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halo i ma duthc my name is jaap ia m 40 yere old and i live in dutch i have 2 kids one is 42 the othre is 67 it was just his birfday i liek eating and taken shotr wlaks on teh behactch so ldaies im stil singel and virigin

ROFL NOOB

U cant b virgin with 2 ikds

and U cant have a kid older than u...............i u think u r lyig trooll

this is what the welcome thread is for. But hello and welcome to KMC


woa....I just noticed that!!!!!

40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!!

ummm.. hi.... nice to meet you

*falls to the floor laughing* lol

sock?

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
this is what the welcome thread is for. But hello and welcome to KMC
thanks you i hoep i wil b good and maek grate justis here

Originally posted by bigbran
sock?

probably

dont flame heim bcuz he hasnzt lold virginity maybe he is waiting for rite one or he is fat....................................................................

BEST THREAD EVAR!

i mute a well take teh cahnce
hi i am new here i have ony b en in hte star awuz forum but now i wil post here tooo )))))))

SOCKNESS

Originally posted by nekon
halo i ma duthc my name is jaap ia m 40 yere old and i live in dutch i have 2 kids one is 42 the othre is 67 it was just his birfday i liek eating and taken shotr wlaks on teh behactch so ldaies im stil singel and virigin

herbshnone

Originally posted by bigbran
sock?


****!

and sry for my typign it mite look retard but its cos it is late ehere and i am in a hurry!!!!!

Originally posted by nekon
thanks you i hoep i wil b good and maek grate justis here

PLEASE do us a favor and learn how to spell...I have no CLUE what you just said.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
BEST THREAD EVAR!
halo it is very wired i am name my son soemthing that is sound liek your name only in duthc titt meens ssick it is good naem and i naemd him aftre ym frst grlfriend she is 78 yere ioold nad lives in rotterdam her neam is paula and i lvoe her ver ymucch i love you pala coem bakc to me

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
PLEASE do us a favor and learn how to spell...I have no CLUE what you just said. i think hesad

thx u and i think i will make goood post here

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
PLEASE do us a favor and learn how to spell...I have no CLUE what you just said. im sorry but that made me giggle like a school girl!

Originally posted by bigbran
im sorry but that made me giggle like a school girl! u quoted ur self lol

look
http://sharpei-dog.com/gallery/gallery_pups/pups_02.jpg

okye i em sory but i must go now to animal docrort mym apakreet si havign constpaiasiton sory for ym speling i dotn know very godo english

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
look
http://sharpei-dog.com/gallery/gallery_pups/pups_02.jpg

herbthumb

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
u quoted ur self lol no i quoted blacksunshine.
or...
noo eye qotded balckksunhsine

dude ol i cant rad u

u talk like yoda in drunk

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
dude ol i cant rad u

u talk like yoda in drunk yes.....

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
i think hesad

thx u and i think i will make goood post here

well grr then...geez. I dont care

Originally posted by bigbran
im sorry but that made me giggle like a school girl!

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
dude ol i cant rad u

u talk like yoda in drunk whatever you said, but times it by 2!!

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
well grr then...geez. I dont care then obloylsy ondont post

hey my paraekete just is to go dead and im notk now what i am muts do i wil try to tyep slowere so i get betere speling okay oh it am go die oh nos what wili my dotter say

buddi u need 2 use the check speling butten n the bottem of the website

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
then obloylsy ondont post

OK now thats just scary....

Sock

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
buddi u need 2 use the check speling butten n the bottem of the website yes....
i am putting this in my profile.

Originally posted by nekon
hey my paraekete just is to go dead and im notk now what i am muts do i wil try to tyep slowere so i get betere speling okay oh it am go die oh nos what wili my dotter say

He's trying to communicate......

Originally posted by VanillaCocaCola
Sock if u mean me u r wrong

Originally posted by nekon
halo i ma duthc my name is jaap ia m 40 yere old and i live in dutch i have 2 kids one is 42 the othre is 67 it was just his birfday i liek eating and taken shotr wlaks on teh behactch so ldaies im stil singel and virigin
Did anyone understand a single word he just said?

no plies my frieednd say sokc is bad man pls i am not iam godo guy i just wntat to maek frends pls

look don't flame instead point out the selling arrows and give good tips so he can get Bettie at spelling don't Mark fun of him...............................

