I Got The Cramps...
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Morning_Glory
all the girls sympathize with me
bansadaww
lightning2
RaeRox
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
all the girls sympathize with me
bansadaww
lightning2
Orgasms help yes
Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
Orgasms help yes
I'm in ermm
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by RaeRox
Orgasms help yes
ladygrim
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
all the girls sympathize with me
bansadaww
lightning2
awwww
hug
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by ladygrim
awwww
hug thanks
hug
RaeRox
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm in ermm Originally posted by Morning_Glory
No, Im serious.
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by RaeRox
No, Im serious.
please explain how that helps
Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
No, Im serious.
I'm still in ermm
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
please explain how that helps
Well, I guess the general theory would go something like this: Orgasms -> Morning Glory feels good
It's pretty complicated but it makes sense when you think about it.
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well, I guess the general theory would go something like this: Orgasms -> Morning Glory feels good
It's pretty complicated but it makes sense when you think about it.
not quite what i meant... sdlfkjsdlk
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
not quite what i meant... sdlfkjsdlk
Hmm...still in.
RaeRox
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
please explain how that helps
It works for me, but Im guessing it has something to do with relaxing muscles....
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Raelin
It works for me, but Im guessing it has something to do with relaxing muscles.... okie
Bardock42
Originally posted by RaeRox
It works for me, but Im guessing it has something to do with relaxing muscles....
....why does Rae not rock anymore?
The Pict
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
all the girls sympathize with me
bansadaww
lightning2
sorry to hear that diva
lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
all the girls sympathize with me
bansadaww
lightning2
hug
Bardock42
Originally posted by The Pict
sorry to hear that diva
Yeah..right...good idea...try to turn on the good side...
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
okie
So...how does one help?
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
all the girls sympathize with me
bansadaww
lightning2 Ew.
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Ew.
Ew. back at ya
Bardock42
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Ew.
Why? She just has some cramps...it's not like she's bleeding out of her vagina or anything....
~Da Rev~
Originally posted by Bardock42
Why? She just has some cramps...it's not like she's bleeding out of her vagina or anything.... hmm true.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
ugh! I'm getting a headache now
Hmm...become stronger...
Raelin
Originally posted by Bardock42
....why does Rae not rock anymore?
I dont know....I got that like two years ago seemed kinda immature.
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm...become stronger... what???
Bardock42
Originally posted by Raelin
I dont know....I got that like two years ago seemed kinda immature.
Yeah, certainly did..I kinda thought you were like..hmm...14 maybe.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
what???
I'm being an inconsiderate prick....blah to you.
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm being an inconsiderate prick....blah to you. aww
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
aww
Sorry, I like you ...here, have one of them hug smilies hug
Raelin
Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, certainly did..I kinda thought you were like..hmm...14 maybe.
Lol Im 15 in Decemember?
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Bardock42
Sorry, I like you ...here, have one of them hug smilies hug
thanks
Bardock42
Originally posted by Raelin
Lol Im 15 in Decemember?
Hehe, I'm still good at it.
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
thanks
Always a pleasure.
Storm
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
please explain how that helps
Endorphins are released by your body during sex, and a woman' s pain threshold increases substantially during orgasm. But this will vary from person to person.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
smoker4
Endorphin Machine kicking
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
Why? She just has some cramps...it's not like she's bleeding out of her vagina or anything....
enough already!!
Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
enough already!!
Of what?
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
Of what?
this.........stuff...
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
this.........stuff...
its not that big of a deal
guys always have to be scared or shy away from the womenly problems.. its not that big of a deal
smoker4
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
its not that big of a deal
guys always have to be scared or shy away from the womenly problems.. its not that big of a deal
I like womenly problems, i like womenly solutions better though
Rare__Fox
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
all the girls sympathize with me
bansadaww
lightning2
Ugg im sorry...cramps suck....
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
its not that big of a deal
guys always have to be scared or shy away from the womenly problems.. its not that big of a deal
You made the thread about it....also, no generalizitationing here, kay?
