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I am a Man!

Wanna go out? I have Bagels if you do...

Mmmm.... Bagels....

You Fail.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Fail.

You Failed Just Like I Did

Originally posted by stunna1773
You Failed Just Like I Did

You Still Fail.

Originally posted by bigbran


u fail bad

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Still Fail.


I use to never fail in 2004

Originally posted by masterkit
u fail bad Who me?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You Fail.

Hopefully I did.

It was all for jokes sake.

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Hopefully I did.

It was all for jokes sake.



It Didn't Seem Funny

Fission Mailed dont even try !

Originally posted by stunna1773
It Didn't Seem Funny

You using caps for the beginning of every word doesn't seem funny either!


Haha!

Originally posted by Noble Strong
Fission Mailed dont even try !


Too late!

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
You using caps for the beginning of every word doesn't seem funny either!


Haha!


I'm not trying to be funny

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
You using caps for the beginning of every word doesn't seem funny either!


Haha!
You still fail. srug

Originally posted by stunna1773
I'm not trying to be funny


Somebody missed the boat...

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
I am a Man!

Wanna go out? I have Bagels if you do...

Mmmm.... Bagels....

Haha...ummmm...nope sorry, you fail

if youre minor you already Fission Mailed.

ROFL thats from CherryPop herself.

Originally posted by CherryPop
Haha...ummmm...nope sorry, you fail













BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!

Originally posted by CherryPop
Haha...ummmm...nope sorry, you fail

C'mon now! Bagels?

Who can resist bagels? What has the world come to when a woman resists Bagels? Heresy, I say!

Originally posted by Noble Strong
if youre minor you already Fission Mailed.

No, I am not a minor if that's what you're trying to say.

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
That's great, but it's likely that I don't care about your opinion.

Actually, it's more definite.

Aww... He thinks he's smart... petpet

Originally posted by stunna1773
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!



FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
C'mon now! Bagels?

Who can resist bagels? What has the world come to when a woman resists Bagels? Heresy, I say!



No, I am not a minor if that's what you're trying to say.

lol I hate bagels. Now if it were cream filled doughnuts, I would've got naked, greased myself up and gave you the time of your life

Originally posted by Itzak
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE


confused works for me lol

I have some cream-less donuts.... maybe we can fill them together...



naughty

Originally posted by CherryPop
lol I hate bagels. Not if it were cream filled doughnuts, I would've got naked, greased myself up and gave you the time of your life i got cream filled doughnuts

Originally posted by stunna1773
i got cream filled doughnuts
And you have to be over 20

Originally posted by CherryPop
And you have to be over 20 cant u do something illegal for once

Originally posted by bigbran
Who me?

no srry i clicked the wrong quote

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Sorry kid, you're seventeen.

*Steals Spoony's cream-less donuts and fills them with cream.*

Awwwwww.... He's still a Minor.







CherryPop! I have creamy donuty donuts!

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Sorry kid, you're seventeen.

*Steals Spoony's cream-less donuts and fills them with cream.*

Awwwwww.... He's still a Minor.







CherryPop! I have creamy donuty donuts!

I'm legal in my country... *steals the donuts back*

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Sorry kid, you're seventeen.

*Steals Spoony's cream-less donuts and fills them with cream.*

Awwwwww.... He's still a Minor.







CherryPop! I have creamy donuty donuts!

Really well that changes everything

Originally posted by CherryPop
Really well that changes everything

Ooooooooooh yeeeeaaahhh.

Originally posted by CherryPop
Really well that changes everything


how bout u do something i lil more illegal

women usually go for older guys.

Originally posted by Noble Strong
women usually go for older guys.


Women don't like stupid men.

A good example of that? Men who stereotype.

Originally posted by Noble Strong
women usually go for older guys.

Not older. I'm 23

I just prefer that they're closer to my age.

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
What happened to "Meh... I'm legal"?

Change of heart?


Oh well, thanks to my Food Cloning Machine, I already duplicate your donuts and made a years supply.

I thought I might have had to spell it out to some people, got to remember that a lot of people think that America is the only country in the world.

Originally posted by CherryPop
Not older. I'm 23

I just prefer that they're closer to my age.

I'm 21.

I'd say that's close!

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
I'm 21.

I'd say that's close!


21 and you have creamy doughnuts!?!?!?

*jumps on your lap* My man!

