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I'm a band wagon jumper! firefirefireph



Pour all my new friends flowers
Introduce yourself, tell us a little about you, share a pic, it's all welcome at my place of business flirt1

I said it first.

Hi, I'm herb. herbnone Wanna be my friend? herbhappy

Um... I'm vraya and umm.. I really hate the "I need new friends" fad and umm... i rock and umm... shoutout to everyone and umm... I love system of a down (but who doesn't) and umm... that's it

I'll be the friend you love to hate.

Originally posted by Itzak
Hi, I'm herb. herbnone Wanna be my friend? herbhappy

herbshock I'm Herb. herbmhm

Originally posted by Bloigen
herbshock I'm Herb. herbmhm

Not so, Mr. Watson! herbhat2

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm a band wagon jumper! firefirefireph


Hello, my name is Wagon......... jump me! meeting1zb

Herb fight!!! jerry

We are always going to be friends

Originally posted by Itzak
Not so, Mr. Watson! herbhat2

herbjedi

I didn't want it to come to this. herbnone

jerry

Originally posted by D-Double
Hello, my name is Wagon......... jump me! meeting1zb

Oh so that wasn't you before ermm

ill be your friend too if you want me ot.

Originally posted by Bloigen
herbjedi

I didn't want it to come to this. herbnone

Read my title and weep. herbmhm

herbfight

Originally posted by Itzak
Read my title and weep. herbmhm

herbfight

I can't, there isn't a Herb cry smilie. herbnone

herbfight

drool double instead herb

Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh so that wasn't you before ermm

I want more. ermm

Originally posted by Bloigen
I can't, there isn't a Herb cry smilie. herbnone

herbfight

That's because Herb never cries. herbnone You disgrace the name of Herb. herbmhm

herbfight

Originally posted by Itzak
That's because Herb very cries. herbnone You disgrace the name of Herb. herbmhm

herbfight OWNED

Originally posted by Itzak
That's because Herb very cries. herbnone You disgrace the name of Herb. herbmhm

herbfight

You messed up your first sentence. herbshock

I win. herbhappy

Originally posted by D-Double
I want more. ermm

They always do swank

Originally posted by Bloigen
You messed up your first sentence. herbshock

I win. herbhappy

Quite so, my dear Watson. herbhat2

You used my smiley. touched

Originally posted by Itzak
Quite so, my dear Watson. herbhat2

You used my smiley. touched

herbhappy

I USED IT AGAIN!

It's all right

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm a band wagon jumper! firefirefireph


Don't steal my words!

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm a band wagon jumper! firefirefireph



Pour all my new friends flowers
Introduce yourself, tell us a little about you, share a pic, it's all welcome at my place of business flirt1 you mocking my thread

i want to be your friend.

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Don't steal my words!

You can't like own words man, they're mother nature's dude v

phsleepingpillow

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm a band wagon jumper! firefirefireph



Pour all my new friends flowers
Introduce yourself, tell us a little about you, share a pic, it's all welcome at my place of business flirt1
Seriously? barker

*doesnt want to be friends* ermm

Originally posted by Barker
Seriously? barker

You especially stalk

Originally posted by silver_tears
You especially stalk
faint

My real name is Michael; I'm still in High School.

Did I win?

NO

I clicked this thread and somehow ended up in Kdiddys Palace

oh i want to win too.
my real name is brandon, i am still in high school.
i dont have a picture handy, but ill try to get one, i am unseen by all so far....

Originally posted by Thorinn
Burp

Originally posted by Barker
faint

My real name is Michael; I'm still in High School.

Did I win?

Really? *skeptical*
Now the picture.........

Originally posted by silver_tears
Really? *skeptical*
Now the picture.........
Because that happens to be Mist's same name too? icon5

That, and I'll have to see If I can did a Picture up. barker

Originally posted by Barker
Because that happens to be Mist's same name too? icon5

That, and I'll have to see If I can did a Picture up. barker

You *****, you stole my name

Originally posted by Barker
Because that happens to be Mist's same name too? icon5

That, and I'll have to see If I can did a Picture up. barker

Are you the same person? icon5

Do it!

Originally posted by Barker
Me? Mist?

That's disgusting. mhm

And yeah, I don't think I have one on my computer. I don't have a reason to.

