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Jack's just messing around. He started that joke in the first movie,and kept it.

Sometimes it is just best to ignore Jack's comments. He likes to pick on Will, especially with eunuch. Notice how he even describes him to Davy Jones as a wonderful soprano, and doesn't object when Barbosa calls him a welp (puppy). The whole running gag is that Jack is basically saying Will is a pussy.

^ diddo

yep.
but if he does turn out to be a eunich, i'll probably gasp.
jack: "you're just mad because you're a eunich"
liz: "will, is this true?!"
will: *looks at liz, looks at floor* "i'm so sorry, but he's right."
me: *gasp* wth!!

hahhahaha

haha lol luv ur ideas jessigem thanx every1 i'm pretty sure now

I think though,that there has to be a reason behind the 'eunich' thing. I know there is a thread about Beckett's mark,but...(you probable see where I'm going with this.)

Becketts gay?? lol

eunich doesn't mean gay!!!
it means stripped of your manhood i.e. eunuchy snip snip or whatever jack said.
i think he just goes on about the eunich stuff to show that he's accepted will. like by teasing him it shows that jack thinks will is a decent guy. but then of course he goes and betrays them all so im not so sure of anything anymore. maybe jack is just being jack.

YEAH! Jack's just being Jack!

r u guys sure you know what eunuch means?

he couldnt really b a eunich bc in the sence where will is brought to jack, jeck tell the canibles to do something eunichy snip snip so he was tellin them th "snip snip" so there would hav had to hav been something to snip

Originally posted by sccch
Jack's just messing around. He started that joke in the first movie,and kept it.

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
r u guys sure you know what eunuch means?

Yes,we know what 'eunuch' means.

he wasn't telling them TO MAKE will a eunuch, he was telling them will IS a eunuch.

Originally posted by sccch
Yes,we know what 'eunuch' means.
no balls...

that's why i said "stripped of manhood" earlier....

wow this is interesting to watch.

this discussion about eunuchs? i bet it is.....

i just felt like being really blunt about it...

oh yeah. especially since im not including myself in it. it really bugs me when people try to talk about what they dont understand. like if ur in this discussion and you dont know what a eunuch is. ur discussing what u no nothing about

this is so hilarious

hey this is a serious matter. even though i don't think it's true, young William could very well be a eunuch!! what a nightmare.

i really dont think he's a eunuch. i mean, you guys know Jack sparrow. he makes up stuff. this all starts over a sword fight and jack says "Or, perhaps the reason you practice 3 hours a day is that you've already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. Your not a eunuch are you?"he was just proposing something

strumpet? i think he said something else.....

nope, he said strumpet, sick i no. but i have watched that movie so many times. the last time i drove to utah, i got so bored that i recited the HOLE movie. literally. and ive watched it with captions way too many times. ive watched the commentary /w Johnny depp way too many times too

i tried to watch the commentary with johnny but it was too boring. so i watched the kiera/jack d commentary instead. it was hilarious!! she has so much energy.

i no! ive watched that so many times. Gore Verbinski is a dirty little fellow! he cusses A LOT if you watch the full comentary, you hear him cuss at least 6 times

i didn't make it past the part where he's swinging on the rope, it was too monotone for me to bear.

lol. i only listened 4 johnny. but he didnt talk much it was all the dunghead Verbinski.

i couldn't tell. the both sounded the same to me. or maybe it was because i only listened to the first 10 min......i'm not good with voices. or actually, i am. just not theirs.

well u no how obsessed i am, but sometimes i got lost untill johnny talked and i would be like "oh that wasnt johnny!" but most of the time i new cuz gore has a LITTLE higher voice, but they sounded different

yeah. and he never really talked about what happened while he was being jack. like he never said "oh yeah that was a hard scene for me because the line was tough" so i couldn't tell who was talking.

I always watch the Keira and Jack commentary.She tells Jack to shut up like 4 times!

lol but she never shuts up herself!!! but i think she tells him to shut up because he's not in a lot of scenes and she is.

tell me about it man! i hate her! shes a little JOhnny kissing ****. im sorry, bu i HATE her!

just cuz she kissed johnny? that's no reason to hate somebody.
i think if she hadn't done the commentary the way she did it, it would have been boring and a waste of dvd space.

^true dat. totally agreed.

although that is the main reason, thats not the only reason i hate her. she is just annoying and she dresses really skimpy and she pierced her bellybutton which i think is gross. i have nothing against Elizabeth, just keira

i love keira! who cares if she pirced her belly button. and how does she skimpy. i think she dresses perfectly fine

actually, she does dress kinda skimpy. and she went anorexic for little while. now she weighs like 100 lbs. and i agree belly button piercings are gross, but it looked great on her before she lost weight. i hate it when fat people get their belly button pierced. it's repulsive. :yuck: but i don't hate kiera. she's a pretty good actress.

yeah i dont like belly button peircings either but i mean that doesn really matter.and ive never seen her dress skimpy but ill believe you guys. but i still dont hate her. she is one o my favorite actresses

her acting is ok, its just her personality and her choice of dress and the piercing. i mean, did u see the dress she wore to the premire?

i htought it was a pretty dress. but true it is kinda skimpy. but i think hse is a very good actress. and her personality is perfectly fine

offtopic...how did we go from Will being a eunuch to Keira and how she dresses?

