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Staying with the humorous theme, here are your nominees for funniest female....

Funniest? not sexiest?

*doesn't vote*

Hahahahahaha, females can't be funny, silly. It's unnatural.

I'm on that list? Is this some kind of sick joke?

I think you are funny...

Ronny, Syren or LF...*bites lip* I can't choose.

I think this should have been the sexiest instead of the funniest.


But my vote goes to LethalFemm b/c she never fails to make me laugh.

I'd probably say it's Ronny, but there are some rather equal ones on there....still all get pwned by Ya Krunk'd Floo and he's not even on the male list...so...well...I don't want to sound sexist, but men are better.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I'm on that list? Is this some kind of sick joke?

Nope, you received 2 nominations.

Maybe if you all have a little patience, Sexiest Female will appear

LF w00t

Originally posted by Syren
Maybe if you all have a little patience, Sexiest Female will appear

LF w00t

I think she just did... naughty How YOU doin'?

Excellent, now you've said that blushing

Originally posted by Syren
Excellent, now you've said that blushing

Then my work here is done.

Oh, no, wait it isn't.

*hands you a rose and a fruit cup*

Thanks

Is your work done now? eyes

Originally posted by Syren
Thanks

Is your work done now? eyes

Not...if you don't want it to be?

I don't make the decisions here, I'm just a girl blushing

Originally posted by Syren
I don't make the decisions here, I'm just a girl blushing

good, you knopw where the place of a woman is (reminds me of that Simpsons episode)...

Originally posted by Syren
I don't make the decisions here, I'm just a girl blushing

that's very cute^-^

Thanks for voting for me, whoever just did winkiss

Bardock, I was going for the doll episode.

Originally posted by Syren
Thanks for voting for me, whoever just did winkiss

Bardock, I was going for the doll episode.

I know....why the hell would it remind me if you weren't...oh..because my superior mind makes connections others don't, I get it.

Funniest female? The answer is debbiejo. Everyone else is cardboard compared to her.

Where's the humanity?

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Funniest female? The answer is debbiejo. Everyone else is cardboard compared to her.

Where's the humanity?

On earth?

Yeah, thought so. Stupid movies alway try to trick me.

Originally posted by Syren
Thanks for voting for me, whoever just did winkiss

Bardock, I was going for the doll episode.


oh yeah..the Malibu Stacey one..

'Don't ask me, I'm just a girl..hehe hehe...'

I'm a bit of a Simpsons freak

Originally posted by Roulette
oh yeah..the Malibu Stacey one..

'Don't ask me, I'm just a girl..hehe hehe...'

I'm a bit of a Simpsons freak

And just a girl



Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Yeah, thought so. Stupid movies alway try to trick me.

Yeah, those movies...they try to kill your brain and stuff...

Originally posted by Bardock42
And just a girl

*shakes fist at you*^-^

My profile says gender is unspecified.

Originally posted by lessthantom
My profile says gender is unspecified.

So specify it sistah!

Orr...borther.

greatness... I love these. I just hate saying who I voted for. bag

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Funniest female? The answer is debbiejo. Everyone else is cardboard compared to her.

Where's the humanity?

Tears, from the list.

-AC

I'm on another poll. Cool w00t

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I'm on another poll. Cool w00t


I bet you voted for yourself, didn't you? disgust

Originally posted by Leo.M
I bet you voted for yourself, didn't you? disgust

No, of course not.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
greatness... I love these. I just hate saying who I voted for. bag

It's ok, you can tell them you voted for me. I don't mind eyes

once again I never get to be in these polls... I am a girl not a guy...

Maybe you're just not funny?

(I kid, I kid... )

Originally posted by Syren
It's ok, you can tell them you voted for me. I don't mind eyes weeeheheheheell....for a small fee, i'll vote for ya

oh wait! i just noticed Sil and Fianna are on there. would help if i actually read the list.

Who did you vote for? I'd rather you voted for someone you actually thought deserved the title, I'll still love you

Originally posted by Syren
Who did you vote for? I'd rather you voted for someone you actually thought deserved the title, I'll still love you well, Sil and Fianna are the sexx! but you're funny and the sex! so let's have funny sex!

Me? Moosey those meds aren't working honey!

You are funny, at times. In fact, you've made me giggle on a number of occasions

Fair dues! Cheers Sy!

Ehh, I voted Ronny.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Staying with the humorous theme, here are your nominees for funniest female....



You spelt my name right touched
Oh Scott, run away with me.

Originally posted by Devalion
Fair dues! Cheers Sy!

