Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

If you clicked here, you are either incredibly stupid, or you just know that I have no skills whatsoever as to how to make a computer virus! But hey, you're here, so you are part of this historic moment. You can go on knowing that you took the chance, and you did it, you followed through and enjoyed the excitement and rush of entering the unexpected . . . the unknown. Not many can boast that they did this, but you can.

Thank you for your time. Sincerely, -Hiker.


This has been yet another amazing thread created my Tired Hiker. It will go down in history as one of the best threads ever. Thanks again.

I survived Tired Hiker's virus threat and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.

Originally posted by Roland
I survived Tired Hiker's virus threat and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.

Dude, what you actually got was the most amazing experience of a lifetime! Did you feel the danger? The intrigue?

I felt a tingling sensation in my feet. . . is that the danger and intrigue? ermm

Yes, kinda gets ya right there, like when your foot is asleep, doesn't it?

Yay, I experienced danger and intrigue!

Ow the tingle it somehow burns

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
Ow the tingle it somehow burns

So far you guys are the only two adventurous souls KMC has to offer! In the words of Magneto from X-Men 2, "You are Gods amongst flies!"

I am the Lord of the Flies.

"One Fly to Rule Them All. One Fly to Find Them. One Fly to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them."

Lol or it could be . . . Legion of the Flies

Originally posted by Roland
I am the Lord of the Flies.

"One Fly to Rule Them All. One Fly to Find Them. One Fly to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them."

That was beautiful, man. cry

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
That was beautiful, man. cry

I know I should become a screenwriter.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
That was beautiful, man. cry

Reminds me of a Bugs Life angel_not

Hey you guys, since we are probably the only ones who will ever post here, we should talk crap about people or plan vicious rumors just for kicks!

Okay, I'll start:

I heard that Hersheys is going to start making their chocolate blue since brown is too expensive.

I heard that Ferrari are going to make a city car because they cant afford to make sports cars

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
I heard that Ferrari are going to make a city car because they cant afford to make sports cars

Oh man, I couldn't belive it when I heard that. Insane.


I heard that Brad Pitt is actually a computer generated actor. SONY made him. It's crazy, I know. But it's soooooo true.

I know they're still covering that one up!

but I also heard they cant turn the machine off and hes malfunctioning this very second.

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
I know they're still covering that one up!

but I also heard they cant turn the machine off and hes malfunctioning this very second.

Totally. I heard that he was malfunctioning so bad that he actually drove a Ferrari city car right into the SONY building, while eating a blue Hershey bar.

Lol that is a great one!

Anyways I also heard that the city car wasn't built for real people anyway it was also computer generated from sony. So what happened was it had to be reprogrammed to let another computer generated character inside it how about that!

I heard SONY is planning to create a gajillion copies of the CG Brad Pitt so they can release them. This will in effect cause total anarchy and chaos in millions of cities all over the world. Which will lead to the supreme and total downfall of the human species as we know it.

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
Lol that is a great one!

Anyways I also heard that the city car wasn't built for real people anyway it was also computer generated from sony. So what happened was it had to be reprogrammed to let another computer generated character inside it how about that!

That's crazy! When I heard that rumor, I totally crapped my pants in disbelief. I asked my uncle though, and he said it was true, so now I have to get some new pants.

So check out this rumor . . . I heard that I really did install a virus in this thread and in about five minutes it will erase your hard drive, explode your mouse pad, and kill your dog after slapping your Grandma, only if her name is Irma.

Hmm thats insane! But... a virus? I heard that a virus attacked a cat which in turn went and attacked dogs killed all the dogs in the world and the cat took over in a killing spree with an AK-47

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
That's crazy! When I heard that rumor, I totally crapped my pants in disbelief. I asked my uncle though, and he said it was true, so now I have to get some new pants.

So check out this rumor . . . I heard that I really did install a virus in this thread and in about five minutes it will erase your hard drive, explode your mouse pad, and kill your dog after slapping your Grandma, only if her name is Irma.

Hey, hey, hey there is no need for the threats TH!

Besides my computer owns all and it would eat your little virus for breakfast.

Originally posted by Roland
Hey, hey, hey there is no need for the threats TH!

Besides my computer owns all and it would eat your little virus for breakfast.
I heard that Roland secretly planted the virus inside every computer and it will slowly eat away at everything and get everyones computers fly in the air and bombarding Rolands letterbox

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
I heard that Roland secretly planted the virus inside every computer and it will slowly eat away at everything and get everyones computers fly in the air and bombarding Rolands letterbox

Who told!

