Oh what the hell, I'll go through them all.
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-Frequently wears black clothing.
What can I say. I look good in black.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
You are NOT getting my Tool shirt from me.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
Meh, black makeup looks tacky.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic worshipping symbols.
I used to have an ankh necklace. It was cool. The chain broke
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
I plan on getting a tattoo soon, actually.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Anti-social music? WTF? I suppose that a lot of what I listen to would be considered such.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak
eccentrically.
How do you define normal?
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Boring, boring, boring, boring.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Well excuse me for loving all things fantasy.
-Takes drugs.
Nyep.
-Drinks alcohol.
Nyep.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
...depression sucks. But isn't evil.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
Nyep.
-Complains of boredom.
I have the attention span of an ADHD goldfish that someone has just shown a strobelight to.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
It's called I get very tired.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
Hello insomnia.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
I'm a redhead. I've got fair skin and a family history of skin cancer. The sun is EVIL.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Yeah. Who doesn't?
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Hey, I like my peace and quiet.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
And as again...I like my peace and quiet.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
Well, I am only 20 years old.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
If they're going to tell me to do something I don't think is right, damn straight I'll disregard them.
-Misbehaves at school.
Nope, never did this, unless you count ditching college classes.
-Misbehaves at home.
Nah, not really.
-Eats excessively or too little.
I have no appetite. Go away.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
Count Chocula's yummy though!
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
Yick. I'm not a vampire.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media
sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
What, no Cartoon Network?
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
RPGs kick ass. And video game violence isn't real violence.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
And that's evil?
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
That's Satanic?
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
whistling well, I have pole-danced before.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
More than just a passing interest, I think.
-Masturbates
Who doesn't?
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
And/or? For the record, I am bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
Philosphy is neither a cult nor a religion. And it's damn cool and interesting to study.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
No, but I have a Happy Bunny pin that says "People are stupid".
-Claims to be a goth.
Nope, because I'm not.
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Huzzah, I'm going to hell
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Haha, worshiping symbols for a group that doesnt worship.
thats it