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Hulk - please sir may i have a cup of tea

Superman - you know what batman shut the f***k up mother f****er

Silver Surfer- hey i have no dick, galactus this was not part of the deal

thats it from me now post yours they could even be conversations

Anybody- "Superman lost!"

thread title should be "hear", not "here".

Flash- "Wait for me!"

Originally posted by Accel
Anybody- "Superman lost!"
or anyone-"wolverine died"

Thing: I quit from this fight, I have no heart!

Wolverine: Come on bub, please, I apologize, don't beat me down.

Apollo- "Jenny is looking HOT tonight!!"

wolverine got beaten by silver surfer.

batman: no robin, not tonight...

superman: yes! i have finally had sex...




























with a girl!

Wonder Woman "I am not a closet Lesbian"

Juggernaut: "Now face the Semi-Unstoppable Juggernaut"

Karate Kid: " I don't have some obscure Move to stop this attack NOOOOOOOOO"

Thor: "I never realized I talked so weird before perhaps I should get Hooked On Phonics"

Captain America: "I'm moving to Canada"

superman: im not gay!

Any comic book female: "My bacK!"

Black Bolt: "Hi, my name is Blackagar Bol- where did every one go?"

Professor Xavier: "OH IT'S ON NOW!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE-OFF!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET SERVED!!!!"

Originally posted by batdude123
Professor Xavier: "OH IT'S ON NOW!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE-OFF!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET SERVED!!!!"

Aquaman- "Help! I'm drowning!"

wonderwoman: do you think this outfit is degrading to women?

wolverine: oh, i broke a nail!

Superman- "Lois, I've been hanging around Power Girl a lot recently and I was wondering what you would think about breast implants..."

Iron Man: Yes now that the registration law was passed I can accomplish my dream of being a tool!!

Iron Man: "I... HATE... WOMEN!!!"

superman: lois i am finally ready to have sex.
lois: about that....
superman: what?
lois: you see, i had sex with batman!
superman: BATMAN....MUST...DIE!!!!!!

Superman: You know what I just relialized....



























I suck!

Superman: "I could SO kick Goku's ass."

Originally posted by Accel
Superman: "I could SO kick Goku's ass."
...












in my dreams atleast

Hulk - Sorry for beating you up but it's not really my fault. You see my father used to beat me when I was a child. I'm actually very unhappy. Can I have a hug?

Captain America - Actually, I respect Hitler a lot for what he did.

Abomination - I don't know. I think I'm kind of attractive in a Gregory Peck kind of way.

Punisher - Well I guess there isn't really any reason to kill you. Tell you what. You've learned your lesson right? How about I just give you a noogie?

Luke Cage: Why are there no african american superheros here?

daredevil: (drunk) and those n00bies thought i was blind for years

blackbolt: lockjaw, stop humping my leg

j'onn j'onnz: i am a closet ****

j'onn j'onnz: do u know what they say about guys with big foreheads?

wonderwoman: kyle can you pull out this wedgie

captain america: i refuse to pay more than $50 for this hooker. she wont even >insert degrading comment here<

wolverine: kids! never wipe ur ass (or jerk off) with your claws out

magneto: i cant believe i got so drunk that i shit in my helmet

Originally posted by Solidus Snake


wolverine: kids! never wipe ur ass (or jerk off) with your claws out

im not going to lie, this one was f*cking hilarious!!

Superman : " Lois its my birthday and you know what that means"
Lois " Ummm about that, the last time I did that with my mouth you nearly crushed my windpipe."

Superman: "I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being 'faster than a speeding bullet' so I tore her in half like a phone book."

Originally posted by batdude123
Superman: "I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being 'faster than a speeding bullet' so I tore her in half like a phone book."

Family guy...

Originally posted by batdude123
Superman: "I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being 'faster than a speeding bullet' so I tore her in half like a phone book." i dont think hed tear robin in half....

Originally posted by pr1983
Family guy...

Yep.

Thor: "Where the hell is my curling iron?"

Reed: "Sue, with these damn powers, this thing will never get hard."

Doom: "I'm not as smart as I thought."

Batman: "Diana, let me check that out. I'm also a gynecologist."

Originally posted by batdude123
Yep.

Good stuff...

