Poetry Request???

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Sw33t Ch33ks
Ok I like this guy, and I'm not really that good at poetry, I've written like one or two poems, and I want to give him a poem in a heart shaped box.

Nothing that says I love you, cause we're not that far in our relationship yet. Kind of like Syrens- Sweet Anticipation.

If someone could write me a poem and give me the permission to give it to him (i obviously won't tell him its from me. He knows I'm not a good poet) I will love you forever.

Thanks so much!

FŽanor
hmm....how much are you willing to shell out, for said poem?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Sw33t Ch33ks
Ok I like this guy, and I'm not really that good at poetry, I've written like one or two poems, and I want to give him a poem in a heart shaped box.

Nothing that says I love you, cause we're not that far in our relationship yet. Kind of like Syrens- Sweet Anticipation.

If someone could write me a poem and give me the permission to give it to him (i obviously won't tell him its from me. He knows I'm not a good poet) I will love you forever.

Thanks so much!

I would, but there is a little problem....I suck at it...

Why don't you look for a professional poem... that would probably work jsut as well

FŽanor
or you can just tell him how you feel without going all poetic. i find that more "sin cera".

Bardock42

FŽanor
Originally posted by Bardock42
Or you can just go down on him and suck him good....he'll know how you feel about it. but what if he has a thing against that sort of thing? then what? no...it's a safe bet if you just get naked and dance for him. that should tell him how ya feel.

Bardock42

FŽanor
Originally posted by Bardock42
Or do both...to be on the safe side. yeah...i think that'd be better. just do both and see how it goes. but if he still doesn't, you know, like it...well then i'm just gonna have to find him and knock some sense into him. but i'm free later if you wanna practice on me. i don't mind. really.

Bardock42

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Sw33t Ch33ks
Ok I like this guy, and I'm not really that good at poetry, I've written like one or two poems, and I want to give him a poem in a heart shaped box.

Nothing that says I love you, cause we're not that far in our relationship yet. Kind of like Syrens- Sweet Anticipation.

If someone could write me a poem and give me the permission to give it to him (i obviously won't tell him its from me. He knows I'm not a good poet) I will love you forever.

Thanks so much!

I apologise for the behaviour of the other 'gentlemen' replying in this thread, Sw33t Ch33ks. I guess chivalry is a bygone quality in this day and age...Yet we call this 'progress'? Hmm...

Anyway, here is a sweet little ode to your future beau...

Promises and Dreams

Suck me, f*ck me, flick my bean.
Screw my little box, but make it clean,
Wash your prick before you dip it,
Then come over my left ***.
Slap my sweet cheeks, as you take me doggy-style,
It will feel so good, if you last just a little while.
If you hit the spot, I'll give you seconds,
Otherwise, another better give you lessons.
I hear the man Krunk could hit my junk,
Plus he moves like silk and has got the funk.

Who's got the funk?

Krunk! Krunk!

Who can hit my junk?

Krunk! Krunk!

Actually, get lost you little twerp, I'm gonna let Krunk get his thing on 'cos dat boy be fiiiiiiiiiiiine. Word.

I hope he likes it, Sw33t Ch33ks. You're welcome.

NunYahBidness
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I apologise for the behaviour of the other 'gentlemen' replying in this thread, Sw33t Ch33ks. I guess chivalry is a bygone quality in this day and age...Yet we call this 'progress'? Hmm...

Anyway, here is a sweet little ode to your future beau...

Promises and Dreams

Suck me, f*ck me, flick my bean.
Screw my little box, but make it clean,
Wash your prick before you dip it,
Then come over my left ***.
Slap my sweet cheeks, as you take me doggy-style,
It will feel so good, if you last just a little while.
If you hit the spot, I'll give you seconds,
Otherwise, another better give you lessons.
I hear the man Krunk could hit my junk,
Plus he moves like silk and has got the funk.

Who's got the funk?

Krunk! Krunk!

Who can hit my junk?

Krunk! Krunk!