We dont stay on topic on any of the threads.

...'dat's a bad thing.nono

yes....but we usually get back on topic eventually. solets get back on topic now.

OK! 'Dat's a good thing!

Keira posed naked for Rolling Stone or something and that didn't quite sit well with me. What is the point of having a beautiful body if you just show it to anyone freely? Now to tie it back to the eunuch idea, if Will saw that picture and didn't feel anything, he's a eunuch!

if only he could see that pic, then we would no 4 sure

lol
im pretty sure he'd feel something. or maybe he wouldn't because kiera has no chest. no offense to her or anything, but she admitted it herself.

hahah but its true. she is as flat as a pancake!

well, maybe not that flat. but pretty close.
that's why she was so proud of her cleavage in the 1st pirate movie

hahha true dat

oh i feel bad i started a thread that turned in2 a h8 keira thread(sorta) and she's my fav actress of all times yeah but bak 2 wil im pretty convinced now that he's NOT an eunich (aN eunich that doesnt sound right lol watever) but that's wat we think ................. maybe we'll find out in movie 3 i just still find it funny will neva sticks up 4 himself - weird that he wont stand up 4 him

That's just how Jack likes to pick on him. Honestly, if I were a pirate like Jack who had had all these adventures and had been in all these fights and dilemmas, and then this kid blacksmith starts talking himself up and trying to put me down, I'd call him a eunuch too just to show the pansy who's boss.

pansy

ya, shes always saying "Oh! look at my cleavage!" in the commentary. iadmit, she is VERY flat. im surprised she hasnt gotten implants yet, considering Hollywood these days

probably because she doesn't need boobs to be beautiful.

III think it would help.

She was able to play that male pirate act well.

lol, i agree!

yep.
and it would help if she had boobs. but im just saying she doesn't really need them since we all think she's pretty anyways.

yeh shes such a pretty n lovely person id luv 2 meet her n tell her how fantastic in movies i think she is shes my fav actress (i think i mentioned that be4 on this thread i dunno lol) but bak 2 will being a eunich (yeh gotta stay on topic or we mite have 2 move this 2 da off-topic forum

thanks for the script post! so much reading!!!!!!!

ooo...posted in the wrong part...n/m

Keira's beautiful. As a small girl myself, I'm glad there's someone so gorgeous representing the small girl universe.

well i cant say much cuz im not so small. but i think she is the most beautiful girl ive ever seen. like seriously im so jealous of her even if sh is samll

it's the cheekbones
and the hair

yeah definately! gosh she is so gorgeous. i want to be like her! ugh...

her pout, man. The way she holds her mouth.

YEAH ive tried that and its just not the same...ugh...im so jealous

Originally posted by willofthewisp
Keira's beautiful. As a small girl myself, I'm glad there's someone so gorgeous representing the small girl universe.

I agree! She is one of my favorite actresses. Although some things she's done has made me like her less, like begging to kiss Johnny, and the nude cover.

ditto!

except that begging to kiss johnny thing was just a rumor and not true.

yea but still the nude cove rhting was just not right. and she didnt even look that good in it. so serves her right!

I read it in tons of interviews...she may not fo seriously begged to kiss johnny but...well ill just paste it in here...

"Keira Knightley begged film bosses to let her kiss Johnny Depp in the "Pirates of the Caribbean" sequel.

The British actress was so desperate to lock lips with her handsome co-star in "Dead Man's Chest" she asked director Gore Verbinski to give them an on-screen smooch.

And Keira was thrilled when she heard their characters would kiss.

She admitted: "I was saying, 'Give me one kiss, just give me one kiss'. I got it and it was good, really good."

Keira also confessed she loved the fact her character, Elizabeth Swann, was the love interest of both Depp and hunky Orlando Bloom.

She said: "Its like, wonderful, I can have feelings for both these very beautiful men."

The brunette star recently admitted she preferred kissing Depp, despite Bloom praising her smooching skills.

When quizzed on who she thought was the best kisser out of the two actors, she said: "Johnny Depp certainly wasn't bad."