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
all the girls sympathize with me
bansadaww
lightning2
ohhh... hope it goes away soom hug
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Bardock42
You made the thread about it....also, no generalizitationing here, kay? ok, sorry
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
ok, sorry
What are you apologizing for?
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Bardock42
What are you apologizing for? because, the price of cheese went up
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
ohhh... hope it goes away soom hug
i found out what the bar code means...
GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUNG LADY!!
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i found out what the bar code means...
GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUNG LADY!!
where'd you learn to read bar codes!? You're not supposed to be able to do that!
smoker4
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
because, the price of cheese went up
As long as i can still afford to make my helmets it will be ok
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
where'd you learn to read bar codes!? You're not supposed to be able to do that!
i invented them!!
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i invented them!!
UGH! I hate it when you invent stuff! STOP IT!
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
because, the price of cheese went up
You did that? Well, how can I forgive the unforgivable?
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
UGH! I hate it when you invent stuff! STOP IT!
NEIN!! i do zat for ze good of all mankind!!
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
NEIN!! i do zat for ze good of all mankind!!
bar codes benefit NO ONE!
Bardock42
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
bar codes benefit NO ONE!
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOUNG LADY!!
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
bar codes benefit NO ONE!
zey will someday!!
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
zey will someday!!
No! Bar codes are only good for making sigs for Nazzy!
Morning_Glory
cramps to orgasms to bar codes... nice
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
cramps to orgasms to bar codes... nice
Tried the orgasm thing yet?
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Bardock42
Tried the orgasm thing yet? not in the mood ermm
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
not in the mood ermm
Fair enough....can we help you to come into that mood shifty
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Bardock42
Fair enough....can we help you to come into that mood shifty no...unless you physically want to come over to my place... but no
Shelbert Lemon
MG: Take 4 200mg Ibuprofen and eat some chocolate... or some Mac n Cheese. Either is good enough. hug
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
MG: Take 4 200mg Ibuprofen and eat some chocolate... or some Mac n Cheese. Either is good enough. hug good idea! mac and cheese droolio
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
good idea! mac and cheese droolio its the best comfort food... in my opinion ... you'll be right as rain in no time.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
no...unless you physically want to come over to my place... but no
...was that an offer?
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
No! Bar codes are only good for making sigs for Nazzy!
ENOUGH!! i won't have zis any longer!! as long as i'm older than you, i will decide on what good a bar code is for!!
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
ENOUGH!! i won't have zis any longer!! as long as i'm older than you, i will decide on what good a bar code is for!!
UGH! I hate seniority ranting
Shelbert Lemon
shouldnt it MG that is PMSing...
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
UGH! I hate seniority ranting
heed your elders, little one http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/disguise.gif
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
heed your elders, little one http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/disguise.gif
you're not that old. ermm
Shelbert Lemon
hmmm so far Im the oldest in this thread. Not hard to do on this sight though.
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
you're not that old. ermm
but i'm exceptionally older than you..that'll suffice
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
hmmm so far Im the oldest in this thread. Not hard to do on this sight though.
come sing with me...."oh but i was so much older then..i'm younger than that now..."
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
come sing with me...."oh but i was so much older then..i'm younger than that now..." if sing then we do it right my friend!
cheers
drunk "oh but i was so much older then..i'm younger than that now..."
Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
come sing with me...."oh but i was so much older then..i'm younger than that now..."
"Crimson flames tied through my ears.....rollin' high and mighty traps"
gabbygood22
all i'm going to say is EEEEEWWWWWWWW if you have the cramps don't tell any one eeewwwww
RogerRamjet
And I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it
but I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
a little of the glory of, well time slips away
and leaves you with nothing mister but
boring stories of glory days
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by gabbygood22
all i'm going to say is EEEEEWWWWWWWW if you have the cramps don't tell any one eeewwwww I was gonna say you shouldnt be childish... but then I seen your age.
its part of life... Im gonna be cramping next week toot
Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
And I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it
but I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
a little of the glory of, well time slips away
and leaves you with nothing mister but
boring stories of glory days
"Glory days well they'll pass you by....glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye"
gabbygood22
hahahahaha your funny and how old are you huh ? old man or woman
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by gabbygood22
hahahahaha your funny and how old are you huh ? old man or woman I wasnt trying to be funny but Im glad I can make your day.
