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hahahaha, all presents are welcome, Finti those condoms you gave last year were a really great present

one month in advance?
let's try to get it off topic before you get to that day

ok so just give me the presents and the money and the chicks and the well nevermind and then leave me be

I can leave you now

Errr....you'll wait birthdays to approach much more slowly as you get older, phinney.

Just a little piece of advice.

I am amazed about the wiseness of gundark after only being here on this planet for 23 years!

.... and some months

yeah nevermind close this topic. It's dumb what i wrote

what makes you think that?

Oh i just think it is stupid

and why is that?

cause its dumb, anyway lets talk about my b-day, so what are you gonna get me?

air

how about them cherry flavored condoms

that's queeq/finti's department

can i have a .44 magnum revolver

only if you give me the money to buy it

can i have something besides air

a life?

condoms and guns. Slow down phinney....I think there's an age limit in Maine for certain gifts...

well for guns maybe, but not condoms, IF SOMEONE GIVES ME SOME!! I have a life yerss, just i try to be like you a lot and thats why i seem not to have one. Just trying to make you feel welcome

oh great! that's it huh? I have no life, huh?
*runs out the room*

I'm sorry yerss, PLEASE come back, I was only doing it to be funny, sorry, boo hoo boo hoo

*cries*
it's ... not fair!
*runs to his room*
*locks himself up*

Oh yerss its alright, i was only doing it to defend myself, now come out and i'll buy you a drink at the bar

*sob*
no; I don't want to!
I'm going to sit here in my room and stay sad and it's all your fault!

please! I beg you, i am really really really sorry.

It's not good enough!

what do i need to do?

shoot ush!

why? he is my friend, what do you hav against him?

you see! you don't want to be friends with me!
*starts to cry again*

YES I DO! but yo won't let me, ok ok *sigh* I will shoot Ush when he gets here

I want proof first!

here is the signed document, and the .44 i will use

slip it under the door

ok, here are both the gun and the document

ok, shoot him and all is forgiven

oh my goood!!!....i am a witness to this!, that's it, i'm telling! UUUUUSH!

you forgot to give me my gun back..please dont kill me

*gives gun back to phinney under the door*

you murederrrrreRs!...hey phinney, u agreed with the death penalty, remember?

yes but it hansn't happened yet so i am scot free, "yers we have to get rid of the witness" Oh and Dexx thats only if they ever catch me. heheheh

Yerss can i get rid of her

what her...i'm a ''him'' man! And i can run like hell. Even 44 bullets won't catch me........UUUUUUSH, they're comin' for ya

sorry the doors are locked goo-bye BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, there i put 10
bullets in ya, bye bye

damn...they always forget about my galactic mithryl...u think a 44 will do?
*slowly gets up*

*gives bullets to phinney*
try not to waste them too soon

i'm still telling
*brakes door and get's out*
UUUUSH!

runs after dex and tackles her, Out gun right ot head and BANG!!!!!

It's HIM! HIM! HIM! NOT HER! I'm a guy dude!!!
*dodges bullet with a quick move to the right*

we want proof of that dexx

come on yerss Help out, you got that automatic machine gun in your bedroom, anyway even if you tell ush you can't stop it, he will be here someday,and i will spend a life in prison will TV and sports games and fresh air. *puts gun-barrel in dexx's mouth* hehehehehe

Ha! I'm a Nazgul in human shape. No man can kill me! I'm tellin Ush, and you should thank me cause u won't have to spend life in prison

I'm not coming out till you shot him!

ok BANG BANG BANG, i hit him but he wont let me kill him. I'll go find ush

that's ok, shoot ush

dont worry

I don't remember giving this thread 'official' status.

Hmm...

uhoh phinney! RUN! RUN! Forest! RUN!

*starts running* "come on Yerssot, ill get ush later, ill cover you, *shoots near raz but doesn't try to hurt him* "COME ON YERSSOT, get the machine gun too"

"LETS GO TO THE FOREST!"

you go ahead, I don't shoot at the big giant potatohead...
and you still need to shoot Ush!!

