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Humour, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. What one person finds funny, another despises.

Here are your nominees for Funniest Male.

I rule.

Ja w00t

I don't know one person.

So far, I'm winning.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I rule.

Wow..there are actually some funny people on there...namely one...namely me....the first namely wasn't a real namely....I'm trying to hard, amn't I?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
So far, I'm winning.

Hit F5

Edit: Bugger disgust

"Alpha Centauri - Humour that is beyond 99% of KMC"

Definitely getting that printed on a shirt.

Ok, maybe I won't do that, I was just exaggerating for the purpose of saying I enjoyed it. Though I think, if anything, that would mean I don't have a leg to stand on and put me out of the running (haha, cos legs).

-AC

Originally posted by Clovie
I don't know one person.
You mean there is one person on there you don't know, kay?

All I know is that it doesn't matter who wins. We are all . . . . yeah, I kick ass.

Now Bardock seems natural, in comparison to that.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Wow..there are actually some funny people on there...namely one...namely me....the first namely wasn't a real namely....I'm trying to hard, amn't I? Yep, just be yourself.

Alpha Centauri - Humour that is beyond 99% of KMC

should be changed to...

Alpha Centauri - Humour reaching pretentious levels.

mhm

Meh, gets my vote.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You mean there is one person on there you don't know, kay? and what did I say?

All know is that if I loose, I still win.

You said there is one person on there that you don't know.

Originally posted by A.J
Yep, just be yourself.
I am kidding, the actually saying it is funny, oh my, I can't even explain how far that went over your head....

Originally posted by Syren
You said there is one person on there that you don't know.

Not really, she basically said...nothing.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I am kidding, the actually saying it is funny, oh my, I can't even explain how far that went over your head.... So was I kidding.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
"Alpha Centauri - Humour that is beyond 99% of KMC"

Definitely getting that printed on a shirt.

Ok, maybe I won't do that, I was just exaggerating for the purpose of saying I enjoyed it. Though I think, if anything, that would mean I don't have a leg to stand on and put me out of the running (haha, cos legs).

-AC

Its complicated humour...people have to work it out, like, the DaVinci Code....but when they do.....HOOOAHHH! It's like the lights have finally gone on.

So far, I'm still winning. Got I'm awesome. I'm actually . . . God.

AC, don't stress so much. He voted for you didn't he?

Originally posted by Syren
You said there is one person on there that you don't know. so I thought.


Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Its complicated humour...people have to work it out, like, the DaVinci Code....but when they do.....HOOOAHHH! It's like the lights have finally gone on. I think it is not a good comparition,. or you're saying that AC is pure commercialism, and that isn't a good thing, right?

Originally posted by Syren
AC, don't stress so much. He voted for you didn't he?

Moose, look, your point is proven.

-AC

F*cking Bardock is winning now!!!!! This sh*t is f*ckkedd!!!!!!

This is bullsh*t, I quit. Feck this place!!

Originally posted by A.J
So was I kidding.

No you weren't...just quit while I keep being ahead.

That's right, use me as an example. I did think that humour had to involve 'funny'. Or even 'witty'.

Bar-dock, ch ch ch. Bar-dock, ch ch ch.

-AC

*slices wrists*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
F*cking Bardock is winning now!!!!! This sh*t is f*ckkedd!!!!!!

This is bullsh*t, I quit. Feck this place!!

Dude, it's opkay...just become funny and maybe one day...nah, who am I kidding...I ROCK

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It would still technically qualify, because though pretentious can mean having an unjustified opinion of one's self, it doesn't necessarily mean so. Just a high opinion, if provable, would be arrogant.

So maybe that should be changed to "arrogant levels" and maybe you should leave the snarky humour to me.

-AC

I think I'll stick with pretentious....

Originally posted by Syren
That's right, use me as an example. I did think that humour had to involve 'funny'. Or even 'witty'.

That's right, get serious because you dived in once again.

Haha, Moose, look. She's doing it.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
That's right, get serious because you dived in once again.