Doesnt matter how old I am... Im old enough to undrstand this topic. Cramping is a b!tch.
not to mention the water weight gain.
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
"Glory days well they'll pass you by....glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye"
but the tune ends to soon for us all....
Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
but the tune ends to soon for us all....
Sorry, lost me there...
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
Sorry, lost me there...
i know...you're too young for that...
Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i know...you're too young for that...
...
I just haven't heard of the artist or song yet...damn you.
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by gabbygood22
hahahahaha your funny and how old are you huh ? old man or woman
Jeez, grow up a little. You're old enough to be cramping, you should be able to emphasize, not go around saying "EEEWWW"
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
...
I just haven't heard of the artist or song yet...damn you.
now here's a lil' somethin' ya might not like...my DJ's name's Mix Master Mike...
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
Jeez, grow up a little. You're old enough to be cramping, you should be able to emphasize, not go around saying "EEEWWW"
LOOK!! a mean old fat spider!!!
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i know...you're too young for that... Originally posted by Bardock42
...
I just haven't heard of the artist or song yet...damn you. awwww I was enjoying watching you two bond disgust
funnily enough... I have no idea what that song is
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
LOOK!! a mean old fat spider!!!
shock WHERE!?
AAHHH firefirefireph
Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
now here's a lil' somethin' ya might not like...my DJ's name's Mix Master Mike... Now there is something I don't even want to know...hmmm....
No escape from the mass mind rape ...play it again jack and then rewind the tape...play it again and again and again
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
awwww I was enjoying watching you two bond disgust
funnily enough... I have no idea what that song is
ah....it's something only two cheeky german guys can share, Luv, sorry
well looking at your last.fm i can imagine that Jethro Tull is not on your menue..
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
shock WHERE!?
AAHHH firefirefireph
oh...i think it went under your bed and waits until you're asleep..
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
ah....it's something only two cheeky german guys can share, Luv, sorry
well looking at your last.fm i can imagine that Jethro Tull is not on your menue..
fine, understood... you have your moment with Bardy and Ill have my Mac n Cheese.
droolio sorry... Im having a comfort moment. that stuff is addicting!
Nope.. heard his name but not his music.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
fine, understood... you have your moment with Bardy and Ill have my Mac n Cheese.
droolio sorry... Im having a comfort moment. that stuff is addicting!
Nope.. heard his name but not his music.
I wouldn't like Mac n Cheese at the moment..no I wouldn't.
Shelbert Lemon
Originally posted by Bardock42
I wouldn't like Mac n Cheese at the moment..no I wouldn't. maybe a wrap of sorts?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
maybe a wrap of sorts?
Actually yeah....
RogerRamjet
and what should be in it?
Bardock42
Hmm, not sure....probably grilled chicken...with honey mustard droolio
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
Hmm, not sure....probably grilled chicken...with honey mustard droolio
well since you're german..how about some egg noodles with ketchup?
Shelbert Lemon
you must share shock
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
oh...i think it went under your bed and waits until you're asleep..
make it go away cry smush it or something
Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
well since you're german..how about some egg noodles with ketchup?
...weirdo?
The Pict
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
LOOK!! a mean old fat spider!!!
aww man, that is the funniest thing i have heard all day
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
make it go away cry smush it or something
aww...it won't hurt you...that is until it crawls into your mouth..ermm
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
...weirdo?
NO!! german...
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
aww...it won't hurt you...that is until it crawls into your mouth..ermm
cry you're scaring me
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
cry you're scaring me
it's a fact...throughout the year, you swallow up to 120 bugs while you're sleeping..eat
Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
NO!! german...
HEINRICH. Do not insult ze German peoplez by not capitalizing our most precious country.
Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
it's a fact...throughout the year, you swallow up to 120 bugs while you're sleeping..eat It's also a fact that this is not true.
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by The Pict
aww man, that is the funniest thing i have heard all day
i'm glad i could brighten your day....eh...noticed that brighten sounds like Brighton? weird..
