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I grow weary of the whole Chuck Norris shit, Steven might possibly be the king of all puns.

I would gladly call the man who threw a man out of a moving train while saying "looks like this is your stop" god!

The very same man that slammed a computer moniter into a ninja's face while screaming the words: "Hey, looks like you've got mail!"

Seagal owns Norris.

I hate Seagal........this thread made me silently puke.

Jet Li

Steven Seagal had a one on one fight with a venomous rattlesnake in his pick-up truck, while still driving beneath the speed limit.

Originally posted by Scythe
Steven Seagal had a one on one fight with a venomous rattlesnake while still driving beneath the speed limit.

........for some reason I feel like eating a bullet.

Looks like someone hasn't seen that viral video of Seagal's Eikido clip of him breaking 23 people's arms.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/gabelytle/wasted.jpg

Originally posted by SelphieT
I hate Seagal........this thread made me silently puke.

Yeah that happens...

Steven Seagal Owns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvqJf_7DCM0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwN3IgqVjTA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iJQ8TGYQU8

That's not what the poll says.

..........ghey.

Bruce Lee

I vote me. Liz could take all of you!

chuck norris pwns. ermm

Originally posted by The Pict
Jet Li

segal would waste norris.

nowadays, steven seagal is too bloated from eating to many bonbons. he'd have a heart attack before he'd be able to lift is leg in order to kick someone. oh, did i forget to mention he's pregnant?

Originally posted by SelphieT
I hate Seagal........this thread made me silently puke.

Chuck Norris All the way.

Originally posted by Quincy Archer
Bruce Lee
Wooo!!

Originally posted by dr. pookie
nowadays, steven seagal is too bloated from eating to many bonbons. he'd have a heart attack before he'd be able to lift is leg in order to kick someone. oh, did i forget to mention he's pregnant?

He doesn't need complete mobility, the main idea is to just position himself in a single obese stance, and wait for Norris to take charge with his cobra-king-kick-of-complete-ghey to twist his arm off with his awesome Aikido.

Originally posted by Scythe
He doesn't need complete mobility, the main idea is to just position himself in a single obese stance, and wait for Norris to take charge with his cobra-king-kick-of-complete-ghey to twist his arm off with his awesome Aikido.

how about bruce lee?

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
how about bruce lee?

Bruce Lee isn't even in this compitition. However if your looking for an opinion, or a set scenario example from me, let's see.

Bruce Lee, upon entering the same room where Seagal and Norris are locked in eternal combat, would automatically begin to brush his teeth, and contemplate suicide, because clearly, after witnessing Seagal's blubber flying about, and Norris' fight moves accompanied by excercise machine sales-pitches, will be enough to drive any man insane.

However, he will soon realize that he must murder not only Norris or Seagal, but Uma Therman, and Rosanne as well, and he would use the most deadliest weapon of all, Economics!

This is how:

He will expose the fact that Norris' excercise machines are being built by children kidnapped from Nike sweat shops.

He will alert Seagal that Norris is indeed employing Seagal's children in his sweat shop, and not paying them enough to afford the half dozen box of twinkies Seagal so joyfully enjoys. Sending Seagal into a crazed tantrum, he will seek the aid of Rosanne by telling her that they have indeed raised the price of the half dozen twinkie box by 37 cents thanks to Lee, and together they will run into Norris head on, causing an explosion of ghey.

As for Uma, Lee will in fact be furious over the bastardization that has become of his yellow jumpsuit. He will in response, hire a b-movie plastic surgeon to "work" on Uma's face when the time comes, however dissing the plastic surgeon with three dollars short of his asking price, the plastic surgeon will "accidentally" re-work Uma to look like Tom Arnold, in which case, whatever part of Rosanne's body that survived the explosion with scurry across the land, and devour the Tom Arnold looking Uma.

Steven Seagal is an ass....

Chuck Norris can kick ass...

There is your answer.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
Steven Seagal is an ass....

Chuck Norris can kick ass...

There is your answer.

You shall seen be drafted into the brainless interweb army.

No Army can hold this Dwarf back!

Originally posted by Scythe
I grow weary of the whole Chuck Norris shit, Steven might possibly be the king of all puns.

I would gladly call the man who threw a man out of a moving train while saying "looks like this is your stop" god!

The very same man that slammed a computer moniter into a ninja's face while screaming the words: "Hey, looks like you've got mail!"

Seagal owns Norris.

I wish they would just get along. Peace.

Originally posted by WrathfulDwarf
No Army can hold this Dwarf back!


Hahahahahahahaha.....................................

Originally posted by Scythe
He doesn't need complete mobility, the main idea is to just position himself in a single obese stance, and wait for Norris to take charge with his cobra-king-kick-of-complete-ghey to twist his arm off with his awesome Aikido.

i agree that steven is gifted in the art of breaking a persons arm, but keep in mind that chuck norris was trained by bruce lee