Haha, Moose, look. She's doing it.

-AC

I'm not being serious

Shall I just go away and sit quietly to think about what I've done?

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Moose, look, your point is proven.

-AC

Yep....and then, sometime around, oh, 11:30 your time, she'll get it and start laughing.

Originally posted by Syren
I'm not being serious

Shall I just go away and sit quietly to think about what I've done?

Yeah, come back at around...11:30.

-AC

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yep....and then, sometime around, oh, 11:30 your time, she'll get it and start laughing.

Ok, what is this? Are you two tag-teaming me now? Wow, I feel privileged.

Originally posted by Syren
I'm not being serious

Shall I just go away and sit quietly to think about what I've done?

Only if I can come with you! droolio

Originally posted by Syren
I'm not being serious

Shall I just go away and sit quietly to think about what I've done?

Oh Kez....laugh a little sweetie, he's having you on...and, you're not getting it.

I admit, I don't always get humour all the time either, on the net anyhow, it's hard, and since AC's humour is both latent and dry at times, it's hard to tell.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Only if I can come with you! droolio

I said sit quietly and think, not strip naked and f.uck.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah, come back at around...11:30.

-AC

Originally posted by Syren
Ok, what is this? Are you two tag-teaming me now? Wow, I feel privileged.

Forget those fools, stray away with me on this starry night!

Originally posted by Syren
Ok, what is this? Are you two tag-teaming me now? Wow, I feel privileged.

What a tag team we would be....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh Kez....laugh a little sweetie, he's having you on...and, you're not getting it.

I admit, I don't always get humour all the time either, on the net anyhow, it's hard, and since AC's humour is both latent and dry at times, it's hard to tell.

How am I not getting it? I'm NOT being serious... I AM aware he's winding me up.

Hello?

So, that's AC, Moose and Hiker... can we do triple tag-teaming?

Originally posted by Syren
How am I not getting it? I'm NOT being serious... I AM aware he's winding me up.

Hello?

God you turn me on.

The funny part is, if that was me, you'd be going "Stop being so serious".

The upper hand resides on the other foot now, Syren.

-AC

Hilarious

Can we move on now? I'm quite embarrassed, thank you disgust

Originally posted by Clovie
I hate you all.

Success!

Originally posted by Syren
So, that's AC, Moose and Hiker... can we do triple tag-teaming?

Erm, as long as moose and Ac can manage to keep their mushroom tips away from me.

Originally posted by Syren
So, that's AC, Moose and Hiker... can we do triple tag-teaming?

I-I don't do that, not that, never that.

-AC

Originally posted by Clovie
I hate you all.

Oh, that gets me hot.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I-I don't do that, not that, never that.

-AC

How about, for your benefit, we drop Moose and Hiker and replace them with two ladies of your choice?

This conversation is boring...mostly because I am not part of it.

Originally posted by Syren
How am I not getting it? I'm NOT being serious... I AM aware he's winding me up.

Hello?

Kerry, once again you're being far too overly melodramatic and taking things to your insane levels of hysteria. Please, you must realize that you're making yourself look like a neurotic child.
















And also a nominee for my most gullible list, if you can believe that? hug

Originally posted by Bardock42
This conversation is boring...mostly because I am not part of it.

This thread is so lame in the first place.

Originally posted by Bardock42
This conversation is boring...mostly because I am not part of it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Kerry, once again you're being far too overly melodramatic and taking things to your insane levels of hysteria. Please, you must realize that you're making yourself look like a neurotic child.


And also a nominee for my most gullible list, if you can believe that? hug



Bastards, all of you.

Didn't I move on already?

Originally posted by Syren
How about, for your benefit, we drop Moose and Hiker and replace them with two ladies of your choice?

Did I use you as an example before? I meant Bardock is an idiot.

Because you're clearly a wonderful person.

-AC

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
This thread is so lame in the first place. Because you losing

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Erm, as long as moose and Ac can manage to keep their mushroom tips away from me.