Originally posted by nekon
halo it is very wired i am name my son soemthing that is sound liek your name only in duthc titt meens ssick it is good naem and i naemd him aftre ym frst grlfriend she is 78 yere ioold nad lives in rotterdam her neam is paula and i lvoe her ver ymucch i love you pala coem bakc to me




I don't care if you are a sock or not you win at life.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Did anyone understand a single word he just said?

nope

Originally posted by nekon
no plies my frieednd say sokc is bad man pls i am not iam godo guy i just wntat to maek frends pls

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
look don't flame instead point out the selling arrows and give good tips so he can get Bettie at spelling don't Mark fun of him...............................

This makes baby jesus cry....

i use Selling check now s o helpfully i am impose soon.............

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
nope

I did. And it is funny as hell.

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
look don't flame instead point out the selling arrows and give good tips so he can get Bettie at spelling don't Mark fun of him...............................

Originally posted by Praylu
This makes baby jesus cry.... hell that makes chuck norris cry.
and everyone suffers...

anyway what are you guys doine

Originally posted by bigbran
hell that makes chock norris cry.
and everyone suffers... i fixe a spalleing mistake see if u find it

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
nope
Glad I'm not alone.

u guys sure are hostile

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
i fixe a spalleing mistake see if u find it ide fix yours, but then my wrist would hurt.
























just joking!





















or am i?

i haev fudond pctuere of ym parkaetet it is caleded suomething chineis i forgat what name is it am lokeo like thi s
oh it sysas i am SPAMER I AM MAE NOT SPAMERR i jstsu want ot maeke freinds

Poles tell me where they are so i can improper i have assay for English class sometimes in scholar..............

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
buddi u need 2 use the check speling butten n the bottem of the website
You should talk.

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
i fixe a spalleing mistake see if u find it hey, no you didnt! its spelled chuck, not chock!

Originally posted by bigbran
hell that makes chuck norris cry.
and everyone suffers...

You son of a b*tch. "Chack Norris." face-plain face-plain

EDIT: You beat me with your edit. Too bad Chuck Norris saw how you spelled his name. I give you 12 seconds left to live.

Originally posted by nekon
halo i ma duthc my name is jaap ia m 40 yere old and i live in dutch i have 2 kids one is 42 the othre is 67 it was just his birfday i liek eating and taken shotr wlaks on teh behactch so ldaies im stil singel and virigin

I can't even read that with glasses on. weep

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
You should talk. i profiled that quote.

Originally posted by DanZeke25
I did. And it is funny as hell.

I had to read it about 10 times before I knew what it said....it makes no sense.

SRY GUYS if i sometimes forget psellcheck but i do my best

neyawy hr is moere infromational of me
i like pizaz
i heav bin to very mchu cuntroy
i lkie to jgo evvry nicht

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
You should talk. why cant unjust tell me my arrows and i can fix them and b better et Eng's.....

Originally posted by nekon
neyawy hr is moere infromational of me
i like pizaz
i heav bin to very mchu cuntroy
i lkie to jgo evvry nicht
Cut the shit man, everyone knows you're a sock. NOBODY spells that bad.

btw wat do u think of my sig a gu named barkar made it for me

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Cut the shit man, everyone knows you're a sock. NOBODY spells that bad. i dunno wat sock is but ytes he is a bit bad speller...!!!!!!!!

blinkglare

This thread reeks of dirty laundry.

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
why cant unjust tell me my arrows and i can fix them and b better et Eng's.....

arrows

this is the offical best thread ever!!!

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
why cant unjust tell me my arrows and i can fix them and b better et Eng's.....

oak i wily use splotch now i hope= peephole wily be more nicer wen splotches i not know vary many Inglis spry

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
arrows

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
SRY GUYS if i sometimes forget psellcheck but i do my best Originally posted by nekon
neyawy hr is moere infromational of me
i like pizaz
i heav bin to very mchu cuntroy
i lkie to jgo evvry nicht

OMG! cry My eyes hurt! THE PAIN! cry STOP! Just STOP! It hurts*shoots self* cry

Originally posted by bigbran
this is the offical best thread ever!!!

no kidding

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
arrows is that not it LOL

spellcheck is not good ;=:=

Originally posted by bigbran
sock?
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
probably

ever notice how every new person turns out to be a sock.
everytime they have been, i knew.