Originally posted by CherryPop
21 and you have creamy doughnuts!?!?!?

*jumps on your lap* My man!


Haha! Those of you who said I fail, officially fail yourselves!


*Uses the only thing that is in the area of his lap.*


LMAO!

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
You'd be surprised of the awareness nowadays.

I buy and sell a lot of things on eBay and you'd really be amazed at the number of people who think that England is inland America.

anyway its not gonna happened. youre somewhere and you never gonna meet her. and goes for everyone of us in the forum.

NS- We're just playing. What's the problem?

Originally posted by Noble Strong
anyway its not gonna happened. youre somewhere and you never gonna meet her. and goes for everyone of us in the forum.



They're joking around.

(Edit: Damn thee Cherry... getting your post in 1st.)

Originally posted by CherryPop
NS- We're just playing. What's the problem?

Yes, Yes we are playing . . . Teehee . . .

*Plays.... Dirty-like...*

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
I am a Man!

Wanna go out? I have Bagels if you do...

Mmmm.... Bagels....

Well, hell son, if you got bagels, I got the time.

reality check stuck my head but then again dont let it ruin the game.
so keep the game goin

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Yes, Yes we are playing . . . Teehee . . .

*Plays.... Dirty-like...*


you naughty boy.


Da Moose! I'll buy you bagels!!!

Originally posted by Noble Strong
reality check stuck my head but then again dont let it ruin the game.

I got a car and I'm willing to put in the eight hour drive!

Originally posted by Noble Strong
reality check stuck my head but then again dont let it ruin the game.
so keep the game goin



Do you not think before you type?

Originally posted by CherryPop
you naughty boy.


Da Moose! I'll buy you bagels!!!


Hmmmm....bagels with a cherry..........the possibilities.... droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Well, hell son, if you got bagels, I got the time.

Here... J-Just take the Bagels and step away...

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Here... J-Just take the Bagels and step away...










Yes! Works like a charm, everytime.

Spoons, care for a bagel ye ole shite?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Hmmmm....bagels with a cherry..........the possibilities.... droolio

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Here... J-Just take the Bagels and step away...









You're turning down Mr.Moose?....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes! Works like a charm, everytime.

Spoons, care for a bagel ye ole shite?

Yes, Yes it does work...

(Put Cyanide in Bagels.)

Originally posted by CherryPop


I like the way you....shifty face....droolio

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun


(Put Cyanide in Bagels.)




Ergo, I give the bagels to my Royal food tester, Spoonilicious.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes! Works like a charm, everytime.

Spoons, care for a bagel ye ole shite?

Don't mind if I do........ young.... ****er?

Originally posted by CherryPop
I'm glad he is! More moose for me droolio

Moose bagels... droolio


Ok, no, that's gross.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ergo, I give the bagels to my Royal food tester, Spoonilicious.

You don't understand.

It's a strong form of it! It seeps through the pores and slowly deteriorates your heart!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ergo, I give the bagels to my Royal food tester, Spoonilicious.

w00t

Smells like almond!

Rock . . . . ROBOT ROCK!

Originally posted by Noble Strong
I think in reality not in fantasy. my weakness

Yeah yeah, you're a realist. Nobody cares.

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Rock . . . . ROBOT ROCK!
Daft Punk! w00t

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
You don't understand.

It's a strong form of it! It seeps through the pores and slowly deteriorates your heart!




I have hooves. moose

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Moose bagels... droolio


Ok, no, that's gross.

That is kind of gross, but as long as I get you i don't care droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Not at all my dear friend, eat away.

Can I get you a cuppa tea while I'm at it?

This is the first time I've ever served you food that didn't consist of feeding you grapes while you lay in a hammock.




I wasn't supposed to say that, was I?

Oh... Must you remind me of such blissful days? My heart aches at the thought of what used to be. weep

Originally posted by CherryPop
That is kind of gross, but as long as I get you i don't care droolio

I know we've talked before, but this apparent lust you are displaying for me is beautiful. Shall we dance?

*does the worm*

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Step away for zee Cherry?

Damn, EGTW!






Nope....haven't got a clue what you just said.

Triple post!

*Dies, Comes back to life.*


Whoa.


*Gropes Cherry...*


...

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I know we've talked before, but this apparent lust you are displaying for me is beautiful. Shall we dance?

*does the worm*

Lust? It's called love

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I...don't know.