Originally posted by badabing
Batman: "Diana, let me check that out. I'm also a gynecologist."

hysterical

Batman: "I'm just a scared little boy who's crying on the inside. cry"

batman: im cumming out of the closet.
robin: your cumming all right!

Thanos: "Ah, Death, you were GOOD tonight.... Hey... WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE A PENIS!!!??"

Eternity: (says in a gay accent) "Surprise!!! You weren't too bad yourself you big Titian, you."

Originally posted by batdude123
Thanos: "Ah, Death, you were GOOD tonight.... Hey... WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE A PENIS!!!??"

Eternity: (says in a gay accent) "Surprise!!! You weren't too bad yourself you big Titian, you."





Jean Grey: I'm gay... Emma and i are in love and we're running away together...

Originally posted by batdude123
Thanos: "Ah, Death, you were GOOD tonight.... Hey... WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE A PENIS!!!??"

Eternity: (says in a gay accent) "Surprise!!! You weren't too bad yourself you big Titian, you."

did i hit a sore spot?
and whats so bad about giving it to a universe? his balls are suns, and his penis is a... ummm a super nova. and i dont even want to say what happens when the big bang cums....

Wonderwoman: "OMG, OMG, OMG!!!"

Superman: "Yeah, that's right. They don't call me the Man of Steel for nothin' sweet t!ts."

ya right, supes doesnt even have a bulge.
have you ever seen wolverines?

Originally posted by badabing
Wonderwoman: "OMG, OMG, OMG!!!"

Superman: "Yeah, that's right. They don't call me the Man of Steel for nothin' sweet t!ts."

Oh sweet jesus hysterical

Originally posted by badabing
Wonderwoman: "OMG, OMG, OMG!!!"

Superman: "Yeah, that's right. They don't call me the Man of Steel for nothin' sweet t!ts."



"... sorry Clark, but Bruce was better."

Originally posted by batdude123


"... sorry Clark, but Bruce was better."

You wish...

Originally posted by bigbran
ya right, supes doesnt even have a bulge.
have you ever seen wolverines?

Superman's bulge is what made Krypton explode. WTF? Why the hell are we talking about BULGES???

Originally posted by pr1983
You wish...

Yeah, that's why she prefers Bruce to Clark, and they have pent up sexual chemistry.

Originally posted by batdude123
Superman's bulge is what made Krypton explode. WTF? Why the hell are we talking about BULGES??? because, someone posted a pic of wolverine with a massive bulge.

Originally posted by batdude123
Yeah, that's why she prefers Bruce to Clark, and they have pent up sexual chemistry.

Clark and diana have more...

besides, bruce could never handle a woman as... vigorous... as diana...

clark could...

Originally posted by bigbran
because, someone posted a pic of wolverine with a massive bulge.
For crying out loud, don't look at it man and definitely don't post about it.

Originally posted by pr1983
Clark and diana have more...

besides, bruce could never handle a woman as... vigorous... as diana...

clark could...

Not really. Bruce and Diana are actually dating. They love each other. Everybody knows it's Bruce and Diana. They have the most chemistry and have been on countless dates.

Originally posted by batdude123
Not really. Bruce and Diana are actually dating. They love each other. Everybody knows it's Bruce and Diana. They have the most chemistry and have been on countless dates.

Where the hell did you see that?

Originally posted by badabing
For crying out loud, don't look at it man and definitely don't post about it. hes a man of adamantium all right....
and i just remembered it.

Originally posted by pr1983
Where the hell did you see that?

It's been in comic books, not to mention:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3-B3B2u3pA&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v70KgYKTh5M&NR

Originally posted by batdude123
It's been in comic books, not to mention:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3-B3B2u3pA&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v70KgYKTh5M&NR



Clark and Diana has been in comics too...

those links are to the jlu cartoon? i'm on dial up so i have no idea...

Originally posted by pr1983
Clark and Diana has been in comics too...

those links are to the jlu cartoon? i'm on dial up so i have no idea...

One's a mix of comic books and the JLU cartoon. The other is a video footage of the JLU moments with Bruce and Diana.

It's pretty obvious that Batman and Diana are the ones that are meant to be. They have the most sexual chemistry.

hey batdude, i wouldnt go in the hunt is on thread if i were you...

Originally posted by batdude123
One's a mix of comic books and the JLU cartoon. The other is a video footage of the JLU moments with Bruce and Diana.

