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Bun Bun
I'm being serious hense why I'm posting here.

Alright, This is quite embarrassing but It driving me nuts.

Could anyone here tell me why every time i have "intercorse" it hurts badly?

Now I'm not talking about just the 1st few times. I mean everytime. Theres no pleasure for me.. it just hurts.

I would really like if someone had an idea why.

Flamboyant4Life
srug2

Bun Bun
embarrasment Any other takers?

Dr. Zaius
Stop having sex for the time being and go in for a check-up. It could be a yeast infection. Whatever the problem, you won't know until you go to the doctor.

Bun Bun
I know its not that. It has been this way for me sence the 1st time.

Flamboyant4Life
srug3

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Bun Bun
I know its not that. It has been this way for me sence the 1st time.

Have you made mention of this to your OBGYN?

Bun Bun
No not yet. It's just weird but I really need to know whats up. I should prolly go in. I just though maybe someone here would know.

Bun Bun
Plus I'm a bit afraid what they'll say.

LanceWindu
Originally posted by Bun Bun
No not yet. It's just weird but I really need to know whats up. I should prolly go in. I just though maybe someone here would know.

I'd always say seek out professional help first before displaying something personal on the web.

Xam
iunno what it might be,but the doctor is always a good place to go,probly an infection,nothing bad i think

Robtard
What type/kind of pain do you experience and how severe? Is the severity of the pain always the same? Do different sexual positions effect the pain? Have other partners caused more, less or equal pain? And, which parts of your anatomy hurt? The vagina as a whole, just the labia, by or around the cervix, does the pain hurt/travel in other places beside the vagina etc. etc. etc. I'm assuming you're talking penile to vaginal intercourse? If you like you can PM me or post it on the thread.

Also, don't be afraid of what a doctor will say, so I'd go see one. Having sometime harmful is worse if you do not know about it.

botankus
Is there anyone on this forum who can schedule an appointment with the patient to see if the problem still persists during said action?

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bun Bun
I'm being serious hense why I'm posting here.

Alright, This is quite embarrassing but It driving me nuts.

Could anyone here tell me why every time i have "intercorse" it hurts badly?

Now I'm not talking about just the 1st few times. I mean everytime. Theres no pleasure for me.. it just hurts.

I would really like if someone had an idea why.

You need some foreplay. Sadly, no-one else here seems to have heard of this 'phenomena'...

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Bun Bun
I'm being serious hense why I'm posting here.

Alright, This is quite embarrassing but It driving me nuts.

Could anyone here tell me why every time i have "intercorse" it hurts badly?

Now I'm not talking about just the 1st few times. I mean everytime. Theres no pleasure for me.. it just hurts.

I would really like if someone had an idea why.

Lack of lubrication.

Either find a boyfriend who will make an effort or get some huge jar of lube.

Imperial_Samura
Originally posted by botankus
Is there anyone on this forum who can schedule an appointment with the patient to see if the problem still persists during said action?

Alas unless the pain is mental I'm not qualified really (and if it is it will be at least two more years before even then I can say I'm qualified.)

Anyway, the question - there are any number of reasons why it could be so, and no one here is really qualified (sorry if I'm stepping on the toes of any doctors of nurses yet to post) to make an over the Internet diagnosis. I mean I would be inclined to say it is some kind of infection - but there are many types of those as well.

Pop in to see a doctor, or down to some sort of community health centre, and you'll find they could probably identify it in less then five minutes and give you something to solve the problem. Alternativly it could be as Lil B. said and a question of lubrication, but then again this is something people usually notice for themselves.

Bardock42
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Lack of lubrication.

Either find a boyfriend who will make an effort or get some huge jar of lube.

Yes, I totally agree, she should search professional help, instead of asking strangers on the Internet that also lack all the information necessary.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Alas unless the pain is mental I'm not qualified really (and if it is it will be at least two more years before even then I can say I'm qualified.)


Know the feeling. I am qualified but I need at least 3 more years to claim Im qualified with experience. damn experience!

Bardock42
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Know the feeling. I am qualified but I need at least 3 more years to claim Im qualified with experience. damn experience!

What are you going to be qualified in?

Capt_Fantastic
Wrong hole?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Wrong hole?

Dude, you are the specialist, that should be fun after some time as well.

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Bardock42
Dude, you are the specialist, that should be fun after some time as well.

I'm no specialist, I'm a top.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I'm no specialist, I'm a top.

You talk to your bottoms, don't you?

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Bardock42
You talk to your bottoms, don't you?