Ewww! Hey, gross man.

You know how I know you're gay?

You macramed yourself a sweater that says, "I'm Gay".

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Did I use you as an example before? I meant Bardock is an idiot.

Because you're clearly a wonderful person.

-AC

mwahaha

It's just too easy.

So, your choices?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Kerry, once again you're being far too overly melodramatic and taking things to your insane levels of hysteria. Please, you must realize that you're making yourself look like a neurotic child.

















And also a nominee for my most gullible list, if you can believe that? hug Dude, that's no way to talk to the mother of my future babies!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ewww! Hey, gross man.

You know how I know you're gay?

You macramed yourself a sweater that says, "I'm Gay".

Dude, you know how I know you're gay? Cuz you listen to Cold Play.

Originally posted by Syren
mwahaha

It's just too easy.

So, your choices?

That girl, and that other chick.

I'm kidding, I'm afraid I'm in no position to be swanning off with other females. Otherwise engaged I have to say.

Hypothetically...I can't say here.

-AC

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
This thread is so lame in the first place.

Yeah, I agree totally lame....wait...I'm first...great thread...

Originally posted by A.J




























You really are trying, aren't you?

Originally posted by A.J
Because you losing

Exactly!

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Dude, you know how I know you're gay? Cuz you listen to Cold Play.

Q E ****ing D

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
That girl, and that other chick.

I'm kidding, I'm afraid I'm in no position to be swanning off with other females. Otherwise engaged I have to say.

Hypothetically...I can't say here.

-AC

You turned me down? Not only that, but the opportunity of me plus 2?

You better PM a good explanation for that cry

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Dude, you know how I know you're gay? Cuz you listen to Cold Play.

You know how I can tell you're gay? Because you told me you're not sleeping with women any more.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Oh, that gets me hot. you're trying to hard

Originally posted by Bardock42
Q E ****ing D

Hahahahahaha.

Lovely stuff.

-AC

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, I agree totally lame....wait...I'm first...great thread...



You really are trying, aren't you? To be funny No not really

Originally posted by Clovie
you're trying to hard

He's not trying, though... he's just perverted.

Originally posted by Syren
He's not trying, though... he's just perverted. d;you think so?

Originally posted by A.J
To be funny No not really

Nah, not to be funny..jsut generally trying..you know?

Originally posted by Clovie
d;you think so?

I know so

Filthy vagabond

Originally posted by Bardock42
Q E ****ing D
WHAT? Listening to Coldplay doesn't make you gay! I listen to th- Oh shit..

Originally posted by Syren
I know so

Filthy vagabond I think you're wrong on this one.

Originally posted by Eis
WHAT? Listening to Coldplay doesn't make you gay! I listen to th- Oh shit..
Why's Eis not on that list?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You know how I can tell you're gay? Because you told me you're not sleeping with women any more.

You know how I know you are gay? Because you told me right after you pulled your tongue out of my mouth.

Originally posted by Clovie
I think you're wrong on this one.

Explain how... I'm confused.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
You know how I know you are gay? Because you told me right after you pulled your tongue out of my mouth. Haha, that's funny...cause you imply that he kissed you..haha.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Haha, that's funny...cause you imply that he kissed you..haha.

Damn, you are sharp as a tack! No wander why you are winning!

Give him some credit, he's got a handicap you know.

Bardock42 is funny? Like funny haha funny? What? What's that? What? What? God. Yeah, I'll vote for him. He's a bunch of little dicks stuck on a piece of string, and then tied around a neck, a la 'a necklace'.

Originally posted by Syren
Explain how... I'm confused. nothing to explain. I don't agree.

Originally posted by Syren
Give him some credit, he's got a handicap you know.

Oh, sorry. I forgot he was German.

Originally posted by Syren
Give him some credit, he's got a handicap you know.

Being ridiculously good-looking is not a handicap...oh...you mean the German thing...funny.