It's pretty obvious that Batman and Diana are the ones that are meant to be. They have the most sexual chemistry.

I disagree... i think clark and diana have a mutual attraction... i think bruce does peak her curiosity, but if she were to choose one over the other, i'd say it'd be clark...

batman would make an unbreakable condom, so his penis wouldnt get ripped off.

Originally posted by bigbran
hey batdude, i wouldnt go in the hunt is on thread if i were you...
It's friendly between Capt and me.

no not that! its because of batman not being stealthy.

Originally posted by pr1983
I disagree... i think clark and diana have a mutual attraction... i think bruce does peak her curiosity, but if she were to choose one over the other, i'd say it'd be clark...

*Ugh* Clark and Wonder Woman together is just too damn predictable. Diana and Bruce have a fling. They have for quite some time now. Not to mention Clark has Lois, so that's never going to happen. You can tell that they mentally undress each other when they look at one another. There was also a pic in one of those videos of Bruce and Diana in bed together!!! Bruce and Diana 4 ever!!!

It's obvious she chooses Bruce!!!

batdude123: "Diana loves Clark more than she does Bruce."

Originally posted by bigbran
no not that! its because of batman not being stealthy.
Oh, Batdude will read the thread and decide if he needs to step in.

i guess...................

Originally posted by bigbran
batman would make an unbreakable condom, so his penis wouldnt get ripped off.

what about the rest of him?

Originally posted by batdude123
*Ugh* Clark and Wonder Woman together is just too damn predictable. Diana and Bruce have a fling. They have for quite some time now. Not to mention Clark has Lois, so that's never going to happen. You can tell that they mentally undress each other when they look at one another. There was also a pic in one of those videos of Bruce and Diana in bed together!!! Bruce and Diana 4 ever!!!

It's obvious she chooses Bruce!!!

she'll outlive her fling with bruce... dark, evil, breakable bruce... who'll console her? superman... thats right... the man of steel...

and i guarantee, if lois wasnt around dc'd have paired the two up years ago...

predictable is not always bad... sometimes you predict something will happen because you want it to happen...

Originally posted by batdude123
batdude123: "Diana loves Clark more than she does Bruce."

whatnow?

I'll start a thread for this topic.

Silver Surfer - I probobly should start wearing pants

Hulk - Why is it that everytime I get angry my pants turn purple?!?....F**K!

oh, batman would so hammer her ass.

Originally posted by pr1983
whatnow?

"QUOTES YOU'LL NEVER HEAR!!!"

Originally posted by pr1983
she'll outlive her fling with bruce... dark, evil, breakable bruce... who'll console her? superman... thats right... the man of steel...

and i guarantee, if lois wasnt around dc'd have paired the two up years ago...

predictable is not always bad... sometimes you predict something will happen because you want it to happen...

No she won't. Batman's just that damn sexy.

And yes, I did reply to Batman not being stealthy.

WW is with Steve Trevor

But, out of both Supes and Bats, she is stuck between both. She has a more human side than Supes, but she also is like Supes, an all powerful figure.

WW is pretty much the middleman in the big 3

Originally posted by batdude123
And yes, I did reply to Batman not being stealthy. and thats why i love being on your side of the debate. just watching what you say, and not having to debate with you.
im also liking batman more!(curse you!)

Nah, she loves Bruce!! BRUCE!

Originally posted by bigbran
and thats why i love being on your side of the debate. just watching what you say, and not having to debate with you.
im also liking batman more!(curse you!)

Gracias.

Originally posted by batdude123
"QUOTES YOU'LL NEVER HEAR!!!"

ah, ok...

Originally posted by batdude123
No she won't. Batman's just that damn sexy.

Dude... coming from you thats just weird...

Originally posted by Grimm22
WW is pretty much the middleman in the big 3

That has some awfuly strong innuendo...

and who is steve trevor?

I have an official thread to settle this. Vote now.
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f77/t416295.html

Originally posted by pr1983
Dude... coming from you thats just weird...

He's a pimp who's attractive to loads upon loads of women.

Originally posted by batdude123
He's a pimp who's attractive to loads upon loads of women.

Oh... i thought maybe you thought you were a better match for batman...

Originally posted by pr1983
ah, ok...



Dude... coming from you thats just weird...



That has some awfuly strong innuendo...

and who is steve trevor?

Steve Trevor is Diana's love intrest

Eh DC's middleman always shifts.

