Math test

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trolly_crouchjr
Batman, Reed Richards, The Leader, Superman, Death Happy Dance
Who would score the highest? The test is uber hard btw.They have 1 day to study. Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance No cheating or fighting during the test.

Scoobless
Death? how many PHDs does she have?

xmarksthespot
M.D.?

http://www.benzo.org.uk/images/drdeath.jpg

H. S. 6
Wolverman (aka Baterine) wins with prep.

DarkCrawler
Jesus.

Tassadar
Reed Richards ftw.

rotiart
Reed is a scientific genius.. but has made mathematical errors before. IE... cosmic storm that gave the team their powers.

Batman is known for his logic and analytical skills, also his creative ways to arrive at answers. In a theoretical sense if he'd studied all his life, he'd have the highest potential. However he spent a lot of time studying martial arts, and delving into other matters. 1 day is not enough time to study Differntial Calculus.

In a recent comic superman was stated to be able to do millions (or was it billions) of calculations a second. He can run through more logical scenarios than anyone. However Calculus requires not only logical skills, but analyzing skills. Just cause Superman can do 1+1 a million times in his head, and knows it takes 5 pennies, 2 nickles, 1 dime and 3 quarters to make a dollar, doesn't mean he's solving integral mathematics.

Death's a cosmic entity, but she couldn't even do the math on what happens when you get 1 power hungry champion of death, and godlike power, and put them together. Lets see, if 1 infinity gem gives you pretty much control over a whole galaxy.. what happens if I let Thanos have all 6.... Gee...

The Leader however, works things out on paper, He knows the math and science of it. His diabolical plans may not work out, but since being gamma radiated, he hasn't really had a large instant where his technology hasn't worked.

Of these the leader would be the smartest..

The true intelligence, that actually isn't listed here but would probably win hands down, would be the High Evolutionary. He made himself an abstract...

JohnnyDo3
Reed Richards

Jonathanos
IMO:

Leader.

Draco69
They all pass. Stalemate.

Calculus?! They did these when they were five...

rotiart
Originally posted by JohnnyDo3
Reed Richards

His scientific discoveries... tended to be errors. Ie. his attempt at dimension travel... landed him in the negative zone.

His thoughts about the cosmic storm... created the fantastic four.

He still has not mastered time travel, the only way he was able to do it was by stealing technology from dr. doom.

He has never been able to remove the cosmic radiation from thing. Bruce banner has found the answer to his own gamma radiation several times. course he always chooses to turn back into hulk... but thats mental.

He is a prodigy in maths and sciences. yep.

batdude123
A little bit is better than nada.

Sometimes you want the whole enchilada.

A little bit is better than nada.

A little bit is better than nothing at all.

Tassadar
Originally posted by rotiart
His scientific discoveries... tended to be errors. Ie. his attempt at dimension travel... landed him in the negative zone.

His thoughts about the cosmic storm... created the fantastic four.

He still has not mastered time travel, the only way he was able to do it was by stealing technology from dr. doom.

He has never been able to remove the cosmic radiation from thing. Bruce banner has found the answer to his own gamma radiation several times. course he always chooses to turn back into hulk... but thats mental.

He is a prodigy in maths and sciences. yep.

Dont forget Ult Reeds fu#%up in issue 21. wink

Scoobless
Data would kick all their asses!....... at mathematics..... no expression

stick out tongue

trolly_crouchjr
Lets add Dr Doom in this .

Creshosk
Math test eh?

No I'm not serious, its just a funny picture

Scoobless
That's what we call Super-retardation

batdude123
No sh*t. It's 3200 beans. no expression

Tassadar
Originally posted by Creshosk
Math test eh?

No I'm not serious, its just a funny picture

Pre-Crisis. Must. Destroy.

batdude123
runlfrun

badabing
letahlwavey

Scoobless
Damnit.... who gave you lot the link to the custom smilies page?.... mad

badabing
Nobody, we're just albert.