You wuz nominated darlin, it wasn't me, and I quite think you are funny anyhow.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You spelt my name right touched
Oh Scott, run away with me.

But of course m'love...I am not a mere boy, I'm a man...I pay attention to the finer details.

Excellent, then we'll have no problems eyes

Originally posted by silver_tears
Excellent, then we'll have no problems eyes

Of course we won't. I'll make sure of that.

As long as you pay attention to details we'll get along just fine flirt1

leftright

So, third place... like it.

You Irene character.The one that chose to ignore me! mhm
What is your reaction to Italy winning the WC? detective

It's just for fun, don't worry about it.

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
As long as you pay attention to details we'll get along just fine flirt1

Honestly sweetheart, I'm 28. I've learned what details are important (your satisfaction) and what details aren't (mine). I've also learned how to make those details happen again and again....

Originally posted by Slay
You Irene character.The one that chose to ignore me! mhm
What is your reaction to Italy winning the WC? detective

I did no such thing! *scandalized*
And uh, lets not speak of it, my foot's still healing from kicking my wall dodgy

Her head is still healing from headbutting said wall after my pinpoint accuracy on betting.

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
I did no such thing! *scandalized*
And uh, lets not speak of it, my foot's still healing from kicking my wall dodgy
Might I say it was a...deserved win?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Honestly sweetheart, I'm 28. I've learned what details are important (your satisfaction) and what details aren't (mine). I've also learned how to make those details happen again and again....

And again and again and another time....

Speaking of 28, I saw the most gorgeous guy in the world, I'm talking better than Bradley Pitt gorgeous, and overheard that he was 28, I think that's when men hit their peak, I mean lookatchoo eyes

Originally posted by Slay
Might I say it was a...deserved win?

Get out.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Her head is still healing from headbutting said wall after my pinpoint accuracy on betting.

-AC

I don't headbutt, I'm a lady, I stomp disgust

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Her head is still healing from headbutting said wall after my pinpoint accuracy on betting.

-AC
The funny thing is that actually affects children.I was picking up my little brother from his match the other day.Guess what one kid did to an other?

Hahaha, he headbutted him! Haha! I bet that's what he did!

-AC

Originally posted by silver_tears
Get out.
disgust
Well I can't say France was that spectacular either...

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Hahaha, he headbutted him! Haha! I bet that's what he did!

-AC
glare

Originally posted by silver_tears
And again and again and another time....

Speaking of 28, I saw the most gorgeous guy in the world, I'm talking better than Bradley Pitt gorgeous, and overheard that he was 28, I think that's when men hit their peak, I mean lookatchoo eyes

Sure...whatever you want darlin...and then when we're finished, I'll make you food.

Oh for God's sake....you've never seen me up close and personal....I'm only marginally sexy.

I went to Centreville. I saw a girl who looked like you. But it wasn't.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Sure...whatever you want darlin...and then when we're finished, I'll make you food.

Oh for God's sake....you've never seen me up close and personal....I'm only marginally sexy.

I went to Centreville. I saw a girl who looked like you. But it wasn't.

You cook too? hm

I bet the guy I saw was in fact you, it was downtown during the weekend after all. He was probably you being marginally sexy which like I said, outdoes Bradley.

Well it's true, I wasn't at Centreville, but there was several hours during Saturday that I don't remember so maybe.
Did you enjoy it?

Originally posted by Slay
Well I can't say France was that spectacular either...

in_love I forgive them all their sins.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~

I went to Centreville. I saw a girl who looked like you. But it wasn't.

I heard about the I-Saw-Irene Incident.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You cook too? hm

I bet the guy I saw was in fact you, it was downtown during the weekend after all. He was probably you being marginally sexy which like I said, outdoes Bradley.

Well it's true, I wasn't at Centreville, but there was several hours during Saturday that I don't remember so maybe.
Did you enjoy it?



in_love I forgive them all their sins.
Do I smell patriotism?

Ah well,I can't say I was rooting for Italy or Netherlands either...

Originally posted by Syren
I heard about the I-Saw-Irene Incident.

You did? No...this was this past weekend.

It was the most anti-climatic World Cup ever, so much promise and it just flopped.

-AC

Originally posted by Slay
Do I smell patriotism?

Ah well,I can't say I was rooting for Italy or Netherlands either...

I'm not French

Originally posted by Syren
I heard about the I-Saw-Irene Incident.

There was a whole incident....now I'm curious.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It was the most anti-climatic World Cup ever, so much promise and it just flopped.

