HOHOHO! It's Dusty-clause! Gifts!
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Dusty
Merry Dusty-mas. I Hereby claim August 8th The Dusty-mas. Bleh.
GIFTS! Who wants gifts?!
*JacopeX sits on Dusty's lap*
Here's a Dictionary young lad!!
Who's next?!
Vinny Valentine:
You get secks. 100% concentrated secks. Enjoy! I'll also give you a 'Most Perverted Member' category in the 'Mando Awards'! HOHO! Pervy bastard.
LanceWindu:
HO! What do you want young lad? Let me fetch something from my SACK. Goodies, My bag full of balls and other tinker toys, my santa bag. Allright, here we are; you get the bashoob! The bashoob is a new invention that allows you to bash noobs without being caught.
Silver_Tears:
You get me. All silky smooth and rubbed up in butter. Wrapped up. Just don't leave me in the closet. Butter stinks after a while.
spoony:
Moderator Powers. The catch is, you can't use them.
Ladyluck:
An empty box!
Syren:
RLY BIG BOOBS!
~Da moose~:
You get coal. The best coal in the world.
A.J:
You get to turn 16. Happy birthday
Lana:
You get your Photoshop CS2 back. HOHO!
K.Diddy
Itzak:
You get a username that makes more sense. ooooh I just got it.
Barker:
A female member named Meower. Enjoy.
Ritoshi:
More superman videos
Mist:
Your avatar back. Seriously where the hell is it?
That's all the presents I have today. G'day.
LanceWindu
I get the best one!
Ladyluck
w00t
Syren
cry
This reminds me of all those times I never got the breasts I wanted.
Barker
Meower. gurs
Better than Silver_Tears' gift anyway. ermm
Itzak
**** yeah! *humps username* droolio
§P0oONY
Got's me some powers...!!!
Syren
*gropes self*
F*cking awesome cry
Itzak
Originally posted by Syren
*gropes self*
F*cking awesome cry
*takes to hug you but can't because of your boobs* ermm
lord xyz
I got nothing! cry
A.J
Originally posted by Dusty
Merry Dusty-mas. I Hereby claim August 8th The Dusty-mas. Bleh.
A.J:
You get to turn 16. Happy birthday
Thanks Dusty.
A.J
Originally posted by lord xyz
I got nothing! cry And yet he mentioned me
lord xyz
Originally posted by A.J
And yet he mentioned me
mhm
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Dusty
Merry Dusty-mas. I Hereby claim August 8th The Dusty-mas. Bleh.
GIFTS! Who wants gifts?!
*JacopeX sits on Dusty's lap*
Here's a Dictionary young lad!!
Who's next?!
Vinny Valentine:
You get secks. 100% concentrated secks. Enjoy! I'll also give you a 'Most Perverted Member' category in the 'Mando Awards'! HOHO! Pervy bastard.
LanceWindu:
HO! What do you want young lad? Let me fetch something from my SACK. Goodies, My bag full of balls and other tinker toys, my santa bag. Allright, here we are; you get the bashoob! The bashoob is a new invention that allows you to bash noobs without being caught.
Silver_Tears:
You get me. All silky smooth and rubbed up in butter. Wrapped up. Just don't leave me in the closet. Butter stinks after a while.
spoony:
Moderator Powers. The catch is, you can't use them.
Ladyluck:
An empty box!
Syren:
RLY BIG BOOBS!
~Da moose~:
You get coal. The best coal in the world.
A.J:
You get to turn 16. Happy birthday
Lana:
You get your Photoshop CS2 back. HOHO!
K.Diddy
Itzak:
You get a username that makes more sense. ooooh I just got it.
Barker:
A female member named Meower. Enjoy.
Ritoshi:
More superman videos
Mist:
Your avatar back. Seriously where the hell is it?
That's all the presents I have today. G'day.
Whoa whoa whoa! Syren gets really big boobs and I get coal? I want really big boobs too.
*leans in conversationally*
But I digress. What's all this coal shite aboot?
lord xyz
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Whoa whoa whoa! Syren gets really big boobs and I get coal? I want really big boobs too.
*leans in conversationally*
But I digress. What's all this coal shite aboot? Coal's not that bad, you could give it to Barker in exchange for a penis.
The best one was JacopeX's present.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by lord xyz
Coal's not that bad, you could give it to Barker in exchange for a penis.