Creshosk
Originally posted by badabing
Nobody, we're just albert.

You might or you might not have a high intelligence, but you have a low wisdom showing right now.

Intellect= general knowledge of things and ability to deduce things.
Wisdom= knowledge of when to use your intelligence.

batdude123
Was that really necessary? confused

Creshosk
Originally posted by batdude123
Was that really necessary? confused Was it greater than, equal to or less than the level of necessity of the smiley you posted based upon the relevance of the smiliey to the thread?

badabing
Originally posted by Creshosk
You might or you might not have a high intelligence, but you have a low wisdom showing right now.

Intellect= general knowledge of things and ability to deduce things.
Wisdom= knowledge of when to use your intelligence.
bnonebarksfu
Adjective
obtuse (comparative more obtuse, superlative most obtuse)

Intellectually dull or dim-witted.

batdude123
Originally posted by Creshosk
Was it greater than, equal to or less than the level of necessity of the smiley you posted based upon the relevance of the smiliey to the thread?

So there's a rule to not having fun on these forums? You have to be a tightass on here? Back off. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Creshosk
Originally posted by badabing
bnonebarksfu
Adjective
obtuse (comparative more obtuse, superlative most obtuse)

Intellectually dull or dim-witted. So you were intentionally being obtuse.

Again I question the necessity for such an action based on it relevance to the thread.

Creshosk
Originally posted by batdude123
So there's a rule to not having fun on these forums? You have to be a tightass on here? Back off. roll eyes (sarcastic) Everything has a time and a purpose. If you wish to continue your subjectively viewed humor it would be advisable to make use of the locations designated for such activities and leave this thread for its intended relevance.

badabing
Originally posted by Creshosk
So you were intentionally being obtuse.

Again I question the necessity for such an action based on it relevance to the thread.
blondeshake Maybe when your menstrual cycle is over you'll be more pleasant. Until then, let me be.

batdude123
Originally posted by Creshosk
Everything has a time and a purpose. If you wish to continue your subjectively viewed humor it would be advisable to make use of the locations designated for such activities and leave this thread for its intended relevance.

What relevance does this thread hold anyway? Which character wins a math test? Are you kidding me? Does anybody really care who is better at calculus? What is this even doing in a vs. forum where the combatants are supposed to be fighting each other? If you're going to get so uptight about a worthless thread on a comic book versus forum, well then my friend, you really need to reevaluate your priorities. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Creshosk
Originally posted by badabing
blondeshake Maybe when your menstrual cycle is over you'll be more pleasant. Until then, let me be. If you do not wish to aquiece to my requests to cease the irrealivent posts I shall simply have to seek assistence in the matter from someone with the authority and ability to enforce the violated rules.

Originally posted by batdude123
What relevance does this thread hold anyway? Which character wins a math test? Are you kidding me? Does anybody really care who is better at calculus? What is this even doing in a vs. forum where the combatants are supposed to be fighting each other? If you're going to get so uptight about a worthless thread on a comic book versus forum, well then my friend, you really need to reevaluate your priorities. roll eyes (sarcastic) Regardless of your inability to see relivence some other poster might have the information needed to solve this matter. Your languish attempts at humor are neither relivent to the topic nor helpful to the issue of how releavant the thread is in the first place. Your talents would be far better suited to a more receptive audience. I advise you to demonstrate your otiose talents of humor in a more suitible locale.

leonidas
i for one love when cresh drops in . . .

big grin

and i'm thinking death has been around a while and might do pretty well on a test . . .

batdude123
Originally posted by Creshosk
Regardless of your inability to see relivence some other poster might have the information needed to solve this matter. Your languish attempts at humor are neither relivent to the topic nor helpful to the issue of how releavant the thread is in the first place. Your talents would be far better suited to a more receptive audience. I advise you to demonstrate your otiose talents of humor in a more suitible locale.