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
it's a fact...throughout the year, you swallow up to 120 bugs while you're sleeping..eat shock
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
it's a fact...throughout the year, you swallow up to 120 bugs while you're sleeping..eat
That's nasty...and was definitely something I didn't need to know.
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by gabbygood22
all i'm going to say is EEEEEWWWWWWWW if you have the cramps don't tell any one eeewwwww oh grow up
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
It's also a fact that this is not true.
it is true...believe me...
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
shock
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Bardock42
It's also a fact that this is not true.
Mr Bard.. .Im waiting
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
That's nasty...and was definitely something I didn't need to know.
well you still live, do you? so it's not that bad...
Nazgulinthedark
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
well you still live, do you? so it's not that bad...
But now I'm paranoid about sleeping with my mouth open ermm
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Mr Bard.. .Im waiting
Oh so you actually were offering?
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
HEINRICH. Mir grauts vor dir.....hehe....I mean, no sweat.
It isn't...believe me.
i don't cause i know that for a fact...so choo!!!
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh so you actually were offering? maybe
*waits*
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Nazgulinthedark
But now I'm paranoid about sleeping with my mouth open ermm
THAT'S exactly why you swallow them..think...what attracts insects? right! warm, smelly and moist pits...exactly what your mouth poses when you're asleep...but again...you can't help it and it won't kill you...
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
THAT'S exactly why you swallow them..think...what attracts insects? right! warm, smelly and moist pits...exactly what your mouth poses when you're asleep...but again...you can't help it and it won't kill you... thats sick
Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i don't cause i know that for a fact...so choo!!!
NO. zat is not true.
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
thats sick
well you can't just stop breathing, right?
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
maybe
*waits*
Damn, I wish I was in the US right now.
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Bardock42
Damn, I wish I was in the US right now.
Punkyhermy
aww...
I HATE cramps!
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
NO. zat is not true.
ha...your refusal to cope wiz ze circumstances of zis newly gained information..i find quite amusing wheelchair
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
Damn, I wish I was in the US right now.
and mix wiz zose animals?? are you krank??
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
aww...
I HATE cramps! me too
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
It's okay, I am sure other people love you too...
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
ha...your refusal to cope wiz ze circumstances of zis newly gained information..i find quite amusing wheelchair
It's not newly found. I read it in some weird Chain Email (even there the figure was remarkably lower)..thing is, it's not true.
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
and mix wiz zose animals?? are you krank??
No, nein, nein. It'z for ze best of humankind.
Morning_Glory
this thread can die now... Im feeling better
Bardock42
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
this thread can die now... Im feeling better
I like the thread though...
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Bardock42
It's not newly found. I read it in some weird Chain Email (even there the figure was remarkably lower)..thing is, it's not true.
No, nein, nein. It'z for ze best of humankind.
we had that in Biologie LEISTUNGS KURS...it is a fact..and if it can pose as a nice chain mail joke..i don't give a f.uck...
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by Bardock42
I like the thread though... ok you can live here
Bardock42
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
we had that in Biologie LEISTUNGS KURS...it is a fact..and if it can pose as a nice chain mail joke..i don't give a f.uck...
It's just impossible...
20 maybe....I'll settle for 20.
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
ok you can live here
Thank you
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
ok you can live here
well i'd be very disappointed if you had offered him my cookie jar...
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
well i'd be very disappointed if you had offered him my cookie jar...
you have a cookie jar now hungry where?
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
you have a cookie jar now hungry where?
the one you wanted to put me in...?? for 10$ was it?
Morning_Glory
it was $10 more than what I have... and it wasnt a cookie jar it was just a jar - no cookies in it
i still want to put you in that jar eat
The Pict
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
it's a fact...throughout the year, you swallow up to 120 bugs while you're sleeping..eat
nah, its like three and a half thats the average
RogerRamjet
Originally posted by The Pict
nah, its like three and a half thats the average
in Edinburgh maybe...
Morning_Glory
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
in Edinburgh maybe...
are you saying in Scotland they have fewer bugs than us yanks
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