-AC
Indeed.
Bad to mediocre football.The only matches that were really...dare I say good.Nice to watch were Argentina-Mexico and Germany-Italy...

Originally posted by silver_tears
You cook too? hm

I bet the guy I saw was in fact you, it was downtown during the weekend after all. He was probably you being marginally sexy which like I said, outdoes Bradley.

Well it's true, I wasn't at Centreville, but there was several hours during Saturday that I don't remember so maybe.
Did you enjoy it?



in_love I forgive them all their sins.

Doubtful hon, but thank you for the nice nice words.

It was nice...it's a beautiful island....lots of kids.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm not French

Really?

You said you had European roots...Latvian?Moldavian?

Originally posted by silver_tears
I'm not French



There was a whole incident....now I'm curious.

There was no incident.

Originally posted by Slay
Really?

You said you had European roots...Latvian?Moldavian?

I caught this before the edit
And no, Ukrainian, we pretty much own the prairies

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Doubtful hon, but thank you for the nice nice words.

It was nice...it's a beautiful island....lots of kids.

Lots of families? disgust
It's always packed when I've ever been, but it's really nice to have lunch there during the week when it's not so bad.

Originally posted by silver_tears
I caught this before the edit
And no, Ukrainian, we pretty much own the prairies

Yeah,I realised I was in a thread with two Canadians posting...

Hah!Italy kicked your arses!

Originally posted by silver_tears
I caught this before the edit
And no, Ukrainian, we pretty much own the prairies



Lots of families? disgust
It's always packed when I've ever been, but it's really nice to have lunch there during the week when it's not so bad.

Yep, lots of families.

It wasn't bad...day before Caribana started, so I got along allright. Lots of hotties there too.

Ronny.

Sorry everyone else, this is a hard one for me but I would say Ronny. She makes me Laugh alot. Irene does too, but I've known Ronny Longer, and Irene's going to win sexiest Female.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yep, lots of families.

It wasn't bad...day before Caribana started, so I got along allright. Lots of hotties there too.

Well we do migrate towards water. eyes
You'd know all about that haha

Originally posted by Slay
Yeah,I realised I was in a thread with two Canadians posting...

We're nice people, it's alright petpet

Not gonna lie, I was so gonna ask who the other Canadian was. *hides face in shame*

Originally posted by silver_tears
Well we do migrate towards water. eyes
You'd know all about that haha



We're nice people, it's alright petpet

Not gonna lie, I was so gonna ask who the other Canadian was. *hides face in shame*
I have reasons to believe otherwise...

Originally posted by silver_tears
Well we do migrate towards water. eyes
You'd know all about that haha



We're nice people, it's alright petpet

Not gonna lie, I was so gonna ask who the other Canadian was. *hides face in shame*

Ah yes, I know hotties do. Why is that? So we can get half naked?

Dumbass!!! Kerry is from Alberta!

Moi?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ah yes, I know hotties do. Why is that? So we can get half naked?

Dumbass!!! Kerry is from Alberta!

I like the splashing

Ewww from the West, burn her.

Originally posted by Slay
I have reasons to believe otherwise...

Clearly those are just imposters ermm

Wait...

How many others are from Canada here?

Originally posted by silver_tears
I like the splashing

Ewww from the West, burn her.



Clearly those are just imposters ermm
Sure.
Anycrap.
Badamdadam.
Dadadamdadam.
Booshkababadada.

leftright

Originally posted by Syren
Moi?

Certainly. Actually, sorry, you're from...*wink wink nudge nudge* BRITISH columbia!

BADA BOOM!

Thank you!

Originally posted by Slay
Sure.
Anycrap.
Badamdadam.
Dadadamdadam.
Booshkababadada.

leftright

It's true, Vinster's just special dodgy

Originally posted by silver_tears
I like the splashing

Ewww from the West, burn her.



Clearly those are just imposters ermm

Yes, splashing is good. And yelling.

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's true, Vinster's just special dodgy
Actually I was talking about my feckin antisocial neighbours. leftright

Originally posted by Slay
Actually I was talking about my feckin antisocial neighbours. leftright

They're Canadian? dontgetit

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, splashing is good. And yelling.

When isn't yelling good....or is that screaming naughty

jeebus christ, someday I hope to be funny.

Yeah, even I voted LF

Originally posted by silver_tears
They're Canadian? dontgetit



When isn't yelling good....or is that screaming naughty

You and I are cut from the same cloth. The one that we just jointly dropped to the floor.... droolio

I voted Syren

Originally posted by silver_tears
They're Canadian? dontgetit

Emigrated...
They have the Canadian nationality but live in Netherlands...

