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You deleted the part of Mick Jaggers jockstrap ermm

My lost conversation with Ronny was...

Ronny has a point... but you are Emo Obsessed love

I forgot that that was our last conversation.

I love that song "girlfriend" by the darkness.. its soo cute

Originally posted by Syren


Ronny has a point... but you are Emo Obsessed love

No she doesnt, she said "anyone who sings about ex girlfriend and pain and shit is being emo" - we can cross off a shitload of bands as being emo then, regardless of style, just because the lyrics say 'i loved you but you left me' or whatever.

Originally posted by Syren


Ronny has a point... but you are Emo Obsessed love

Originally posted by Because I can
I love that song "girlfriend" by the darkness.. its soo cute

POINT PROVEN!!!!!!!

Wow...are you people ****ing crazy? I've could think of 500 ....thousand ways for a pretty suicide. AC's gonna rip you a new one, have fun with that

Originally posted by Ronny
POINT PROVEN!!!!!!!

Hahahaha... George says "Go choke yourself to death with an iron chain".

Originally posted by Ronny
POINT PROVEN!!!!!!!

What point?ermm

Originally posted by Ronny
they all have the same whiny voice, it annoys disgust

Have you even listened to the The Darkness before?ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow...are you people ****ing crazy? I've could think of 500 ....thousand ways for a pretty suicide. AC's gonna rip you a new one, have fun with that

Nah, we dont need more explanations about emo music, lets just laugh at Ronnyermm

He soudsn like crazy rat monkeys are eating his testicles.


He has this weird lisp.. and the darkness isnt really "emo" its pop rock those lyrics are just stupid

Emo's are whiny beeyotches.

It's boy george!

Originally posted by Impediment
Emo's are whiny beeyotches. second

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow...are you people ****ing crazy? I've could think of 500 ....thousand ways for a pretty suicide. AC's gonna rip you a new one, have fun with that

Do you realise how much that sounded like;

"I don't like you guys, I'm getting my scary brother on you... he's gonna kick your asses!"

*whine* *moan*

Originally posted by Syren
Do you realise how much that sounded like;

"I don't like you guys, I'm getting my scary brother on you... he's gonna kick your asses!"

*whine* *moan*



Do you realize how much it was meant to sound like that?

lol Emo with an Ego.

Do you realise you just stole my thunder? mhm

Originally posted by Ronny
and the darkness isnt really "emo" its pop rock those lyrics are just stupid

What are the words Im searching for........oh yeah...found them...NO SHIT mhm You're the one who assumed they were just based off lyrics....

The Darkness are just stupid leftright

Originally posted by Syren
Do you realise you just stole my thunder? mhm Random question, whos buttercup?

Originally posted by Syren
Do you realise you just stole my thunder? mhm

Certainly did, certainly did. But you may try again.

Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people
Who are young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one anymore

Take me out tonight
Because I want to see people
And I want to see life
Driving in your car
Oh please don't drop me home
Because it's not my home, it's their home
And I'm welcome no more

And if a double-decker bus
Crashes in to us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a ten ton truck
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well the pleasure, the privilege is mine

Originally posted by Syren
The Darkness are just stupid leftright

You're stupid, you stupid headleftright

Originally posted by Ronny
Random question, whos buttercup?

I kept asking but, they won't let me.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I kept asking but, they won't let me. How rude ermm

Originally posted by Ronny
How rude ermm

I know.ermm

Lethal asked me first and I told her to ask Lana.. then Clovie asked me so she can use Buttercup on Infamous, so I told her to ask Lana.. now you're asking?

LOOK - ASK LANA

{Ronny, I think you'd be better suited to Him, you'd carry it off perfectly }

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I kept asking but, they won't let me.

You can have my buttercup...if you know what I mean shifty

If you should for some (certainly stupid PMS) reason decline, the offer goes to Syren and Ronny ermm

Thats racist ermm against.. Femme..s

Originally posted by Ronny
Random question, whos buttercup?

Originally posted by Ronny
Thats racist ermm against.. Femme..s

Yes. Your point?

Originally posted by Syren
Lethal asked me first and I told her to ask Lana.. then Clovie asked me so she can use Buttercup on Infamous, so I told her to ask Lana.. now you're asking?

