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Things you hear women say ... is oh.yes FINTI do it again :shy:

And "it" is referring to going away.

they realy call u finity?

it recall to things you will experience in your future LE147
FINTI you illeterate vampire

I've experience leaving before.

wait until the third base girl......

hey, i'm underaged now....u have any ideea what you're talkin' bout here? U should have big warnings or somethin'. Think about the little kids.

Finti...the over-acheiving viking.

I'm surprised you even talk to women, finti.

He probably beheads them with his battle axe if they dump him.

Dump him? When was he ever going out with one?

Sex chat girls don't count.

i hear women saying to me "oh my god, its huge"

*snip snip*

What are they saying now?

that its only 9 inches now.

Mrs.MM's most repeated sentance to me is, "...I can't believe how drunk you were last night, you must phone up and apologise to -Insert Name- today...".

a surprise you even know what a telephone is after those drinks?

MM is the only honest man in this forum.

That is hardly true! I waste no time at all in putting myself down in regards to my relationships with women!

You've never put yourself down where we're concerned...

Come on Ush, exorcize the demons. Tell us something really embarrassing about yourself, not connected to your prowess with the ladies.

Errr... I'm crappy with heights?

At guessing them or actually being at them?

*Mental picture of Ush giving a Police Officer an eye wintess statement, "....yes officer, he was about 18 foot 11 inches tall, I think...."*

Sadly I am crap in the less amusing way.

*Imagines Ush in a toilet and flushes* I always thought you were a person...

Good one Mech !!

*mental note - don't ask Ush to take me to top of clock tower when I come over*

Sticky Ush.

Whatever you do, DON'T ask me to climb up St. Paul's Cathedral with you, which has the most evil stairway ever.

St. Paul's also forms the core of my amusing failed suicide escapade of several years back. Anyone who wants to come to London, I will happily give them the tour so I can reveal the full extent of my incompetence at such a seemingly simple thing!

Well I'm glad you failed !! Yes, I'll go on the tour. How much film will I need ?

Better set your video camera to long play.

*snifs air*
is that the smell of a challenge?

In your case it's the smell of relief.

Oh sod it we don't listen anyway so how would we know?

well when it is repeated like 1000 times you get this sinking feeling of something you should have remembered.

And then of course... it's too late.

oh! teehee! thought it was something else, more stinky

We WERE talking about you.

you're right, interesting subject.
I myself can talk about myself for hours

Then do it somewhere else.

this thread?

Somewhere ELSE!!!! Like, way away from here.

if I didn't knew better, I would say you want me out of here!

Yerss, its only supposed to be the women you don't listen to properly.

Women also say "oh, I broke a nail".

But since my nails are cut very short right now, I don't say that.

want me to buy some fakes to wear?

No. Then I have trouble typing on my laptop keyboard.

want to buy a bigger keyboard?

I like this one just fine. Its my new one, remember ?

ah, but I wanted to buy you a PC