Originally posted by Slay
Emigrated...
They have the Canadian nationality but live in Netherlands...

Bah well they so don't represent the majority, even our waitresses are friendly

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You and I are cut from the same cloth. The one that we just jointly dropped to the floor.... droolio

It clearly was just getting in the way, good riddance I say eyes

Originally posted by silver_tears
Bah well they so don't represent the majority, even our waitresses are friendly

Sure,sure. ...

Originally posted by Slay
Sure,sure. ...

Okay fine, well I'm friendly naughty

Originally posted by silver_tears
Okay fine, well I'm friendly naughty
Except when you ignore people. sneaky2

Originally posted by Slay
Except when you ignore people. sneaky2

I do no such thing, stop slandering me cry






Unless you do it the proper way ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
I do no such thing, stop slandering me cry






Unless you do it the proper way ermm

Slander is spoken, Irene. When it's written it's libel.

You ignorer.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Slander is spoken, Irene. When it's written it's libel.

You ignorer.

-AC

In my world he's speaking ermm
I've never ignored a soul cry

Originally posted by silver_tears
I do no such thing, stop slandering me cry






Unless you do it the proper way ermm
You seem to have forgotten that you've admitted to ignoring me,and you gave me a reason why.
I would have ''insulted'' you. ermm

Originally posted by silver_tears
In my world he's speaking ermm
I've never ignored a soul cry

You're getting a spanking?

Can I help?


Oh thats Speaking.

Oh well.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Bah well they so don't represent the majority, even our waitresses are friendly



It clearly was just getting in the way, good riddance I say eyes

*stands there, glowing in his clothlessness*

I agree!

It's ok, Slay.

She does it all the time, she's a mean girl.

-AC

People think I'm funny? Well, honestly, I'm touched.

I'm gonna get trounced in the Sexiest Female poll disgust

(Yes, I'm making assumptions regarding my being in that poll)

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
It's ok, Slay.

She does it all the time, she's a mean girl.

-AC

*ignores* sneaky2

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
*stands there, glowing in his clothlessness*

I agree!

How do you manage to tan all over? hm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You're getting a spanking?

Can I help?


Oh thats Speaking.

Oh well.

Maybe later ermm

Originally posted by Slay
You seem to have forgotten that you've admitted to ignoring me,and you gave me a reason why.
I would have ''insulted'' you. ermm

So you deserved it then, it wasn't so much an ignore as a payback schmoll

Originally posted by silver_tears
*ignores* sneaky2



How do you manage to tan all over? hm



Maybe later ermm



So you deserved it then, it wasn't so much an ignore as a payback schmoll

Pssht, Don't Later me.

I might have to later you

Originally posted by Syren
People think I'm funny? Well, honestly, I'm touched.

I'm gonna get trounced in the Sexiest Female poll disgust

(Yes, I'm making assumptions regarding my being in that poll)

Yes, but you're ahead in the advanced polls from Iraq.

Originally posted by silver_tears
sneaky2



How do you manage to tan all over? hm





I run around outside naked. What did you think?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, but you're ahead in the advanced polls from Iraq.

Originally posted by silver_tears
*ignores* sneaky2



How do you manage to tan all over? hm



Maybe later ermm



So you deserved it then, it wasn't so much an ignore as a payback schmoll
5 Months Irene.5 MONTHS.It hurts...it hurts I tell you! cry

Originally posted by Syren


They had to vote...ahead of time....you know.....you DO understand, right?

Originally posted by Slay
5 Months Irene.5 MONTHS.It hurts...it hurts I tell you! cry

Yea right, it was at most like 2

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I run around outside naked. What did you think?

So that's the secret huh. I might have to give that a go.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Pssht, Don't Later me.

I might have to later you

That may be the funniest/perviest thing I'v read today. Bonus points darling. petpet

Originally posted by silver_tears
Yea right, it was at most like 2

Whatever. mhm

Originally posted by silver_tears


So that's the secret huh. I might have to give that a go.





Well, sometimes I walk too. The key though, is the nakedness. You absolutely HAVE to be naked in order to achieve optimal results. I CANNOT stress that enough.

Originally posted by Slay
Whatever. mhm

It's okay if you're still head over heels for me, I understand petpet

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, sometimes I walk too. The key though, is the nakedness. You absolutely HAVE to be naked in order to achieve optimal results. I CANNOT stress that enough.

May I wear a hat?

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's okay if you're still head over heels for me, I understand petpet



May I wear a hat?