It was a joke, just roll with it dear.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
It was a joke, just roll with it dear.

I did.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
It's just that all these people say all these things and and and and and, but when it all comes down to Chinatown, the only thing that's left is the simple fact that the boy don't flick your bean, so that's why it hurts. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it. It. It. It. It. It.

Yada, yada, yada...foreplay.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Wrong hole?

lol

Originally posted by Bardock42
What are you going to be qualified in?

Criminology and Sociology
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
the boy don't flick your bean, so that's why it hurts.

I cannot believe you posted that.

Imperial_Samura
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Know the feeling. I am qualified but I need at least 3 more years to claim Im qualified with experience. damn experience!

True, true. Still, I guess its for the best, dont want people going off half cocked when someones health is concenered, epecially with insurance the way it is in such fields (or at least in Australia. Thank goodness the chance of having to deal with that is still off in the distance)

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
It's just that all these people say all these things and and and and and, but when it all comes down to Chinatown, the only thing that's left is the simple fact that the boy don't flick your bean, so that's why it hurts. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it. It. It. It. It. It.

Yada, yada, yada...foreplay.

That's moist advice.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
It's just that all these people say all these things and and and and and, but when it all comes down to Chinatown, the only thing that's left is the simple fact that the boy don't flick your bean, so that's why it hurts. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: it. It. It. It. It. It.

Yada, yada, yada...foreplay.

Haha, I get it...because you said it. And then you said it some more. Funny.Originally posted by lil bitchiness
lol



Criminology and Sociology


I cannot believe you posted that.

Is that fun and how long do you do it for already?

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, look at that! The flood gates have opened!

Imperial_Samura
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, look at that! The flood gates have opened!

I prefer to think of it the life giving inundation sent by Osiris against which nothing can resist.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, I get it...because you said it. And then you said it some more. Funny.

Is that fun and how long do you do it for already?

I graduated like....20 days ago.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, look at that! The flood gates have opened!

Because of you. You....you....you....you...

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Well, look at that! The flood gates have opened!

Apparently not, I thought that was why it hurt.

lord xyz
Maybe she has a small vagina?

(No offense!!!!)

Bardock42
Originally posted by lord xyz
Maybe she has a small vagina?

(No offense!!!!)

Maybe she has a needle stuck in her clitoris, maybe he boyfriend uses condoms with acid on the outside, maybe....

See where I'm going?...no? WE DO NOT ****ING KNOW. She should jsut search professional help.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Apparently not, I thought that was why it hurt.

I guess I foreplayed prematurely.

I hate it when that happens. Don't I, Bardock?

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe she has a needle stuck in her clitoris, maybe he boyfriend uses condoms with acid on the outside, maybe....

See where I'm going?...no? WE DO NOT ****ING KNOW. She should jsut search professional help.

Giggle, giggle, giggle.

(F*ck the f*cking f*ck double-post f*ck!)

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe she has a needle stuck in her clitoris, maybe he boyfriend uses condoms with acid on the outside, maybe....

See where I'm going?...no? WE DO NOT ****ING KNOW. She should jsut search professional help.

If she is unable to comprehand that asking for a sex advice on a movie forum is pointless, and she should, instead go to her doctor, then she is clearly not old enough to have sex.

If she is old enough to have sex, and still asking the same question - we have THE RIGHT to be posting in the thread in the way we do.

botankus
I remember this chick's picture - she looked like she was about 12. Okay, I'm done.

Bardock42
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
If she is unable to comprehand that asking for a sex advice on a movie forum is pointless, and she should, instead go to her doctor, then she is clearly not old enough to have sex.

If she is old enough to have sex, and still asking the same question - we have THE RIGHT to be posting in the thread in the way we do.

Yeah, I still chose to give her good advise..I guess I could have fun making fun of her too...would that be more appropriate?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I guess I foreplayed prematurely.

I hate it when that happens. Don't I, Bardock?

I think you do, I think you do....maybe I think you do...do i think you do?

Also, I only get a giggle when you double post? I feel insulted....

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I still chose to give her good advise..I guess I could have fun making fun of her too...would that be more appropriate?

Your good advice is ''we don't know''

Our good advice is ''get horny''

Team Non-Bard wins, by a long shot. And don't deny it.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I still chose to give her good advise..I guess I could have fun making fun of her too...would that be more appropriate?

You are a moral man, Bardock. A moral man.

Please give her some more of your advice...

