The Skip Slide!

Sometimes when I go to get a beer from the fridge, I do The Skip Slide! It's where you sort of skip, then jump, then lock your legs as you hit the smooth hardwood floor, while wearing socks, in order to slide to the fridge, like Tom Cruise in "Risky Business". Do you guys ever do this? 😱

I did a skip slide when I saw this thread! 😱

Not really, just amused your still making threads. 😛

Yeah, I can't stop making threads. It's a sick problem, really. Well, I suggest you do a skip slide when you get a chance. Then, hug a tree. 🙂

sorta...

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
sorta...

What do you mean, 'sorta'? Either you do a skip slide, or you don't. Where did you get, 'sorta'? 😕 😱

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Yeah, I can't stop making threads. It's a sick problem, really. Well, I suggest you do a skip slide when you get a chance. Then, hug a tree. 🙂

*Steps out the house and hugs a pine tree* 😱

i do all the time
normally in the kitchen when im cooking

ok.... yes... 😄

Originally posted by Praylu
*Steps out the house and hugs a pine tree* 😱

You are a good man, and that pine tree will probably grow two inches taller by tomorrow, because of your kindness.

UPDATE: I just skip slid right after I made my previous post into the bathroom and took a nice long leak. Oh, it felt sooooooooo good, all those antioxidants leaving my body. And because I skip slided, it made it all even better! 😄

Originally posted by shyguy
i do all the time
normally in the kitchen when im cooking

And you call yourself a shy guy? Nobody shy skip slides, dude. 😉 😄 And you cook? You are going to make some lucky woman so happy one day! Unless you are gay, then you will make some guy really happy. 😉 I try to keep it real, y'know? 🙂

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
You are a good man, and that pine tree will probably grow two inches taller by tomorrow, because of your kindness.

Hmmm I wonder....will the same happen if I hug chick's [insert dirty word here]? 😇

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
And you call yourself a shy guy? Nobody shy skip slides, dude. 😉 😄 And you cook? You are going to make some lucky woman so happy one day! Unless you are gay, then you will make some guy really happy. 😉 I try to keep it real, y'know? 🙂

😂 everybody keeps on saying i would make a good husband

but i don't see it

Originally posted by Praylu
Hmmm I wonder....will the same happen if I hug chick's [insert dirty word here]? 😇

It depends on the amount of hug pressure! 😉

Originally posted by shyguy
😂 everybody keeps on saying i would make a good husband

but i don't see it

Well, you just have to trust how others perceive you, my friend. For instance, when I was young and broke my leg snow skiing, the doctor told me I'd never ever SKIP SLIDE again! Can you believe it?! And here I am, Skip Slide'n like there's no tomorrow! In fact, I've Skip Slid like five times since I made this thread! w00t

In fact, I'm a'skip slide'n right now! In reverse, WITH hand guns! 😱

2guns

ADdict

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
ADdict

That's right! And I'll a'skip slide right into Skip Slider's Anonymous! 💃

😱 ✅

Nope cant say i have

Yep. w00t

I skip slid inot the television, and the screen broke. 😄