Look ma, no hands!

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silver_tears
So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? blink

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust

Nazgulinthedark
I bet it's possible, they'd just miss. erm

Leo.M
Yes. stick out tongue

Spearhead
Well firstly, I assume that it's pee without making a mess.

And I suppose if you get exactly the right angle, you can sort of aim so it doesn't...uh yea

Piggle Humsy
maybe if they had a stiffy and the toilet was on the ceiling or something... ermm

not that I know about those sorts of things angel

stick out tongue

Valharu
I use the hands free technique all the time. beer

silver_tears
Originally posted by Leo.M
Yes. stick out tongue

I knew it! icon5
I'm gonna get that money now haha

Originally posted by Spearhead
Well firstly, I assume that it's pee without making a mess.

And I suppose if you get exactly the right angle, you can sort of aim so it doesn't...uh yea

Shhh it's alright now baby, it'll be alright petpet

silver_tears
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
maybe if they had a stiffy and the toilet was on the ceiling or something... ermm

not that I know about those sorts of things angel

stick out tongue

I'm now so much more confused blink

Quincy Archer
It's possible. But it throws accuracy off, and you must stay still whilst "free-peeing"

D-Double
laughing out loud ... It's totally possible. You lift the lid, whip out your junk, strike a pose like Peter Pan, and let'er rip. big grin

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
maybe if they had a stiffy and the toilet was on the ceiling or something... ermm

not that I know about those sorts of things angel

stick out tongue

... lol

silver_tears
Originally posted by D-Double
laughing out loud ... It's totally possible. You lift the lid, whip out your junk, strike a pose like Peter Pan, and let'er rip. big grin



... lol

I take it you've done this before?hm

D-Double
Originally posted by silver_tears
I take it you've done this before?hm

It's a drunken tradition. shrugrin


... and a middle of the night option. smile

silver_tears
I'd so like do the whole spread em for cops things at night and just use my pelvis ermm

D-Double
laughing

silver_tears
I'm creative like that happy

Quincy Archer
Gold Tears, what is it with your obsession over the multifunctional penis? Must you know EVERY trick we can do?

silver_tears
Originally posted by Quincy Archer
Gold Tears, what is it with your obsession over the multifunctional penis? Must you know EVERY trick we can do?

Penis envy shrug

bigbran
Originally posted by Valharu
I use the hands free technique all the time. beer so do i, and i still wash my hands, i just dont like touching my penis until i need to. shifty
i have good aim too, it kind of weighs itself down....

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Penis envy shrug
I have one. srug

Quincy Archer
There's nothing that should be envied about the penis. It thinks for itself, it makes bad decisions, Pissing requires manual labor, and it subtracts brain power.

Besides, it comes with nuts. Which if tapped lightly, will bring you to your knees like a gay guy at a highway truck-stop erm

silver_tears
Originally posted by Barker
I have one. srug

Care to share? dodgy

Piggle Humsy
Originally posted by silver_tears
Penis envy shrug
I hear that!

no expression

Barker
Originally posted by silver_tears
Care to share? dodgy
Again? leftright

silver_tears
Once a day just doesnt cut it mister disgust

Quincy Archer
Originally posted by Barker
Again? leftright

It might be a come-on, or maybe she'd....like to keep a piece for herself?

I'll get the steak-knife.

D-Double
sick

K.Diddy
Originally posted by silver_tears
So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? blink

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust



It is impossible unless you have a 2 metre long penis....Like me smile

Punkyhermy
lmfao.

*shakes head*

Ronny
Originally posted by silver_tears
So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? blink

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust Yea, they can. Unfortunatly I know this from accidently walking into the bathroom whilst my mexican was going potty.

No it didnt turn me on, im not japanese.

Flamboyant4Life
I do it all the time.

Mr. Sandman
Originally posted by silver_tears
So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? blink

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust

It's not impossible, I've done it. It just takes some...skill.

Bardock42
Originally posted by silver_tears
So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? blink

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust

I heard Chuck Norris can...

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
maybe if they had a stiffy and the toilet was on the ceiling or something... ermm

not that I know about those sorts of things angel

stick out tongue

what the...?! eer

Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
what the...?! eer

It's okay, shh, she's young....and weird.....shut up, I realize the irony.

Kongu_Dude
Originally posted by Barker
I have one. srug

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I like that smiley.. big grin

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
It's okay, shh, she's young....and weird.....shut up, I realize the irony.

well she's Piggles..and i don't want her to warp her mind around such things..you realize theres 'iron' in irony? doesn't that strike you a lil' odd??

Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
well she's Piggles..and i don't want her to warp her mind around such things..you realize theres 'iron' in irony? doesn't that strike you a lil' odd??

No, not really...I like Iron Man.

Captain REX
I'm going to say its possible, you just have to angle yourself like...into the toilet. Like, so close to the toilet that you could molest with it a solid hump. ermm

Otherwise, picture a styrofoam pool noodle flipping around.

Alpha Centauri
How do you reach adulthood and not realise that such a thing is possible? I'm shocked.

-AC

Bardock42
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
How do you reach adulthood and not realise that such a thing is possible? I'm shocked.

-AC Because it's not possible?

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Bardock42
Because it's not possible?

Of course it is, you nutter.

-AC

Valharu
Originally posted by Captain REX
I'm going to say its possible, you just have to angle yourself like...into the toilet. Like, so close to the toilet that you could molest with it a solid hump. ermm

Otherwise, picture a styrofoam pool noodle flipping around. Your pathetic. Surely there must be a better mod.

Unkn0wn
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
I bet it's possible, they'd just miss. erm

hey... i didnt miss stick out tongue lol j/k. big grin

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Valharu
Your pathetic. Surely there must be a better mod.

Learn the apostrophe rule, please. Thanks.

-AC

Bardock42
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Of course it is, you nutter.

-AC

No it isn't...I have intense scientific research to back my opinion (fact) up.

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by Bardock42
No it isn't...I have intense scientific research to back my opinion (fact) up.

You don't even have genitalia.

-AC

Bardock42
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You don't even have genitalia.

-AC

Of course not, silly. That would make me biased after all.

ThePittman
done it many times, normally when I'm working on my car and my hands are coverd in greese. thumbsup

chris_64256
Originally posted by silver_tears
So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? blink

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust

I suppose its possible never have tried, but not from standing position unless your hung like a infant..

DarkC
Originally posted by silver_tears
So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? blink

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust
I did that yesterday, when I was shutting the window because of wind. stick out tongue

JacopeX
Originally posted by silver_tears
So uh I've a question, can guys pee without using their hands, like is it possible? blink

I dared my guy friend to do it and he claimed it's impossible disgust Ive done it before and im really wondering something else.....why the hell am i sharing this..... blink

~Da Rev~
Its very possible ermm

Thorinn
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Bardock42
Anyways, reminds me of that Bob Dylan song...It's Alright, Ma (I'm only Peeing) ...good tune.

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