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Bardock42 is funny? Like funny haha funny? What? What's that? What? What? God. Yeah, I'll vote for him. He's a bunch of little dicks stuck on a piece of string, and then tied around a neck, a la 'a necklace'.

Why's Floo not on that list?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Being ridiculously good-looking is not a handicap...oh...you mean the German thing...funny.

No, no, you've got me all wrong. I meant the being ridiculously good-looking thing. It is a handicap, you try being in my shoes and looking at you

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Bardock42 is funny? Like funny haha funny? What? What's that? What? What? God. Yeah, I'll vote for him. He's a bunch of little dicks stuck on a piece of string, and then tied around a neck, a la 'a necklace'.

Dude, even you??? God you guys fall for this guy?? This Bardock noob? WTF??

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why's Eis not on that list?

He wasn't nominated.

Then again, there were only 10 spots to put for the poll, and I had to leave off Vinny, because I thought it would be unfair to leave someone else off and put on a panel member.

Vinny may just kill himself.

Originally posted by Syren
No, no, you've got me all wrong. I meant the being ridiculously good-looking thing. It is a handicap, you try being in my shoes and looking at you

Aww, that's so sweet....if I wasn't so ridiculously good-looking and therefore have access (if you know what I mean...you know what I mean....right?...Floo know what I mean...you do? Right?) to much more awesome girls than you I would consider talking to you...maybe.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Being ridiculously good-looking is not a handicap...oh...you mean the German thing...funny.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why's Floo not on that list?

For Christ's sake, 3P0, I don't know. I didn't make up the lists, I just posted them.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Dude, even you??? God you guys fall for this guy?? This Bardock noob? WTF??

I give free blowjobs. Syren wanted one...I had to tell her why that is sadly not possible.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
For Christ's sake, 3P0, I don't know. I didn't make up the lists, I just posted them.

Why is 3P0 not on that list?

I don't recognise many members on that list, I mean, who the **** is Backfire?

This is like the lame hour. This is the hour when all the lame people who don't like Tired Hiker are awake. Mostly people form Europe, and form Canada.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I know, I know...thank you.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
This is like the lame hour. This is the hour when all the lame people who don't like Tired Hiker are awake. Mostly people form Europe, and form Canada.

And the rest of the world.....look, if I wouldn't have to vote for myself I might actually vote for you....right after I voted for the others...I love you, man.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Aww, that's so sweet....if I wasn't so ridiculously good-looking and therefore have access (if you know what I mean...you know what I mean....right?...Floo know what I mean...you do? Right?) to much more awesome girls than you I would consider talking to you...maybe.

You've said enough... I can read between the lines. Schnookums blushing

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
This is like the lame hour. This is the hour when all the lame people who don't like Tired Hiker are awake. Mostly people form Europe, and form Canada.

yes
Canada fukking hates you.

Originally posted by Syren
You've said enough... I can read between the lines. Schnookums blushing

I thought I was pretty straight forward...but fair enough.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Why is 3P0 not on that list?


He's gay.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He's gay.
OOOOOOOOOOOH HOMOPHOBE

Originally posted by Bardock42
And the rest of the world.....look, if I wouldn't have to vote for myself I might actually vote for you....right after I voted for the others...I love you, man.

Dude, I voted for you.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I thought I was pretty straight forward...but fair enough.



Sure, I'll come over for dinner and meet your family. I mean, if you think we're ready for that.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I give free blowjobs. Syren wanted one...I had to tell her why that is sadly not possible.

hysterical

So.....really? naughty



Uggh....NO NO NO! I didn't mean that....you know that, right? I mean, we're still cool, aren't we?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
yes
Canada fukking hates you.

Like that even matters.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He's gay.

So he's not nominated just because he's happy,

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Dude, I voted for you.

Which was a good decision, since I am hilarious.Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
He's gay. OOOOOOOOOOOH HOMOPHOBEOriginally posted by Syren


Sure, I'll come over for dinner and meet your family. I mean, if you think we're ready for that. Certainly am, certainly am.