The best one was JacopeX's present.
My present was by far the best. Doesn't everybody want an empty box?
A.J
Originally posted by lord xyz
mhm
lord xyz
Originally posted by Ladyluck
My present was by far the best. Doesn't everybody want an empty box?
Boxes are the best!
They're even better than bags!
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by lord xyz
Coal's not that bad, you could give it to Barker in exchange for a penis.
The best one was JacopeX's present.
Are you saying I don't HAVE a penis? Because I do. For real.
Jacopex....if you listen to him tell it, the best thing Dusty could have given him was a copy of Scared Straight.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Ladyluck
My present was by far the best. Doesn't everybody want an empty box?
I love your box.
I meant that to sound dirty, I'm stupid that way.
Ladyluck
Originally posted by lord xyz
Boxes are the best!
They're even better than bags!
Damn right they are!
TOH
Originally posted by Dusty
Merry Dusty-mas. I Hereby claim August 8th The Dusty-mas. Bleh.
GIFTS! Who wants gifts?!
*JacopeX sits on Dusty's lap*
Here's a Dictionary young lad!!
Who's next?!
Vinny Valentine:
You get secks. 100% concentrated secks. Enjoy! I'll also give you a 'Most Perverted Member' category in the 'Mando Awards'! HOHO! Pervy bastard.
LanceWindu:
HO! What do you want young lad? Let me fetch something from my SACK. Goodies, My bag full of balls and other tinker toys, my santa bag. Allright, here we are; you get the bashoob! The bashoob is a new invention that allows you to bash noobs without being caught.
Silver_Tears:
You get me. All silky smooth and rubbed up in butter. Wrapped up. Just don't leave me in the closet. Butter stinks after a while.
spoony:
Moderator Powers. The catch is, you can't use them.
Ladyluck:
An empty box!
Syren:
RLY BIG BOOBS!
~Da moose~:
You get coal. The best coal in the world.
A.J:
You get to turn 16. Happy birthday
Lana:
You get your Photoshop CS2 back. HOHO!
K.Diddy
Itzak:
You get a username that makes more sense. ooooh I just got it.
Barker:
A female member named Meower. Enjoy.
Ritoshi:
More superman videos
Mist:
Your avatar back. Seriously where the hell is it?
That's all the presents I have today. G'day.
Nah, I never believed in you anyway mhm
Ladyluck
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I love your box.
I meant that to sound dirty, I'm stupid that way.
Barker
Originally posted by lord xyz
Coal's not that bad, you could give it to Barker in exchange for a penis.
Keep my Penis out of this, XYZ Jedi.
lord xyz
Originally posted by TOH
Nah, I never believed in you anyway mhm
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Damn right they are! Boxes are good for anything!
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are you saying I don't HAVE a penis? Because I do. For real.
Jacopex....if you listen to him tell it, the best thing Dusty could have given him was a copy of Scared Straight.
Why have a penis when you've got antlers?
lord xyz
Originally posted by Barker
Keep my Penis out of this, XYZ Jedi. You too PloKoon Forever.
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by lord xyz
Why have a penis when you've got antlers?
Primarily for sex and peeing. Other stuff too though.
lord xyz
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Primarily for sex and peeing. Other stuff too though. hmm
Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
Ew mhm Speeking of... naughty
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by Ladyluck
--Inside Moose's mind--
**A girl laughing at me? Is that because she thinks I'm funny or because I have something on my face? And if she does think I'm funny, is it funny haha, or, funny as in "I'm just going to laugh at him and back away slowly"? DUMMY! You're being paranoid. Talk to the girl. AND SAY WHAT? Just be witty and original again, it's working!!**
*Clears throat* So...ahem, you're....umm....a girl...eh? How's that, umm, going for you....so far.....?*cough*
lord xyz
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
--Inside Moose's mind--
**A girl laughing at me? Is that because she thinks I'm funny or because I have something on my face? And if she does think I'm funny, is it funny haha, or, funny as in "I'm just going to laugh at him and back away slowly"? DUMMY! You're being paranoid. Talk to the girl. AND SAY WHAT? Just be witty and original again, it's working!!**
*Clears throat* So...ahem, you're....umm....a girl...eh? How's that, umm, going for you....so far.....?*cough* Wow.
Tptmanno1
I've been snubbed..
How dare you Dusty-clause...
~Da Moose~
Originally posted by lord xyz
Wow.