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
Hmm thats insane! But... a virus? I heard that a virus attacked a cat which in turn went and attacked dogs killed all the dogs in the world and the cat took over in a killing spree with an AK-47

OMG, I heard that they made AK-47s for cats, but I didn't believe it, but your last post confirms it, so I know it's true.


Okay, let's take this to the next level. Lets start talking about REAL rumors, involving REAL members of this forum. I'll start . . . .

I heard that Raz and Backfire were lovers! Then, one time, Raz got so mad and jealous at Backfire that he condemned him to mod the Horror Forums never able to change his avatar from that disgusting Texas Chainsaw Massacre thing.

Okay, I know, that one was lame. But true!!!

Oh, I see you guys already took it to the next level.

I heard that -Tired Hiker- owned his own forum but it went bankrupt and sold out of tickets to see it. I heard it exploded into a bajillion pieces and it is never to be seen again!

I heard that Tired Hiker got kicked out of a club for wearing shorts. . . oh wait that is true.

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
I heard that -Tired Hiker- owned his own forum but it went bankrupt and sold out of tickets to see it. I heard it exploded into a bajillion pieces and it is never to be seen again!

Yeah, those were bad times. I heard that bacon is the best food for you! *goes and buys out all the bacon in every local market, plus buys stock in all the bacon companies*

I heard that Roland somehow entered the Matrix and he got turned into one of those evil Agent Smithes(?)

I heard that the beef and cattle industry is going under FAST. So you just invested all your hard earned money into a failing industry. thumbup

Originally posted by Roland
I heard that Tired Hiker got kicked out of a club for wearing shorts. . . oh wait that is true.

Yes it is.

But everything happens for a reason, and if I didn't get kicked out of that club tonight, I wouldn't be here making kick ass threads.

w00t

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Yeah, those were bad times. I heard that bacon is the best food for you! *goes and buys out all the bacon in every local market, plus buys stock in all the bacon companies*
I heard that beef jerky tastes great! And is really expensive too... Hmm

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
I heard that Roland somehow entered the Matrix and he got turned into one of those evil Agent Smithes(?)

The best thing about being me... There are so many "me"s.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Yes it is.

But everything happens for a reason, and if I didn't get kicked out of that club tonight, I wouldn't be here making kick ass threads.

w00t I heard that this thread got turned into a rumor thread so is this really a rumor? (lol)

Originally posted by Roland
I heard that the beef and cattle industry is going under FAST. So you just invested all your hard earned money into a failing industry. thumbup
Only in The Matrix did the beef and cattle industry go under! Supposedly, and don't tell anyone, but the white rabbit is to blame. Shhhhhhhh!

Silly rabbit.

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
I heard that this thread got turned into a rumor thread so is this really a rumor? (lol)

I don't know, but if we are the only three people who will be reading this, then you guys better start posting some pictures of nude women, not those skanky ones, but really Grade A women like Paris Hilton.

Originally posted by Roland
Silly rabbit.

Trix, are for the Matrix!

Dude, I should patent that saying. I'd split the profits with you guys of course.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Trix, are for the Matrix!

Dude, I should patent that saying. I'd split the profits with you guys of course.

Then invite us out for a "night of celebration" where we would be killed and then you could get all the money to yourself.

Originally posted by Roland
Silly rabbit. I heard that the white rabbit really is evil and... and... he made me take different coloured pills

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
I heard that the white rabbit really is evil and... and... he made me take different coloured pills

I heard WillUEvrGiv^ is a drughead. . . and it seems confirmed by the above post.

Originally posted by Roland
I heard WillUEvrGiv^ is a drughead. . . and it seems confirmed by the above post.

I heard that you made him take these drugs.

I heard that I didn't hear whatever I just heard about drugs

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I heard that you made him take these drugs.

All I told him was that they would make him see all his favorite Disney characters!!!

Originally posted by Roland
All I told him was that they would make him see all his favorite Disney characters!!! I never saw such things

Originally posted by Roland
All I told him was that they would make him see all his favorite Disney characters!!!

Dude, kick me down some of them, please!

If this thread has been responded to 47 times, yet viewed 51 times, does this mean that 4 people actually have the virus I installed?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
If you clicked here, you are either incredibly stupid, or you just know that I have no skills whatsoever as to how to make a computer virus! or I could block anything that you created.

I guess, it would make perfect sense in the rumoooor of rumors

Originally posted by ThePittman
or I could block anything that you created.
Imposter! Theres only room for the 3 of us

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Dude, kick me down some of them, please!

Here ya go, before you know it Mickey Mouse will be playing the bassline on your bed.

