Snakes on a BatJet...

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illadelph12
At Noon in Gotham City Bruce Wayne is escorting Samuel L. Jackson to Metropolis in a Wayne Enterprises Leer Jet to celebrate the grand opening of his film when unbeknownst to him the Joker has placed 2 cases containing 10,000 snakes in the cargo hold and cockpit along with Kobra stowing away on the jet. Once the plane reaches 3,500 feet the snakes are released and kill the pilot.

Bruce Wayne has his low end implements in his utility belt (30 batarangs, 30 smoke bombs, 10 grappling hooks only), but he is not wearing his Batsuit and the belt is in a compartment in the rear of the plane.

Samuel L. has a Desert Eagle and a mouth full of profanity.

Do Bruce and Samuel L. survive the muthaf*ckin snakes on the muthaf*ckin plane and make it to Metropolis?

Note: Batman can not simply crash the plane to kill the snakes and Kobra, they must be engaged and Samuel L. must reach Metropolis by 8pm. Also, Samuel L. Jackson cannot be strapped in so decompressing the cockpit will cause him to get sucked out of the plane. Bruce can not break cover. Samuel L. must not know Bruce Wayne is Batman.

Discuss.

Inhuman
Snakes win.
You didnt say Bats had prep time.

bean_machine
The other day I was at Blockbuster and was browsing through all the new releases and I found one titled Snakes on a Train. I was like OMFG and started laughing.

How the hell did Snakes on a Train come out before Snakes on a Plane?

BTW Bruce dies a horrible death, while Samuel L. Jackson kills all the snakes with his profanity and his badass aura.

TheKahn
Sam Jackson wins by himself. Bruce is just along for the ride. cool

Reaper777
WOW, you put alot of time into this, didnt you?

illadelph12
Originally posted by Reaper777
WOW, you put alot of time into this, didnt you?

About 5 minutes, actually.

The scenario itself didn't take much time. Covering the obvious Bat-loopholes to make you have to actually think about the outcome rather than laugh it off and say "Batman pwns snakes" took a couple minutes, however.

Nice sig by the way.

badabing
Bruce has developed an immunity to snake venom. He has injected light doses of venom and toxin from every venomous creature on the planet over a period of years and can't be harmed by any toxin from jellyfish, spiders and snakes to poison dart frogs, stinging insects and scorpions... I am completely full of crap. shifty

Thanos_1971
are you serious?..what next,he can walk barefoot on lava laughing

badabing
Originally posted by Thanos_1971
are you serious?..what next,he can walk barefoot on lava laughing
Highlight the space after the periods at the end of my post.

Avalonofthewind
Samuel wins... now had it been "Sharks" on a plane then it would have been different.

Shark>Samuel but not LL. wink

Reaper777
Originally posted by badabing
Bruce has developed an immunity to snake venom. He has injected light doses of venom and toxin from every venomous creature on the planet over a period of years and can't be harmed by any toxin from jellyfish, spiders and snakes to poison dart frogs, stinging insects and scorpions... I am completely full of crap. shifty

How did you do that?

That kicks @$$

badabing
Originally posted by Reaper777
How did you do that?

That kicks @$$
wink shifty

Darth Martin
Okay.......if this were steve rogers or frank castle it might have been different but Bruce.....I say they lose. You theyt could just drop the cabin temperature to 60 degrees and the snakes would probably get weak.

Big Sexy
Originally posted by Avalonofthewind
Samuel wins... now had it been "Sharks" on a plane then it would have been different.

Shark>Samuel but not LL. wink That wasn't jewels though. I think samuel as Jewels can handle a shark.

badabing
This should help everybody decide.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44

General Kon-El
Originally posted by badabing
Highlight the space after the periods at the end of my post. laughing out loud AHAHAH THAT'S HILARIOUS!

Tron
Originally posted by Avalonofthewind
Samuel wins... now had it been "Sharks" on a plane then it would have been different.

Shark>Samuel but not LL. wink

Or dinosaurs. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Scoobless
It's on Bruce's plane right?.... well doesn't he keep the snake repellent spray next to the shark repellent?

illadelph12
That's Adam West Prime. He's not allowed.

You'd might as well have it be Parallax on the jet with Samuel L.

golem370
Why not Samuel L as Batman on the Bat Jet with Snakes. Or Robin on a bat jet with girls eek!

ExtraMision5555
Originally posted by bean_machine
The other day I was at Blockbuster and was browsing through all the new releases and I found one titled Snakes on a Train. I was like OMFG and started laughing.

How the hell did Snakes on a Train come out before Snakes on a Plane?

BTW Bruce dies a horrible death, while Samuel L. Jackson kills all the snakes with his profanity and his badass aura.

From working at blockbuster ive come to notice (lately atleast) that every somewhat major movie that comes out has a simotainous/pre release of a similar movie, or the original** I saw that too and was wondering if it was an old movie or just a spinoff?? i duno
lol
goofy tho
but i bet it just sux, and isint funny/sucky

Tassadar
Originally posted by badabing
This should help everybody decide.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihAoSwQqo44

dance

don't shiv
bruce is .........

didya know every few weeks he has wayne-corp scour the globe for perfume and truck it to Wayne-Manor. then he smells & memorises the contents of each vial.

The Venom thing is concrete. Bruce ever planning ahead and initiating failsafes for contingencies and further back up plans for back up plans has forseen just such an incident and protected himself.

Most of the passangers will die, Samuel will vent his fury, Bruce will play possum. strike Samuel from behind, run screaming to the locker room, retrieve belt, gas everyone land the plane, call alfred to have a car waiting for Samuel then fake conciousness .

bean_machine
Originally posted by don't shiv
...Bruce will play possum. strike Samuel from behind...

Sure. The odds of Bruce Wayne striking Samuel from the back are not good. I would say there is a 1/infinity chance for Bruce. sad

I mean come on its Samuel L. Jackson were talking about here. wink

illadelph12
:bump:

Validus
Originally posted by Avalonofthewind
Samuel wins... now had it been "Sharks" on a plane then it would have been different.

Shark>Samuel but not LL. wink
"They ate me! A ****in SHARK ATE ME!!"

marvelprince
Just came back from watching the movie and I think all Samuel Jackson gotta say is "I sick and tired of all these muther****in snakes on this muther****in Batjet"

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