Alpha Centauri
Well hang on a minute here, regardless of it being the most appropriate place or not, she posted and it's an issue that people may know the answer to, so since she's done it, people can feel free to give her a little help.

It's another little gem in the irony chest, really.

-AC

lord xyz
Originally posted by botankus
I remember this chick's picture - she looked like she was about 12. Okay, I'm done. That's interesting because we've all heard about teenagers and pre-teens being pregnant on their first time, yet, adults in their 20s and 30s take forever to get pregnant. There's even some science to prove that people age 10-20 have much better chance of reproduction than people age 20+.

No wonder Egypt's dying out!

Bardock42
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Your good advice is ''we don't know''

Our good advice is ''get horny''

Team Non-Bard wins, by a long shot. And don't deny it.

Actually my good advice is "Go to a doctor maybe you have vagina cancer and you rather want to know early before they have to amputate it..." ...except for that I agree with you guys, being horny is good, but more of a general good not a "I have pain when having sex" good, you know?Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You are a moral man, Bardock. A moral man.

Please give her some more of your advice...

No, i don't want anymore, I will become cold hearted again....check my signature for further information.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bardock42
No, i don't want anymore, I will become cold hearted again....check my signature for further information.

"6x9=42"? I don't get it.

Say something about her vagina again. Please.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
"6x9=42"? I don't get it.

Say something about her vagina again. Please.

Why do I find you so utterly irresistable and amusing?

BobbyD
Originally posted by Bun Bun
I know its not that. It has been this way for me sence the 1st time.

I'm no sex expert, but there are many cases where women don't secrete enough vaginal fluid when aroused. ....could be the case with you. There are plenty of solutions if this is the case.

Perhaps, you're not be aroused/stimulated enough?

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Good looks. Quick wit. Tough combination to beat.

Bardock42
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Why do I find you so utterly irresistable and amusing? He's hot.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
"6x9=42"? I don't get it.

Say something about her vagina again. Please.

What is 6x9 ...dude, it's the question to life, the universe and everything...

Anyways, no, I will not talk about her young, tight, juicy (well, or not) vagina anymore..

lord xyz
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
"6x9=42"? I don't get it.

Say something about her vagina again. Please. That was me. stick out tongue

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually my good advice is "Go to a doctor maybe you have vagina cancer and you rather want to know early before they have to amputate it..." ...except for that I agree with you guys, being horny is good, but more of a general good not a "I have pain when having sex" good, you know? Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe she has a needle stuck in her clitoris, maybe he boyfriend uses condoms with acid on the outside, maybe....

See where I'm going?...no? WE DO NOT ****ING KNOW. She should jsut search professional help. Originally posted by Bardock42
Yes, I totally agree, she should search professional help, instead of asking strangers on the Internet that also lack all the information necessary. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Originally posted by Bardock42
No, i don't want anymore, I will become cold hearted again....check my signature for further information. blink

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Good looks. Quick wit. Tough combination to beat.

Giggle, giggle, giggle.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
He's hot.



What is 6x9 ...dude, it's the question to life, the universe and everything...

Anyways, no, I will not talk about her young, tight, juicy (well, or not) vagina anymore.. 6x9=54 I win. big grin

Bardock42
Originally posted by lord xyz
6x9=54 I win. big grin
No, xyz, no...you certainly don't.Originally posted by lord xyz
That was me. stick out tongue

roll eyes (sarcastic)

blink

What is wrong with you? I mean...generally...you know?

lord xyz
Originally posted by Bardock42
No, xyz, no...you certainly don't.

What is wrong with you? I mean...generally...you know? erm Why are we fighting?

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bardock42
Anyways, no, I will not talk about her young, tight, juicy (well, or not) vagina anymore..

But, dude...YOU JUST DID!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."YOU JUST DID!"...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I love it when I say things like that.

And this:

"With one hand, motion in a "Come hither"-fashion against the silken hood, and with the other gently molest the little nubin. On the 6th heavnly groan, plunge in and roger her timbers."

Another problem solved.

botankus
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
If she is unable to comprehand that asking for a sex advice on a movie forum is pointless,
Since movie questions are not allowed in this forum, I guess every call for advice in the GDF is as well????

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by botankus
Since movie questions are not allowed in this forum, I guess every call for advice in the GDF is as well????

Yeah!!!!!

Bardock42
Originally posted by lord xyz
erm Why are we fighting?

I don't know..there is no love....no love.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
But, dude...YOU JUST DID!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."YOU JUST DID!"...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I love it when I say things like that.

