K.Diddy
A long,long time ago...In a forum far away
There was a legend of a man called K.Diddy,He had a Palace of love,in this palace ladies from all over the world and have sex freely with him and the wrecking crew,he found along his drunk walks home from god knows where,he became infamous
One day a man people only know as Raz mistaked K.Diddy's Palace for an illegal Asian brothel,and nuked it,Luckily at the time,Diddy was on a months vacation in Amsterdam getting off his head and the crew was out throwing rocks at disabled people for fun
K.Diddy and his Crew survived, they were walking for days in the middle of nowhere for days,because they were drunk, 4 days and 400 beers later,they found a cave,inside this cave the walls were gold and had lots of caverns with playboy style beds in them.
The Crew looked at K.Diddy, waiting for some words of true wisdom from the greatest, After a long period of silence,K.Diddy spoke......
Is there any ****ing beer left or what?
There was a legend of a man called K.Diddy,He had a Palace of love,in this palace ladies from all over the world and have sex freely with him and the wrecking crew,he found along his drunk walks home from god knows where,he became infamous


The Crew looked at K.Diddy, waiting for some words of true wisdom from the greatest, After a long period of silence,K.Diddy spoke......