Why are you getting uptight about this? Is there even a need to get upset, or to even belittle somebody for posting one little picture? This isn't a matter of life and death here. It is designed to be fun. EVERY single thread at one point or another have posters who delve into different subjects or different matters at hand. Why are you getting on my ass when it isn't even a big deal in the first place? So I ask, does this kind of stuff make you feel better about your day, or something? My "otiose" talents? I have plenty of useful talents here, it's just I like to have fun. Is that such a crime? Nobody was even replying to this thread in the first place, and it appears that you have a stick up your ass tonight, so seriously, just stop.

badabing
Originally posted by Creshosk
If you do not wish to aquiece to my requests to cease the irrealivent posts I shall simply have to seek assistence in the matter from someone with the authority and ability to enforce the violated rules.

Regardless of your inability to see relivence some other poster might have the information needed to solve this matter. Your languish attempts at humor are neither relivent to the topic nor helpful to the issue of how releavant the thread is in the first place. Your talents would be far better suited to a more receptive audience. I advise you to demonstrate your otiose talents of humor in a more suitible locale.
You're the only person that has a problem. I would notify a mod for the serious transgression that has been committed. laughing
goheadgirl

Creshosk
Originally posted by batdude123
Why are you getting uptight about this?Inquery: what cognition did you induce to assign the value of "uptight" to my state of being?

Originally posted by batdude123
Is there even a need to get upset,Inquery: what cognition did you induce to assign the value of "upset" to my state of being?

Originally posted by batdude123
or to even belittle somebody for posting one little picture? I deduced that your actions were dictated by deficency in the amount of attention you were receiving. I sought to satiate that need with an appropriate course of reaction.

Originally posted by batdude123
This isn't a matter of life and death here. Negative, I have merely requested a cease function.

Originally posted by batdude123
It is designed to be fun. Fun sans reason borders on a lack of sanity.

Originally posted by batdude123
EVERY single thread at one point or another have posters who delve into different subjects or different matters at hand. But every single thread does not have people who fail to grasp a situation and in response divert to fatuous vies for attention.

Originally posted by batdude123
Why are you getting on my ass when it isn't even a big deal in the first place? I deduced that your actions were dictated by deficency in the amount of attention you were receiving. I sought to satiate that need with an appropriate course of reaction.

Originally posted by batdude123
So I ask, does this kind of stuff make you feel better about your day, or something? My "otiose" talents? I have plenty of useful talents here, it's just I like to have fun. Is that such a crime? Nobody was even replying to this thread in the first place, and it appears that you have a stick up your ass tonight, so seriously, just stop. What stimulates my amusement is that the very values you assigned to me are clearly ehibited in your responses. And what you neglect to observe as well is that those values are not present in my stateof being.

Creshosk
Originally posted by badabing
You're the only person that has a problem. I would notify a mod for the serious transgression that has been committed. laughing
goheadgirl Your conclusion is invalid. The previous responder to your post is clearly agitated in a manner which I am not. He probably lacked the cognition to read the value assigned to some of the verbiage I exude and thusly to compensate had to see the cognition deficiency elsewhere.

leonidas
laughing

damn magiks, always mucking up the good threads with their pornographic smilies . . .

badabing
Originally posted by Scoobless
Damnit.... who gave you lot the link to the custom smilies page?.... mad
Scoob didn't complain about anything. You're assuming his motives, he may have wondered how he found the link to the smiley page.

Originally posted by Creshosk
You might or you might not have a high intelligence, but you have a low wisdom showing right now.

Intellect= general knowledge of things and ability to deduce things.
Wisdom= knowledge of when to use your intelligence.
You're the one who started flaming. laughing

Creshosk
Originally posted by badabing
Scoob didn't complain about anything. You're assuming his motives, he may have wondered how he found the link to the smiley page.


You're the one who started flaming. laughing A repsonse to this post is only warrented as long as the post in which its responding to is responded to in a fashion that carries over the validity of the respondee's rehtoric.