And this:

"With one hand, motion in a "Come hither"-fashion against the silken hood, and with the other gently molest the little nubin. On the 6th heavnly groan, plunge in and roger her timbers."

Another problem solved.

I think Scorpion should say come hither....the rest is boring.

lord xyz
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yeah!!!!! That's messed up.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bardock42
I think Scorpion should say come hither....the rest is boring.

Do you mean a real live scorpion? Or do you mean a dead one, you sicko?

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
But, dude...YOU JUST DID!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."YOU JUST DID!"...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Krunk'd, the best part was that before you said all that thing you just did, he actually did say that.

-AC

lord xyz
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Do you mean a real live scorpion? Or do you mean a dead one, you sicko? He's talking about Mortal Kombat.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Do you mean a real live scorpion? Or do you mean a dead one, you sicko?

What's the difference?

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Krunk'd, the best part was that before you said all that thing you just did, he actually did say that.

So, the best thing was what he said, not what I said? I don't understand that...

Originally posted by Bardock42
What's the difference?

Eh, one's dead, Bardock...How's it going to move it's tail if it's dead? Huh? Didn't think of that, did you? Unless you had already planned to use some sort of pulley system with ropes and things...Is that what you planned to do?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Eh, one's dead, Bardock...How's it going to move it's tail if it's dead? Huh? Didn't think of that, did you? Unless you had already planned to use some sort of pulley system with ropes and things...Is that what you planned to do?

What do you mean "plan to"?

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Are you the boy that makes her vagina hurt?

PVS
Originally posted by Bun Bun
No not yet. It's just weird but I really need to know whats up. I should prolly go in. I just though maybe someone here would know.

sure, who needs a doctor? you can trust us, we're from teh internet!

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Are you the boy that makes her vagina hurt?

Yeah, I'm the boy with the thorn in her vagina....

Ya Krunk'd Floo
...and the scorpion. Don't forget about the dead scorpion stuck in her vagina rigged-up to a fancy pulley system. Don't forget about that.

Did you forget about that?

What did you forget about?

What's your name?

Where is yellow?

Why?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
...and the scorpion. Don't forget about the dead scorpion stuck in her vagina rigged-up to a fancy pulley system. Don't forget about that.

Did you forget about that?

What did you forget about?

What's your name?

Where is yellow?

Why?

Ok

Yes

Dunno

Bardock...wait..that's not my name

Near green

Cause it likes it there...

It's times like that I wish I had listened to what my mother told me when I was young....

Ya Krunk'd Floo
"F*ck rotten tree stumps, and then spit on old people."?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
"F*ck rotten tree stumps, and then spit on old people."?

Could be...

Fëanor
Originally posted by Bun Bun
I'm being serious hense why I'm posting here.

Alright, This is quite embarrassing but It driving me nuts.

Could anyone here tell me why every time i have "intercorse" it hurts badly?

Now I'm not talking about just the 1st few times. I mean everytime. Theres no pleasure for me.. it just hurts.

I would really like if someone had an idea why. could be you have a cyst. more guess really. that or he's an asian guy called Won Long Dong.

lord xyz

VanillaCocaCola
Originally posted by Bun Bun
I'm being serious hense why I'm posting here.

Alright, This is quite embarrassing but It driving me nuts.

Could anyone here tell me why every time i have "intercorse" it hurts badly?

Now I'm not talking about just the 1st few times. I mean everytime. Theres no pleasure for me.. it just hurts.

I would really like if someone had an idea why. I just have to do this... http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9312/buttsecksowlfz2.jpg

PVS
i want that owl for a pet love

botankus
That poor owl gets used for every phrase up in here. We need to call PETA before he gets tagged with the Droolio smilie after some chick posts a pic that contains cleavage.

Robtard
Originally posted by PVS
i want that owl for a pet love

If you're going to sodomize small animals, mammals work best.

PVS
Originally posted by Robtard
If you're going to sodomize small animals, mammals work best.

LOLZ YOU WENT THERE!!!! and like the poor owl's rectum that whole joke pattern is busted and overused.

VanillaCocaCola
Originally posted by PVS
LOLZ YOU WENT THERE!!!! and like the poor owl's rectum that whole joke pattern is busted and overused. Definetely. Coca-Cola?

ILoveMyDaniel
Originally posted by Bun Bun
I'm being serious hense why I'm posting here.

Alright, This is quite embarrassing but It driving me nuts.

Could anyone here tell me why every time i have "intercorse" it hurts badly?