This thread should be STICKIED!

His name is Jaap. He is 40 years old, has 2 kids, one is 42, the other is 67, it was just one of there birthdays. He likes to take short walks on the beach, and he is single and still a virgin.

His son has a similar name to mine, which in dutch means "Sick". He named that son after his girlfriend Paula who is 78 years old.

wow and nobody still Anders my spellers Judson...

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
This thread should be STICKIED! yes...

Originally posted by bigbran
ever notice how every new person turns out to be a sock.
everytime they have been, i knew.
i ma NATO a sock IBM douche!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
wow and nobody still Anders my spellers Judson... hfff, hff....

Originally posted by nekon
i ma NATO a sock IBM douche!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cum again?

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
This thread should be STICKIED!

... At the bottom of the ocean. tongue_ss

u said cum

Originally posted by DanZeke25
His name is Jaap. He is 40 years old, has 2 kids, one is 42, the other is 67, it was just one of there birthdays. He likes to take short walks on the beach, and he is single and still a virgin.

His son has a similar name to mine, which in dutch means "Sick". He named that son after his girlfriend Paula who is 78 years old.

Hey, what's that one smilie with the little dude running around in circles flailing his arms about? I want that one so bad.

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
u said cum thats how i spell it, if you havent noticed.
its shorter and sexual.

how do i sticky i authored

Originally posted by DanZeke25

yes and i am liking pizaz and jocking

Originally posted by nekon
i ma NATO a sock IBM douche!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think thats what omen said to me, until he got banned.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Hey, what's that one smilie with the little dude running around in circles flailing his arms about? I want that one so bad.

i thought i knew......















































but i dont

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Hey, what's that one smilie with the little dude running around in circles flailing his arms about? I want that one so bad.

Can't touch this...

firefirefireph

I am still trying to figure out the point of this thread.

Originally posted by nekon
yes and i am liking pizaz and jocking jocking?

Originally posted by DanZeke25
His name is Jaap. He is 40 years old, has 2 kids, one is 42, the other is 67, it was just one of there birthdays. He likes to take short walks on the beach, and he is single and still a virgin.

His son has a similar name to mine, which in dutch means "Sick". He named that son after his girlfriend Paula who is 78 years old.


That made me freaking laugh so hard. horse

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I am still trying to figure out the point of this thread. its a damn funny hello thread.
this thread has to stay open!!

Originally posted by bigbran
i think thats what omen said to me, until he got banned.
i am doing us espelechk not goed?

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
i thought i knew......















































but i dont
MOO!
Originally posted by Itzak
Can't touch this...

firefirefireph
What's the code puh-lease!?

Originally posted by bigbran
hell that makes chack norris cry.
and everyone suffers...

Indeed.....

http://i5.tinypic.com/242whue.jpg

http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/horse.gif


LOL

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I am still trying to figure out the point of this thread.

there isnt one

actuli i have aksde people 2 poitn out spell errors meny times........................

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
MOO!

What's the code puh-lease!?

firefierfireph.

Originally posted by Praylu
Indeed.....

http://i5.tinypic.com/242whue.jpg did everyone just feel the effects of the moon faling?

#firefierfireph##firefierfireph#

Thank you!

i Will say Agni
u pl are not helpful UT hostler...

hapy birtdy for i am reaching six pagses thanks yu al yuo haev enben rly nice i wil telly your moer abou tme

oky i hav has playied half lief and thare is women in hal f lfie she is relayl bjuteaful what her naem id onknow but i liking half life

Originally posted by DanZeke25
His name is Jaap. He is 40 years old, has 2 kids, one is 42, the other is 67, it was just one of there birthdays. He likes to take short walks on the beach, and he is single and still a virgin.

His son has a similar name to mine, which in dutch means "Sick". He named that son after his girlfriend Paula who is 78 years old.

Hey it's NOT working!

dan stop spam..............!

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Hey it's NOT working!

Use ~ firefirefireph~ without the space.