Didn't, anyway.

I'll be waiting petpet

Originally posted by Barker
It was a gift.


Me? Mist?

That's disgusting. mhm

And yeah, I don't think I have one on my computer. I don't have a reason to.

Didn't, anyway.

*****, what kind of cheap imitation gift was thatsneaky2

Pfft, I hereby announce Barker to be my sock. As I have no further use for it, the account can be closedmhm

so am i a friend or not?

Originally posted by natashia
so am i a friend or not?

No you have to make an offeringermm

She wanted my soul but I managed to bring it down to $4 and a night of hot sweaty sex.ermm Im starting to think my soul would have been easier..

I want a sock too cry

Originally posted by Barker
Yeah, you wouldn't believe what she made me give. barker

Shhh I might be arrested shhh

Raz closed one of these thread just like it b/c he said it was a self pity thread.

Mine's actually not about friends.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm a band wagon jumper! firefirefireph



Pour all my new friends flowers
Introduce yourself, tell us a little about you, share a pic, it's all welcome at my place of business flirt1

Hmm....give me a second, I need to check out your pics.



...




hmm





Okay, you can be my friend, consider yourself lucky.

I dont wanna be your friend mhm

can i?

Originally posted by silver_tears
I dont wanna be your friend mhm

Why not? I am a good friend. Loyal and funny. And skanky....when you want me to. I can give comfort but also fool around. You'd hit the jackpot with me. Last chance.

... i have lotsa friends

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why not? I am a good friend. Loyal and funny. And skanky....when you want me to. I can give comfort but also fool around. You'd hit the jackpot with me. Last chance.

Well okay, but I am so not helping you get women hm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Well okay, but I am so not helping you get women hm

That is an acceptable offer. Especially since you are a woman already. Oh...OH...you meant....oh....like...to have sex with....oh....well, we'll see about that later, m'kay?

So, now that we are friends. What do we have to do next?

Frolic through the lush green meadow behind the flowing river in the valley of sunshine.
















Or like get a cheeseburger or something ermm

i'd like a cheeseburger right now...

Originally posted by Because I can
i'd like a cheeseburger right now...
chicken burger at "whataburger"

Originally posted by silver_tears
Frolic through the lush green meadow behind the flowing river in the valley of sunshine.
















Or like get a cheeseburger or something ermm

Or get a cheeseburger and then frolic through the lush green meadow behind the flowing river in the valley of sunshine.

I see this friendship will work out great. I am already a lot happier thanks to your presence.

Originally posted by Lyna303
chicken burger at "whataburger"

Silver_tears (that's my new best (hot) friend) and I only eat at Big Kahuna Burger. But thank you for the recommendation.

so who's who

What are friends for, and because I'm such an amazing one, I'll even give you my pickle.

heehee, does anybody actually not pick that pickle out?

I <3 the pickle, I get extra pickle, but because we're so tight I'm willing to hand it over to BD over there, we're like this *crosses fingers* scissors

Originally posted by silver_tears
What are friends for, and because I'm such an amazing one, I'll even give you my pickle.

Thank you, but shouldn't I...give you my...pickle?

Hello miss missy.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Thank you, but shouldn't I...give you my...pickle?

Only if you don't want it back ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Only if you don't want it back ermm
Well, I was planning on giving it to you, then taking it back and then again giving it to you. Repeatedly.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, I was planning on giving it to you, then taking it back and then again giving it to you. Repeatedly.

Once it goes in the mouth, no promises no2

Originally posted by silver_tears
Once it goes in the mouth, no promises no2

I need to think about that. Although I am sure my pickle would like to be in your mouth.

I've had no complaints thus far ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I've had no complaints thus far ermm

You may have it then. Because we are such good friends.

Excellent, I'll rub your back later in gratitude.....because we're such good friends dodgy

Originally posted by silver_tears
Excellent, I'll rub your back later in gratitude.....because we're such good friends dodgy

I see this friendship working out very, very well.

As long as it's a giving and then taking.....repeatedly... relationship, then we're good.

Originally posted by silver_tears
As long as it's a giving and then taking.....repeatedly... relationship, then we're good.

Oh..we will be good...we will...a lot....oh yes.