Now I'm not talking about just the 1st few times. I mean everytime. Theres no pleasure for me.. it just hurts.

I would really like if someone had an idea why.
Your problem may be due to an intensely low level of lubrication from the vagina because you are not aroused enough. You may not be nervous or tense or anything but sometimes girls think they're relaxed enough and are not and are basically just rushing into things and aren't horny at all, and if you're not producing vaginal lubrication then it's going to hurt fiercely. If you ARE aroused then there is a possibility (not a certainty) that you may have some internal obsticals (such as your cervix being low, or twisted). Your best bet is to check it out with a gynecologist, even if you don't want to, because they know all about it.

PVS
Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
YYour best bet is to check it out with a gynecologist, even if you don't want to, because they know all about it.

naaa, all the medical guidance she needs is right here at kmc.
this among many other medical advice threads has inspired me to make this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/PVS/doct0rz.jpg

ILoveMyDaniel
Uh-huuuuuuh.. yes

Akira99
Maybe you are not psyched up enough for sex? Is there enough foreplay and arousal so that you lubricate a lot? Sex is a psychological experience as much as physical - more so imo. Maybe the orgasmic pleasure can overrun the pain if you completely psyched up for it.
Maybe your partner's penis is too big or your vagina is too small? Maybe its the partner?
I agree with ILoveMyDaniel about seeing a gynaecologist about this matter if that still doesn't work.

debbiejo
Originally posted by Bun Bun
I'm being serious hense why I'm posting here.

Alright, This is quite embarrassing but It driving me nuts.

Could anyone here tell me why every time i have "intercorse" it hurts badly?

Now I'm not talking about just the 1st few times. I mean everytime. Theres no pleasure for me.. it just hurts.

I would really like if someone had an idea why. It always hurts to the max.........when you are not experienced...............It took me quite a few months and even after that it left me with the feeling of "why".......geez.....it doesn't even do anything for me.

Now that I am older.......It is quite different as with all of those of my age...........We like it very much.,....go figure.

Just something new and different from a bodily (mainly), but for some a guilty feeling also.............

Bun Bun
Well thanks to those who auctally tryed to help me.

I know it's the internet duh i only posted here becuase I really respect "some" of the members and their opinions on here.

I know its not a lube problem lol.

Thanks agian

(p.s i am so not 12! I'm 19 fyi)

Robtard
Not sure if I am no of the ones you thanked, but you are welcome and best wishes.

NINJ4_BL4D3
Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Your problem may be due to an intensely low level of lubrication from the vagina because you are not aroused enough. You may not be nervous or tense or anything but sometimes girls think they're relaxed enough and are not and are basically just rushing into things and aren't horny at all, and if you're not producing vaginal lubrication then it's going to hurt fiercely. If you ARE aroused then there is a possibility (not a certainty) that you may have some internal obsticals (such as your cervix being low, or twisted). Your best bet is to check it out with a gynecologist, even if you don't want to, because they know all about it.

Thats Deep.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bun Bun
Well thanks to those who auctally tryed to help me.

I know it's the internet duh i only posted here becuase I really respect "some" of the members and their opinions on here.

I know its not a lube problem lol.

Thanks agian

(p.s i am so not 12! I'm 19 fyi)

You sound pretty uptight; I bet it is a lube problem...

Darth Jello
i believe there is a condition where the hymen is very thick and partially obstructs the vaginal opening. This isn't your normal stuff either, half your love hole could be closed off.
Also, how big's the guy? if he's any bigger than 8", then he she be sucking on your clamhat like it's been bit by a cobra while probing your G with his right, middle finger and massaging your browneye with his left thumb.

Also, beware if it's a vaginal tightness or obsturction, and your guy has an intact dong, boning will be painful for you but it can be potentially dangerous to him cause of another one of god's little jokes-paraphimosis

PVS
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You sound pretty uptight; I bet it is a lube problem...

eek! laughing out loud

debbiejo
Don't have sex..............ok, problem solved............or get a little itty bitty guy........

Fëanor
Originally posted by debbiejo
Don't have sex..............ok, problem solved............or get a little itty bitty guy........ i'd laugh...but i'm afraid to offend the oompa loompas.

debbiejo
laughing out loud I've seen itty bitty guys........It's like.........where is it.???? haha

I'm just kidding, just kidding.........don't anyone get offended..ok.......we know it's there..........we do, we really do.......and it ok.........In fact wonderful..............no mental problems for anyone now........ok, things better....

botankus
Okay, silly question time: Why don't girls with small boobs get the same proverbial treatment that guys with microscopic shamalamadingdongs do? I mean, they're both natural defenciencies, right? Maybe because when you see a chick, you know right away if she's flat or not. Just the opposite for a guy.