Originally posted by Obi-Wan Kenobi'
dan stop spam..............!
What spam? Shut your face!
Originally posted by Itzak
Use ~ firefirefireph~ without the space.
firefirefireph

this is quickly getting a lot of posts.
this could be the next 1 000 000 post game.

i am slo very liking stor wars nde my faiforit peeple is enkeon ankeon anakni yu nkow he hsa blue swdrod of lazer and he klilsl mase widnu in elevator

firefirefireph

Originally posted by Itzak
Use ~ firefirefireph~ without the space.
Sweet, I got it to work!
firefirefirephfirefirefirephfirefirefireph

Originally posted by bigbran
did everyone just feel the effects of the moon faling?

That usually happens when Norris cries.

ilovemydaniel what is ur asl

okey totay we not only tlaking abaut me btu too tlkaing abuto gaems i lei k gaesm i hav pleayed word of microsfot but it am being boring vary sono du you haev ayn gaems which being gdood?

Originally posted by nekon
i am slo very liking stor wars nde my faiforit peeple is enkeon ankeon anakni yu nkow he hsa blue swdrod of lazer and he klilsl mase widnu in elevator ok time to say it in other words.

i am also liking star wars. and my favorite people is anakin skywalker. anakin, you know, he has a blue sword of laser, and he kills mace windu in the elevator.

Why do you care? Dude........


firefirefireph <-----My new favorite smilie. w00t

cos im bord and wana talk 2 som1

Originally posted by bigbran
ok time to say it in other words.

i am also liking star wars. and my favorite people is anakin skywalker. anakin, you know, he has a blue sword od laser, and he kills mace windu in the elevator.
yes oky i wil try to typing godoo now i typing slow vary many so yuo wil undarstent ok i also liking vary many obisexual 1 becoz he has beard

Originally posted by Praylu
That usually happens when Norris cries. thats why the world is safe, because he never cries.

Originally posted by nekon
...i lei k gaesm...

herbthumb

Originally posted by nekon
okey totay we not only tlaking abaut me btu too tlkaing abuto gaems i lei k gaesm i hav pleayed word of microsfot but it am being boring vary sono du you haev ayn gaems which being gdood?
Translation: I like talking about orgasms. My penis is microscopic and I am very boring. Does anyone have any good games?

c u ppl sleep time :=

Originally posted by Barker

Originally posted by bigbran
thats why the world is safe, because he never cries.

True,

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer....too bad he has never cried."

Possibly my next fact of the day.

ok so many many what liking moveis you guys i usuhasly wach the matriks wit my son really many becus he am is dementing and he forgests what si moveie about

Dude you remind me of Don Vito.

Originally posted by Barker

Originally posted by Praylu
True,

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer....too bad he has never cried."

Possibly my next fact of the day.

Originally posted by Barker

Originally posted by nekon
i am slo very liking stor wars nde my faiforit peeple is enkeon ankeon anakni yu nkow he hsa blue swdrod of lazer and he klilsl mase widnu in elevator

Can you spell stupid? Or anything at all for that matter?

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
Dude you remind me of Don Vito. thansk yuo wat is ene down vito is tat frmo shoe no mtv viva la bam i liek shoe he maekes me lauf and don viato is reely fat i ma nto feta i go to sporting doing center evry friday

Originally posted by Itzak
Can you spell stupid? Or anything at all for that matter?
I like cheeseburgers.

Originally posted by nekon
ok so many many what liking moveis you guys i usuhasly wach the matriks wit my son really many becus he am is dementing and he forgests what si moveie about

Your son's demented? uhm

every time i read your post, i read it in a german accent.
does anyone else do this?

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
I like cheeseburgers. i ma also lioking ches ebutelgers i malking them myslef and cow at faarmm mmaekign milk

or no a dutch accent.

Originally posted by nekon
i ma also lioking ches ebutelgers i malking them myslef and cow at faarmm mmaekign milk
Yeah...uhh....I watch Disney Channel too.

Originally posted by ILoveMyDaniel
I like cheeseburgers.

I like cheese.......... with burgers. herbnone

Originally posted by Itzak
I like cheese.......... with burgers. herbnone
w00t

Originally posted by bigbran


You've never seen Chuck Norris facts?!?!?!

Originally posted by Itzak
Can you spell stupid? Or anything at all for that matter?


Dude, he is joking. You should be called stupid for actually believing he actually spells that way.