Hi raz my god, you are the man Raz. THE BOSS!!!


So yerssot if your not coming why did you tell me to run, i am staying here

Phinney6 you need an Avatar and a sig!

Now now, Phinney, what is all this silliness?

oh it was just to get yerss to become my friend again,


*bang bang bang* There i shot you but didn't kill you, yerss is my friend

Those were blanks, weren't they?

I HOPE SO!

I have no business posting in this thread. It has nothing to do with me.

*exits*

lets go kill tomacco

now its about you

No one will be killing me.

ill just beat you up a bit

ok whatever, i like

Here you go Phinney6!!
Your gonna love it!

no WAY

WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER!

Yeah your right, his suit was just too plain!!
Here's the new and improved Ike!!
Oh, smashing!!!!

Why do adolescent boys insist on buying condoms ads if they have a sex life.8

*gets out of lair*
hmm...those guys must be gone by now.........jesus, waisting good bullets on galactic mythril.

Best place to buy condoms is Wal*Mart.
32 for $12

i hear they're on sale

Never seen a coupon for condoms.

Maybe Dexx is referring to some home made brand made of plastic bags. Or maybe he USES plasstic bags and thinks they're condoms.

is ush been shot by now?

no, he couldn't have been shot. I warned him didn't i? MUrderer!

murderer? no one died yet!

condoms can save lives,.......... by not eating them

we have to make that news public asap!

Empty your mouth, yerss..... On second thought, chew 30 times and then swallow.

well, I didn't knew you were so thinking about waffles...But sure...
*chews waffle 30 times and swallows it*

U tried to kill me didn't u? The intention matters

no, that was Ike Phinney, not me

Did someone say Ike?

no, actually said Ike Phinney

well, u let him come after me. And i had to run. http://216.40.241.68/contrib/ed/BlueTeamEnforcer.gif

but you didn't had a gun and it was only phinney, not two phinneys!

I did shoot Ush, but he just didn't die, i hit him 3 times

ah, close enough
*goes out his room*

bwah!...next time i'll be prepared. I won't forget my saber again, and i'll use it, really, i will. And u shot ush with blanks
http://216.40.241.68/ups/unknown/lsvader.gif

what? you want to kill ush using smilies?
it failed before

that smillie was for you an phinney

thank you, already have it

it just prooves my amaizing skill with the lighsabre.
They wanted me to play anakin in ep. 2 but unfortunatley i'm not blonde

It's called hair dye.

and I never complain about hayden's acting again

aaah, but you're never a true blonde with...let's call it YELLOW PAINT.
Besides, i don't get that crap near my hair.

we will though

*puts head in a bag*

filled with chlorine

That can't be good for you.+

well whatever they want to do to be a blond

Maybe that is how they all get stupid.

recon you aint blond then...

I'm blond, you're blond, we're all blond!

ergh.....i really am not.

I'm quite brunette

oh, they just painted you after birth

Not a single person in my family has blonde hair. We're all dark.

good, they all dyed their hair

My hair is green

Nice.

well....it's nor realy green

is it purple?

in part

Or pink?

why isn't there blue there?

He's not drunk yet.

My hair is the same colour as a TWON-HA's

whatever

you won't guess what TWON-HAs are Mwahahahaha! NARF!

Well ? We're waiting.

nope, i promissed not to tell.

Actually, I don't even want to know.

I'll get it out of him. Just strap him face down on that table and bring me the boreworms.

Sucker! But well, he had his chance to tell.

I'll get the really rusty needle

Good plan.

hmm here is some rat poison! this outta be fun

i am not telling.....especially to those who really want to know.

ok then

ok, i'm still not telling.

Nobody cares.

i know, i know

So, on to an intersting topic.

namely... not me

Of course.

and that for my first guess!

And it was soooooooooooo hard.