Bardock42
Originally posted by botankus
Okay, silly question time: Why don't girls with small boobs get the same proverbial treatment that guys with microscopic shamalamadingdongs do? I mean, they're both natural defenciencies, right? Maybe because when you see a chick, you know right away if she's flat or not. Just the opposite for a guy.

....that is obviously a strange usage of the word "opposite" I wasn't previously aware of...

Fëanor
Originally posted by debbiejo
laughing out loud I've seen itty bitty guys........It's like.........where is it.???? haha

I'm just kidding, just kidding.........don't anyone get offended..ok.......we know it's there..........we do, we really do.......and it ok.........In fact wonderful..............no mental problems for anyone now........ok, things better.... i uh...i uh...i'm at a loss for words.Originally posted by botankus
Okay, silly question time: Why don't girls with small boobs get the same proverbial treatment that guys with microscopic shamalamadingdongs do? I mean, they're both natural defenciencies, right? Maybe because when you see a chick, you know right away if she's flat or not. Just the opposite for a guy. i've actually been with girls that were considerably flat. and honestly...it was weird when you see them naked only to realise i'm bigger than them.

debbiejo
I've heard some guys perfer girls that are little......How dare they!! evil face

botankus
Yeah, this one dude I worked with last year in New York, there would be this flat girl with an ass sticking out, and he would be like, "Wow! What a rockin' body!"

And I'd see someone who looked like J-Lo or DebbieJo or Monica Belluci and point them out, and he'd be like, "Ugh. No thank you."

botankus

Fëanor
Originally posted by debbiejo
I've heard some guys perfer girls that are little......How dare they!! evil face hehehe....yeah, and a lot of them end up on Dateline looking all innocent.Originally posted by botankus
Yeah, this one dude I worked with last year in New York, there would be this flat girl with an ass sticking out, and he would be like, "Wow! What a rockin' body!"

And I'd see someone who looked like J-Lo or DebbieJo or Monica Belluci and point them out, and he'd be like, "Ugh. No thank you." JLo ain't worth the crap she poops. But Belluci...oh shiiit!

Fëanor
Originally posted by botankus
Did you ask to borrow her bra? *stifles laugh*

no...oddly enough one didn't need one.

Bicnarok
Could be your foreskin is too tight, or the little bit fo skin attaching it to your dick gets pulled to hard.

debbiejo
I heard one guy say (an ex boyfriend) "If It over lapse a Martini glass, then it's too much"..........WTF????.................THAT'S LIKE NOTHIN....... mad

And I totally over filled that glass........... laughing out loud

I'm a bowl.............lol


....WTF......... a martini glass............hahahaha......what?? He don't know what to do with it..........hahaha laughing

Bun Bun
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You sound pretty uptight; I bet it is a lube problem...

uptight yea hokay wacko

Sorry i was pissy dur who wouldn't be in a weird mood if you didn't know what the f*ck what going on with your insides duh stick out tongue

Nah i'm going in tmr. Agian thanks to everyone who at lest cared to post happy

botankus
Originally posted by debbiejo
I heard one guy say (an ex boyfriend) "If It over lapse a Martini glass, then it's too much"..........WTF????.................THAT'S LIKE NOTHIN....... mad

And I totally over filled that glass........... laughing out loud

I'm a bowl.............lol


....WTF......... a martini glass............hahahaha......what?? He don't know what to do with it..........hahaha laughing
If this is saying what I think it's saying, then I'm speechless! Are you sure you weren't drinking martini's when this was written? laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by botankus
Okay, silly question time: Why don't girls with small boobs get the same proverbial treatment that guys with microscopic shamalamadingdongs do? I mean, they're both natural defenciencies, right? Maybe because when you see a chick, you know right away if she's flat or not. Just the opposite for a guy.
???

Im sure girls with small boobs have even bigger complex - its not coming from guys, but from other girls.

Bardock42
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
???

Im sure girls with small boobs have even bigger complex - its not coming from guys, but from other girls.

Hmm, why do you think that?

Fëanor
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
???

Im sure girls with small boobs have even bigger complex - its not coming from guys, but from other girls. see, why is that? i was with a girl that wasn't "big"...but she wasn't small, like an ironing board. and no matter how many times i told her that they were perfect and juicey...and soft....pink....and....and...oh shit! is it gettin' hot in here, or what?

