I've Been Blinded!! Blinded I Tells Ya!

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I've Been Blinded!! Blinded I Tells Ya!

firefirefireph

weep

So I was laying on my sisters bed and she was sitting just behind my head and for some unknown reason she decided to squirt moisturiser onto my cheek... but it didn't hit my cheek it went in my eye!!

crybaby

then she said "I was just preparing you for adult life"

I have no idea what she meant by that... whistling 😇

now it burns... cry

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
firefirefireph

weep

So I was laying on my sisters bed and she was sitting just behind my head and for some unknown reason she decided to squirt moisturiser onto my cheek... but it didn't hit my cheek it went in my eye!!

crybaby

then she said "I was just preparing you for adult life"

I have no idea what she meant by that... whistling 😇

now it burns... cry

petpet

Re: I've Been Blinded!! Blinded I Tells Ya!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I have no idea what she meant by that... whistling 😇

I can show you...

😂 what she said sounded extremely shifty...

hug poor Piggle🙁

Originally posted by Roulette
😂 what she said sounded extremely shifty...

hug poor Piggle🙁

I didn't notice.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
firefirefireph

weep

So I was laying on my sisters bed and she was sitting just behind my head and for some unknown reason she decided to squirt moisturiser onto my cheek... but it didn't hit my cheek it went in my eye!!

crybaby

then she said "I was just preparing you for adult life"

I have no idea what she meant by that... whistling 😇

now it burns... cry

*grabs boob*

It was mist

evillaugh

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*grabs boob*

It was mist

evillaugh

Damn Him disgust

Shes just telling you that you're going to have a guy splurge in your face.

I'm not going to lie about it, might as well be honest and just tell you.

🙄

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Damn Him disgust
🥷

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
🙄

I think he is right.

I thought she meant one day a guy was going to try and put moisturiser on my cheek and it would miss and go in my eye... 😕

😐

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I thought she meant one day a guy was going to try and put moisturiser on my cheek and it would miss and go in my eye... 😕

😐

I'm sure she meant that. Now drop on your knees and open your mouth.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm sure she meant that. Now drop on your knees and open your mouth.
Is it time for juice? 😱

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Is it time for juice? 😱

You could say that.

Well, if there is juice, i'm sticking around.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I'm sure she meant that. Now drop on your knees and open your mouth.

I'm telling my daddy!

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Well, if there is juice, i'm sticking around.

You wouldn't like that.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Shes just telling you that you're going to have a guy splurge in your face.

I'm not going to lie about it, might as well be honest and just tell you.

😆