In a sense the big three are all middlemen to each other

Originally posted by pr1983
Oh... i thought maybe you thought you were a better match for batman...

Psylocke, Wonder Woman, Jean Grey, Emma Frost, Power Girls boob's, and Super Girl are more like it.

Originally posted by Grimm22
Steve Trevor is Diana's love intrest

Eh DC's middleman always shifts.

In a sense the big three are all middlemen to each other

I guess...

Originally posted by batdude123
Psylocke, Wonder Woman, Jean Grey, Emma Frost, Power Girls boob's, and Super Girl are more like it.

He couldnt have most of those... half are in love with cyclops, one is barely legal (which is just icky), and the boobs? honestly? and diana is clark's (once lois dies off)

Originally posted by pr1983
He couldnt have most of those... half are in love with cyclops, one is barely legal (which is just icky), and the boobs? honestly? and diana is clark's (once lois dies off)

I was talking about me. Anyway, Bruce would get all those women if he so desired.

Originally posted by batdude123
I was talking about me. Anyway, Bruce would get all those women if he so desired.

Supergirl would be an akward relationship

Supes: Bruce, she's my cousin

Bats: So

Supes: Bruce, she's 16!

Bats: So

Supes:.......... You know I hate you right

Bats: So

Originally posted by Grimm22
Supergirl would be an akward relationship

Supes: Bruce, she's my cousin

Bats: So

Supes: Bruce, she's 16!

Bats: So

Supes:.......... You know I hate you right

Bats: So

Its funny because thats how Bruce would react.

Supes: It's all right I know you are younger... but it is alright...












Suberboy

DeadPool: You know what?I'm not really able to regenerate any sort of damage, guess why I avoid being his in the...well you understand...MY PENIS!!!

Mary Jane Watson: Ooohhh god, yea, just like that...I've always tought you could have used those tentacles to help others Doc Ock

Sandman: You know, Hydroman is my best friend, we make sand castles!

Thor: Let the Mighty Mjolnir slay thee!(try to grab it from his belt)
Odin's beard, I forgot it in that peep show!

mysterio: oh God, this IS a fishbowl. what have i done with my life?

Originally posted by batdude123
One's a mix of comic books and the JLU cartoon. The other is a video footage of the JLU moments with Bruce and Diana.

It's pretty obvious that Batman and Diana are the ones that are meant to be. They have the most sexual chemistry. The evanescence song made me laugh when it first came on.

1 - Wonder Woman : "Hell no! I don't even know what 'Feminist' means "

2 - Captain America : "F*ck this! I'm moving to France"

3 - Batman: "Superman, you should stop running around dressed up as a gay ballet dancer.
Superman : "You think my outfit sucks, huh? Well at least I don't have a gay a** cape... No wait... I do "

Batman "You haven't inspired anyone since you died"
Superman "Shut your punk #ss up before I open a boom tube in space, go back in time, and sleep with your mother the night before she was shot."

Blackbolt on his honeymoon


"mmmmmm, baby dont stop, baby? " "Ah Sh%t not again, wheres the mop"

Originally posted by batdude123
I was talking about me. Anyway, Bruce would get all those women if he so desired.

Ok, sure...

Originally posted by Big Sexy
Batman "You haven't inspired anyone since you died"
Superman "Shut your punk #ss up before I open a boom tube in space, go back in time, and sleep with your mother the night before she was shot."

Originally posted by batdude123
Professor Xavier: "OH IT'S ON NOW!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE-OFF!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET SERVED!!!!"

I take it you saw that video on youtube then....

Originally posted by batdude123
Professor Xavier: "OH IT'S ON NOW!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DANCE-OFF!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET SERVED!!!!" Originally posted by batdude123
Superman: "I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being 'faster than a speeding bullet' so I tore her in half like a phone book." Originally posted by badabing
Wonderwoman: "OMG, OMG, OMG!!!"

Superman: "Yeah, that's right. They don't call me the Man of Steel for nothin' sweet t!ts."

Rhino:I finally did it! I won a...........



































game of Yahtzee!

galactus: i actually devoured earth!!!

Originally posted by bigbran
galactus: i actually devoured earth!!!
but lost to Rhino in Yahtzee

Originally posted by Broly92
but lost to Rhino in Yahtzee

Galactus: Fine because you beat me in yahtzee I shall make you my new hearald

*Rhino goes and gets killed by Wolverine*

blob: can i have a diet coke with that?