PVS
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
???

Im sure girls with small boobs have even bigger complex - its not coming from guys, but from other girls.

it does seem like that doesnt it? personally im not into girls with huge breasts since they usually become knee-flappers when they hit their 'golden years'.

Fëanor
Originally posted by PVS
it does seem like that doesnt it? personally im not into girls with huge breasts since they usually become knee-flappers when they hit their 'golden years'. well...it could be worse.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, why do you think that?

Originally posted by Fëanor
see, why is that? i was with a girl that wasn't "big"...but she wasn't small, like an ironing board. and no matter how many times i told her that they were perfect and juicey...and soft....pink....and....and...oh shit! is it gettin' hot in here, or what?

I think because girls can be even crueler. I kind of feel guys are far more relaxed when they like a girl.

Its usually other women who point and evaluate the size of someone's ass, size of their boobs, strenght of their hair, flattnes of their stomach...etc.

My boyfriend says he likes me exactly the way I am. He doesn't want me to be a pound lighter, he doesn't want my hair longer, or my tummy flatter.

I always felt more relaxed with men, than with women.

botankus
Originally posted by PVS
it does seem like that doesnt it? personally im not into girls with huge breasts since they usually become knee-flappers when they hit their 'golden years'.

That's a very good point. It's like the big boppers get to gloat from ages 16-35, and then the ironing boards will get all the glory for the rest of the way.

During phase one, the flapjacks of the world had little self-confidence, and during phase two, the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders are having back surgery and reductions to ease the suffering.

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I think because girls can be even crueler. I kind of feel guys are far more relaxed when they like a girl.

Its usually other women who point and evaluate the size of someone's ass, size of their boobs, strenght of their hair, flattnes of their stomach...etc.

My boyfriend says he likes me exactly the way I am. He doesn't want me to be a pound lighter, he doesn't want my hair longer, or my tummy flatter.

I always felt more relaxed with men, than with women.

Well, each has got an agenda for the things they say.

PVS
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I think because girls can be even crueler. I kind of feel guys are far more relaxed when they like a girl.

Its usually other women who point and evaluate the size of someone's ass, size of their boobs, strenght of their hair, flattnes of their stomach...etc.

My boyfriend says he likes me exactly the way I am. He doesn't want me to be a pound lighter, he doesn't want my hair longer, or my tummy flatter.

I always felt more relaxed with men, than with women.

women tend to scrutinise women they find unattractive while men simply tend to overlook. example: pay notice to people watching a beauty pagent.

man sees hot contestant: OMFG!!! drool
man see's not-so-hot contestant: *silence*

woman sees hot contestant: UGH!! *onslaught of criticism*
woman see's not-so-hot contestant: UGH!! *onslaught of criticism*

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by PVS
women tend to scrutinise women they find unattractive while men simply tend to overlook. example: pay notice to people watching a beauty pagent.

man sees hot contestant: OMFG!!! drool
man see's not-so-hot contestant: *silence*

woman sees hot contestant: UGH!! *onslaught of criticism*
woman see's not-so-hot contestant: UGH!! *onslaught of criticism*

Ahahahaha.

Hey, did you ever see men and women drive?

Men drive like this *good*.

And women!, they drive like this *bad*.

Fëanor
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I think because girls can be even crueler. I kind of feel guys are far more relaxed when they like a girl.

Its usually other women who point and evaluate the size of someone's ass, size of their boobs, strenght of their hair, flattnes of their stomach...etc.

My boyfriend says he likes me exactly the way I am. He doesn't want me to be a pound lighter, he doesn't want my hair longer, or my tummy flatter.

I always felt more relaxed with men, than with women. yeah...but on the flip side...if you get '10' pounds heavier, or your hair looks like it's been styled in the victorian era...your tummy looks to be pregnant all the time...well, then any guy will start to wonder--and not to sound shallow as i'm sure it works the other way round--what happened to that chick i fell in love with?

PVS
yeah i know it was a sweeping generalisation, but what if its generally true?

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by PVS
yeah i know it was a sweeping generalisation, but what if its generally true?

It probably is.

...As is mine...

Bardock42
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Ahahahaha.

Hey, did you ever see men and women drive?

Men drive like this *good*.

And women!, they drive like this *bad*.

Haha, that's funny because it is true....

PVS
not really, since old men are the worst drivers. you know, the ones with the silly hats who leave their blinker on and never check their rearview when merging into traffic.

