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There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house

That's pretty funny.

Dont make me bring up a "To Kill a Mockingbird" reference.

Do it!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Dont make me bring up a "To Kill a Mockingbird" reference.

That book is soooo good , oh, and thats pretty funny about the mockingbird, yet rather creepy

Atticus Finch.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Dont make me bring up a "To Kill a Mockingbird" reference.

I hated that book.

I'd shoot it with a water gun

Originally posted by Lana
I hated that book. +
agreed

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house I killed a mocking bird. Because of that ****ing mockingbird song.


Mock (mock)

Ing (ing)

Bird (bird)

MOCKINGBIRD!

Irksome as hell.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I killed a mocking bird. Because of that ****ing mockingbird song.


Mock (mock)

Ing (ing)

Bird (bird)

MOCKINGBIRD!

Irksome as hell.
in dumb and dumber right...?

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house

lol1

Put some poisened bird food ; You didnt force the bird to eat it it dies.

The bird is mocking you....hahahahahahahahaha my god I crack myself up

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house

Burn the evidence

Originally posted by GCG
I have a sneaky suspicion. detective

Whats that?detective

When I walk out of my front door......I feel like................like Im being watched. detective

Away put your weapon, I mean you no harmdetective

I can't. It's too big. detective

You are the impossible cry

It's not my fault http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/cry.gif

Run Luke run!shock

But I can help them! I feel the Force! superman

Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird

Originally posted by Imaginary
Shoot all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird

What if you were aiming at the tree behind it, and accidently managed to strike down the mockingbird, and you were frozen in shock at what you just did, and in that time the bird died?ermm
Cause I wouldnt exactly call that sin...

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house

throw a big l cd at it

Hire some squirrels to rough it up. See how much it attacks you then.

Hire Vinny to sex it up, it'll be gone in a flash.

Isn't having sex with a mockingbird illegal to? confused1

youpi

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
throw a big l cd at it I don't have any man. Illegal downloads

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
Illegal downloads


jam

Reported.

Originally posted by bratty_lil_sis
Reported. Originally posted by Bloigen
jam

haha.

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
Mock (mock)

Ing (ing)

Bird (bird)

MOCKINGBIRD!

Irksome as hell.

Actually the song goes:

Mock - YEAH
Ing - YEAH
Bird - YEAH
Yeah - YEAH!

MOCKINGBIRD! Everybody have you heard (have you heard?) She's gonna buy me a mocking bird (Mocking Bird) And if that mocking bird don't sing, she's gonna buy me a diaaaamuund reeng! (She's gonna buy me a-)

"Hey those people need a lift too!"
"Pick 'em up!"

Originally posted by bratty_lil_sis
haha. Originally posted by bratty_lil_sis
Reported.

Originally posted by Roland
Hire some squirrels to rough it up. See how much it attacks you then.

Oh yeah, I'm with Roland clapping

haha.

Originally posted by SpadeKing
Burn the evidence

Originally posted by bratty_lil_sis
Reported.

herbnone

one time i saw this mocking bird chasing a squirrel across the street

Hahaha the bird hates you...

Call the spca...they can take it away....

Originally posted by bratty_lil_sis
Reported.

achewachewloserachewachew

Ineed to get this cold out of me...0.0

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house

Boy...if i've ever looked for a blue print of a looser..i might just found it..

Originally posted by Syren
Oh yeah, I'm with Roland clapping

Yay! jump

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
Boy...if i've ever looked for a blue print of a looser..i might just found it.. A looser?

Well...YOU dont have to kill it...Theres always a hitman by your closest Ghetto

Might want to change the word "ghetto" to "financially challanged area."

Reported.

Originally posted by bratty_lil_sis
Reported.

People could report you for abuse of the button

How rude.

Originally posted by bratty_lil_sis
Reported.

Did you seriously report them? Or are you just making a joke that didn't turn out to be very funny?

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
I don't have any man. Illegal downloads

you bastard

I got reported. . . sadwalk

Originally posted by Flamboyant4Life
There is this damn mockingbird that is always perched near my house, and whenever I leave my house it attacks me. It swoops down and like divebombs you. It has attacked me, my neighbors, my mom, my brother, my neighbor's grandfather, and random people walking on the sidewalk. And we can't kill it or get it killed because where I live it is protected by law so I can get fined up the ass. I'm afraid to leave my house

Get an iron suit that covers your whole body and go outside then wait for him to dive straight at you... The sucker will turn into a pancake.

Originally posted by Itzak
Get an iron suit that covers your whole body and go outside then wait for him to dive straight at you... The sucker will turn into a pancake. Pancakes are good with Chuck Norris. 1234

I wouldn't know... I try to refrain from eating Chuck Norris. tongue_ss

If you eat Chuck Norris you become invincible.

I heard he would punch his way out of your stomach. fear

Like a chestburster in Alien?

Something like that... yeah. ermm

Oh no I ate Chuck Norris... scared

*chuck norris bursts open from lord xyz's stomach*

*chuck norris kicks roland in the testicles so hard that they pop*

lord xyz: He had it coming. ermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
*chuck norris bursts open from lord xyz's stomach*

*chuck norris kicks roland in the testicles so hard that they pop*

lord xyz: He had it coming. ermm

Roland:

Itzak: 1234

Chuck Norris: noneright

Your mom: noneleft

Originally posted by lord xyz
*chuck norris bursts open from lord xyz's stomach*

*chuck norris kicks roland in the testicles so hard that they pop*

lord xyz: He had it coming. ermm

ouchies. . . now I can't make little Rolands.

Thanks a lot Lord xyz.