Poems
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Mujaffa
type in your poem...... selfmade or others.....
Three blind mice
See how they run
..WHERE THE F*CK ARE THEY GOIN'?!
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
..JACK BURNT OFF HIS F*CKING D**K!
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her.
Smacked her twice across the head
..F**KED HER A** AND WENT TO BED!!!
Here's something from The Diceman!!!!
funny
ToMacco
Yeah, Mujaffa. Watch your language. . . you stupid f**ker.
Captain REX
Mind your language you dumb@$$.
ToMacco
Well, you *&%(*&^ and *%^$#^%$ and you like to !@&%$# and then *(#^%%#.
And another thing. . . it really bothers me when you *^$% while you are *@$@$$%$%.
. . . . son of a $^#&^
Captain REX
This is too funny...
LaurenE147
My favorite poem:
Nature's first green is gold
Her hardest hue to hold
Her early's leaves a flower
But only so an hour
Then leaf subsides to leaf
So Eden sank to grief
So Dawn goes down to day
Nothing gold can stay.
by Robert Frost
mechmoggy
Mine's.......
Mary had a little lamb,
she kept it in a bucket,
.......
On second thoughts, forget it.
Captain REX
I can only imagine what that would have said.
Corran
These are more like nursery Rhymes
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
mah
corran does have a way with comedy
Gundark
He's better than Patch Adams.
Gundark
And I've never even seen Patch Adams.
Corran
I recommend you watch Patch Adams at the next available chance you get, I think the Role could have been written for Robin Williams he was excellent.
And so more of the same:
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon
Gundark
*adds Patch Adams to rental list*
*makes note to smack Corran if it sucks*
finti
just smack him now Gundy, you can always say sorry ... later on
Corran
If you do smack me now Gundy, you can always kiss me better I suppose.
yerssot
either way you enjoy it
Gundark
Oh I guarantee he'll enjoy it.
Corran
Guaranteed. Well that sounds most interesting.
yerssot
*holds camera ready*
Gundark
*puts hand over camera lense*
no photos here. Move along.
yerssot
no photos?
*takes filmcamera out*
mechmoggy
Hey Gundy! You promised I was your only spank-ee.
Gundark
Well maybe if you'd take that damn pillow off your face sometime. It is morning you know. The aliens all went home.
Corran
While I am here waiting.
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little franky.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money.
mah
very good ones! the two in the middle especially
Corran
I think the last one is the funnier.
Gundark
Little franky. Hehehe.
Mujaffa
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two fifty
..THAT ****!
Itsy bitsy spider
Living in my crotch
Every time it bites me
..ANOTHER BIG RED BLOTCH!
Little Boy Blue.
..HE NEEDED THE MONEY!
still going with the diceman
Mujaffa
Mary had a little lamb
She kept in her backyard
When she took her panties off
His wooley d**k got hard
dice rules....
Corran
Mary Had a little lamb
she also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
so they could..........
Mujaffa
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I ........ your mother's ass
And she had you
Mujaffa
Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A merry old soul was he
He chewed off his ***, ate his own shit
Washed it down with some tea
LaurenE147
Every single one of you is sick sick sick
mah
except me who hasn't posted a single sick poem
mah
with the upper-class yes
finti
which is equal to pretty low
yerssot
Poem of someone I know:
Happyness
I hate it
I don't want to know myself anymore
It's the one in the mirror
looking at me
staring at me
laughing at me
it's the one in the mirror
who doesn't know who he is
nor what he can do
he's the one with no life
he's the one with absolute nothing
Who can see it?
The mirror in front of you
the mirror that shows yourself
the mirror that helps you
I hate it
No one wants to know him anymore
Hate him
but don't look in the mirror
the mirror of the soul
the burned soul of me
the one that is sick
the one that does not understand
the one that can't get understanded
I hate it
but there is nothing you can do
you have to leave him
you have to abondon the one in the mirror
the one that is burned
the one that hates himself
Fire
nice one, who is it from?
yerssot
you don't know him
yerssot
no, luckily enough
tik tik tik
de emmer loopt vol
Fire
I'm gonna post my cave poem I think
see if these guys find the meaning
yerssot
man, if even I can find the meaning, surely THEY can too!