"

link- http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7004071213

yeah i bet he wanst! i hate her! i want to kiss him! ugh... *sighs*

although it might be weird considering he is too old

Originally posted by jessigem
yep.
and it would help if she had boobs. but im just saying she doesn't really need them since we all think she's pretty anyways. on the contrary! I hate her and thik she is hideous! ok, maybe not hideous, but i HATE HER!!!!!!!!!! SHE KISSED MY MAN AND SHE WILL PAY LIKE NO ONE HAS PAYED BEFORE!!!!!!!! i will hunt her down and.................i probably shouldnt share this on the internet. FORGET WHAT I JUST SAID PEOPLE! man, i would do ANYTHING just to lock lips with that ssexxiness.kiss mmmmmmmmtongue_smilieyummy! you guys have no idea how much i want him!

ya i hitnk i do....u r going crazyy! i touhgt i loved him a little too much but u r crazzzzyyy about him!

more than crazy! there is like a burning love inside my obsessive obsession 4 him! i have nothing but respect for all that mmmmmmmmm! gah! i want him! hes mine! censoredoff him, all u other girls, HES MINE!

but i love him too! but u can have him sinc ei know how obsessed u r!

THANK YOU! finally SOMEONE understands. yet, i hold nothing against Vanessa. u wanna no why?

why?!

because i respect Johnny above all others, and he loves Vanessa with all his heart, so i love her also. Keira is different. he doesnt love her.and he produced 2 adorable balls of sunshine that give Johnny life together. cute little Lily-Rose Melody Depp and of course, John Christopher Depp III

oo that makes perfect sense! i love her too!

shes so pretty, and i respect that it was love at first sight. i only wish he had those kids /w me. tho i am much too young

DITTO!

totally,man

ugh..im so jealous of her. why cnat he love ME that way. First of all, Why cnat he KNOW me!
*SIGHS*

ditto

i WILL know him one day...if my dream to become an actress come stur then it is possible!

me too! i wanna b an actress. i am practicing hard to become so. i only live 2 hours from LA, so i could visit his house if i new where it was

lol. i liv like and hour away. and also in like may or somehitng i get to go to this party thing...and lots of celebrities go to it.... so mabe he wil be there too...im so hiping he is!

wow that is so cool! if u meet him, get me an autograph!!!

defiantley! im gonna get like 832342938474783 billion autographs and hugs and kisses on the cheek form him! YEAH! im soo happy!

sweet

me too i love in palmdale!

kewl!


gosh i really hope he is there!

im glad 4 u

nah ur jealous, huh

no, really, im happy at the same time as jealus

lol. im soo friggin happy! ahhh! i cant wait that long! omg i just realized it the sme month the movie come sout so mabe he wil like invite to go to the premiere! ahhh! im so excited !

oro? what's going on?

...guys are nuts

They know they are.

oh u guys r all soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky u live in america i live a day away by plane (australia) its sooooooooooooo unfair u r all rite where all the big chances 2 break thru in2 da acting world r i want 2 be an actress 2 i go 2 a performing arts skool n hav acting lessons every week n hav been in plays n stuff like that but its hard cuz australia doesnt hav as big of film industry as america n united kingdom do u guys r soooooooooooo lucky ah well i suppose u can neva say neva

u r all lucky ducks pirate2

well how bout this...i'm WAY to damn ugly to be in film/Television

if i didnt no u (or if i lived near u) id be stranglling ur neck rite now that is soooooooooooo not tru don say such mean stuff bout urself gal ur only putting urself down i want u 2 promise me neva 2 say such a thing about urself again (sorry that waz probably a bit scary or da yelling i just did but i h8 it wen pplz put themselves down)

ok...i wont...

good gal im sure ur goergous but sorry if i scared u did i

nah it's cool

lol but bak 2 will n eunichyness but i now think my thread is a little pointless i think we summed up pretty much that will isnt an eunich so unless any1 wants 2 keep dis going goodbye n thanx every1

i doubt will is an eunich but if he was i can cure him

hahahaha

Originally posted by Chiki Mina
i doubt will is an eunich but if he was i can cure him

how?

im afraid i cant post anything porn-ish here hehe

hahaha

lol hahahaha

its really not that funny

its called curiousity ............................... nah i don really wanna know lol

lol right. wwwaahh!! Steve Irwin is dead!!!

and out of curiousit ivebeendepped....do you ave ocd?

??

Originally posted by sailorleo
and out of curiousit ivebeendepped....do you ave ocd? oh obsessive compulsive disorder? no! did u never see my avatar before i changed it? here it is, ill show it to u and thatll give u an answer:

obessesive compulsive disorder......why do i ALWAYS have to explain.....doesn't anyone know how to google anymore......gahhh!!!!!!! *throws fit*

Originally posted by ivebeendepped43
oh obsessive compulsive disorder? no! did u never see my avatar before i changed it? here it is, ill show it to u and thatll give u an answer: sorry, i posted after you. i knew, i just wasnt thinking

no...but i really think you do b/c i can't imagine why else someone would DAILY post on anything....even if there's nothing to say and make it so you have the latest post for an enitre page...

...................................uuummmm..........................................no comment

that's my point exactly......lol

hehe

omg is that on ur news 2 i was so shocked wen steve irwin died i still cant believe it i guess we all thought he was invincible im so sad this isn't right n wat bout little bindi her dad was her idol i feel very sorry for the irwins n every1 that was close 2 him n knew him. God bless u Steve Irwin ull be missed by every1 a true legend!