Best WWII general on the allies side
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Ushgarak
Had to go for Monty. His appointment in North Africa had such a drastic effect!
Ushgarak
Phinney tells me he is a bit short on kowing Russian Generals; shame, people like Zhukov should be there!
phinney6
dont know much about russian generals. sorry
Tex
I like Mike too.
That song was so catchy.
IF I COULD BE LIKE MIKE.

phinney6
come on vote...please
Tex
I dont know anything about any generals.
There is this steert by my house that's called MacArthur, I guess I'll vote for him.
You really like history huh? What's your favorite historic movie?
Tex
The only old war movie I've ever seen was Enola Gay. It was sooo boaring!
What's your favorite battle?
phinney6
Normandy invasion, (d-day operation overlord are the other names)
Tex
Have you ever been their?
I have, boaring!!!!
I know that's wrong, but it's true.
phinney6
never been to the beaches
Tex
I never acutally went on the beach.
Theres this big hill overlooking it with a bunch of graves on it.
I think you would like it.
LaurenE147
It's "boring" not "boaring"
Dexx
boaring is kinda like 2x ''boring''

Tex
Thanks Dexx!
Lauren is mad cause I made fun of her sig!
Get in line babe!

Dexx
oh, the sig
*starts laughing again* damn...i remembered again

Tex
Yeah, Yerssot made it! Big suprise their!

Tex
It could of been worse!
Poor Lauren could of been given penis shaped waffles!

Dexx
i'm sure it's funny, but i used all my laugh with the sig.
Dexx
http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/chapel/bigfrogs/bigtongue.gif
Tex
How cute :shy:
Ushgarak
What on Earth could be interesting about the beaches? I mean, they are still just beaches, after all. You should feel perfectly justified in finding them boring, Tex!
Tex
Yeah I know, but when you think about how many young men died on that beach........
Ushgarak
Quite a few, but sadly that does not make the beaches interesting in of themselves.
phinney6
If i wasa on the beach i would feel bored too
LaurenE147
In what language?
Dexx
the one and only KMC official language
finti
even if it had topless women there??
yerssot
*runs to room to find a map for the beach*
LaurenE147
body surfing is what I do on the beach
mah
beach volleyball, beach volleyball, beach volleyball!
yerssot
yes yes, enough all ready! where is that beach??
LaurenE147
Destin has the cleanest beaches and clearest water, but Gulf Shores is where the shells are.
Captain REX
I was knocked over by a beautiful babe at the beach once. She was on a bike.
Captain REX
Hitler's a bastard and a coward.
BackFire349
i know, but he's the only WW2 character i know.
Captain REX
Did you know that Hitler was a Jew himself?
BackFire349
he also only had one testicle
yerssot
*takes the bus*
*runs back*
in which country is this beach exactly???
Ushgarak
Aside from the wet Norfolk beaches in winter that I have a sentimental attachment to and sometimes go fossiling there, I haven't properly been to the beach in ages. My Dad had huge whacking great skin cancers cut out of his face a couple of days back. That sort of thing can really put you off the sun.
Mind you, my Dad's attitude to the sun over time has been to shout defiance at it. "Come on, ultraviolet rays! Give me all you've got!" he might as well have been shouting.
phinney6
I'm surpised no one has picked Montgomery more, or patton. I didn't think Alexander would get votes and he didn't. LOL!
Thomas H
monty rock!!!

Captain REX
Mike & Ike's are tasty.

Gundark
I love the beach. I can catch up enormous amounts of reading and wiggle my toes in the sand.
finti
and you wear a bikini

phinney6
gundy always wears bikini
Raz
Just added a new option in the poll

phinney6
thanks raz .

Dexx
actually that new option in the poll is just perfect for me.
phinney6
yeah i know, not many people like stuff about history and wars
Dexx
oh, i like wars...star wars.
Dexx
oh, i like wars...especialy starwars.
Ushgarak
Anyway, that's Field Marshall Montgomery to you...
Dexx
why did it post 2 times? Oh well
Captain REX
Double posting...everyone has done that.
Gundark
I like Raz's new option.