Actually, get lost you little twerp, I'm gonna let Krunk get his thing on 'cos dat boy be fiiiiiiiiiiiine. Word.

I hope he likes it, Sw33t Ch33ks. You're welcome. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Damn near choked on my puffy pastry pie when I read that! Don't know who Bardock is, but you guys have really outdone yourselves. Poor girl asked for a simple request and you couldn't even give her that.

Listen, Sw33t Ch33ks...if you really want to know if this guy is the one, here's what I suggest: Have him come by, then, when you need to go potty...have him watch! If he's not over disgusted and vomit, then he's yours.

Bardock42
Originally posted by NunYahBidness
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Damn near choked on my puffy pastry pie when I read that! Don't know who Bardock is, but you guys have really outdone yourselves. Poor girl asked for a simple request and you couldn't even give her that.

Listen, Sw33t Ch33ks...if you really want to know if this guy is the one, here's what I suggest: Have him come by, then, when you need to go potty...have him watch! If he's not over disgusted and vomit, then he's yours.

What do you not know me for?

NunYahBidness
I'm sorry! I haven't had the pleasure of your acquaintance. But I have heard a lot of nothing about you, though.

Bardock42
Originally posted by NunYahBidness
I'm sorry! I haven't had the pleasure of your acquaintance. But I have heard a lot of nothing about you, though.

Well, there certainly is a lot of nothing to say about me...I got this kind of nothingness going, it just makes everyone go "Is that chicken or fish", it's weird. Sometimes it's red though. But usually weird.

NunYahBidness
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, there certainly is a lot of nothing to say about me...I got this kind of nothingness going, it just makes everyone go "Is that chicken or fish", it's weird. Sometimes it's red though. But usually weird. O....K
And I thought Feanor and Krunk were odd. You obviously outshine them by one.

RaeRox
OMG all three of you boys are mental big grin And to think I hang out with you *hits head*

Bardock42
Originally posted by NunYahBidness
O....K
And I thought Feanor and Krunk were odd. You obviously outshine them by one.

Nah, I just adjust to Floo...sometimes. Or was it the other way around....I always forget those things.


Originally posted by RaeRox
OMG all three of you boys are mental big grin And to think I hang out with you *hits head*

Hmm..there are four boys her....you just said three though....and you don't actually hang out with em....hmm....oh...OH...I get it...well..I will just go, sit in the corner, slice my wrists and write phony poetry now (I'm not manage to write anything but phony poetry so it won't be much of a problem) ...

RaeRox
Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, I just adjust to Floo...sometimes. Or was it the other way around....I always forget those things.




Hmm..there are four boys her....you just said three though....and you don't actually hang out with em....hmm....oh...OH...I get it...well..I will just go, sit in the corner, slice my wrists and write phony poetry now (I'm not manage to write anything but phony poetry so it won't be much of a problem) ...

Pity party?

Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
Pity party?

Yes, please.

RaeRox
*will puke if she thinks about liquor* No party.

Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
*will puke if she thinks about liquor* No party.

It's a teenage (besides the lack of teenageness) pity party...no alcohol

FŽanor
Originally posted by Bardock42
You are still talking to her, right? who? sweet cheeks? or marianna? who? dammit!?!Originally posted by RaeRox
OMG all three of you boys are mental big grin And to think I hang out with you *hits head* mental? no one's mental round here. more like sexual experimental.Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I apologise for the behaviour of the other 'gentlemen' replying in this thread, Sw33t Ch33ks. I guess chivalry is a bygone quality in this day and age...Yet we call this 'progress'? Hmm...

Anyway, here is a sweet little ode to your future beau...

Promises and Dreams

Suck me, f*ck me, flick my bean.
Screw my little box, but make it clean,
Wash your prick before you dip it,
Then come over my left ***.
Slap my sweet cheeks, as you take me doggy-style,
It will feel so good, if you last just a little while.
If you hit the spot, I'll give you seconds,
Otherwise, another better give you lessons.
I hear the man Krunk could hit my junk,
Plus he moves like silk and has got the funk.

