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No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex
The dress doesn't make you look fat, it's all that ****ing ice cream and chocolate ....you eat that makes you look fat.
You've got no chance of me calling you.
No, I won't be gentle
Of course you have to swallow
Well yes actually, I do this all the time
I hate your ****ing friends
I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after ....tonite.
I'd rather watch a porno

Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to **** it.

yup, aren't those the answers?

Corran, the only answer to a woman's stupid question you're ever gonna say is "Of course I'm still going to pay you the $200."

$200 is that what you pay now?

you guys have to pay???? loooosers

*stern face*

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA thats funny

Only Tex would look at an object and see a giant penis.

yup,

Look at it!!!
It looks like a big johnson with little balls

be nice tex

add color but make it the RIGHT colors

Boaring *yawn*

Well, Tes. You're on mine now, too. And yers did it so dont' make fun of me. And I don't see what you seee

*start laughing histericaly*

*still can't get up 'cause of laugh*
Just one thing.....bjork's kinda easy to pick on, can't blame Lauren

Nah I like Lauren, her sig is another matter.
Yers needs to get ***** slapped!
Well we know what was on his mind while he was creating that.

Wheres Dim when you need her?

Somewhere safe.

you have a penis envy or something Tex?????

Stop it, you people are killing me !!!


Poor Lauren.

Has she changed the sig since Tex mentioned it, cus it doesn't look like a errr........thingy to me?

Well mine doesn't glow in the dark anyway.

Just do as I tell you Mech, and it will glow allright
*points to electric outlet and handing Mech some knitting needles*

no, hasn't changed it

Glowing penises????

something british I guess

English women must loose all theiur sense of touch in the drak, I guess, and too afraid to do it with the lights on.

I didn't think it looked like a penis either, but now that tex mentioned it...it realy does......og god, i've remembered

I hate doing it in the dark.

darkness can be your friend though

I like to see things.

*brings in colortv for gundark*

Y'all are perverts. I'm not changing it.

And if you think that looks you genitalia then you must be having delusions of grandeur

well it aint all that big on the screen

Oh sure, we are all perverts yet you have a phallic symbol as your signature of which you seem to be "on top" of.

I'm going to go over here now.

*studies imaginary art on wall*

Gundark's sig looks like genitalia.

in other words LE147 you never seen one .....

Basically

than trust us, you're sig looks like one

Well, not to me.

how do you know?

Because it does not resemble one in my state of mind. Now the squid I made out of clay when I was eleven did.

A penis shaped squid? Scary!

tell us more about this ......state of mind of yours

Gee....nobody ever said my sig looks like penis before...

will all that lightining around it

Scary. Does your penis have lightning around it ?

the ultimate dildo!

You guys need some kleenex.

I have herpes simplex 5 (eddie Murphy bev cop 1)

ok, i'm realy wondering...is this part of the topic?...really, i'm asking

every thread is of topic on this forum, exept the word game>!

but i asked 'cause this one could still be

http://216.40.241.68/otn/sad/nosmile.gif

are you sick? I think your head is gettin green.,.go on the toilet and puke!

no, it happens all the time.....it'll be normal again in a couple of minutes

oh goood! i said somethin' funny! U see, it was funny! I told u, i told u!
*explodes*

booooooom

oh God!, My hair is on fire, My hair is on fire!

Ush's thread is still on topic, Name That Poster.

But I heartily suggest you don't take that one off topic.

Hmmm, you just gave me an excellent idea....

You'll just end up getting shot in RP for your trouble, I can promise you that.

I have a strategy for that as well: not show up for a while.

Well that will muck him up a bit too.

Sure, but he can't get to me then, can he now?

I'll just abuse my mod powers and fill in for you. Like a sneak sock.

Moding can be so cool

And we all see how power corrupts. Vikings.

we aint corrupt we are just powerfull

I guess you had to be to row those big boats around all the time.

But I can use my supermod powers to delete the ghost posts.

then it wouold really be a ghost post

So while queeq and I are busy adding and deleting posts at the same time, we blow up Raz's board. Do you think he'll melt us down ?

well queeq, yes ....

After he's melted, what shall we make with him ?

a coin

a euro?

Good idea. I think finti is ready to have some of those in his pocket.

dont know if the are for euro or the idea of having queeq in my pocket

Tough choice, that.

Finti, is that Queeq in your pocket or are you just happy to see Gundy?

everyone is happy to see gundark

Hey yerss you are right I've seen Gundy and now I am really happy.

I'll prepare the funeral

Whose funeral ?

corrans

Why would I kill him ? He didn't post a spider picture.

Just looking though old threads and saw this, still made me laugh

that's nisce corran

and btw, I ment with that that the queeqster would have a little chat

this is the most pointless thread...only men!

Isn't this - when all is said and done - more the category
"Answers men would like to be able to give women, so they can feel better about themselves?"
You see, the mere need to post something like this, demonstrates with clarity that you never had to give those answers...
So keep dreaming.

Oh I will keep dreaming, no worries there

And obviously I have never given them otherwise it would not be the Answers men WOULD like to give, but instead would be 'The answers I have given'.

still...corran, you missed out a whole lot of answers

To each their own
The beer does the same for you
Who says I'm gonna give you my number
I feel the same way about yours
Feel free

-giggles- You gotta love the intelligence that is just pulsing from this room's seams. Gawd, it's so much better than the evolution room. <~~~The banana is doing the full monty....Maybe Lauren got the "pns" from that little guy's example.