Originally posted by Kai Lein
ill kick his ass and laugh at him, he thinks hes so big and bad LOL... and if i start to lose, my cousin and my dad are going to help.

Originally posted by juggernaut66666
Originally posted by Kai Lein
ill kick his ass and laugh at him, he thinks hes so big and bad LOL... and if i start to lose, my cousin and my dad are going to help. god that kid was a loser.
no offense by the way.

Thing: I hate Mel Gibson

Thanos: Death is a bit**

Superman: I am a bit**

martian manhunter( listening to rocketman):he's right. mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.

Originally posted by badabing
Wonderwoman: "OMG, OMG, OMG!!!"

Superman: "Yeah, that's right. They don't call me the Man of Steel for nothin' sweet t!ts."

Superman: my cape is so, so, so .... gay! (but at least it goes with my little red boots)

i never i actually thought this thread would pick up but the quates from people are funny

Hulk - is it a bird, a plane no its SUPERMAN (starts humming)

Thor - TIS FINE MANHOOD THY HAVE HERCULES

Daredevil- Ouch! What the hell is wrong with you? Why dont you look where your going, you blind or something?

Spiderman : F*ck responsibility , i'm going home....

Wolverine : Wheres my tutu bub !

Cyclops : I'm actually interesting !

The Punisher: Whoa, whoa, just calm down nobody needs to get killed lets just talk about this...ok? Are you hurt? Ok let me put some ice on that.

Captain America: Die mutha*****!!!!!!!!

Batman: So a metahuman, a martian and a daxian walk into a bar.....

Originally posted by Big Sexy
Batman "You haven't inspired anyone since you died"
Superman "Shut your punk #ss up before I open a boom tube in space, go back in time, and sleep with your mother the night before she was shot."

Ohhhhh ****!!!!!!!!!

blushing

Originally posted by grey fox
Cyclops : I'm actually interesting !

My favorite

Box IV: "Corn corn corn! Time to put out the milk cartons for the nice man in the yellow suit. I need a nice yellow suit. I'd look quite dashing. And I probably need to change my name. I mean, I'm the fourth Box there's been....I should at least try to be more original for once. Maybe I'll call myself Super-dude. My dog Woofers McPuff-n-stuff would probably like that. Yes. Wouldn't you like that woofers? Huh? You're a good doggy. Yes you are.....yesh yuu Arrre!"



....





































The punchline: I just made you guys read that.

...I feel for it

actually i though mr. woofer mcpuff-n-stuff was cute

I bet that really is the name of Digi's dog.

Thing-

*damn, my nuts itch*

Originally posted by invisiblewoman
actually i though mr. woofer mcpuff-n-stuff was cute

Don't encourage him

Originally posted by Scoobless
I bet that really is the name of Digi's dog.



Sampson. But nice try.

...

And to Mungi for actually knowing who Box IV is (even I don't know).

It's Madison Jeffries

Originally posted by King_Mungi
It's Madison Jeffries


Oh god! Not madison Jeffries!!! who's that again?

Originally posted by "V"
Oh god! Not madison Jeffries!!! who's that again?

Canadian, you need not to worry

Originally posted by "V"
Oh god! Not madison Jeffries!!! who's that again?

....Isn't she umm...guardians wife ?

Originally posted by grey fox
....Isn't she umm...guardians wife ?

No Heather Hudson and him were merely engaged, it broke off when James Hudson returned and he then went onto marry Diamond Lil.

Wolverine: I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is...

































so terribly pretty!

ultimate logan: hey colossus i heard you have a little crush on me

U coloussus: umm yeah..im sorry thats not gonna ruin our friendship is it?

Logan: *looks left to right* look dont tell any body this but, Id like to test the limits of my healing factor...umm...this is gonna sound weird but could you bang the shit outta me in armored form so i could see how long i'd last?

Colosuss: am i.......am i being punk'd? ..i mean you really want me to lean in on that ass?

Logan: yes

C: alright, I'll split these ass ridges of yours... ARMOR ON!!!

l: arrgghhhhhhhhhhh! BUB! im the best at what i do, and what i do is..well...ride metal cock off into the sunset like nobody's business

Originally posted by manjaro
ultimate logan: hey colossus i heard you have a little crush on me

U coloussus: umm yeah..im sorry thats not gonna ruin our friendship is it?

