25 reasons why alcohol should be served at work

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Corran
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of drinks.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.
21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as "gross."
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common language.

Anyone with any more reasons?

Dexx
i'll keep thsi in mind for my future boss.

Tex
Half the workforce is drunk anyways.
Might as well

ToMacco
Great thread title.

I should show this to the bosses at work.

26. Being drunk is fun.
27. It makes time fly by.

queeq
Good call, I'll put it in the boss's mailbox today.

mah
does the same rules count for employees in school? kindergarten?

Corran
Especially for teachers I would think.

finti
28. you get time off from work when you have to take a piss every 15 min, and the pissbreak last 5 min

queeq
Might as well chuck it in right away then.

yerssot
mah? why the interest in kindergarten?

queeq
You have interest in Kindergarten? When are you going?

Gundark
I knew ToMacco would love this thread. laughing out loud laughing out loud

mah
I havent shown no interest for no kindergarten

yerssot
stick out tongue

Gundark
Wee folk school.

queeq
I hope yerss is allowed to go next season. It would help his development.

Gundark
Nothing is going to help that short of brain replacement.

yerssot
I've actually been banned from kindergarten

Captain REX
And you've been banned from all other grades above, from 1st to Colledge. We can either send you to preschool or the Asylum School for the Mentally Deranged.

yerssot
the chocholate tree please!

mechmoggy
I've been to work on Saturdays still drunk from Friday nights. Its fun right up until the point the hangover kicks in. With this new work ethic, that should never happen.

Good work Corran.

Captain REX
I agree with #1. laughing out loud

29. Plenty of jobs for everyone if your co-workers drink heavily and die of heart problems.

Gundark
Or liver failure.

mechmoggy
The curse of the drinking man. sad

Corran
another old but still funny one, I'd almost forgotten that I had a sense of humour.

Gundark
This was a good thread.

You just need to brush a bit more of the dirt off, though.....


I've got mud all over my keyboard now.

Corran
I'm sorry I was looking the cupboard for something else and I came across this it just made me laugh.

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