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1. hair clogging the drain
2. Band-aids
3. Toenails
4. Urine
5. dirt...


Now its your turn. What things dont you like to find in a shower?

1) The Rolling Stones
2) A Ketchup Bottle
3) Martha Stewert
4) Mist
5) Aids

1. Hair clogging the drain
2. Band-aids
3. Toenails
4. Urine
5. Dirt
6. Tampons
7. Spiders
8. Used condoms

All of the above what 3 people said but include boogger flicked and stuck at the tiles

Originally posted by Leo.M
...
8. Used condoms

Sorry about that.

It Only happened a few times....

Originally posted by Noble Strong
All of the above what 3 people said but include boogger flicked and stuck at the tiles You can see boogers? Aren't boogers really small?

1) Another man.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Sorry about that.

It Only happened a few times.... wanker

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
wanker

You left yours too.

hair on the walls

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You left yours too. Whats mine is yours, and whats yours is mine.

Shit.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
You can see boogers? Aren't boogers really small?
Well? some are big enough to see on the handle of the faucet or anywhere it landed.

Include piece of shit because liquid farts happens

Originally posted by Noble Strong
Well? some are big enough to see on the handle of the faucet or anywhere it landed.

Include piece of shit because liquid farts happens

1.Condoms
2.Hair clogs
3. Shoe string
4.Food

Where the **** do you people shower?

Originally posted by silver_tears
Where the **** do you people shower? Your bathroom. ^_^

i take shower at home, gym, and public bathroom (after going to the beach)

1)Semen
2) Spilled soap or shampoo that makes the surface really slippery.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Where the **** do you people shower? Originally posted by VanillaCocaCola
Your bathroom. ^_^

Originally posted by VanillaCocaCola
Your bathroom. ^_^

Haha ha, that almost made me laugh.

Originally posted by silver_tears
Haha ha, that almost made me laugh.
almost doesnt count

Originally posted by silver_tears
Haha ha, that almost made me laugh. What about this ~~~>crazy

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
What about this ~~~>crazy

You fail.

Originally posted by silver_tears
You fail. "I dont have to ****ing impress you"

--Stewie Griffin

Hey I have kids, there's NO TELLING what I will find in the shower. Last week in fact my husband unclogged the drain an found a pink shoe lace that came form my daughter boots.lol

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
"I dont have to ****ing impress you"

--Stewie Griffin

Then why try so hard babe

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
What about this ~~~>crazy

2 other guys.

I hate finding pubic hair on the soap bar puke

Originally posted by SelphieT
I hate finding pubic hair on the soap bar puke





Okay eww, and more importantly why would it be on the soap, don't you like have a wash cloth or something

Originally posted by silver_tears




Okay eww, and more importantly why would it be on the soap, don't you like have a wash cloth or something

they aren't my pubes.

Originally posted by silver_tears




Okay eww, and more importantly why would it be on the soap, don't you like have a wash cloth or something Guys or girls?

Dead people, squirrels, dead squirrels, squirrels eating dead people, dead people eating squirrels, the list goes on....

Originally posted by SelphieT
they aren't my pubes.

I bet you watch Big Brother 7.
...And thats why you said that.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Dead people, squirrels, dead squirrels, squirrels eating dead people, dead people eating squirrels, the list goes on....

holy hell, what strange things to find in the shower! Glad I've never seen them in my shower.

Michael Jackson

Period blood

Originally posted by silver_tears
Haha ha, that almost made me laugh. Ha ha ha... you make me laugh. ^^

1. Snakes
2. An airplane
3. Severed penis

Originally posted by bigbran
2 other guys.


That would be the worst, I agree.

my mother and father

1-empty douche bottles
2-overly soaped up wash rags...yeah I have picked these bastards up a few times, its no picnic
3-hair in the drain
4-dirt

clint eastwood
the pope
tom cruise

Backfire.

Originally posted by Soleran
That would be the worst, I agree. It wouldn't be that bad

A very hairy naked man covered in ominous liquids shouting "The end is coming...... all over my face."


(So, so wrong, I apologise.)

Originally posted by Hans Moleman
What would he be doing in the shower?

I don't know.... but I certainly wouldn't want to find it.

A dead guy...
Grandpa
Grandma
and yeah some other guys

Someone with a knife...



















besides me.

