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For those of you who never receive greeting cards, Garfield is the orange merchandising turd that creator Jim Davis pinches out every Sunday in newspapers around the world, traumatizing millions with his bland humor week after tragic week.

When he's not licensing the hell out of Garfield with toys, bags, napkins, paper cups, socks, and probably tampons, Davis takes a break from whoring out his creation to occasionally write a new strip. Found in the "humor" section of newspapers, reading the comic is like having a five-finger prostate examination. Many years from now when Davis dies and CNN is undoubtedly squandering precious airtime on the passing of another sanctimonious American icon, historians will look back upon this series as a cancerous lump on the teat of humor strips. There's nothing funny about Garfield. Every single comic starts out the same: Garfield sits around being fat, he eats all the food, and his ambiguously gay owner yells at him:
The cat eats food. Alright, WE GET IT. Move on. Then as if to piss all over our better judgement, Davis has received the National Cartoonist Society: Best Humor award. Twice. Garfield gets awarded for humor and "Family Guy" keeps getting canceled faster than a baby at Planned Parenthood. That reminds me of how much I hate babies. Why does everyone want to save them? There are too many babies. I'm not saying we should kill them, but if you happen to be giving your baby a bath and the phone rings.. well, nobody will judge you. Besides, you might get free brownies out of it at the funeral, and brownies rule.

As if one criminally boring comic after another wasn't enough to dull your senses, "Garfield: The Movie" I'm impressed that they've been able to take a 2D character with a 1D personality and bloat it into a 3D disaster. With a tagline like "it's all about ME-OW," you can be guaranteed the cinematic equivalence of having your hand fed to a wood chipper when this mind-dump hits the screen. The tagline would be more fitting if it were changed to "it's all about ME-OH-SHIT-I-THINK-I-JUST-HAD-AN-ANEURISM." A movie about Garfield? What next, a sequel to "The Mask" starring a CGI baby? Who agrees?

I'm checking the database for the "MeCaring V. 2.0" file, and i'm just not finding it.

OMG adult swim live and in your face! Tom is fan frickin tastic, and garfield sucks.

Where did you copy that from?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
I'm checking the database for the "MeCaring V. 2.0" file, and i'm just not finding it.
Stop wastin ur time. You know you didnt need to post that

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Stop wastin ur time. You know you didnt need to post that Lets look at who posted a whole thread on ranting about a stupid cartoon cat.

Now who's wasthing their time?

I'm not reading all that shit, and my ginger cat will rape you.

Originally posted by Slay
Where did you copy that from?
Maddox's site. I thought it would be a good idea to spread the topic some more and what do i get? People being all sh*tty and cruel.

Garfield rules.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Maddox's site. I thought it would be a good idea to spread the topic some more and what do i get? People being all sh*tty and cruel.
Then don't post a shitty (and cruel) topic.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Maddox's site. I thought it would be a good idea to spread the topic some more and what do i get? People being all sh*tty and cruel. Dont get upset, bite back and piss yourself laughing.

Originally posted by Valharu
Dont get upset, bite back and piss yourself laughing.
Sometimes I wonder,why you are a member...

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Maddox's site. I thought it would be a good idea to spread the topic some more and what do i get? People being all sh*tty and cruel. Boo whoo. "Go suck a bug"

-J.P Valkenheiser
- Nothing but trouble.

Originally posted by Slay
Then don't post a shitty (and cruel) topic.

I am taking the piss out of a cartoon. I dont see why people are actin like such asses and feel that there life now has no meaning because someone insulted your one and only idle. Dont like it? Dont bother postin to it.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I am taking the piss out of a cartoon. I dont see why people are actin like such asses and feel that there life now has no meaning because someone insulted your one and only idle. Dont like it? Dont bother postin to it.

That's the loveliness of an open forum...people can post where they want...and you can't expect everyone to agree with you.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I am taking the piss out of a cartoon. I dont see why people are actin like such asses and feel that there life now has no meaning because someone insulted your one and only idle. Dont like it? Dont bother postin to it. Welcome to the OTF, m'lady.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
I am taking the piss out of a cartoon. I dont see why people are actin like such asses and feel that there life now has no meaning because someone insulted your one and only idle. Dont like it? Dont bother postin to it.
That post made no sense.How would you know how people (over the internet) feel?

Originally posted by Slay
Sometimes I wonder,why you are a member... Because KMC needs me. Because you need me.

Originally posted by Valharu
Because KMC needs me. Because you need me.
That sounded quite homo-erotic.Wait.Valharu sounding homo-erotic!?What is the world coming to?

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
i suck my mums ass all the live long DAY.

okay

Originally posted by FoxMeister
okay Awesome. You've learned to screw with quotes. You're on your way to becoming juvenile.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Awesome. You've learned to screw with quotes. You're on your way to becoming juvenile.
Thanks

Originally posted by FoxMeister
okay
Way to prove your point in a mature way!

