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I mean the movie of course starring Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman.
Anyways on to the good stuff, ie the scandalous stuff.



So I feel as though to bring back le love in zee forum I demand each one of you make one up about your perfect match, it can be as far out as possible, but I'd rather it not be crude and obscene.

Follow the scheme, such as "He/she will.....He/She will......He/She can...." and so on and so forth. I'm curious to read other peoples. in_love

And I've seen all the Herbs, and I've seen all the "this thread suxors" and the O RLY pics, so take them elsewhere, don't wanna play, then just don't post, simple as that.

Wow is it me or are you making alot of crazy threads recently ?

Keep it up.

I like this. I'll do one soon.

so we just make little descriptions of our ideal mate?

She will welcome my grasp in any situation. She will love what is dear to me. She can help me, and expect me to return the favor. She can find what intrigues her, and embrace what intrigues me. She'll be golden hearted like the sun is warm centered. And her favorite rhyme is one I conjure. And she'll have a double sided mind for me to guess and game with, for constant.

He will love all of me. He will be there always. He can cook so well that it cancels out the fact that I am kitchen inept. He will have a keen eye for the arts and history. He and I will go around the world and then some more. He can make me laugh. He is the first thing I see waking up.He will be beautiful in every sense of the word and in his very able hands rest will mine for all times.

Hey, I can cook!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Hey, I can cook! Now if only you had the rest of the qualities !!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Hey, I can cook!

haha. Guys who can cook will always have the edge over those who can't.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Hey, I can cook!

And a nifty sig!

Originally posted by A.J
Now if only you had the rest of the qualities !!

I can make people laugh...I want to travel the world...I'd be there in the morning...I'd love all of who I'm with...not too sure about the arts and history.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I can make people laugh...I want to travel the world...I'd be there in the morning...I'd love all of who I'm with...not too sure about the arts and history. Well........its high but not a 10/10

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
haha. Guys who can cook will always have the edge over those who can't.

Yep, took culinary classes in school.

Originally posted by A.J
Well........its high but not a 10/10

Never will be, with anyone you're ever with.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
I can make people laugh...I want to travel the world...I'd be there in the morning...I'd love all of who I'm with...not too sure about the arts and history.

haha. Well I'm big into artsy people...especially guys who are passionate about things I am interested in. Guys who know how to recite just the perfect words of poetry...in another language and that will have me floored.hah. it has happened. hm...musicians are hot...anyone who play an instrument and I swoon. Cooking too since I can't cook but I love food. So the skill has me very impressed.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Yep, took culinary classes in school.

cool.

I can't cook.

He will be open minded to anything and he'll respect my opinions. He will have blue eyes and dark, wavy hair. He'll cook for me every night and have a great sense of humor. He'll sing or play an instrument for me, because he will be extremely talented when it comes to music. He will be smart and always challenging me. Lastly, he will love me for who I am, and tell me I'm beautiful.

I don't ask for much. eyes

Originally posted by Ladyluck
He will be open minded to anything and he'll respect my opinions. He will have blue eyes and dark, wavy hair. He'll cook for me every night and have a great sense of humor. He'll sing or play an instrument for me, because he will be extremely talented when it comes to music. He will be smart and always challenging me. Lastly, he will love me for who I am, and tell me I'm beautiful.

I don't ask for much. eyes
haha. We seem to have similare taste for guys.

And yeah...I don't ask for much either...I'm actually VERY low maintenence...

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
haha. We seem to have similare taste for guys.

And yeah...I don't ask for much either...I'm actually VERY low maintenence...
w00t

I'm pretty low maintenence too.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
haha. Well I'm big into artsy people...especially guys who are passionate about things I am interested in. Guys who know how to recite just the perfect words of poetry...in another language and that will have me floored.hah. it has happened. hm...musicians are hot...anyone who play an instrument and I swoon. Cooking too since I can't cook but I love food. So the skill has me very impressed.

Well...I'm into graphic arts. I wrote poetry for someone I once liked. You could probably get copies of the poetry from here. Teaching myself how to play guitar. w00t

chicks that are self proclaimed "low maintenance" are normally the worst of all

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Well...I'm into graphic arts. I wrote poetry for someone I once liked. You could probably get copies of the poetry from here. Teaching myself how to play guitar. w00t

lol. Good for you Mr. Windu.

Originally posted by Soleran
chicks that are self proclaimed "low maintenance" are normally the worst of all

hhhm...no I think not...I know I'm not...

Originally posted by Soleran
chicks that are self proclaimed "low maintenance" are normally the worst of all

I'm really not. I know that for a fact. ermm

I'll take your word for it.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
lol. Good for you Mr. Windu.