LOOK - ASK LANA

{Ronny, I think you'd be better suited to Him, you'd carry it off perfectly } I dont want to be, I was just curious cause i never saw anyone with a buttercup

I thought it was momo, but i noticed she didnt have one so yea

Originally posted by Syren
Lethal asked me first and I told her to ask Lana.. then Clovie asked me so she can use Buttercup on Infamous, so I told her to ask Lana.. now you're asking?

LOOK - ASK LANA

{Ronny, I think you'd be better suited to Him, you'd carry it off perfectly }

She told me no cause I wouldn't let her grope me.cry

Originally posted by Bardock42
You can have a buttercup from me...if you know what I mean shifty

If you should for some (certainly stupid PMS) reason decline, the offer goes to Syren and Ronny ermm

I don't know.

Originally posted by Ronny
Thats racist ermm against.. Femme..s

It is isn't it?ermm

Originally posted by $noopbert


Look at my sig. Look at Lana's sig.

Make 4.

Originally posted by Syren
Look at my sig. Look at Lana's sig.

Make 4. No, at her not knowing who Buttercup is.




Also:

Emo

Originally posted by Syren
Look at my sig. Look at Lana's sig.

Make 4.

No two.

Originally posted by $noopbert
No, at her not knowing who Buttercup is.




Also:

Emo

She knew who she was but, just didn't know who had the sig of Buttercup.

Originally posted by LethalFemme

I don't know.


Then get on your knees, close your eyes and open your mouth

Originally posted by LethalFemme
She knew who she was but, just didn't know who had the sig of Buttercup. Oh, didn't care enough to read.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Then get on your knees, close your eyes and open your mouth

Where's Mist when you need him?ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Where's Mist when you need him?ermm

You've done it with me plenty of times, its no different, just think of me when you do itermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Yeah but, usually your the one on your knees.ermm

Well, then it will be a fun new experience for you....now do it.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, then it will be a fun new experience for you....now do it.

No thanks I'm not hungry.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No thanks I'm not hungry.ermm

That's of no matter....are you thirsty?

Originally posted by Bardock42
That's of no matter....are you thirsty?

I'm good but, Mist is.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm good but, Mist is.ermm

Has to be considered....

Originally posted by Bardock42
Has to be considered....

Selfish.mhm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Selfish.mhm

Okay, I'll give it to you instead.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Okay, I'll give it to you instead.

He needs it cause it's good for his skin.ermm

Originally posted by LethalFemme
He needs it cause it's good for his skin.ermm You can share it with him and take all credit, but first you get it. I've spoken, it's law.

Mickeh is a tool.

Originally posted by Imaginary
Mickeh is a tool.

She said you were fatdisgust

Originally posted by Bardock42
You can share it with him and take all credit, but first you get it. I've spoken, it's law.

Only in Germany.ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think she meant you are a member of the famous and excellent Band...she loves you.

Awesomeshock

Well, it also means I cant post here anymore, because cool people of my stature just cant be seen with mere mortals such as yourselves, I know its harsh, but those are the rules and they must be complied withweep

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm no a just a mere woman I'm a Goddess.mhm



I'm not mortal check the above statement.

Awesome, we can totally have sex right now

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No Bardock's watching and don't tell him this but, I think he might be German.scared

Oh ok, but we can close the door if you want?

German?scared When did this happen? Does he know? What will his parents say?fear

Awesome

shock...Do they know? How did this happen? A whole family of Germans...thats...thats just sick....how could they let that happen?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I feel like when we're alone we can you know talk.blushing

It's like one day they were normal people and then one day BAM! out of nowhere they woke up German.disgust

Well...its like....I just feel so comfortable...like I could totally get naked right now, thats how comfortable I feel...blushing


Oh shit!shockl Its not contagious is it?

I think if you did I wouldn't laugh.blushing

It might be. OMG Mist your penis it's......it's German.faint

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I think if you did I wouldn't laugh.blushing

It might be. OMG Mist your penis it's......it's German.faint


I think...I feel so close to you...we should share things..like..each other's body for example....blushing

Well if you cant beat 'em, join 'em. Although apparently I joined 'em, then beat' em I also hear German meat is some of the tastiest...dodgy

Yeah, but I feel our bodies...well, yours at least...would be much more pleasureable to share..blushing

No...why didnt I get one?cry

So what were they doing when they werent starting wars and burning Jews? Probably something important, like finding cures for cancers and all that Nobel Prize stuff....gotta admire the Germans...