Originally posted by Hans Moleman
I'd be a bit curious.

Is one coming out of said closet?

1) Chuck Norris
2) Chewbacca
3) Hamster
4) A flock flamingos

LOL good one

Continued...

5) Mr. T
6) Holy Bible
7) Queen of England
8) Sean Connery
9) Herd of buffaloes
10) Secret Admirer

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I bet you watch Big Brother 7.
...And thats why you said that.

actually I dont' watch that junk, I'm actually being serious

I hate when the tub is full of water from the last person to take a bath, because the idoit didn't drain the tub. I hate having to stick my hand in that water to pull the plug.

Originally posted by Detect. Scrotes
Period blood

how would you differentiate from normal blood?

One of the houses i lived in as a kid had a seperate shower from the rest of the bathroom, there was the laundy, the toilet, then a shower. About the size of a linen closet, but it was a shower. It was obviously once white tiled, but when we rented there, it looked like a coal mine. It was black from grime, there were spiders and cobwebs in there. Mum thought about cleaning it but it was in such a state i think she just left it be. I think my dad had a shower in there once, but i dont think i ever actually stepped in there myself.

1.barnie
2.michael jackson
3.my mom
4.bloigen
5.a man in a giant penis costume

Roseanne
Rosie O'Donnell
Carrot Top
Sean Hayes
Splooge

underwear deliberately left there... ewwww....

1. A dead body
2. 2 dead bodies
3. A homocidal maniac
4. Michael Jackson
5. A dragon

I dont want to go into detail, but a dead baby.

Hey, I have a rather disgusting and upsetting riddle!

What's grosser than finding 5 dead babies in one trashcan?

eww...

blood...

and dead people, heads ripped open that the brain is leaking out.. shock disturbing thought!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
1) The Rolling Stones
2) A Ketchup Bottle
3) Martha Stewert
4) Mist
5) Aids

lol The first 3 is brilliant!

Anyone want to guess the answer to my riddle?

what riddle?

The "What's grosser than finding five dead babies in a trashcan?" riddle. Well, it's more of a joke sorta thing. But it's kinda disturbing

what is it,,,?

Finding one dead baby in 5 trashcans

Originally posted by tabby999
how would you differentiate from normal blood?



this is grosse and since i dont get them i can only rely on my scientific knowledge. but the period isn't like pure blood it is the endometrium once it has broken down. This will make it (i think thicker) than blood, maybe clumpy (it may have coagulated) and be a darker colour










































**gipps**

it is disturbing... shock

Very

**gipps**

*helds back.. almost throws up.. well, no... not really...*

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
*helds back.. almost throws up.. well, no... not really...*

my friends periods used to clot real bad and they cam out in lumps

do you really need to tell that to us???

Originally posted by Noble Strong
Well? some are big enough to see on the handle of the faucet or anywhere it landed.

Include piece of shit because liquid farts happens

Oh now really, please

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
do you really need to tell that to us???

lol sorry

i wouldnt want to find me in the shower cus that would be weird staring at myself

*shivers, and almost throws up*

hmmm...

Originally posted by dukes777(7)
i wouldnt want to find me in the shower cus that would be weird staring at myself



I know who i would like to find in the sho- I mean.... yeah that would be weird

i would like to find alot of people in the shower... but the shower wouldnt spray water it would spray gasoline and i would "accidentally" drop a match in it

arsonists??? shock

shock I'm just... gonna back away.... and... go out the door.... then lock it....

no... im not an arson... im violent sometimes thats all

I know, but.... *locks all 1500 of the locks*

*backing away... drops hand to saber ,assuring protection...

hmmmm... i get the feeling you guys wanna play charades

*uses special Matrix Twins powers to turn incoperal and go to the other side of the world*

*makes all stuff float via force to the door, and makes sure she locks it*


nooo!!! noooo!!! don't burn the hauz down!! noo!!!

okay i wont...

good.. now i'm really going guys! bye!

NOOOO!

yay... no its just me and council... come here friend

Originally posted by VanillaCocaCola
1) Another man.

Originally posted by dukes777(7)
yay... no its just me and council... come here friend

runforhills

werent you listening... the hills have eyes... and so do i... do you guys smell that smell... it smells like rape