Several times a day?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Several times a day?

Of course, starting right away.

Excellent, meet you in the meadow.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Excellent, meet you in the meadow.

As we are walking in Fields of Gold?

Okay, but careful, I'm Fragile.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Okay, but careful, I'm Fragile.

Oh, I will be careful, don't worry about it....don't worry shifty

Even by the flowing river? touched

Originally posted by silver_tears
Even by the flowing river? touched

Of course you cute, cute thing. hug

Ha-cha-cha swank

Originally posted by silver_tears
Ha-cha-cha swank

Gesundheit

Danke flowers

Originally posted by silver_tears
Danke flowers

You are pregnant now

Is it because we've exchanged German? touched

Originally posted by silver_tears
Is it because we've exchanged German? touched

It will be a child of German lovetouched

Kinda like Austin Powers cry

Originally posted by silver_tears
Kinda like Austin Powers cry

It was just a first try...we can make more cry

Okay, I just gotta go put on my leather dress.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Okay, I just gotta go put on my leather dress.

Do that, while you are away I will fantasize about you putting on your leather dress.

I put on some invisible knee highs and high heels with it.

You have 69990 posts...woah

Sexy....lookin' fine.

So close to 70 grand droolio


Let me just put on the silk gloves.

Originally posted by silver_tears
So close to 70 grand droolio


Let me just put on the silk gloves.

Oh my..what are you going to do with them ...

Check for dust, this place you keep is filthy schmoll

Originally posted by silver_tears
Check for dust, this place you keep is filthy schmoll

But you like it that way....cry

Only on Tuesdays ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Only on Tuesdays ermm I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you
It's Friday, I'm in love

I love that song

Originally posted by silver_tears
I love that song

Me too, lets participate in the act of making children while using a tool that prevents us from fulfilling said purpose while listening to that song.

As long as it's on a bed that is of the water variety and the song is remixed with the back up vocals of Barry White while the lava lamp is on full blast.

Originally posted by silver_tears
As long as it's on a bed that is of the water variety and the song is remixed with the back up vocals of Barry White while the lava lamp is on full blast.

Yeah, well, you take care of the surroundings and I...well..will wait for you to finish, deal? Yes (I answered for you, no need to repeat it).

I'm not seeing water bed nahuh

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm not seeing water bed nahuh

Look, you can get some water after we have done it in my bed. Is that okay?

Is it crystal clear mountain spring water?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Is it crystal clear mountain spring water?

Sure...you are worth the 1.50$

Not even euros? cry

Big pimpin

Originally posted by silver_tears
Big pimpin

Small hookerin'?

Mist'd know ermm

...............................................

Originally posted by silver_tears
Mist'd know ermm

Mist knows everything.

Even about the spare key to get into your house?

yup,even I know that!

Originally posted by silver_tears
Even about the spare key to get into your house?

I didn#t even know I had a House.

Oh so that wasn't you ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
I didn#t even know I had a House.

hysterical

Originally posted by silver_tears
Oh so that wasn't you ermm

Actually it was, i was lying...wanna fight about it?

Alright, take off your pants.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Alright, take off your pants. What pants?

The ones you're obviously not wearing dodgy

Originally posted by silver_tears
The ones you're obviously not wearing dodgy

Done

So uh...where's the jello? ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
So uh...where's the jello? ermm

All over you....you asked me to ru it in.

So that's what that was hm

??

Originally posted by silver_tears
So that's what that was hm

Probably...may I lick it off now?

?

No,I'm going home, it's bed time offtobed

Originally posted by silver_tears
No,I'm going home, it's bed time offtobed

I can lick it off while you sleep.

That's soo illegal where I'm from mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears
That's soo illegal where I'm from mhm

Not if you approve beforehand.

????????

Originally posted by commander fox
????????

We are talking about sexual acts between two consenting adults.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm a band wagon jumper! firefirefireph



Pour all my new friends flowers
Introduce yourself, tell us a little about you, share a pic, it's all welcome at my place of business flirt1

Hey, Im Xirius, im 17, and etc.....
anyway, Ill be your firend

and here's a pic. Its a few months old though.

awww you're a cutie flowers

Originally posted by silver_tears
awww you're a cutie flowers

Thanks.