Like that time they didnt start a war?

I dunno man, one minute they werent starting a war, the next, they still werent starting a war. I dont understand it...

Originally posted by Mišt
Yeah, but I feel our bodies...well, yours at least...would be much more pleasureable to share..blushing

No...why didnt I get one?cry

No yours.blushing

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No yours.blushing



Okblushing

Im cured of being German now?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
No two.

No, FOUR... two plus two is four

Originally posted by Syren
No, FOUR... two plus two is four

Um ok, thanks for taking the thread totally off topic nowermm God, why does this always happen...its people like you that give the Off Topic Forum a bad name

I totally skipped the ensuing 3 pages because I couldn't be bothered. Excuse you for breathing

Originally posted by Syren


I totally skipped the ensuing 3 pages because I couldn't be bothered. Excuse you for breathing

Im excused Well you missed out on some thought provoking debates, such as what the Germans were doing when they werent starting wars, and how LF wants me so bad

Originally posted by LethalFemme
Mmhmm.blushing





You need to specify.mhm

I have to give you some credit thoughblushing

Awesomedroolio

Specify this > mhm

He's talking about you, LethalFemme. He told me leftright

He just directed his comments at me because he can't take his eyes off me. Or something.

Originally posted by Syren
He's talking about you, LethalFemme. He told me leftright

He just directed his comments at me because he can't take his eyes off me. Or something.

I dunno, something about your chest seems so appealing as for me not to take my eyes off itshock

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I'm scared....




Then again six minus three plus one...then divided by two is two...so I guess you lost.

What if they dont start another one?fear

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That last part was supposed to be for Syren.



Well if you'd put your breast back in your shirt.mhm

What last part was meant to be for me and would you stop referring to my appendages?

Originally posted by LethalFemme
That last part was supposed to be for Syren.



Well if you'd put your breast back in your shirt.mhm

Shut up, I couldnt be bothered picking apart your post to rply to each thing directed at me, god, you women think we men are so complicated, but really we're just morons who like boobs, give us a chancemhm

Ps I like that comment you just did to Syren..almost worthy of a profilehmm

But I just had my German shotcry

Originally posted by Syren
What last part was meant to be for me and would you stop referring to my appendages?



I'm sorry.hug

It's all Mist and Bardocks fault.

Originally posted by Bardock42
It might be too late....

No I mean, my German friend, I found out he was German, so I blamed him for the non wars with the Jews, and had him shot by my other non German white catholic supremist homophobe friend.

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm sorry.hug

It's all Mist and Bardocks fault.

Hey, as much as I like God for giving girls boobies, its hardly my fault for staring at these wonderful gifts, now is it?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Which is the only acceptable thing to do. I obviously knew right along what you meant..I jsut tried to...confuse...the Germans.

Exactly Cant have those Germans starting more non wars..

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, but apparently one is not supposed to touch them without the girls accepting it.

Really? Crap...I've just been going around grabbing them whenever I feel like it...no wonder those police officers were running after me..

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, but I took care of that, apparently Police Officers are rather fond of Donuts..and well..I happen to know someone who owns a Donut Brewery (I assume you all know how Donuts are brewn)...and well, now I can grab all them boobies I like..which are a lot.

Wow, sounds like you're living the American Dream, only not American, and not a dream...because you're awake.

You so get me...its like...you're my non related half sister's husband's brother who's not related to me either...wow...amazing how that works out..

I so get it, but its not like when the Sun gets behind the moon, because thats totally some form of weird interplanetary sex going on right there and non related people just dont do that, ever, at all.

Mist is JEWISH? shocking

Originally posted by Ronny
Mist is JEWISH? shocking

Are you being racist?herbnone

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I'm sorry.hug

It's all Mist and Bardocks fault.

I'm easy hug

I mean... you're forgiven hug

Incidentally, Mist, may I ask to which pic you're referring when you mention my 'rack'?

Originally posted by Syren
I'm easy hug

I mean... you're forgiven hug

Incidentally, Mist, may I ask to which pic you're referring when you mention my 'rack'?

Umm...the one you sent me via pm which we said we'd never mention to the public but now we have so our secret is out?dodgy

Originally posted by Ronny
No, im trying to wake up.

Oh ok then. And yeah I am.