I'm sorry? Make me an omelette and we're even.. smoke

Originally posted by CherryPop
Lust? It's called love

Love eh? IF you really loved me, you would know me, and as such, you would know what I am wearing at this very moment.....can you tell me?

Damn, I think I'm out of the picture at this point.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Love eh? IF you really loved me, you would know me, and as such, you would know what I am wearing at this very moment.....can you tell me?


Your fur ofcourse

Originally posted by CherryPop
Your fur ofcourse

You're so good.

Ok, we're in love.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're so good.

Ok, we're in love.


Yes! *jumps into arms* I finally got me a moose!!!

Originally posted by CherryPop
Yes! *jumps into arms* I finally got me a moose!!!

And I finally got me a cherry.....pop.......heh.

hehehe

Oh and here Mooseyhttp://www.glitchnyc.com/images/150px-Bagel.png

I'll be damned, damnit!

But, but . . . Look at the donuts!

http://static.flickr.com/42/118086060_d6de0b3a32_m.jpg

Originally posted by CherryPop
hehehe

Oh and here Mooseyhttp://www.glitchnyc.com/images/150px-Bagel.png

Aww...that's sweet. A bagel, shaped like a......hmmm...well, look at that.....

Anyhow, I have something for you too.







I can't give it to you here.

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
But, but . . . Look at the donuts!

http://static.flickr.com/42/118086060_d6de0b3a32_m.jpg

That frosting, on Cherry.......GAWD..... droolio

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
But, but . . . Look at the donuts!

http://static.flickr.com/42/118086060_d6de0b3a32_m.jpg


oh my god.....NO! I mustn't!



DM-Oh! I want it Moosey! Gimme gimme gimme!

Good Lord... C'MON MANG!

WHAT IS THIS?

*cries*

Originally posted by CherryPop
oh my god.....NO! I mustn't!



DM-Oh! I want it Moosey! Gimme gimme gimme!

I'll give it to you later dahlink. For now, I must depart. I'll be back here tomorrow, and if you want it, you'll be here too, yes?

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Good Lord... C'MON MANG!

WHAT IS THIS?

*cries*


I'm sorry but....HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MOOSE!?!?

He's hotter than hell droolio

And he's funny



YES SIR! I'll be here moosey!

When you're gone, I'm going to shit on your bagels, put cream on your wounds and steal my cherry BACK!


All while my hands are tied to my ankles, muthaf*cka.

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Good Lord... C'MON MANG!

WHAT IS THIS?

*cries*

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Damn, I think I'm out of the picture at this point.

Sorry man, but, you were dead on. *shrugs*

Originally posted by CherryPop
I'm sorry but....HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MOOSE!?!?

He's hotter than hell droolio

And he's funny



YES SIR! I'll be here moosey!

No fair! I'm sexy too!

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
No fair! I'm sexy too!

Prove it! I must see a pic!

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
When you're gone, I'm going to shit on your bagels, put cream on your wounds and steal my cherry BACK!


All while my hands are tied to my ankles, muthaf*cka.

yawn Uh huh...heard it all before sistah.

You can't steal back what was never yours, and besides, you're out of your league sweetie.

However, being the generous soul I am, I'd be happy to hand you the gun if you wish to commit suicide in a battle with me.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
yawn Uh huh...heard it all before sistah.

You can't steal back what was never yours, and besides, you're out of your league sweetie.

However, being the generous soul I am, I'd be happy to hand you the gun if you wish to commit suicide in a battle with me.

That's not nice, but damn funny

Originally posted by CherryPop
I'm sorry but....HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MOOSE!?!?

He's hotter than hell droolio

And he's funny



YES SIR! I'll be here moosey!

You're too kind. Since I can't check for your pics, due to the damn thread being disabled, do you have any?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
yawn Uh huh...heard it all before sistah.

You can't steal back what was never yours, and besides, you're out of your league sweetie.

However, being the generous soul I am, I'd be happy to hand you the gun if you wish to commit suicide in a battle with me.

Sistah? Sweetie?

80's and 90's? OVER!

I know I'm out of you league . . . There's no way I'd want to be in a league so low.

I'm in the playa's league, dawg.

And she was in my lap at some point, so UGHSHJAH!

Originally posted by CherryPop
That's not nice, but damn funny

No it wasn't, and yes it was.