He will care more about my feelings than the problems. He will let me slowly let him in because he knows its hard for me. He will wipe away my tears and do something to make me feel loved. He'll be fun, and have things that both of us can do together without getting too sexual all the time. He'll appreciate my talents, and sometimes join in with me. He will relatively have the same music taste as I. And he'll be something I can never have....

She'll keep in the kitchen scrubbing my pots and pans, cooking foods from various lands. She'll rub my feet and stay upbeat, or I'll bust out my pimp hand. She'll smile and sing when she cleans my things all the while I'm drinking and joking. Of course when I'm all done she'll be ready for fun, in back on her back in the bed.


Signed out,
MidWest Sexist pIg

....okay....

lol

Originally posted by Soleran
lol

you is cwazzy

I thought it was kinda funny.lookaround

Originally posted by Soleran
I thought it was kinda funny.lookaround

it was

Originally posted by Soleran
I thought it was kinda funny.lookaround
...right...

I'll work on my sensitivity for the next one.innocent

Warped sense of humor...but to each his own.

He will be there for me and love me for who I am.

Most important thing, I think.

She will always be thruthful, and I for her. She will love me for me, no matter how I am. She will have similar interests, but nothing too alike. She will be gorgeous to my eyes, no matter how she sees herself.

Originally posted by Lana
He will be there for me and love me for who I am.

Most important thing, I think.


Thats a good one, I'll take some of that and add a dash of this as well...............................

Someone that grows with you as well.

Then add the rest of my midwest list to the end of my growing piece.

He will have me above all the other gorgeous and beautiful other women out there.


that one is really important to me. I hate the idea of infidelity.

"I am thinking its a sign, that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned. And I have to speculate, hat God himself did make, us into corresponding shapes liek puzzle pieces from the clay."

Too pretty to not post here.

Originally posted by SelphieT
He will have me above all the other gorgeous and beautiful other women out there.


that one is really important to me. I hate the idea of infidelity.

ugh. I know...commitment or nothing for me really.

cute

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
ugh. I know...commitment or nothing for me really.

damn right!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
ugh. I know...commitment or nothing for me really.

I think that should be for everybody. There are just some messed up people in the world.

Originally posted by Soleran
She'll keep in the kitchen scrubbing my pots and pans, cooking foods from various lands. She'll rub my feet and stay upbeat, or I'll bust out my pimp hand. She'll smile and sing when she cleans my things all the while I'm drinking and joking. Of course when I'm all done she'll be ready for fun, in back on her back in the bed.


Signed out,
MidWest Sexist pIg

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
ugh. I know...commitment or nothing for me really.
Same here

Wow its stinks of trust issues in here

Originally posted by Soleran
Wow its stinks of trust issues in here

Shit happens when you've been cheated on.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Shit happens when you've been cheated on.

shit happens when your parents are doing that......and you just stuck there.....

Indeed, I just kinda went with the if they are perfect for you then they probably wouldn't be laying pipe around town with you at home. At least for this duscussion

*shrugs*

Originally posted by Soleran
Indeed, I just kinda went with the if they are perfect for you then they probably wouldn't be laying pipe around town with you at home. At least for this duscussion

Yeah, it's best to find out about the cheating before things got even more serious.

She will give me $4.





dodgy

Some of those are really good cry

Thankscry

Yours isn't though cry

Yes it iscry

I was this close to getting a mic today, but then I thought....no. So I didntmhm

disgust

Originally posted by Soleran
chicks that are self proclaimed "low maintenance" are normally the worst of all

I'm self proclaimed 'high maintenance' - does that make me one of the best? eyes

He will be passionate and deep. He shall be tall, dark and handsome. He will have the innate ability to make me laugh, full and rich, even when times are the most difficult. He will hold my face in his hands and kiss my forehead. He is to have drive and ambition, an urge to achieve and a need to succeed. He will be witty and strong. He will be proud of me, of us and of what we have accomplished. He will be completely mine and I will be utterly his. We will be as one.

Originally posted by Syren
I'm self proclaimed 'high maintenance' - does that make me one of the best? eyes

He will be passionate and deep. He shall be tall, dark and handsome. He will have the innate ability to make me laugh, full and rich, even when times are the most difficult. He will hold my face in his hands and kiss my forehead. He is to have drive and ambition, an urge to achieve and a need to succeed. He will be witty and strong. He will be proud of me, of us and of what we have accomplished. He will be completely mine and I will be utterly his. We will be as one.

No, makes you seem desperateeyes

I am so all of those thingsshock Except the part about completely being yours...cause...well...Im in high demand these days...I cant just keep to one....dodgy

So...it just wasnt meant to beweep

Desperate? Hardly mhm

Supreme Attention Seeking Mistress of the Universe? Certainly eyes

But you're not, though. Because if you were you'd be able to commit. In the case of the eggs and the bacon, you're the chicken.