Dexx
the best in all of'em
Gundark
I also think Kenobi, Calrissian, Madine and Reekan should have been added.
Dexx
and ofcourse Jar Jar, the bombarrrrrrrrrrrd general
Gundark
Bombad. Not Bombard.
I'm saving you from being corrected by Ush, which can be most unpleasant. So feel free to thank me with expensive gifts.
Dexx
But how would i've said the "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" in Bombad. Doesent's sound the same.
Gundark
Bombaaaaaaaad. *smacks Dexx* Get it ?
Dexx
almost!....i get the"rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" though
phinney6
yeha ush does have a thing for correcting people, gundy did you a favor, now PAY UP!
Dexx
i don't mind if ush corrects me. I admit when i do somethin' wrong. But in this case i wanted to underline the rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, even though it doesen't exist.
Dexx
of the ocasional spoilers?
yerssot
of course

Dexx
yeah i thought so

Palanfirith
Dexx, stop posting in this topic.can't you see u're under attack from all fronts

phinney6
cool someone posted for patton
phinney6
who posted for eisenhower
Palanfirith
nobody voted patton.So I did
phinney6
yeah i liked patton, but Ike was my favorite so i voted for him
Dexx
i think the last opyion had the most potential. that's why i chose it.
Gundark
I vote for General Solo.
Palanfirith
Then I'll vote with captain Picard

yerssot
then you'll be shot
Palanfirith
I scared the shit out of you.....
yerssot
you mean you were only kidding?

Palanfirith
yeah dude.
keep u're bullet.don't be upset.You'll have other oportunities......

Dexx
well, captain's not the same with general.
BombaRRRRRRRd general, rrrrrrrrrrrriding on a TWON-HA!
yerssot
but I wanted an execution now!
Dexx
it deppends.....will u be using fasers or blasters.
Palanfirith
keep waiting dude
common....your time will come,just be patient.

yerssot
I've come to shoot him now!
If this gun is not capable of shooting, I suggest a new gun is needed.
Palanfirith
Dexx,don't interrupt our fight....
btw:yerss I challange you!
*takes a metal glove and spanks yerss's face with it*
yerssot
challenge accepted
*slaps palan with titanium glove*
Palanfirith
choose your weapon
yerssot
we have to fight?
I was thinking in the lines of an eatingcontest!
Palanfirith
That is also good.
We can consider food as weapons
example:I choose a 2kg bag of chocolate
yerssot
I'm actually not hungry at all
I'll take a 50 kg bag full of chocolate
Palanfirith
the 2kg bag was just an example.
I choose.........a factory of waffles.
Let's begin
Palanfirith
so u're first.

yerssot
ah, a true gentleman, thank you
*bats eyes rapidly*
Dexx
over what r u fighting here. I think the battle should've ended with the spank of the titaniu glove. Titanium has the fortunate trait of being....knockouting...
Palanfirith
I have a 1.000.000$ titanium helmet.So it didn't affected me

yerssot
don't mind him dexx, he still needs the training
Dexx
*draws lighsaber*
sorry?
*expects line from yerssot* "I have a 50kg bag of chocolate and i'm not affraid to use it."
yerssot
actually I have a 50 kg bag, but nevermind
Palanfirith
dexx,it doesn't worth it.he's just a chicken
yerssot
as long as I can eat my chocolate and waffles, I'm happy
yerssot
hmm, I'm getting blind too...
teehee, I'm going to bump my head now!
Palanfirith
give me 50% of your sweets and I'll spare your life
yerssot
you want half of miss syrup??????
Palanfirith
yup,that's my final offer.
the syrup or u're life

yerssot
I'll take the smilie
Dexx
*slowly leaves the arena*
there is no conflict here...
Palanfirith
neeeh.I know that kid for years.Let him go this time.But next time I'll take any sweets that he has

phinney6
ok but next time ill get him
Dexx
*comes back runnig with saber openned*
I hear somebody wants me?
Palanfirith
not u ,yerss is the man.
phinney6,next time we'll get him
Dexx
oh, don't worry yers, if tehy get ya, i can still eat the waffles
yerssot
I'm immortal

Palanfirith
yeah right.....
If u're immortal I'm twice more immortal then you

yerssot
and I'm twice plus one!

Palanfirith
and I'm yerss immortality*yerss immortality.
So,as much immortal you became I'll be twice that

yerssot
I'm twice more then you can ever say!
Palanfirith
I'll make myself a clone or a clone more then you(if u're also using this ideea).
So I'll say twice as you can.and I'll double everything you'll ever say
am I good or what

yerssot
I pitty the clone who doesn't phone home

Palanfirith
I didn't quite fallow you.
but.....I'll make a city for them.I'll put there some clones of Victoria Silvstedt ,just for the city to evolve

Palanfirith
I'll show you,my incultured brother.I don't wanna put the link here so I'm going to PM you.
Better this way

yerssot
nice empty one... how can you clone nothing?
Palanfirith
what "nothing" ?
yerssot
thought you would upload a pic, nevermind
Palanfirith
I did but after 1 sec I took it off.
I don't wanna be spanked by the mods or Raz.

yerssot
sure, you're not tex after all
Palanfirith
it wasn't a pic that you must be over 18/21 to see it but I prefered this way.
btw:what did TeX ??
yerssot
bjork

Palanfirith
I thought so...

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