Try again, I wasn't refering to Scoobs.

batdude123
Originally posted by Creshosk
Inquery: what cognition did you induce to assign the value of "uptight" to my state of being?

Because no normal people would even think to respond the way you did. no expression

Originally posted by Creshosk
Inquery: what cognition did you induce to assign the value of "upset" to my state of being?

You obviously wouldn't have taken the time and effort of replying to this if you weren't. Either that or YOU want attention. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Originally posted by Creshosk
I deduced that your actions were dictated by deficency in the amount of attention you were receiving. I sought to satiate that need with an appropriate course of reaction.

Yeah, I want the attention, but you're the one reacting to it so poorly. What's the point of ranting about something as pointless as that? Really, I want to know, because something has to be totally wrong for you to just respond like this. Did I offend you with that picture? I didn't mean to offend, and if I did, I'm sorry. But sue me, I thought it was funny.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Negative, I have merely requested a cease function.

I was ready to drop the subject, and not even give it a second though until you had to reply with all your garbage. What's the point of it? It obviously stems from something deeper than just your view of it being 'irrelevant.'

Originally posted by Creshosk
Fun sans reason borders on a lack of sanity.

So now you're calling ME insane without even knowing me when YOU'RE the one who had to responed in this way?? eek! laughing

Originally posted by Creshosk
But every single thread does not have people who fail to grasp a situation and in response divert to fatuous vies for attention.

It wasn't for attention, so please stop with that. There is no relevance to getting this worked up about an insignificant little MEANINGLESS picture.

Originally posted by Creshosk
I deduced that your actions were dictated by deficency in the amount of attention you were receiving. I sought to satiate that need with an appropriate course of reaction.

APPROPRIATE? blink No, this wasn't really appropriate at all. You have not accomplished anything by this. The only thing you've succeeded at is taking this thread even FURTHER off subject. Nice job!

Originally posted by Creshosk
What stimulates my amusement is that the very values you assigned to me are clearly ehibited in your responses. And what you neglect to observe as well is that those values are not present in my stateof being.

Really? Cause you wouldn't have even responded if you didn't think of this as anything, or if it didn't go against what you stand for. It was meant as a simple meaningless joke, but guess what? YOU had to take much much further than that. Well, again, nice job. I guess you succeeded at your goal.

badabing
Originally posted by Creshosk
A repsonse to this post is only warrented as long as the post in which its responding to is responded to in a fashion that carries over the validity of the respondee's rehtoric.

Try again, I wasn't refering to Scoobs.
Leo has the laughing smiley. He really seemed distressed. I don't have to try anything, you're doing a fine job. roll eyes (sarcastic)




laughing

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Creshosk
You might or you might not have a high intelligence, but you have a low wisdom showing right now.

Intellect= general knowledge of things and ability to deduce things.
Wisdom= knowledge of when to use your intelligence.

Actually I believe it's:

wisdom: the quality of being wise; the power of judging rightly and following the soundest course of action, based on knowledge, experience, understanding, etc. ; good judgment ; discretion ; sagacity

batdude123
Originally posted by Creshosk
Your conclusion is invalid. The previous responder to your post is clearly agitated in a manner which I am not. He probably lacked the cognition to read the value assigned to some of the verbiage I exude and thusly to compensate had to see the cognition deficiency elsewhere.

Wrong. You were the one who started with the insults. I'm simply wondering why in the hell somebody would even think of something like that from a meaningless joke and take it as far as you did? blink

badabing
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Actually I believe it's:

wisdom: the quality of being wise; the power of judging rightly and following the soundest course of action, based on knowledge, experience, understanding, etc. ; good judgment ; discretion ; sagacity
I guess in your dictionary wisdom is equated with insults, flaming and instigation. Good show. laughing

batdude123
Anyway, he's probably joking. I was cool with him before this, so he's probably bored or something.

leonidas
Originally posted by badabing
Leo has the laughing smiley. He really seemed distressed. I don't have to try anything, you're doing a fine job. roll eyes (sarcastic)




laughing

psst. PSST! i think he means bats . . .