SHOT DOWN!!!

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
not really, since old men are the worst drivers. you know, the ones with the silly hats who leave their blinker on and never check their rearview when merging into traffic.

SHOT DOWN!!!

Yeah, what's up with wearing a hat in a car?

lil bitchiness

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by PVS
not really, since old men are the worst drivers. you know, the ones with the silly hats who leave their blinker on and never check their rearview when merging into traffic.

SHOT DOWN!!!

I'd take them over make-up applying, mobile phone talking, chatting to someone in the back-seat...thinking about celebrities...high-heels-obscuring-the-pedals women any day.

PVS
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I'd take them over make-up applying, mobile phone talking, chatting to someone in the back-seat...thinking about celebrities...high-heels-obscuring-the-pedals women any day.

i concede

Bardock42
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I'd take them over make-up applying, mobile phone talking, chatting to someone in the back-seat...thinking about celebrities...high-heels-obscuring-the-pedals women any day. I'd take them over black people.

PVS
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'd take them over black people.

what about old black men with high heels talking on their cel phones?

Victor Von Doom
I can't help but feel that you two are going off-topic, and that I had nothing to do with it.

PVS
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I can't help but feel that you two are going off-topic, and that I had nothing to do with it.

i cant help but feel that you would drive exceptionally well in high heels.

Fëanor
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
And this is the thing. I do not keep my weight off for him, I keep it for myself.

If I kept myself pretty for him, then what would happen if I want to spite him, or don't love him anymore? Gonna get fat and ugly?
Why cut off your nose to spite your face?

The point is, that he likes me the way I am, and I am not that way because of him, I am that way because of me. okay...that's great and all. and i am completely with you on that. but what i'm saying is...when one gets to a point--and not to say that that person no longer cares about their looks--where they just let themselves go, how would it make you or the guy feel that the person that you or they initially fell in love with or whatever has gone to piss?

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
i cant help but feel that you would drive exceptionally well in high heels.

Well, he did have a lot of practice.

PVS
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, he did have a lot of practice.

hmmm....arent we supposed to be talking about someone's vagina?

Bardock42
Originally posted by PVS
hmmm....arent we supposed to be talking about someone's vagina?

I thought we were.

Fëanor
Originally posted by PVS
hmmm....arent we supposed to be talking about someone's vagina? i think that's generally on the minds of men...oh i'd say 100 percent of the time.

lil bitchiness

Bardock42

PVS

Victor Von Doom
I'd just like to distance myself from my fellow posters and members of the same gender.

Women have other parts as well.

botankus
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I understand that, but why would one let themselves go just because they have found a boyfriend/husband?

Key advice: When you get married, start skipping the Cheeto aisle on your grocery store visits. It saves money and largely cures this problem.

PVS
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
...members of the same gender.

redundant

Bardock42
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I'd just like to distance myself from my fellow posters and members of the same gender.

Women have other parts as well. I'm sure those other parts fall into the category "stuff".

Fëanor
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I understand that, but why would one let themselves go just because they have found a boyfriend/husband?

I don't necessarily understand that notion. nor have I. and i've seen that happen to too many of my 'guy' friends when they've been with someone for quite sometime. i've a friend who's been married for less than five years. and his wife, god love her, was hot when they first met. but now...she's on her way to audition for Jabba the Hutt's niece. sad part is...his eyes are roaming too much and wants to go hang at clubs with his 'single' friends.Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah...more like 100 % of the time...I mean 100% of the time....OH GOD...I CAN NOT LIE. only time i don't think about vagina is right when i reach that moment of no return, you know...where the mind goes blank, the eyes roll back, the breathing becomes quick and shallow... and and...OH GOD!!! HERE I COME.....to save the daaaaaay!!

PVS
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I understand that, but why would one let themselves go just because they have found a boyfriend/husband?

I don't necessarily understand that notion.

its like that old joke. scientists have discovered that a seemingly harmless food is in fact the chief cause of obesity in women: wedding cake

Bardock42

Fëanor
Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
I'd just like to distance myself from my fellow posters and members of the same gender.

Women have other parts as well. yes...and they're all just as tasty too! kinda like a buffet.

Fëanor
Originally posted by PVS
its like that old joke. scientists have discovered that a seemingly harmless food is in fact the chief cause of obesity in women: wedding cake and bon-bons.Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, you mean when you die? right! you keep thinking that.

Victor Von Doom
Originally posted by PVS
redundant

Why? I've met a poster here without a member.

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