As long as it doesn't shade any body parts other than your head. Floppy sunhats are a no no. They block the suns nourishing rays from your bits.

Originally posted by silver_tears
It's okay if you're still head over heels for me, I understand petpet


Indeed I am.

Sadly,I don't have that kind of money. cry

Originally posted by Slay
Indeed I am.

Sadly,I don't have that kind of money. cry

Wanna go another 2? sneaky2

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
As long as it doesn't shade any body parts other than your head. Floppy sunhats are a no no. They block the suns nourishing rays from your bits.

I was thinking more of a cop hat naughty

Originally posted by silver_tears



I was thinking more of a cop hat naughty

Well, that will totally work...but let me caution you. A few years back, I did just such a thing, except with more flare. It was months before the handcuff and billy club tanlines went away.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, that will totally work...but let me caution you. A few years back, I did just such a thing, except with more flare. It was months before the handcuff and billy club tanlines went away.

At least you could just whip that out and make for an interesting bar trick no?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
They had to vote...ahead of time....you know.....you DO understand, right?

Yeah, I just wondered why you specifically chose Iraq. Am I over-analysing again?

Originally posted by silver_tears
At least you could just whip that out and make for an interesting bar trick no?

Hey Lookie what I got! naughty

Yeah, no, that wasn't pretty.

Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, I just wondered why you specifically chose Iraq. Am I over-analysing again?

Honey, darlin....because so many servicemen are there.....you know?

Yes, you are. I'm not implying anything about you being Hussein's biatch or anything.

Syren is gonna star in her own version of The Machinist.

"They're all out to get me.".

-AC

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hey Lookie what I got! naughty

Yeah, no, that wasn't pretty.

Do it again, and I'll be the judge of that flirt1

Originally posted by silver_tears
Wanna go another 2? sneaky2

No ma'am.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Do it again, and I'll be the judge of that flirt1

But I don't even have the tan any m.......OH! I see your angle........right-e-o!

*does it again in slow motion*

Loooooookiiiiiiieeeeee.....heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrre..........

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
But I don't even have the tan any m.......OH! I see your angle........right-e-o!

*does it again in slow motion*

Loooooookiiiiiiieeeeee.....heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrre..........

Will somebody think of the children!! faint

Originally posted by Slay
No ma'am.

Good disgust

Originally posted by silver_tears
Will somebody think of the children!! faint






Ewwwww!! Gross! I'm not put together that way sistah!

Originally posted by silver_tears
Will somebody think of the children!! faint



Good disgust
w00tnone

Originally posted by Slay
w00tnone

petpet

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ewwwww!! Gross! I'm not put together that way sistah!

I've noticed, you know I appreciate how you're put together swank

Yay! One person thinks I humourous!.......It must be my stalker!

Originally posted by silver_tears
petpet



I've noticed, you know I appreciate how you're put together swank

Well thank you. I think the moosemaker did a nice job of putting my antlers where my antlers should be....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well thank you. I think the moosemaker did a nice job of putting my antlers where my antlers should be....

And then some eyes
And that lush fur, oh my don't get me started.

Originally posted by Devalion
Yay! One person thinks I humourous!.......It must be my stalker!

You have one too?? ninja2

Originally posted by silver_tears
And then some eyes
And that lush fur, oh my don't get me started.





Fur...

I can run real fast too! *shows her* See?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Fur...

I can run real fast too! *shows her* See?

You and I should mate.

shock

I was gonna go with reproduce but I don't want kids shrug

Originally posted by Slay
w00tnone

I made that w00t. I demand payment.


I'll vote for whoever beats me in a game of Tic Tac Toe. evillaugh

Originally posted by Itzak
I made that w00t. I demand payment.


I'll vote for whoever beats me in a game of Tic Tac Toe. evillaugh

Done evillaugh

Originally posted by silver_tears
You and I should mate.

And have fast, sexy offspring?

Sounds like a plan!

Originally posted by silver_tears
I was gonna go with reproduce but I don't want kids shrug

Why didn't you just say LYAMGNAF?

Originally posted by silver_tears
I was gonna go with reproduce but I don't want kids shrug

Oh, shit! Even better! Ok, I'm game.

Originally posted by Syren
Why didn't you just say LYAMGNAF?


LAGNAF!!!!!!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Oh, shit! Even better! Ok, I'm game.

I think ahead

Originally posted by Syren
Why didn't you just say LYAMGNAF?

Bless you

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
And have fast, sexy offspring?

Sounds like a plan!

I don't know about fast, but sexy they'd definitely be.

Originally posted by Itzak
I made that w00t. I demand payment.

No.