asses.

12. I'll be out painting the house.

13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had
time to play on Saturday too.

14. Honey..our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come
see!

15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

16. No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

17. Your mother did a great job raising you.

18. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and
buy yourself new clubs.

19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for
God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress
reliever.

20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

21. Not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that new
strip joint!

22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you
retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the
night feedings.

24. That was a great fart! Do another one!

25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my
head for ya ...

wierdman333
hellz yeah, pinky

wierdman333
............here's the solution, go with me!

LaurenE147
You deigned to respond to Pinky's post. My answer is a big giant no.

Ushgarak
Gee, what is with the ancient post revival?

Did you ever see that guy again, Lauren?

LaurenE147
I've seen him, but he never so much as had another conversation with me.

Ushgarak
I think for reference you should read Padme's "Why are guys so silly?" thread.

Lara
well, from what you just said I think he's a jerk!

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