Fire
prolly still a nice poem tho
The Golden Cave
It's a place where we go
When we need a brake from reality
Whenever we get there we feel fine and relevied
We know that there we will always have friends
It's a place of smoke and mists
Where the clothed butterflies
And two legged barrels of all kinds
Join together.
Under the strange and colourful lights
The liquid gold is used all the time
A thousand flavours a million colours
And then we always feel the rythme
And always find the flow
It's a place where we all can howl to the moon
Where we all can chant the same texts
Where the stream of tones is always right
Where the angels cry and the devils laugh
Where the hobbits rule the world
Yet still we long for it every moment of our weeks.
I know it doesn't ryhme, I know the spelling ain't correct but IDO NOT CARE
yerssot
you didn't include the hobbit/dwarf phrase
yerssot
mesa happy now
Fire
c'mon ppl try to guess, the winner gets a nice price very nice one
yerssot
what is it, and can I win it?
Fire
no u know it so u can't win it
yerssot
mah, if you want to win, let me know
mah
I guess it's something about a...cave..right? ah, nevermind, too difficult
yerssot
you ... could... classify it as a cave...
Fire
lol c'mon guess a bit more
mah
is it about an underground club, deep in the city in the most shabby street, where drugs are taken and a wild sexual orgy takes place every night... or am I a bit off-track?
seriously though, I dont know
yerssot
there's a club with those orgies in my town and I wasn't notified?
*smacks FM*
thanks a lot!
Fire
lol u could call it a club but everything else is wrong, maybe not the drug part depends what u call drugs
mah
oh! one of those belgian and dutch marijuana-clubs where you sit and smoke and discuss the wallpaper.
Fire
nha mah it's just a bar, no idea where u got the drug idea from tho
mah
you said you did drugs!
''everything else is wrong, maybe not the drug part ''
Fire
yea, but u started the drugs, so where did u get the idea from?
mah
well you know...belgians/dutch, there's only one thing they do in their spare time
j/k
Mujaffa
making waffles
Fire
bwa, mah depends but some belgians and dutchies are like that
*looking at my bro*
Mujaffa
please pass the waffles!
yerssot
they it that way in norway?
Mujaffa
humpty dumpty f**ked you in the a**
Mujaffa
do you know ur-anus??
i sure don't
Sabrea
"Herald the day, when we can all be satisfied
and leave our hungers behind. The colour of
blood is always the same, when the rainbow of
the world is pricked with reality's pin. Herald
the day when we can always appreciate one
another. Oh bless the day! But the cycle of life
is a wonderful thing. Hope is the mother of
solution. Revolution is in the air."
dont ask..just dont ask..some of u probably kno where i got it..
Sabrea
"The mystery of life can be an ominous thing.
Are we strong enough to cope with the fear of
not knowing? I'm always questioning myself,
my strength. Sometimes I feel that I am not
allowed to be weak. I realise strength has a
million faces. People can drain your soul in so
many ways. My late Grandfather always said
'Never let your eyes reveal what your mind is
thinking, sometimes you have to act foolish to
catch wise.' Are you strong enough to look
yourself in the eye?"
same source..like i said, dont ask..
Mujaffa
Patty cake, patty cake
Baker's man
If your chick's on her period
F**k her in the can
Mujaffa
very nice you make yerself
finti
no it is from a group called Art of noise and the song is Paranomia, and it is a data animated charachter called Max Headroom who is singing/chatting
Thomas H
This is a poem about pain..hihi...
Pain is good..
the reason pain is good is:
pain is an ilusion
an ilusion is a dream
a dream is good
thats why pain is good!
Semper Fidelis..
Sabrea
fine...u guys want a stupid poem?? here:
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marajuanna
jack got high, pulled down his fly and jill said 'i dont wanna'
really old and stupid..but i dont go researching these things like u guys do
i u want real poetry read this:
Sometimes I am blind, I cannot see. I
cannot find my way. I know how it feels not to
know the reason why. Why do we keep
fighting? There must be a better way. Each of
us is trying to cope to make a better day. The
only entity that travels through time is the
soul. It's hard to release the pressure that keeps
us in the prison of the Crazy Maze. Seek solace
in love.
Mujaffa
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That f**kin' whore
yerssot
made for that one girl you talked about with Natalie on friday?