Who's got the funk?

Krunk! Krunk!

Who can hit my junk?

Krunk! Krunk!

Actually, get lost you little twerp, I'm gonna let Krunk get his thing on 'cos dat boy be fiiiiiiiiiiiine. Word.

I hope he likes it, Sw33t Ch33ks. You're welcome. hahahahahaha....laughing your sense of humor astounds me.

RaeRox

CherryPop
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I apologise for the behaviour of the other 'gentlemen' replying in this thread, Sw33t Ch33ks. I guess chivalry is a bygone quality in this day and age...Yet we call this 'progress'? Hmm...

Anyway, here is a sweet little ode to your future beau...

Promises and Dreams

Suck me, f*ck me, flick my bean.
Screw my little box, but make it clean,
Wash your prick before you dip it,
Then come over my left ***.
Slap my sweet cheeks, as you take me doggy-style,
It will feel so good, if you last just a little while.
If you hit the spot, I'll give you seconds,
Otherwise, another better give you lessons.
I hear the man Krunk could hit my junk,
Plus he moves like silk and has got the funk.

Who's got the funk?

Krunk! Krunk!

Who can hit my junk?

Krunk! Krunk!

Actually, get lost you little twerp, I'm gonna let Krunk get his thing on 'cos dat boy be fiiiiiiiiiiiine. Word.

I hope he likes it, Sw33t Ch33ks. You're welcome.

Not nice nono stick out tongue

Hey SC
Hope you like it

Will you?
I'm scared of rejection
Because I'm far from perfection
Maybe its because I want you so bad
But im scared to be glad
glad to hear maybe you want me too
or scared to hear 'who are you?'
I know you know me and my personality
We're not little we dont have cooties
So tell me not to be scared
Tell me I dont have to be dared
To stand on my own two feet, to do this
Will you go out with me?

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by CherryPop
Will you?
I'm scared of rejection
Because I'm far from perfection
Maybe its because I want you so bad
But im scared to be glad
glad to hear maybe you want me too
or scared to hear 'who are you?'
I know you know me and my personality
We're not little we dont have cooties
So tell me not to be scared
Tell me I dont have to be dared
To stand on my own two feet, to do this
Will you go out with me?

Terrible. Absolutely vomit-inducing appallingly god-damn awful terrible.

I can hardly see my penis now after spewing my breakfast all over my lap. Thanks for that...Oh, wait...Now I have an erection, so I can see it again...Hello, You...How've you been? Yeah...I missed you, too. You look messy...Let me clean you up a little...Oooo, that feels gooooooood.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Nah, I just adjust to Floo...sometimes. Or was it the other way around....I always forget those things.

You're my b*tch, B*tch. Don't ever forget.

*Grunts*

CherryPop
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Terrible. Absolutely vomit-inducing appallingly god-damn awful terrible.

I can hardly see my penis now after spewing my breakfast all over my lap. Thanks for that...Oh, wait...Now I have an erection, so I can see it again...Hello, You...How've you been? Yeah...I missed you, too. You look messy...Let me clean you up a little...Oooo, that feels gooooooood.



Oh yes and yours whats a real work of art.

You disgust me stick out tongue stick out tongue

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by CherryPop
Oh yes and yours whats a real work of art.

Thank you. I believe it shall resonate and echo through eternity.

Originally posted by CherryPop
You disgust me stick out tongue stick out tongue

Coprophiliac.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
You're my b*tch, B*tch. Don't ever forget.

*Grunts*

But you said you loved me.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bardock42
But you said you loved me.

I do, B*tch. I do.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
I do, B*tch. I do.

Good choice.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bardock42
Good choice.

Good boy.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Good boy.

Green boy.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bardock42
Green boy.

Ironic.

Bardock42
How so?

Ya Krunk'd Floo
Originally posted by Bardock42
How so?

In that I'm a plant (boy).

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
In that I'm a plant (boy).

And plants are usually green...I see. Ironic.

Ya Krunk'd Floo
See, I told you. Believe me next time, OK?