I'm a jerk, but a funny jerk, yanno?

Actually, I'm not, I'm just acting like one.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
You're too kind. Since I can't check for your pics, due to the damn thread being disabled, do you have any?

Yes, I'll send it to you tomorrow when you send me my thing

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Sistah? Sweetie?

80's and 90's? OVER!

I know I'm out of you league . . . There's no way I'd want to be in a league so low.

I'm in the playa's league, dawg.

And she was in my lap at some point, so UGHSHJAH!

In your lap? WOW!!!! REALLY???!!!

Well, hell, I can't compete with that then! I give up. Lucid had a GIRL in his LAP!

*bows down* I am but a humble servant to your greatness.


*SNAP*

Uh...no. Maybe not.

this is utterly disturbing.

Originally posted by CherryPop
Yes, I'll send it to you tomorrow when you send me my thing

Allrighty then. Ciao bella. kiss

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
this is utterly disturbing.

Sweet sister...why is that mine darling heart?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
In your lap? WOW!!!! REALLY???!!!

Well, hell, I can't compete with that then! I give up. Lucid had a GIRL in his LAP!

*bows down* I am but a humble servant to your greatness.


*SNAP*

Uh...no. Maybe not.


I give you kudos for the attempt, but you lose kudos for the apparent complete failure to come up with a comeback half-decent.



She was in my lap, we were naked and . . . Stuff was going on, so

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
In your lap? WOW!!!! REALLY???!!!

Well, hell, I can't compete with that then! I give up. Lucid had a GIRL in his LAP!

*bows down* I am but a humble servant to your greatness.


*SNAP*

Uh...no. Maybe not.

*sits in mooses lap*

There now I've been in your lap....your strong, sexy lap droolio

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Allrighty then. Ciao bella. kiss

Do not speak the language of the Pastamen!

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
I give you kudos for the attempt, but you lose kudos for the apparent complete failure to come up with a comeback half-decent.



She was in my lap, we were naked and . . . Stuff was going on, so

Meh, I'm pressed for time. I'll be back tomorrow, we can match wits then, and you'll see at that point you don't have any.

Ta ta.

Originally posted by CherryPop
*sits in mooses lap*

There now I've been in your lap....your strong, sexy lap droolio

Fine, I just go find Cherrytopper...


...


...


Okay, maybe not.

Bye moosey!

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Sweet sister...why is that mine darling heart? sometimes if you dont have something nice to say you shouldnt say them at all... this time I shouldnt say them... at least not here in the open. PM time little brother.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Meh, I'm pressed for time. I'll be back tomorrow, we can match wits then, and you'll see at that point you don't have any.

Ta ta.

You'd never even be up to par to match wit with me. Hell, you'd be godsent if you even were able to have a wit parallel to mine.


Go big or go home, Moosey!



Lol, TTYL.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
sometimes if you dont have something nice to say you shouldnt say them at all... this time I shouldnt say them... at least not here in the open. PM time little brother.

You going to say something mean about me?

Originally posted by CherryPop
You going to say something mean about me? its not always about you dearest

wheres the pictures at btw... still waiting

Edit . . . Hehe...

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
its not always about you dearest

wheres the pictures at btw... still waiting


Well it is a thread about me

I broke my my foot and I haven't been to work. I'll probably email my secretary tonight and have her foreword them to me.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
its not always about you dearest

wheres the pictures at btw... still waiting

It most likely is about her, and you've basically nailed it down to one person: Me.


So, what the hell did I do?

Originally posted by CherryPop
Well it is a thread about me

I broke my my foot and I haven't been to work. I'll probably email my secretary tonight and have her foreword them to me. awww sorry bout your foot Ash

yeah cool, you have my email

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
It most likely is about her, and you've basically nailed it down to one person: Me.


So, what the hell did I do? HA! you guys are to funny.... you are not the only one in this thread. Talk about ego's

moosey happens to be here as well... I have a bone to pick with my little brother

its kinda personal so if you dont mind Ill keep it that way.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
awww sorry bout your foot Ash

yeah cool, you have my email

HA! you guys are to funny.... you are not the only one in this thread. Talk about ego's

moosey happens to be here as well... I have a bone to pick with my little brother

its kinda personal so if you dont mind Ill keep it that way.