Pass me a couple too! I need the blue and red pill

Well extra special, just for you, I got the brand new GREEN PILL!!

Originally posted by ThePittman
or I could block anything that you created.

ThePittman enters the realm! Dude, did you feel the scare? The excitement? The unensuredness, if that's such a word, of entering this mind blowing thread?

Wow!! I'll take it... WAIT, what does it do?

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
Wow!! I'll take it... WAIT, what does it do?

You're the first person to take it. lookaround

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
Wow!! I'll take it... WAIT, what does it do?

Oh, dude, tell me you didn't take that green pill.

I heard the green pill makes you blast ass for like eight days straight.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
ThePittman enters the realm! Dude, did you feel the scare? The excitement? The unensuredness, if that's such a word, of entering this mind blowing thread?
Mind blowing sensation... mind blowing attitude... mind blowing people... this is the most exciting place of all the OTF... it is the....
VIRUS!

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Oh, dude, tell me you didn't take that green pill.

I heard the green pill makes you blast ass for like eight days straight. I heard that the orangey brown purple pink pill gives you AIDs!

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
Mind blowing sensation... mind blowing attitude... mind blowing people... this is the most exciting place of all the OTF... it is the....
VIRUS!

Dude, that was the best post ever. The dramatic elements alone are Oscar worthy. You gotta remember me when you make your next post . . . maybe a little shout out or something.

And heres. -Tired Hiker- with the latest Rumor news inside the metropolis of Virus county in Wormhole state

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
I heard that the orangey brown purple pink pill gives you AIDs!

Dude, did you have to go there?





































Everyone knows it's the purple pink red yellow pill that gives you that.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Dude, did you have to go there?





































Everyone knows it's the purple pink red yellow pill that gives you that.
I lied then! Who knows what that pill does

Originally posted by WillUEvrGiv^
I lied then! Who knows what that pill does

It makes one sleepy! Good night. bye






































Or is it?!! gunsmilie

Why would you lie? cry

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
It makes one sleepy! Good night. bye






































Or is it?!! gunsmilie
Don't shoot me! And G'night

Originally posted by Roland
Why would you lie? cry
Because... the -Tired Hiker- proved me wrong and he's now tired

He's not really tired. . it's just a trick!

Originally posted by Roland
He's not really tired. . it's just a trick!
I see

Well I have to go wash my car off and sweep it out so I will be back.

Ok see ya later

Hiker, you know that when you let your mouse hover over a thread, it gives you a preview of the first post? And that the preview of this thread was "If you clicked here, you are either incredibly stupid, or you just know that I have no skills whatsoever as to how to make a computer virus!"? Therefore destroying any mystery or intrigue this thread might have had?

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Hiker, you know that when you let your mouse hover over a thread, it gives you a preview of the first post? And that the preview of this thread was "If you clicked here, you are either incredibly stupid, or you just know that I have no skills whatsoever as to how to make a computer virus!"? Therefore destroying any mystery or intrigue this thread might have had?

Woot ban

I heard a rumor that this thread hasn't had many pots in it recently! How about that

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
If you clicked here, you are either incredibly stupid, or you just know that I have no skills whatsoever as to how to make a computer virus! But hey, you're here, so you are part of this historic moment. You can go on knowing that you took the chance, and you did it, you followed through and enjoyed the excitement and rush of entering the unexpected . . . the unknown. Not many can boast that they did this, but you can.

Thank you for your time. Sincerely, -Hiker.


This has been yet another amazing thread created my Tired Hiker. It will go down in history as one of the best threads ever. Thanks again.

Im just bored as usual

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
If you clicked here, you are either incredibly stupid, or you just know that I have no skills whatsoever as to how to make a computer virus! But hey, you're here, so you are part of this historic moment. You can go on knowing that you took the chance, and you did it, you followed through and enjoyed the excitement and rush of entering the unexpected . . . the unknown. Not many can boast that they did this, but you can.

Thank you for your time. Sincerely, -Hiker.


This has been yet another amazing thread created my Tired Hiker. It will go down in history as one of the best threads ever. Thanks again.

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Hiker, you know that when you let your mouse hover over a thread, it gives you a preview of the first post? And that the preview of this thread was "If you clicked here, you are either incredibly stupid, or you just know that I have no skills whatsoever as to how to make a computer virus!"? Therefore destroying any mystery or intrigue this thread might have had?



Oh. Bollocks!

naahh, I just read the summary!

^ you're smiley thing in your sig scares me. . . scared

yeah,I know the feeling, its starting to give me the creeps too, Im gonna have to change it