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
See, I told you. Believe me next time, OK?

I shall decide from case to case...

RaeRox
Yawn.

Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
Yawn. Do we bore you, young Lady?

RaeRox
Originally posted by Bardock42
Do we bore you, young Lady?

Not really. Just felt like typin something random.

Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
Not really. Just felt like typin something random.

Wouldn't "cheesecake" have been a much better choice in this case?

NunYahBidness
Originally posted by CherryPop
Hey SC
Hope you like it

Will you?
I'm scared of rejection
Because I'm far from perfection
Maybe its because I want you so bad
But im scared to be glad
glad to hear maybe you want me too
or scared to hear 'who are you?'
I know you know me and my personality
We're not little we dont have cooties
So tell me not to be scared
Tell me I dont have to be dared
To stand on my own two feet, to do this
Will you go out with me?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Oh. You were being serious.

RaeRox
Originally posted by Bardock42
Wouldn't "cheesecake" have been a much better choice in this case?
ACK....I have cheesecake in the fridge right now....droolio

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Oh. You were being serious.

Jake! Be nice!
(Ill admit that was a little funny though....)

Bardock42
Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Terrible. Absolutely vomit-inducing appallingly god-damn awful terrible.

I can hardly see my penis now after spewing my breakfast all over my lap. Thanks for that...Oh, wait...Now I have an erection, so I can see it again...Hello, You...How've you been? Yeah...I missed you, too. You look messy...Let me clean you up a little...Oooo, that feels gooooooood.
Originally posted by NunYahBidness
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Oh. You were being serious.

Oh yeah, right, I wanted to say something along those lines as well...but I forgot...

Bardock42
Cheesecake is good...but since I want cheesecake and you have cheesecake it wouldn't be that random after all...so rather say something like "Bloomdefindel", now that's a word for randomness...which makes it unrandom again...Ironic. Ironic? Yes. How so?

NunYahBidness
Originally posted by RaeRox
ACK....I have cheesecake in the fridge right now....droolio



Jake! Be nice!
(Ill admit that was a little funny though....) I actually had to read it three times to realise it was serious. And I am nice!!! big grin

RaeRox
Originally posted by Bardock42
Cheesecake is good...but since I want cheesecake and you have cheesecake it wouldn't be that random after all...so rather say something like "Bloomdefindel", now that's a word for randomness...which makes it unrandom again...Ironic. Ironic? Yes. How so?

I think random even having a definition or moments in which to use it basically takes away its point. Which is shouldnt have to begin with...huh....

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
I actually had to read it three times to realise it was serious. And I am nice!!! big grin

OMG Jake! We dont have cooties! hug

Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
I think random even having a definition or moments in which to use it basically takes away its point. Which is shouldnt have to begin with...huh....


Well, Id just think random is pretty subjective...yeah, I know, I like to point out the obvious...I'm good at it...oh there, I did it again.

NunYahBidness
Originally posted by RaeRox
I think random even having a definition or moments in which to use it basically takes away its point. Which is shouldnt have to begin with...huh....



OMG Jake! We dont have cooties! hug I should hope not! But would that reallly stop me, if ya had? No. Yes. No. Maybe? Oh, what the hell...lets find out and see.

RaeRox
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, Id just think random is pretty subjective...yeah, I know, I like to point out the obvious...I'm good at it...oh there, I did it again.

Too much thought for such an early...afternoon.....huh...Ok now Im just confused.

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
I should hope not! But would that reallly stop me, if ya had? No. Yes. No. Maybe? Oh, what the hell...lets find out and see.
Its odd...what are cooties anyways? I mean seriously, when you were little and the person had cooties, what did that mean? If you think about it, having cooties was the same as being "it". Everyone just run away from you...until they had cooties, then you could be buddy buddy.

Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
Too much thought for such an early...afternoon.....huh...Ok now Im just confused.

Brit?Originally posted by NunYahBidness
I should hope not! But would that reallly stop me, if ya had? No. Yes. No. Maybe? Oh, what the hell...lets find out and see.