Sowwie. I was afraid I was in trouble

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
awww sorry bout your foot Ash

yeah cool, you have my email

HA! you guys are to funny.... you are not the only one in this thread. Talk about ego's

moosey happens to be here as well... I have a bone to pick with my little brother

its kinda personal so if you dont mind Ill keep it that way.

Would you mind explaining to me how we have ego's when there are three people posting and you come out of nowhere and post this:

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
sometimes if you dont have something nice to say you shouldnt say them at all... this time I shouldnt say them... at least not here in the open. PM time little brother.


Making assumption is bad.

Originally posted by CherryPop
Sowwie. I was afraid I was in trouble why though

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
Would you mind explaining to me how we have ego's when there are three people posting and you come out of nowhere and post this:




Making assumption is bad. your right, making an assumption is bad. I said that in response to Scott asking me to explain what I found disturbing... my response was to him... about him. ego's come in when you jump into thinking it was about you. If it was.... I would tell you. ....if that isnt good enough then Im sorry, Ask Scott aka ~Da Moose~ .... he knows me.

*Yawn*

Wrong again.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
sometimes if you dont have something nice to say you shouldnt say them at all... this time I shouldnt say them... at least not here in the open. PM time little brother.


^ I knew you were talking to Moose here, but one could assume (Reasonably) that you were PMing him to talk about me or Cherry.

It's not being egotistical to think that, Sherbert. That's a ridiculous statement.

It's being worried that someone you don't know at all has the intention of talking behind your back.

Don't fight crybaby

The thread will get closed

I thought he failed this thread is alive and kicking

Originally posted by CherryPop
Don't fight crybaby

The thread will get closed

You just don't want it to get closed because it has your name on it!

Besides, I don't care anymore. All you want is Moose after I put myself out there!


Damnit all.

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
*Yawn*

Wrong again.




^ I knew you were talking to Moose here, but one could assume (Reasonably) that you were PMing him to talk about me or Cherry.

It's not being egotistical to think that, Sherbert. That's a ridiculous statement.

It's being worried that someone you don't know at all has the intention of talking behind your back. thats a very good point... I DONT know you. Why the hell would I talk about you.

I do know Ashley aka CherryPop though. Have known her for near 2 years now. she and I seem to be cool.... so whats your deal?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
thats a very good point... I DONT know you. Why the hell would I talk about you.

I do know Ashley aka CherryPop though. Have known her for near 2 years now. she and I seem to be cool.... so whats your deal?

I'd figure you had thought I was being rude in some way. There's no harm in that, especially when you came into the thread saying what you said!



I'm Marian, what's your name?

marian? LOL this guy's name is Marian?

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
I'd figure you had thought I was being rude in some way. There's no harm in that, especially when you came into the thread saying what you said!



I'm Marian, what's your name? ok so gotten off on the wrong foot... agreed?

Im Shellie.

Originally posted by Noble Strong
marian? LOL this guy's name is Marian? sorry for double posting for those that it annoys but I have to say this....


yes and? its a fine name.

Originally posted by Noble Strong
marian? LOL this guy's name is Marian?

Hmm . . .


Noble Strong, may I ask;


What's your name?

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
ok so gotten off on the wrong foot... agreed?

Im Shellie.

LOL!

"I'm Shellie".

I just reminded me of a hilarious Mission Hill Episode.

my name is Jason

and sorry i think i misspronounce marian to marry-anne instead of mario (with n on the end mahr-yon)

Originally posted by Noble Strong
marian? LOL this guy's name is Marian?


So what NS?

Don't be rude like that.

Originally posted by Lucid Shogun
LOL!

"I'm Shellie".

I just reminded me of a hilarious Mission Hill Episode. never heard of Mission Hill ... is it a comedy?


Originally posted by Noble Strong
my name is Jason

and sorry i think i misspronounce marian to marry-anne instead of mario (with n on the end mahr-yon) I figured that was it. Hi Jason

sorry for mispronounciation

Originally posted by Noble Strong
my name is Jason

and sorry i think i misspronounce marian to marry-anne instead of mario (with n on the end mahr-yon)


Insult my name again, and I'll be forced to tell you the meaning of your name in ancient Latin.

Anyhow, here:

http://www.msnhill.com/andy-lapdance.html


^ "My name is Shellie."

do tell what does jason mean in ancient latin?

Originally posted by Noble Strong
do tell what does jason mean in ancient latin?

Nah.