Itzak
Well, consider this...
23 year-old Jimmy sprang out of his bed one morning to the sound of his dog choking on his glasses. Naturally he went to grab his glasses to find out what was making all that gagging noise. Still not being able to find his glasses, he thought to himself **Maybe I left them downstairs**. Quickly he opened the door but then tripped over the dog and tumbled down the stairs. Only to land on his cat... which was still in the middle of eating his goldfish. A little dizzy from the fall he slowly got up, and began to wander around the room before bumping into his Mother then suddenly realising he forgot to get dressed.
Mother: "Jimmy, you smell like sex! Who was it with this time?"
Jimmy: "I.... I don't know" He said while walking back to his room like a drunk.
A bit later in the day, well Jimmy was out getting gas for his car. He got a call from his sister saying his Grandmother died the day before by choking on a peanut. Still on the phone he failed to stop at a red light and hammers into the front of a yellow Ferrari. Amazingly Jimmy survives the crash and starts to get out of the car to see if the guy in the Ferrari is ok. He pulls the guy out then suddenly realises it's his lawyer who was in the Ferrari! Exactly at that same moment he gets a call from his Mom saying his Dad had a heartattack and is in the hospital and that he needs to be there ASAP. Stunned of all that's happening, he runs across the street and gets hit by a car...
The moral of the story...? Look both ways before you cross the street.
So the next time you think you're having a bad day, remember Jimmy.
23 year-old Jimmy sprang out of his bed one morning to the sound of his dog choking on his glasses. Naturally he went to grab his glasses to find out what was making all that gagging noise. Still not being able to find his glasses, he thought to himself **Maybe I left them downstairs**. Quickly he opened the door but then tripped over the dog and tumbled down the stairs. Only to land on his cat... which was still in the middle of eating his goldfish. A little dizzy from the fall he slowly got up, and began to wander around the room before bumping into his Mother then suddenly realising he forgot to get dressed.
Mother: "Jimmy, you smell like sex! Who was it with this time?"
Jimmy: "I.... I don't know" He said while walking back to his room like a drunk.
A bit later in the day, well Jimmy was out getting gas for his car. He got a call from his sister saying his Grandmother died the day before by choking on a peanut. Still on the phone he failed to stop at a red light and hammers into the front of a yellow Ferrari. Amazingly Jimmy survives the crash and starts to get out of the car to see if the guy in the Ferrari is ok. He pulls the guy out then suddenly realises it's his lawyer who was in the Ferrari! Exactly at that same moment he gets a call from his Mom saying his Dad had a heartattack and is in the hospital and that he needs to be there ASAP. Stunned of all that's happening, he runs across the street and gets hit by a car...
The moral of the story...? Look both ways before you cross the street.
So the next time you think you're having a bad day, remember Jimmy.
CAUSE ITZAK HAD A BAD DAY!
I just realised. Bush looks like herb in that picture... herbhat2