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OH SHIT! Guess who's back for alittle bit . ITS ME ITS ME ITS MA-MACHINE!!!! im sorry i left so sudden i moved out of the hell hole i called home.im off on my own now i plan on getting a computer soon hope to see you all soon love you guys and gals.

are you at best buy using their computers or something?

welcome back

Nice to see you haven't lost your charm, Machine.

hey man.....like your..aaaa....av....avatar

Welcome back Machine, this place could use some class

Hey machine nice to meet you...welcome back to the fold...

so why are you here then Cotton Eye Joe??

hey dude.Glad u're back

I can't decide which avatar is more disturbing. Machine's or BackFire's.

cant get more disturbing the leatherface.

Gundy,the corect answer is:both of them

Your disturbing avatars sicken me!

Your askin for it, aren't you Tex.

Anyway...oh no, Machine's back! Ahhh!!!

Welcome back dude.

it's like this. MAchine's avatar and backfire's sig. Belong to the same class....sorry:http://216.40.241.68/cwm/3dlil/puke.gif

Machine.

god guys, its just a picture of his mom.

Oh, man. Them's fightin' words.

i dont know why you all think his is so scary, its just some generic monster. leatherface would cut it up good.

Well I'm certainly not going to argue that one. We know Leatherface has a chainsaw. Machine's weapons, if any, are a mystery.

A very nasty "machine" of some sort would be most obvious.

Oooh, I scared myself a little then.

Mech, you kill me man.


Is Machine an organic creature ? Or a machine just named Machine. I mean at least we know Leatherface is human underneath there. Or was at one time...

The piccy looks like a zombie to me, they only go after peoples brains.

That means we are all in grave danger, except for Yerss of course.

What is it with zombies and brain-eating ? Always the brains.

taste can not be argued over, some like chocolate, others prefer the brain, or rotting guts from a day-old dead body. it's all about different personalities!

actually, they eat brains because it supposedly takes away the pain of being dead for a short time.

So certain are you?

they explained it in one of the zombie movies, return of the living dead.

Tomacco's brain would only be a snack ofcourse!

A mere starter of course, followed by the big main course brain of Ush and finally a pudding of the sweet mind of Gundy.

All in all, not a bad meal.

and this meal is served where?

best would be in your mouth, so you only have to chew...
Chewbacca, big hairy walking carpet to some
in need for a vacuum cleaner to others
vacuum cleaner is needed in the shop
the shop only sells vegtables
vegtables are good for you
good is the best in the world
the world is the place we life in
we life and eat

Oh, of course the zombie is ripping it mercilessly from thier skulls as they scream in agony.

But other than that, a nice meal.

No complaints here.
Course ToMacco does scream like a girl.

Worse, he screams like Ned Flanders.

*grabs popcorn, ready to watch the mudfight*

*pulls up chair next to yerssssss, and steals popcorn from yersssss' box*

*offers K some sodadrinks*

thank you, yersssss *grabs cold drink*
mmmmmmmm, good stuff

I only give the best around

*hug* :shy:

:shy:
*almost falls over*

*pulls up chair and watches Yers, Keo*

*offers tex some popcorn and soda*

*sticks a burger on plate and sets under tex's nose*

hmmm, that's too unhealthy

so is your salty popcorn and sugary soda pop

There's wheat (vitamins B complex and E) in the hamburger bun, protein/amino acids in the meat, vitamin C in the tomato, vitamin A in the lettuce, calcium in the cheese.

very healthy unhealthy stuff.

salty popcorn mmmmmmm

we need a contemplative smilie

You need me.

yes, a villain is always needed

For many purposes...

such as being chased away from the village with no respect left?

Well no.... Around here the villain rules the place.

You don't live in the movie, The Princess Bride. That was one of the funniest movies ever.

As you wish...

Indeed.

Farmboy, get me that bucket of water.

As you wish. (But what he was really saying 'I love you')

Sure.

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Lovely.

*puts on hat to avoid having brains eaten*

Well I'm sure this is how Mech would handle things.

Mech believes putting a pillow over his face will protect him from being abducted by aliens.

i did it too at the beggining. But they still abbducted me...the bastards.

So what did they do to you ?

hmm, again why is it only white people that get abducted

The anal probe, not too unlike his signature.

welcome back machine!"hehe..better late than never!

There was a black man who claims to have been abducted. I can't remember his name. I was watching this alien marathon on the History Channel.

probably a wanna be redneck

Lauren, you're probably thinking of Barney and Betty Hill.

He was black and she was white. They were abducted back in the early 70's or something, I think.

Barney had to have a Redneck name, and she was called Betty Lou???

His full name was probably Barney Bob Jimmy Joe or something.

Have you ever heard the tape recording of their story ? Creepy.....

yeah they must have a great imagination

You don't believe in alien abductions, do you ?

I don't either. I dont believe in that type of aliens at all until I see better proof than a round object photographed on the sky

no I dont belive in Alian absuction at all

Absuction ? Now that sounds painful.

it will be the new thing
A spaceman blew me.....away

Still beats the old anal probe methinks.

yeah, but still is crap though.

what is the betty and barney hill story?

That one about the four guys camping and they were taken right out of their boat is fraky as all crap.

There's a lot of sites about them.

Try this one.

http://www.nicap.dabsol.co.uk/hilldir.htm

cool