Originally posted by FoxMeister
For those of you who never receive greeting cards, Garfield is the orange merchandising turd that creator Jim Davis pinches out every Sunday in newspapers around the world, traumatizing millions with his bland humor week after tragic week.

When he's not licensing the hell out of Garfield with toys, bags, napkins, paper cups, socks, and probably tampons, Davis takes a break from whoring out his creation to occasionally write a new strip. Found in the "humor" section of newspapers, reading the comic is like having a five-finger prostate examination. Many years from now when Davis dies and CNN is undoubtedly squandering precious airtime on the passing of another sanctimonious American icon, historians will look back upon this series as a cancerous lump on the teat of humor strips. There's nothing funny about Garfield. Every single comic starts out the same: Garfield sits around being fat, he eats all the food, and his ambiguously gay owner yells at him:
The cat eats food. Alright, WE GET IT. Move on. Then as if to piss all over our better judgement, Davis has received the National Cartoonist Society: Best Humor award. Twice. Garfield gets awarded for humor and "Family Guy" keeps getting canceled faster than a baby at Planned Parenthood. That reminds me of how much I hate babies. Why does everyone want to save them? There are too many babies. I'm not saying we should kill them, but if you happen to be giving your baby a bath and the phone rings.. well, nobody will judge you. Besides, you might get free brownies out of it at the funeral, and brownies rule.

As if one criminally boring comic after another wasn't enough to dull your senses, "Garfield: The Movie" I'm impressed that they've been able to take a 2D character with a 1D personality and bloat it into a 3D disaster. With a tagline like "it's all about ME-OW," you can be guaranteed the cinematic equivalence of having your hand fed to a wood chipper when this mind-dump hits the screen. The tagline would be more fitting if it were changed to "it's all about ME-OH-SHIT-I-THINK-I-JUST-HAD-AN-ANEURISM." A movie about Garfield? What next, a sequel to "The Mask" starring a CGI baby? Who agrees? Im not reading all that... and I read the first couple of lines where you actually had to describe Garfield...wtf.. you obviously never watched the Garfield cartoons...

Garfield is awesome... if you actually watched the movie... well thats your fault, from the preview you could tell it was going to be full of crap

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Thanks Pretending not to sense sarcasm. Are you mentally challenged in any way?

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
Im not reading all that... and I read the first couple of lines where you actually had to describe Garfield... you obviously never watched the Garfield cartoons...

Garfield is awesome... if you actually watched the movie... well thats your fault, from the preview you could tell it was going to be full of crap Yes. The cartoon was the shite. It was awesome.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Yes. The cartoon was the shite. It was awesome. uh huh

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
uh huh Odie and nevell...i think thats how you spell it. She was the adorable cat that garfield hated.

Originally posted by Slay
That sounded quite homo-erotic.Wait.Valharu sounding homo-erotic!?What is the world coming to? Shhhhhh. You will kill my rep. And FoxMeister, go easy on duh rev, he's a very disturbed individual.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Odie and nevell...i think thats how you spell it. She was the adorable cat that garfield hated.
Wasn't it Nerbal?

Originally posted by Valharu
Shhhhhh. You will kill my rep. And FoxMeister, go easy on duh rev, he's a very disturbed individual.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~


Originally posted by Slay
Wasn't it Nerbal?

Maybe cry

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~

He does have a point you know.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Maybe cry Oh man. My computer has screwed everything, today.

Sorry rev. Have a beer.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Odie and nevell...i think thats how you spell it. She was the adorable cat that garfield hated. yeeeeep

Originally posted by Valharu
Sorry rev. Have a beer. Nah....beer is the nector of idiots. No offense.


I'm just joshing. I've never had the stomach for beer, didn't like the taste. I'm a rum/vodka man, myself.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Nah....beer is the nector of idiots. No offense.


I'm just joshing. I've never had the stomach for beer, didn't like the taste. I'm a rum/vodka man, myself. vodkadroolio

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
vodkadroolio Thats the hottest thing i have ever seen droolio

Originally posted by Slay
Wasn't it Nerbal?

Nermal

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Thats the hottest thing i have ever seen droolio

no this is the hottest thing droolio

http://www.kalinkabar.dk/billeder/vodka.jpg

Absolute...Sky...Burnettes....kettle one....Oh my god.....its...so...beautiful droolio

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
no this is the hottest thing droolio

http://www.kalinkabar.dk/billeder/vodka.jpg Pfft. I have a better collection stored in my garage.

Originally posted by Valharu
Pfft. I have a better collection stored in my garage. *waits to see a picture so I can do the ultimate drool*

Thats over 500 bucks worth of liquor.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Thats over 500 bucks worth of liquor. and

Originally posted by Lana
Nermal
Whatever. ermmOriginally posted by ~Da Rev~
Absolute...Sky...Burnettes....kettle one....Oh my god.....its...so...beautiful droolio
You always seemed like a Breezer kid to me.