ninja

oh, and we're all a wee nit off topic . . .

batdude123
Wow, this is fun. Good show Cresh. big grin thumb up

badabing
Originally posted by leonidas
psst. PSST! i think he means bats . . .

ninja

oh, and we're all a wee nit off topic . . .
He started this party by flaming me. You're right, as usual, Leo. I will be an adult and stop this. Thank you for the fun Cresh. You are a peach. big grin

Psyquis52
Originally posted by badabing
I guess in your dictionary wisdom is equated with insults, flaming and instigation. Good show. laughing What on earth?

I hope you weren't talking to me badabing, because that would hurt my feelings. I'm very sensitive.

That was Webster's dictionary btw. If we go by that definition then I think it brings new insight to the conversation.

Also..........Leader wins. wink

batdude123
Originally posted by Psyquis52
What on earth?

I hope you weren't talking to me badabing, because that would hurt my feelings. I'm very sensitive.

That was Webster's dictionary btw. If we go by that definition then I think it brings new insight to the conversation.

Also..........Leader wins. wink

He was talking about Cresh. erm

batdude123
Hey back on topic, Leader ftw (probably).

MJOILNIR
Id pick Drax eek! but he's not on the list sad He's secretly a mathematical savant cool

badabing
Originally posted by Psyquis52
What on earth?

I hope you weren't talking to me badabing, because that would hurt my feelings. I'm very sensitive.

That was Webster's dictionary btw. If we go by that definition then I think it brings new insight to the conversation.

Also..........Leader wins. wink
I smell a conspiracy to get revenge for all the times that I messed with people on this forum. Damn, I knew it was going to catch up with me.nanerscared
I'm thinking Death may win this.

Creshosk
Took you two long enough to reaalize I was clowning around. stick out tongue

batdude123
Originally posted by Creshosk
Took you two long enough to reaalize I was clowning around. stick out tongue

eek!

badabing
I thought you were on the booze. beer

Psyquis52
Originally posted by Creshosk
Took you two long enough to reaalize I was clowning around. stick out tongue I don't realize anything. Except that whenever a person uses the term "Inquery" that much they either A.) have a peculiar sense of humor or B.) watch too much Star Trek. big grin

leonidas
Originally posted by Creshosk
Took you two long enough to reaalize I was clowning around. stick out tongue

really? my, i would never have guessed . . . shifty

badabing
Originally posted by Psyquis52
I don't realize anything. Except that whenever a person uses the term "Inquery" that much they either A.) have a peculiar sense of humor or B.) watch too much Star Trek. big grin
Don't put on an act now. I know you were part of the conspiracy to get revenge on me. mad













stick out tongue

Creshosk
Originally posted by Psyquis52
I don't realize anything. Except that whenever a person uses the term "Inquery" that much they either A.) have a peculiar sense of humor or B.) watch too much Star Trek. big grin yes

Guilty on both counts. laughing out loud

badabing
Originally posted by Creshosk
yes

Guilty on both counts. laughing out loud
Who do you prefer, Jeri Ryan or Jolene Blalok?

Creshosk
Originally posted by badabing
Who do you prefer, Jeri Ryan or Jolene Blalok? I'm not really familar with Enterprise.

But the line "Do you wish to copulate?" Cracks me up.

badabing
Originally posted by Creshosk
I'm not really familar with Enterprise.

But the line "Do you wish to copulate?" Cracks me up.
I loved her "bluntness". laughing

Psyquis52
Originally posted by badabing
Don't put on an act now. I know you were part of the conspiracy to get revenge on me. mad


stick out tongue Lords of Smizasche do not get "revenge" on their associates.

badabing
Originally posted by Psyquis52
Lords of Smizasche do not get "revenge" on their associates.
Oh, my fault. I hope I still have time to edit my post on the Smizasch thread. eek!

Scoobless
Damn guys.... learn to spell..... stick out tongue

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