Fire
hmm, don't remember talkin' to nathalie about a girl
but if u mean els, no this ain't for els
this isn't good enough for els
with els I don't have to use assume or hope
with els I KNOW
yerssot
no worry, I read you the first time
like said; it's not bad
Lara
mary had a little bike,
she rode it on the grass,
every time the wheel went round,
a spoke went up her ass!
Mujaffa
Little jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie
He shit pepperoni, blew his friend Tony
And wiped his mouth on his tie
Fire
lol it's not my fault it's this quick reply thingy's fault
Lara
mary had a little lamb,
she walked it down the road,
one day it ate a load of C4,
and she stood and watched it explode!
Corran
Needs a little work on the 3rd line.
Fire
why? looks fine to me
not really my kinda poem but nice goin' anywayz
Lara
just some thing I made up in my oh, so boring GCSE Maths re-sit class.
any one think of some thing better?
oh! I've got a good one which my sister told me:
mirror, mirror, on the wall,
whos the fairest of them all?
the mirror smiled and gave a grunt,
not you, you f**king ugly c**t!
Corran
Huh, huh, huh, huh you said c**t.
Lara
what is so funny about that, corran?
Corran
Huh, huh, it's just funny.
Lara
who tickled your funny bone?
Lara
weird considering I dont think I'm that funny and I dont think the poem was that funny either!
Corran
But you posted it thinking it funny, otherwise you would not have done so.
Lara
true, but still it wasnt that funny, think about it!
Corran
Nope it's still funny.
Lara
ok you just carry on giggling to yourself!
there was a mouse called keith,
who circumsied dicks with his teeth,
not for leisure,
or sexual pleasure,
but for the cheese underneath!
Corran
Now that's not funny, it's just disgusting.
Billy The Kid
A nasty one
Lara
lyric:
this is from Kevin Bloody Wilson' album, but I can remember the name of the song:
oi! what times f**king smoko?
what time do we knock off?
I'm busting for a f**king s**t so, wheres the thunder box?
Do we get our daily rolling weed, and six cold cans of piss,
and can any bastard tell me, who's f**king show is this?
Lara
glad to see your amused!
Mujaffa
Hickory dickory dock
bin Laden jerked off his cock
the clock went BOM!
we dropped the bomb
and buried the f**k under a huge rock
Mujaffa
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
Drinking his vodka and beer
He couldn't get a hard-on
So he blew bin Laden
and wiped his mouth on his beard
Lara
contunied: from teachers point of veiw:
there aint no f**king smoko!
I'll say when we knock off,
I'll tell you when to f**king s**t too, coz I'm the f**king boss.
there aint no daily rolling weed, you'll get f**k all here for free,
and if you wanna know who runns this show...it's f**king me!
Mujaffa
Little Bo Peep ****ed her sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
Your mother's a whore
I ain't your pop
PadmeSkywalker
FIre, that poem for whoever it was, it was good...I liked it.
PadmeSkywalker
No longer will I stand alone
Without a hand to guide me
No longer will I be alone
But I'll have you beside me
And when I call out in the dark
There will be an answer
And in that old and tired dark
No longer will I receive a faint answer
But I will be caught in the arms
Of the one I longed for now and forever after
Mujaffa
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Ushgarak
You should make a book out of that one, Mujaffa.
Corran
Can't see it ever catching on or being good enough subject material to make a book of.
yerssot
boooooooooooooooooooooring
Lara
*yawn!, falls asleep on desk*
yerssot
remind me to post the spelling checker poem!
Corran
Yerss, post the smelling checker program.
yerssot
Eye have a spelling checker.
It came with my pea sea.
It plainly marques four my revue,
miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word.
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write:
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it.
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh:
My chequer tolled me sow.
Corran
Very good. It failed on the grammar check though.
yerssot
the next one will be Ode to the grammar check
Corran
Shouldn't that be Ode to the Grandma cheque?
Lara
*falls off chair, still asleep*
Lara
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Zz..........
yerssot
The Smell of Grandpa
Mujaffa
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby ****
And licked her ******* clean
Mujaffa
hickory dickory dot
your mother was s***ing my cock
the clock struck two
i dropped my goo and
dumped you mother on the next block
BADA-BING
Corran
Mary had a little lamb
The Vet was SO surprised.
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