Logan: *looks left to right* look dont tell any body this but, Id like to test the limits of my healing factor...umm...this is gonna sound weird but could you bang the shit outta me in armored form so i could see how long i'd last?

Colosuss: am i.......am i being punk'd? ..i mean you really want me to lean in on that ass?

Logan: yes

C: alright, I'll split these ass ridges of yours... ARMOR ON!!!

l: arrgghhhhhhhhhhh! BUB! im the best at what i do, and what i do is..well...ride metal cock off into the sunset like nobody's business

Apollo: Jenny gives me a boner.

Batman: i was thinking of making my next suit a bit lighter, to support my nicer side...how about in a nice light blue?

Originally posted by manjaro
ultimate logan: hey colossus i heard you have a little crush on me

U coloussus: umm yeah..im sorry thats not gonna ruin our friendship is it?

Logan: *looks left to right* look dont tell any body this but, Id like to test the limits of my healing factor...umm...this is gonna sound weird but could you bang the shit outta me in armored form so i could see how long i'd last?

Colosuss: am i.......am i being punk'd? ..i mean you really want me to lean in on that ass?

Logan: yes

C: alright, I'll split these ass ridges of yours... ARMOR ON!!!

l: arrgghhhhhhhhhhh! BUB! im the best at what i do, and what i do is..well...ride metal cock off into the sunset like nobody's business

I think this the best one so far...but boy is it rude.

Surfer:

"Pass the sunscreen."
"Where're my toenail clippers?"
"Duuude..."

And of course...
"That's right: shrinkage! Cuz it's freakin' cold in space!"

Originally posted by manjaro
ultimate logan: hey colossus i heard you have a little crush on me

U coloussus: umm yeah..im sorry thats not gonna ruin our friendship is it?

Logan: *looks left to right* look dont tell any body this but, Id like to test the limits of my healing factor...umm...this is gonna sound weird but could you bang the shit outta me in armored form so i could see how long i'd last?

Colosuss: am i.......am i being punk'd? ..i mean you really want me to lean in on that ass?

Logan: yes

C: alright, I'll split these ass ridges of yours... ARMOR ON!!!

l: arrgghhhhhhhhhhh! BUB! im the best at what i do, and what i do is..well...ride metal cock off into the sunset like nobody's business

good. god.


hysterical

Originally posted by grey fox
Spiderman : F*ck responsibility , i'm going home....



He did say something like that once or twice. Well, not exactly in those words, but he "went home".

Punisher: "better find yourself a good lawyer, because your ass is going to jail, buddy!"

Originally posted by manjaro
ultimate logan: hey colossus i heard you have a little crush on me

U coloussus: umm yeah..im sorry thats not gonna ruin our friendship is it?

Logan: *looks left to right* look dont tell any body this but, Id like to test the limits of my healing factor...umm...this is gonna sound weird but could you bang the shit outta me in armored form so i could see how long i'd last?

Colosuss: am i.......am i being punk'd? ..i mean you really want me to lean in on that ass?

Logan: yes

C: alright, I'll split these ass ridges of yours... ARMOR ON!!!

l: arrgghhhhhhhhhhh! BUB! im the best at what i do, and what i do is..well...ride metal cock off into the sunset like nobody's business

omg_smilie shockshocking eww . . . puke

Wonder Woman: "Suck my dick."

Originally posted by batdude123
Wonder Woman: "Suck my dick."

It's supposed to be quotes that you WOULDN'T hear, Batdude.

Bill Clinton: "I never once inhaled .... I was too busy F**king the intern"

Galactus: I'm Full

Superman: I'm no savior.

Spider-Man: My wife is more important than crime fighting. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, read FNSM 1)

Batman "Yes Robin, you do look gay in tights."

Originally posted by Soljer
It's supposed to be quotes that you WOULDN'T hear, Batdude.

lol

Iwas just going to say that...

Anymore?

Superman to Lois "suck it"

Superman to Batman "suck it"

Superman to The Fash "Your faster than me"

Lex Luthor "Got a buffer?"

Apocalypse to Trickster "Let's get it on mortal!"

Hulk to xmeat "I now change name to Huc, I want you superfriend"

Galactus: I'm thinking Arby's.