Originally posted by Eis
OOOOOOOOOOOH HOMOPHOBE

Yeah, bi'tch, I'M a homophobe.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
hysterical

So.....really? naughty



Uggh....NO NO NO! I didn't mean that....you know that, right? I mean, we're still cool, aren't we?

I know I am...I didn't know you were though.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I know I am...I didn't know you were though.

Ok, you're funny ONLY when you aren't directing your humour at me in any way shape or form.

Bardock got nominated?

It would appear so.

-AC

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Bardock got nominated?

Several times, for several awards.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok, you're funny ONLY when you aren't directing your humour at me in any way shape or form.

Actually, that's when he's at his best.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Bardock got nominated? Originally posted by Bardock42
I give free blowjobs. Syren wanted one...I had to tell her why that is sadly not possible.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Several times, for several awards. panel was biased.

oh I forgot i'm not allowed to talk to you.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Several times, for several awards.

Well....well.....congrats to all the nominees....not that I'm jealous or full of envy and stuff....



*prepares sinister plan*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Actually, that's when he's at his best.

Ok, you washed up, over the hill, backstabbing, dress wearing, horse trading, streetwalking, cannibalistic, convenience store working, beer swilling, porn watching............

Where was I going with this?

Duuuude, I love your sweater!

Originally posted by Clovie
panel was biased.

oh I forgot i'm not allowed to talk to you.

What?

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Well....well.....congrats to all the nominees....not that I'm jealous or full of envy and stuff....



*prepares sinister plan*

Yesss! Can't wait to see!

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Well....well.....congrats to all the nominees....not that I'm jealous or full of envy and stuff....



*prepares sinister plan*

You're nominated as well for a couple.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Several times, for several awards.

I picture a room.... it has the panel in..... they're smoking something..... illegal....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ok, you washed up, over the hill, backstabbing, dress wearing, horse trading, streetwalking, cannibalistic, convenience store working, beer swilling, porn watching............

Where was I going with this?

Duuuude, I love your sweater!

Beer swilling?? How dare you!!!!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
What? you told me not to bother yourself. and I'm terrible sorry I'm bothering you with my presence in this fine thread.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're nominated as well for a couple.

Best Mod &... Best Dwarf?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're nominated as well for a couple.

Really? That's so cool. Thanks guys







*continues preparing sinister plan*

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Really? That's so cool. Thanks guys







*continues preparing sinister plan*
*continues can't waiting*

*waits for a thread he is nominated in*

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Really? That's so cool. Thanks guys







*continues preparing sinister plan*

I'm contacting the authorities.... superman

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*waits for a thread he is nominated in*
Dude you win. Aferall, you are, "headless stretch Lance Windu." Shhh. i'm in my own little world.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Dude you win. Aferall, you are, "headless stretch Lance Windu." Shhh. i'm in my own little world.

Was that a hint at the new video?

Some of the nominees I have to ask why.

Originally posted by Clovie
you told me not to bother yourself. and I'm terrible sorry I'm bothering you with my presence in this fine thread.

WHAT??!!

Originally posted by LanceWindu
*waits for a thread he is nominated in*

*checks to see if his wait is in vain*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Beer swilling?? How dare you!!!!!

I was out of line, I'm sorry.

And there is a small section of Canada, Newfoundland, that loves you.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*checks to see if his wait is in vain* Make him most desperate.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Was that a hint at the new video?

Ooops. *punches self*

Damn me!!!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I was out of line, I'm sorry.

And there is a small section of Canada, Newfoundland, that loves you.

But no one loves New Foundland.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I was out of line, I'm sorry.

And there is a small section of Canada, Newfoundland, that loves you.

And that my friend, is why I am gay.

Originally posted by Bardock42
But no one loves New Foundland.

Don't tell him that. They adore him.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Ooops. *punches self*

Damn me!!!! Not funny.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
And that my friend, is why I am gay. That's what Whob said. ermm