Originally posted by Syren
I'm easy hug

I mean... you're forgiven hug

Incidentally, Mist, may I ask to which pic you're referring when you mention my 'rack'?

Aww...look at that, she's self conscious..she thinks her boobs are too small..aww

Originally posted by Ronny
Mist is JEWISH? shocking Disgusting

Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww...look at that, she's self conscious..she thinks her boobs are too small..aww

Sssh...if we play along, she may feel insecure and get them enlarged..dodgy

Originally posted by Ronny
Youre circumsized then? Hokay

Its not compulsory love.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Disgusting

Why would you say that? Only a German would say that, and you're no German....or are you?cry

You just used a word I think i know what it means.. but not to sure.. and called me love



WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MICKEY? cry

Originally posted by Bardock42
What do you mean play along? Lets be honest, she's as flat as holland and belgium together....


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No, of course not..I am jsut..wer...jsut a non-German nazi...yeah, that's it.

it is?

Originally posted by Ronny
You just used a word I think i know what it means.. but not to sure.. and called me love



WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY MICKEY? cry

Thats why they invented dictionarieslongsmokes

Originally posted by Bardock42
What do you mean play along? Lets be honest, she's as flat as holland and belgium together....


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No, of course not..I am jsut..wer...jsut a non-German nazi...yeah, that's it.

Yeah..she sure is..dodgy

Oh ok, cause for a second there I thought you were about to say you were a German non Nazi, that would just...not be good...at all..

Where did you put my sacrastic, vain, yet suprisingly low self esteemed Mist? weep

Originally posted by Ronny
Where did you put my sacrastic, vain, yet suprisingly low self esteemed Mist? weep

Im sorry, its just...well............I think Im a German Jewweep

Originally posted by Bardock42

Yeah, touching her is probably llike molesting a 10 year old boy...Mist, you know about that, how does molsting a 10 year old boy feel?

I know...German and non Nazi...hahah...soo stupid


Oh you know, kind of like touching a beach ball, all smooth and soft-----wait...I see what you're trying to dodetective

Where's that oxymoron thread when we need it..

Originally posted by Bardock42
Really, what am I doing?

Exactly-o

Trying to get me to confess my love affair with that beach ball all those years ago Wait...dammit! Oh...you're a tricky one all rightdetective

I was going to suggest between her cleavage, but you said she was flat chested, so Im lost..

Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww...look at that, she's self conscious..she thinks her boobs are too small..aww

That's actually completely true... I'm very self conscious about that area of my body.

Originally posted by Syren
That's actually completely true... I'm very self conscious about that area of my body.

Have you gotten a second opinion? You know...from...us maybe?dodgy

Originally posted by Syren
That's actually completely true... I'm very self conscious about that area of my body.

Yeah, I'm sorry, I kinda have the ability to feel this self consciousness...it's a gift....and a curse....but mostly a gift.

Shouldn't have done that....you look really good...I like you rack..I'd like to feel it too droolio

As comforting (and also weird) as those comments are, I think I'll just reassure myself, thanks.

Originally posted by Syren


As comforting (and also weird) as those comments are, I think I'll just reassure myself, thanks.

Pff...then you have small boobies again schmoll

Originally posted by Syren


As comforting (and also weird) as those comments are, I think I'll just reassure myself, thanks.

No no, its no trouble for us...really.....

Why the self conscious though?

For obvious reasons. I don't really think I'm perfect. My confidence is simply a facade which I've been hiding behind for so long that mostly it feels real and, basically, because I'm a young woman and should grow out of it eventually.

Originally posted by Syren
For obvious reasons. I don't really think I'm perfect. My confidence is simply a facade which I've been hiding behind for so long that mostly it feels real and, basically, because I'm a young woman and should grow out of it eventually.

So it is very healthy self consciousness? That's cool. Cause you are a very attractive young Lady.

Originally posted by Syren
For obvious reasons. I don't really think I'm perfect. My confidence is simply a facade which I've been hiding behind for so long that mostly it feels real and, basically, because I'm a young woman and should grow out of it eventually.

Well we're not lying when we say we'd bang youmhm

Not that we said thatdodgy

You sound like Golem, the two of you combined is terrifying.

Originally posted by Bardock42
True, we never said that.

We would so....never lie of course...not bang you..although we'd do that too....twice...maybe more.....

Even...three times? Hypothetically of course...dodgy