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inspired by tons of tests and my upcoming speech quire presentation.. >>;

faculty opened for those who wants to...

who wants to be the principal?

and students??

I am too smart to be a student. Give me a position that fits my intelligence. I was thinking of one of the following: Principal, Rich Mother****er Who Owns Everything And Just Won THe Nobel Prize....in every category (except peace...who wants that shit)., God.

granted... >.<

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
granted... >.<

All three of them? Sweet. So where are my students, LETS MAKE THIS THING WORK.

We need a few students...10 at least, and we need a few teachers I'd say 3. And then we need a coach, so our school becomes the best sporty sports school ever...cause that's important to US Americans.

wait for those guys....

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
wait for those guys....

No dirty thoughts in this school....ONE WEEK DETENTION...

what the... I OWN the SCHOOL!!

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
what the... I OWN the SCHOOL!!

What the, you had dirty thoughts...now go to your detention.

Wheres the sex ed class?dodgy

you can't send the owner of the school to detention? i don't wana fire you!

and that wasn't dirty...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hehe, I was wondering that too shifty



I don't like this smilie....

you don't? sheesh...

I'll be a student.











































Any sexy teachers about?

Originally posted by lord xyz
I'll be a student.











































Any sexy teachers about?

No, but an evil Principle...lets have a Headmaster Ritual


Belligerent ghouls
Run manchester schools

Spineless swines
Cemented minds

Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old suit since 1962

He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neck

I wanna go home
I dont wanna stay
Give up education
As a bad mistake

Mid-week on the playing fields
Sir thwacks you on the knees

Knees you in the groin
Elbow in the face
Bruises bigger than dinner plates

I wanna go home
I dont wanna stay

Da-da-da ...

Belligerent ghouls
Run manchester schools

Spineless bastards all ...

Sir leads the troops
Jealous of youth
Same old jokes since 1902

He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neck

I wanna go home
I dont want to stay
Give up life
As a bad mistake

Please excuse me from gym
Ive got this terrible cold coming on
He grabs and devours
He kicks me in the showers
Kicks me in the showers
And he grabs and devours

I want to go home
I dont want to stay...

Originally posted by lord xyz
I'll be a student.











































Any sexy teachers about?

The only teachers are Bloigen, Vinny, Lance and Tired Hiker, take your picermm

Tough choice ermm








































Tired Hiker mwahaha

Teach me i am here to learn

Can I be the girls' Phys Ed coach?

Originally posted by Impediment
Can I be the girls' Phys Ed coach?

Hmm, are you a perverted paedophile?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, are you a perverted paedophile?


No?

Originally posted by Impediment
No?

Well, don't call us we'll call you.

Can I be a student/slash work here?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Can I be a student/slash work here?

Depends *unzips pants*

Originally posted by Bardock42
Depends *unzips pants*

Is this the part where you're supposed to have a penis?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
So can you find someone with a large penis to sexually harass me now?ermm

I could, but I'd rather rub my tiny one against you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I could, but I'd rather rub my tiny one against you.

I'll just wait for a large one.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll just wait for a large one.

Maybe it grows if you lick it a bit.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'll just wait for a large one.

Yeah ok, Im here nowermm

Hmm damn, so I should break out the pumps now? I knew those things would come in handy...when I bulk ordered 1200 of them....dont look at me like that, I saved $15 on shipping costs...

Ooh...you got ripped off, I told you to not to go with those cheap Chinese knockoffs, they just looked shifty....ermm

But we'll learn for next time, wont we?

Can I have your spares?dodgy I just dont think I can achieve...a satisfactory...gain...with my 1200dodgy

Originally posted by Bardock42
Because you were going to do it, right? Right?



Nah, I don't need them anymore. So, we won't. No learning for me

Eww Herb no.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Eww Herb no.mhm

Do it now then.

Cool, a KMC School! Edumacate me!

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
inspired by tons of tests and my upcoming speech quire presentation.. >>;

faculty opened for those who wants to...

who wants to be the principal?

and students?? This has been done before.


The thread is located here

Can I teach Religion

Oh really KOK?


any new enrolees? >.<

oh oh oh can I be the weird loner kid?!?!