I know. It hurts.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
I've been snubbed..
How dare you Dusty-clause... ermm Who are you?
lord xyz
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know. It hurts. How old are you?
Ladyluck
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
--Inside Moose's mind--
**A girl laughing at me? Is that because she thinks I'm funny or because I have something on my face? And if she does think I'm funny, is it funny haha, or, funny as in "I'm just going to laugh at him and back away slowly"? DUMMY! You're being paranoid. Talk to the girl. AND SAY WHAT? Just be witty and original again, it's working!!**
*Clears throat* So...ahem, you're....umm....a girl...eh? How's that, umm, going for you....so far.....?*cough*
Omg I freaking love you. lol
lord xyz
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Omg I freaking love you. lol **I need to get in on this!**
Tadaa! That was actually me, I am ~Da Moose~'s sock!
Itzak
Originally posted by lord xyz
**I need to get in on this!**
Tadaa! That was actually me, I am ~Da Moose~'s sock!
*smacks* Down doggy!
DigiMark007
Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
--Inside Moose's mind--
**A girl laughing at me? Is that because she thinks I'm funny or because I have something on my face? And if she does think I'm funny, is it funny haha, or, funny as in "I'm just going to laugh at him and back away slowly"? DUMMY! You're being paranoid. Talk to the girl. AND SAY WHAT? Just be witty and original again, it's working!!**
*Clears throat* So...ahem, you're....umm....a girl...eh? How's that, umm, going for you....so far.....?*cough*
Wow. Yeah, flashback of every day of my life.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Itzak
*smacks* Down doggy! Who are you, my master?
Lana
You fixed my laptop then?!
Itzak
Originally posted by lord xyz
Who are you, my master?
Something sick like that, yes. ermm
lord xyz
Originally posted by Itzak
Something sick like that, yes. ermm Whip me master, I've had dirty thoughts about A.J!
Lana
Originally posted by lord xyz
ermm Who are you?
Someone a billion times cooler than you could ever be
Itzak
Originally posted by lord xyz
Whip me master, I've had dirty thoughts about A.J!
That.. deserves more than just a whipping.
Ye shall die a slow death.
TOH
Originally posted by Lana
Someone a billion times cooler than you could ever be
He does not know the pie cult ermm
Lana
Originally posted by TOH
He does not know the pie cult ermm
No, he doesnt. Pitiful.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Itzak
That.. deserves more than just a whipping.
Ye shall die a slow death. O.o
Originally posted by TOH
He does not know the pie cult ermm PIE!!
Where?
Thorinn
I don't beleive in Dusty-Clause, because i'm a big boy.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Thorinn
I don't beleive in Dusty-Clause, because i'm a big boy.
naughty
TOH
Originally posted by Thorinn
I don't beleive in Dusty-Clause, because i'm a big boy.
Is it another way to tell us that you're fat?
Thorinn
Originally posted by lord xyz
naughty NO
Originally posted by TOH
Is it another way to tell us that you're fat?
NO
lord xyz
Originally posted by TOH
Is that another way to tell us that you're fat?
Tptmanno1
Originally posted by lord xyz
ermm Who are you?
wow? really?
that hasen't happened in quite some tome, I don't frequent the OTF much, just post in odd threads,
Used to be in Sig duel alot..
GDF and music are more my area...
silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
Meower. gurs
Better than Silver_Tears' gift anyway. ermm
At least I get to lick butter off mine ermm
And by butter I mean body butter that tastes like passion fruit droolio
Oh and btw it's silver_tears, hoe mhm
Itzak
Originally posted by Thorinn
I don't beleive in Dusty-Clause, because i'm a big boy.
Shut yo mouth! Or I'll sick the gay fairy (AKA K.Diddy) on you.
lord xyz
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
wow? really?
that hasen't happened in quite some tome, I don't frequent the OTF much, just post in odd threads,
Used to be in Sig duel alot..
GDF and music are more my area... I'm GDF n OTF.
Originally posted by Itzak
Shut your mouth! Or I'll sick the gay fairy (AKA K.Diddy) on you.
Us are improtant.
And Rs.
Itzak
Originally posted by lord xyz
I'm GDF n OTF.
Us are improtant.
I was using the term "Yo". As in "Yo homie, you missed the ' between the U's and misspelled 'important'". tongue_ss
And you being racist or something, Niggah? shock
silver_tears
Originally posted by lord xyz
I'm GDF n OTF.