You! Say something funny.

RaeRox
Originally posted by Bardock42
Brit?

You! Say something funny.

Wisconsinite jawdrop

Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
Wisconsinite jawdrop

Oh yeah....the only state Arkansas can make fun of....I'm kidding...and stealing...oh and ****ing it up while stealing...but still, it's not really all that afternoony for you, is it?

Then again i just reread...nevermind..or do mind..but don't call me on it...

RaeRox
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh yeah....the only state Arkansas can make fun of....I'm kidding...and stealing...oh and ****ing it up while stealing...but still, it's not really all that afternoony for you, is it?

Then again i just reread...nevermind..or do mind..but don't call me on it...

Its 11:51.

Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
Its 11:51.

Lets talk in exactly an hour too, okay?

NunYahBidness
Originally posted by RaeRox
Too much thought for such an early...afternoon.....huh...Ok now Im just confused.


Its odd...what are cooties anyways? I mean seriously, when you were little and the person had cooties, what did that mean? If you think about it, having cooties was the same as being "it". Everyone just run away from you...until they had cooties, then you could be buddy buddy. Only girls I knew that had cooties worked the corner of Hollywood and Vine. Those were fun times.Originally posted by Bardock42
Lets talk in exactly an hour too, okay? And it'd still be no different.

Bardock42
Originally posted by NunYahBidness
And it'd still be no different.

Yeah it would because I could say...talk to me now I'm older
Your friend told you 'cause I told her
Friday nights have been lonely
Change your plans and then phone me.


And you know why I could say that? Because..12:51 is the time my voice
Found the words I sought...

Is it this stage I want?

RaeRox
Originally posted by Bardock42
Lets talk in exactly an hour too, okay?

Ok, its a date stick out tongue

Originally posted by NunYahBidness
Only girls I knew that had cooties worked the corner of Hollywood and Vine. Those were fun times. And it'd still be no different.

Excuse me? I DO NOT have cooties.....kidding. Kidddding. I work the corner of Peach and 7th! Woot.

Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
Ok, its a date stick out tongue

Sweet...hmm....now what do I do in the remnaining 50 minutes...damn.

RaeRox
Originally posted by Bardock42
Sweet...hmm....now what do I do in the remnaining 50 minutes...damn.

Ignore me.

Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
Ignore me.

No, you, and that guy I thought was Ou Be Low hoo a while back are the only ones I'm talking to, ignoring you might kill me of extreme boredom....and I mean extreme...almost as much as I mean boredom.

Raelin
Originally posted by Bardock42
No, you, and that guy I thought was Ou Be Low hoo a while back are the only ones I'm talking to, ignoring you might kill me of extreme boredom....and I mean extreme...almost as much as I mean boredom.

I see your dilema. And considering Jake just left, Im all youve got smile

Bardock42
Originally posted by Raelin
I see your dilema. And considering Jake just left, Im all youve got smile

What did Jake leave for?

Oh well, you will do..so...how do you intend to entertain me?

Raelin
Originally posted by Bardock42
What did Jake leave for?

Oh well, you will do..so...how do you intend to entertain me?
He has friends of more importance than you or me.
Having an intellictual conversation.

Bardock42
Originally posted by Raelin
He has friends of more importance than you or me.
Having an intellictual conversation.

Hahaha, good one.

So be it, I dig intellectual conversations with beautiful women, what shall this one be about?

Raelin
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hahaha, good one.

So be it, I dig intellectual conversations with beautiful women, what shall this one be about?

Victorias Secret is having a huge clearance sale! eek!

Im kidding. Really. I am.

I dont know dear, whatever is on your mind smile

Bardock42
Originally posted by Raelin
Victorias Secret is having a huge clearance sale! eek!

Im kidding. Really. I am.

I dont know dear, whatever is on your mind smile

At the moment? ....the Victoria's Secret clearance sale....


Nah, I'm kidding, well not really, when i typed that it was on my mind..obviously...but you chose something, I'm not creative.

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