Originally posted by Syren
I'm self proclaimed 'high maintenance' - does that make me one of the best? eyes

He will be passionate and deep. He shall be tall, dark and handsome. He will have the innate ability to make me laugh, full and rich, even when times are the most difficult. He will hold my face in his hands and kiss my forehead. He is to have drive and ambition, an urge to achieve and a need to succeed. He will be witty and strong. He will be proud of me, of us and of what we have accomplished. He will be completely mine and I will be utterly his. We will be as one.

I can't wait to hear what the sex is like.

Honey, the sex is great

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I can't wait to hear what the sex is like. Originally posted by Syren
Honey, the sex is great

Why don't you two sweeties find out for sure (with each other for you guys who need a little more information) and then send me a Video so I can validate your data?

Hmm, alternatively you two can just prove it to me in person.

Originally posted by Syren
Desperate? Hardly mhm

Supreme Attention Seeking Mistress of the Universe? Certainly eyes

But you're not, though. Because if you were you'd be able to commit. In the case of the eggs and the bacon, you're the chicken.

Trampy? Surelymhm

I like that title...makes you sound....needydodgy

I told you, I cant commit, not when theres so many others out there that need my serviescry


Just remember where the eggs come from in your little metaphorermm Are you being racist against chicken?herbnone

"It's like eggs and bacon - the chicken was involved, the pig was committed."

Originally posted by Syren
"It's like eggs and bacon - the chicken was involved, the pig was committed."

So..



















are you being racist?herbnone



Speaking of "Let's P.M. It Up A Little", Im still waiting for that 'Im getting naked and dancing in the rain' pmnaughty

Originally posted by Syren
Honey, the sex is great

You didn't put it in italics.cry

Originally posted by LethalFemme
You didn't put it in italics.cry

Honey, the sex is great.

Originally posted by Syren
Honey, the sex is great.

Not a chance.

Do I need to bring out the mhm ?

I am soo very not happy right nowcry

You know, if this is a ploy to get me to send that PM then it won't work... but if I've only added to any pain and anxiety you're feeling because of something completely unrelated then I'm Really Sorry hug

No its not you, Im just not getting any, so I take out my sexual frustration on anyone....mainly youtouched

You're so very not happy right now because you aren't getting laid?

Can anyone say 'shallow'? mhm

Originally posted by Syren
You're so very not happy right now because you aren't getting laid?

Can anyone say 'shallow'? mhm

shallow

clapping

Femme, you're awesome.

Originally posted by Syren
You're so very not happy right now because you aren't getting laid?

Can anyone say 'shallow'? mhm

I tried, but then when I did the spellcheck it came out with 'Syren'

I just noticed that mhm

Originally posted by Syren
I'm self proclaimed 'high maintenance' - does that make me one of the best? eyes


Perhaps, it certainly does add the quality of honest!

She will be understanding and yet longing to know more about me. She will allow me to embrace her in any situation and care for her from the deepest parts of my heart. She will never be worried about the way she looks, because she knows she is beautiful in my eyes. She can take and give a joke. She can keep up with me and be challenging

Originally posted by silver_tears
You have this innate ability to ruin my threads disgust

I do trylongsmokes

mhm

Im thinking of starting on your artwork threads

Meh, feel free

Not like theyre doing anything anywaysmhm

That's true

You have an aura of unhappiness about you flowers

You're intuitive

Pity sex?

You'd have to do all the work for once cry

Im down with that

Always are ermm

How can I say no?ermm

You cant diva

Or else you'd cry, yeah I knowmhm

If you're trying to cheer me up, you suck ermm

Im not, I gave up cause I couldnt even pretend to be nice, it just doesnt work for meermm

It's true, you're a jerk *doped smilie*

Goody

Here's mine, I don't demand much at all. faint

cry

cry Whas wrong?

'tis beautiful... it has made me gooey inside cry

I think so too
Completely far fetched and unrealistic but it's nice to dream

Have hope! If you haven't got hope, you'll end up with second best

That is true, look at Sally Owens, hers existed faint

bah..at this point I'm begining to wonder if I ever will end up with someone as great and worthwhile.

where you from

Well this thread is at least entertaining




Just make sure you have expectations for yourself that are as defined as what you want from someone else

yeah

Originally posted by Soleran
Well this thread is at least entertaining




Just make sure you have expectations for yourself that are as defined as what you want from someone else

I dunno...I am quite the mess...and I have issues I need to resolve before I start seriously looking for him...

*le sigh*

life wasn't so tough on 19 year olds before I think...

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
haha. Guys who can cook will always have the edge over those who can't.

Indeed.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
I dunno...I am quite the mess...and I have issues I need to resolve before I start seriously looking for him...

*le sigh*

life wasn't so tough on 19 year olds before I think...

He'll come to you petpet

hi