Us are improtant.
And Rs.
How pathetic
TOH
Originally posted by lord xyz
I'm GDF n OTF.
Us are improtant.
And Rs.
Originally posted by Itzak
I was using the term "Yo". As in "Yo homie, you missed the ' between the U's and misspelled 'important'". tongue_ss
And you being racist or something, Niggah? shock
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-41174.jpg
lord xyz
Originally posted by silver_tears
How pathetic
Yep.
Originally posted by Itzak
I was using the term "Yo". As in "Yo homie, you missed the ' between the U's and misspelled 'important'". tongue_ss
And you being racist or something, Niggah? shock Actually in the rest of the world we don't use apostrophes.
silver_tears
What world are you from?
Itzak
Originally posted by silver_tears
How pathetic
Quite so, my dear Watson. herbhat2
Originally posted by TOH
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/owned-41174.jpg
Ouch! shock
Originally posted by lord xyz
Yep.
Actually in the rest of the world we don't use apostrophes.
Do you live in a cave? And in that case why are you spelling "don't" with an apostrophe?
lord xyz
Originally posted by Itzak
Quite so, my dear Watson. herbhat2
Ouch! shock
Do you live in a cave? And in that case why are you spelling "don't" with an apostrophe?
I meant in that context.
silver_tears
That's impossible because then you have us for example, as in the plural of me.
Syren
Originally posted by lord xyz
Whip me master, I've had dirty thoughts about A.J!
That's gross.
Also, you're losing this battle... run while you still can!!
(Where's my KMC Card?)
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I get the best one!
Compared to Mine? Psssht mhm
Syren
Vinny
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Syren
Vinny
Syren
Sex?
lord xyz
Originally posted by Syren
That's gross.
Also, you're losing this battle... run while you still can!!
(Where's my KMC Card?) I'm thinking about what to say about you.
Syren
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Syren
Sex?
Not a chance... just be happy in the knowledge that I noticed you
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Syren
Not a chance... just be happy in the knowledge that I noticed you
Yeah, when I heard you say my name I was like "
"
Itzak
Originally posted by silver_tears
That's impossible because then you have us for example, as in the plural of me.
I'll handle him, dear. eyes
Syren
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Yeah, when I heard you say my name I was like "
"
Well, if truth be told when I saw your name I was like "
"
silver_tears
Originally posted by Itzak
I'll handle him, dear. eyes
You do that, the stupidity is givin' me the vapors faint
Syren
Nice, Sil...
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Syren
Well, if truth be told when I saw your name I was like "
"
Thats just completely and utterly Teh Sex
silver_tears
Originally posted by Syren
Nice, Sil...
whistling Madam, how many I assist you?
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by silver_tears
whistling Madam, how many I assist you?
She wants you to sleep with me.
Twice.
Syren
Originally posted by silver_tears
whistling Madam, how many I assist you?
Is that an open-ended question or do I have to keep it clean? eyes
Lana
Originally posted by Syren
Is that an open-ended question or do I have to keep it clean? eyes
Don't keep it clean don't keep it clean don't keep it clean...
silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
She wants you to sleep with me.
Twice.
Only twice? cry
It's okay baby, you'll forget that bit when we get started petpet
silver_tears
Originally posted by Syren
Is that an open-ended question or do I have to keep it clean? eyes
Notice 'whistling'
Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Syren
Is that an open-ended question or do I have to keep it clean? eyes
Just go with the open-ended bit.
-AC
Syren
So, not clean then?
Lana
Was my post any indication of that?
Syren
Maybe... but I wanted to tease you. The climax will be even more enjoyable that way
shock Did I just say *climax*?
Lana
Originally posted by Syren
Maybe... but I wanted to tease you. The climax will be even more enjoyable that way
shock Did I just say *climax*?
*checks post*
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you just did.
silver_tears
This was about me and somehow I've been forgotten mhm
Syren
You want *climax* too? Syren help.
silver_tears
Do I.
That's not a question, it's Yoda speak
Syren
To have and to hold?
silver_tears
Forever and ever? Why syren I never thought you'd ask eyes
Alpha Centauri
This is brilliant.
