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Marvel & DC heros are tired of fighting and decide to get together and have a birthday Party for Nightwing *aww* suddenly they decide to play dodgeball, here are the teams




Team 1: "Sexual Males"
Batman
SpiderMan (NO SPIDEY SENSE, but agility still in tact. to make it fair. also no wall sticking)
Juggernaut
Black Bolt
Hulk
Hawkeye
Punisher


Team 2: "Beings of arousal"
Iron Man (suit, but no weapons)
Captain America
Emma Frost
Cable
Deadpool
Nightwing (birthday boy)
Daredevil



There are 10 balls and 14 players. Catching balls does not result in an out (because almost everyone here can do it easily)


Telepaths can use thier telepathy/telekinesis to read minds/accellerate the velocity of a ball but may not impead a ball flying at them, nor can anyone else aside from catching. All traits other than that are OK (IE accuracy, strength..)
And no violence, lol. Um, i hope im not forgetting anything.
Takes place in a reasonably sized school gym.

Who would win?

bump!?

O_o. i give u points for originality, but lose points for wtf?????ness

Team 2 wins

Without his Spider-Sense, Spidey will slip up because he wont be able to see everything coming at him.

Hulk and Juggs are out withen seconds.

Both Cap and Nightwing have experience deflecting their weapons off of the enviorment which would give them a big advantage here

I agree, but also team 1 has 2 incredible marksman on thier team and could catch Nightwin/Cap in an akward position

Originally posted by Grimm22
Team 2 wins

Without his Spider-Sense, Spidey will slip up because he wont be able to see everything coming at him.

Hulk and Juggs are out withen seconds.

Both Cap and Nightwing have experience deflecting their weapons off of the enviorment which would give them a big advantage here

I agree, plus we can't forget Daredevil's radar sense. With the Spider-Sense outlawed, it seems to be the best defense in the game.

Wasn't it emma frost that could orgasm people to death?

Originally posted by Soljer
Wasn't it emma frost that could orgasm people to death?

Originally posted by Soljer
Wasn't it emma frost that could orgasm people to death?

Good point. Definitely team 2

but hulk can throw 2 balls at the same time,

Team 2 has more agility. Also, WTF?

team one has incredible marksmen, though
punisher, hawkeye, batmans not bad either

and black bolt can be quick when he wants to

Why does Iron Man need his suit? And why isnt Bullseye invited?

Team 1 has Juggernaut and Hulk who are taken out quickly. Team 2 has the advantage and will win more than lose.

yeah, I was wondering about Bullseye too...he would be awesome at this game. Howeve, DD can dodge him...so, i think DD has a really good shot at winning this one unless the noise level is too high for him to sense the balls coming at him.

I'm surprised Flash and Quicksilver aren't in this...lol...j/j

Originally posted by Cosmo Kramer
Why does Iron Man need his suit? And why isnt Bullseye invited?

bullseye wasnt invited because him and nightwing dont know each other
irom man needs his suit becuase thats what he wears to parties i guess

Originally posted by Grimm22
Without his Spider-Sense, Spidey will slip up because he wont be able to see everything coming at him.

Totally irrelevant. all the "attacks" (balls) will be coming at him from one side of a two sided pitch.... it's not like he can be hit from behind.

Spider-Man's reflexes are still superhuman regardless of his spider sense.... not to mention that catching the ball would be the easiest thing in the world for him.... hell.... he could catch it with almost any part of his body

Deadpool : *Dodges a ball* Hah can't touch this !

*Deadpools head explodes *

Juggernaut : *His left hand steaming from the sheer force of the throw*
I'M THE JUGGERNAUT B*TCH!

Spider-man can just web the balls to the opposition's hands and seeing as you can only hold the ball for about 5 secons team 2 loose by default

Black Bolt puts up a force field, preventing anyone on his team from ever being hit

team one has this. with Batman, Hawkeye, Spiderman, and Punisher on the team most of whom use skill to shoot or capture the criminal that they are pursuing. and with the agility of most of the team, this is a wrap.

Team 1, marksmanship and agility advantage.

Wait....does team 1 have prep ?

Juggernaut uses his shield for once and the balls never touch him

Team 2, the ball would never get to their side.

Lol yes exactly, i think team one would win because they have better throwers, and hulk and jugs can throw balls at increda-speeds, plus team 2 is still going to have a hard time hitting spiderman

and lol@does team 1 have prep

Cable creates a sheild so the ball can't touch them and Emma makes it so that they can't see the ball.

Originally posted by ThePittman
Cable creates a sheild so the ball can't touch them and Emma makes it so that they can't see the ball.
rules say no one can impead the ball from reaching thier side so that would include createing a shield

Cable is a starplayer, and take this alone: He makes some kind of barrier around him. and take controll of all balls.
Team 2

-Team1 with any prep wins automatically cause of batgod.
-Spidey would be a bouncing beast, very hard to hit. Plus webbing use is not outlawed right?
-Hulk & Jugs can throw the ball fast enough to make anyone it hits explode to meat chunks on impact. But they are huge targets.


-Ironman no powers = useless.
-Captain America can just position himself somewere ducking behind his shield and not get hit at all (you didnt say no shield)

Originally posted by Inhuman
-Team1 with any prep wins automatically cause of batgod.
-Spidey would be a bouncing beast, very hard to hit. Plus webbing use is not outlawed right?
-Hulk & Jugs can throw the ball fast enough to make anyone it hits explode to meat chunks on impact. But they are huge targets.


-Ironman no powers = useless.
-Captain America can just position himself somewere ducking behind his shield and not get hit at all (you didnt say no shield)

Lol @ batgod


Yes spidey does have his web for offensive purposes only. on the other hand if cap shield got hit it would count as him being out, team one could win if they got the telepaths out early, maybe

Originally posted by ExtraMision5555
rules say no one can impead the ball from reaching thier side so that would include createing a shield OK, so a fraction of an inch on their side so technically it's reached it, or make a TK ramp so that it bounces up all the time.

Originally posted by ThePittman
OK, so a fraction of an inch on their side so technically it's reached it, or make a TK ramp so that it bounces up all the time. NOPE DAAS CHEATiNG

Originally posted by ExtraMision5555
NOPE DAAS CHEATiNG Wasn't stated in the rules and it follow the rules to the "T".