-AC
Syren
Originally posted by silver_tears
Forever and ever? Why syren I never though you'd ask eyes
I've been keeping my true urges under wraps for so long, I'm almost bursting at the seams flirt
silver_tears
Originally posted by Syren
I've been keeping my true urges under wraps for so long, I'm almost bursting at the seams flirt
If that's not a visual I don't know what is flirt1
Syren
You're riding my wavelength so tightly I can see sparks lady
silver_tears
I'm just gutter-minded what can I say
Alpha Centauri
Nice and that, but please continue riding her wavelength.
-AC
silver_tears
Well for us to fit she's gonna have to move over, just so I can get in there. dodgy
Too far?
Syren
Not far enough, not by a long shot.
*shifts self*
Better?
silver_tears
Raise your left leg a little and that'll do it hm
Alpha Centauri
I'm waiting the explanation as to why you've both stopped.
Don't be shy, it's natural and the best.
-AC
Syren
There's no stopping here, I'm just making myself comfortable.
*wriggles a little*
silver_tears
I'm just getting myself ready to fit
silver_tears
Haha another time though, I must run.
Alpha Centauri
Wait...fit?
Irene...if there's something I don't know about you, I'd rather know now.
-AC
Nazgulinthedark
Where is my present? cry
A.J
HAHA
Anyway i got my present now that im 16
thanks dusty
Nazgulinthedark
Good for you. Go get your license and leave me alone. I want my present.
A.J
You get know present with that atitude.
Nazgulinthedark
'know' present? Are you sure you didn't just turn 7?
silver_tears
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Wait...fit?
Irene...if there's something I don't know about you, I'd rather know now.
-AC
Could it be that I'm utterly fantastic? icon5
DanZeke25
This thread needs more me.
silver_tears
So you just shove yourself in do you?!?!
Terrorist. disgust
-Tired Hiker-
I didn't get a gift? *goes and slices wrists*
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I didn't get a gift? *goes and slices wrists*
I think you might need a Bandage sir.
silver_tears
I'm posting it here for the world to see Dustin, lets not hide our love anymore! droolio
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5486/me4ag0.jpg
I hope you guys can read the crappy quality
Vinny Valentine
You and I should have Secks.
Dusty's one lucky Kid disgust
silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You and I should have Secks.
Dusty's one lucky Kid disgust
Do you want a sign too darling? petpet
TOH
Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm posting it here for the world to see Dustin, lets not hide our love anymore! droolio
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/5486/me4ag0.jpg
I hope you guys can read the crappy quality
let me see...
Dustin
..............
.......................
sucks (?)
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by silver_tears
Do you want a sign too darling? petpet
Possibly
*Runs around the room then into a wall*
silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Possibly
*Runs around the room then into a wall*
I might be able to do that hm
Dusty
Originally posted by TOH
let me see...
Dustin
..............
.......................
sucks (?)
No cookie for you.
Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Dusty
No cookie for you.
The Only Verdict is VV
Originally posted by silver_tears
I might be able to do that hm
Really? That would be Teh Sex.
TOH
Originally posted by Dusty
No cookie for you.
Sorry...I can't find my glasses... geek
Dusty
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
The Only Verdict is VV
Originally posted by Dusty
That vermin Vinny Valentine, is no veneer of vanity, but rather a vacant-minded violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. Who has vanished very vacantly. My view of value shall be violent towards the vigilant and the virtuous.
silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Really? That would be Teh Sex.
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9488/me6gm0.jpg
Dusty
Vinster?!
silver_tears
Originally posted by Dusty
Vinster?!
Vinny Valentine
Profiled.
Thanks
silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Profiled.
Thanks
mwah1
God that smilie looks like a tramp.
Dusty
For a second I thought it said "Vinnifer"
TOH
Originally posted by silver_tears
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9488/me6gm0.jpg
silver_tears
Originally posted by TOH
Jealous mhm
TOH
Originally posted by silver_tears
Jealous mhm
silver_tears
I demand a pic of you, right now.
silver_tears
Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Profiled.
Thanks
I just read said profile again crytighthug
Thank you.
TOH
Originally posted by silver_tears
I demand a pic of you, right now.
silver_tears
All things considering, that's an awesome drawing
But I want a real piccy weep
Fëanor
Originally posted by silver_tears
mwah1
God that smilie looks like a tramp. the red lips kinda reminds me of that gremlin that wanted to kiss that guy in the bathroom in the second movie, actually.
i take it no one saw that movie?
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