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I'm off to go to the gym. Afterwards I will go to enjoy a sandwich at Subway. This means that you will have two and a half hours to break into my apartment and steal my things. Be warned, I trained a cockroach to kill anything that moves while I'm gone. Also, I may have my webcam watching you!

How will you break in? What will you take? How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam?

break a window, throw a rock at the webcam, when it falls the cockroach will take it out. While its distratced, step on it. Then raid your fridge and watch your tv for a while.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm off to go to the gym. Afterwards I will go to enjoy a sandwich at Subway. This means that you will have two and a half hours to break into my apartment and steal my things. Be warned, I trained a cockroach to kill anything that moves while I'm gone. Also, I may have my webcam watching you!

How will you break in? What will you take? How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam?
I will take a biscuit and your "almost" broken DVD player ermm

i will use a paperclip, take your chip supply, give the cockaroach a twinkie and shoot your webcam with a rubber sticky dart.

How will you break in? the window


What will you take? your computer so u cant get on kmc

How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam? run over the roach with the car and turn the power off through out the house

*drives down to Vegas and breaks in, hands the cockroach a bag of weed, steals the webcam, steals the computer too, and everything else in the house*

Impersinate a pizza delivery boy, knock at your door and when the cockrouch opens the door I give him the pizza(filled with insecticide hehe..) Turn off the power and steal your TV,computer,cd's and food.

I'll kidnap your landlord, make him give me the plumbing blueprints for the building, and enter through your toilet.

After a quick shower, I will steal your toothbrush. evillaugh

I'll read the roaches a bedtime story and slip out once they're asleep. Though, not before leaving you a disco-dance video message with your own webcam. scissors
... cuz I'm gangsta and don't give a f*ck. red_bandana

*steals TH's cookies*

*steals THs' apartment, and five other apartments just for the heck of it*

I'll be wating for you when you get back

spray cockroach with bug spray, steal webcam, steal your othere cameras and camera equipment (to make movies with) and your private stash of home videos to sell on ebay.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm off to go to the gym. Afterwards I will go to enjoy a sandwich at Subway. This means that you will have two and a half hours to break into my apartment and steal my things. Be warned, I trained a cockroach to kill anything that moves while I'm gone. Also, I may have my webcam watching you!

How will you break in? What will you take? How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam?

Hire's a bum to walk in first. Then i bust the window and the Bum gets attacked. While the Bum is being Attacked i Hire another Bum to run past the Cockroach and chew the Webcam into pieces. Then i Hire Beyonce to walk in and stun the Cockroach with her good looks. And i walk in and take everything in your house. And Drive away in your new 2006 Mercedes Benz.

I would feed the cockroach a cookie laced with sedatives, then i would flash the webcam, then put it in the freezer.
Then I'd steal ur porn, put itching powder in your bed, eat all your good food, paint your furniture bright pink and purple, draw all over ur walls in crayon, and steal a part from ur almost broken dvd player to completely break it.

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I would feed the cockroach a cookie laced with sedatives, then i would flash the webcam, then put it in the freezer.
Then I'd steal ur porn, put itching powder in your bed, eat all your good food, paint your furniture bright pink and purple, draw all over ur walls in crayon, and steal a part from ur almost broken dvd player to completely break it.
why don't you just put power rangers in his dvd player

Originally posted by BakaXero
why don't you just put power rangers in his dvd player
well, we dont know if it is an evil dvd player, but I could try.
Nothing like having a dvd player killed by the power rangers
*hugs* thanx fort the idea

Use Barney...evil

Originally posted by Kurosaki Ichigo
Use Barney...evil
no power rangers are more effective.
They killed my dvd player...

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
well, we dont know if it is an evil dvd player, but I could try.
Nothing like having a dvd player killed by the power rangers
*hugs* thanx fort the idea
eww Moira germs!!!
*runs and rubs self on cockroach*

*sprays insecticide... and the cockroach got bigger...*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm off to go to the gym. Afterwards I will go to enjoy a sandwich at Subway. This means that you will have two and a half hours to break into my apartment and steal my things. Be warned, I trained a cockroach to kill anything that moves while I'm gone. Also, I may have my webcam watching you!

How will you break in? What will you take? How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam? I'm perfectly complacent with my own stuff, thank you!

Originally posted by BakaXero
eww Moira germs!!!
*runs and rubs self on cockroach*
I dont have cooties ya know *chases baka around trying to hug him*

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I dont have cooties ya know *chases baka around trying to hug him*
*pulls out the Huggable Lana decoy and runs for dear life*

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
no power rangers are more effective.
They killed my dvd player...
Bastereds. Maybe Teletubbies will help.

Originally posted by BakaXero
*pulls out the Huggable Lana decoy and runs for dear life*
ooh!
*hugs the Lana decoy and realises its a fake*
Oh, you are paying now! When i finally do hug you, Im also gonna kiss you on the cheek(face, not butt)!!!!!
*chases Baka*

i have no idea what can stop a moira crybaby

Originally posted by BakaXero
i have no idea what can stop a moira crybaby
*hugs an dkisses*
winning. thats what can stop me.

snakes? more cockroaches? spiders?

snakes on a plane???

snakes!

Well, I just got home and my cockroach is stoned, my webcam is all chewed up and in the freezer, I saw LanceWindu take off in a car with my dresser, Xirius was sitting on my couch watching my tv, eating my chips with Jessigem, all my furniture was pink and purple, twinkie wrappes everywhere, my new DVD player is broken now, the place smells like insecticide, I could have sworn I saw some Power Rangers and a purple dinasaur escape from the broken window, my porn is missing, Bun bun is in my shower, and I just bought all my cd's back off of ebay.

Man, I should get out more often.

that way i could get to eat some of the food in there...

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker


that way i could get to eat some of the food in there...

That is if Xirius doesn't eat it all first. I'll have to stalk up after I clean up all these damn twinkie wrappers.

have some tacos in there?

*steals pillow and lays across your bed* yawn

*plops pillow on SL's face*

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
*plops pillow on SL's face*

So now I have Bun Bun, Shellie, and JaehSkywalker in my bedroom? w00t

can i have some water?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm off to go to the gym. Afterwards I will go to enjoy a sandwich at Subway. This means that you will have two and a half hours to break into my apartment and steal my things. Be warned, I trained a cockroach to kill anything that moves while I'm gone. Also, I may have my webcam watching you!

How will you break in? What will you take? How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam?

I will simply walk in the front door, put a Paris Hilton picture in front of the cam. Turn around and let loose another roach so yours has a play mate and becomes distracted. The I will go through your stuff, use what I find as black mail. then leave you a msg that I was there but wont sign my name to it. and leave. come back to my house, come on KMC and use the blackmail

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
can i have some water?

All I have is beer. Oh wait, here's a Coors Light, it's basically water anyway.

is that even legal for me to drink?


o well, don't care... *drinks*


woozy...

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I will simply walk in the front door, put a Paris Hilton picture in front of the cam. Turn around and let loose another roach so yours has a play mate and becomes distracted. The I will go through your stuff, use what I find as black mail. then leave you a msg that I was there but wont sign my name to it. and leave. come back to my house, come on KMC and use the blackmail

Very good, very good, although there is one slight little fault with your plan . . . . I'm already back from the gym!


But hey, I'll let you know when I leave again so you can do what you said, just maybe leave a poster of the Olson twins, or I'll know it's you.

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
*plops pillow on SL's face* *tosses pillow to the side and smiles*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
So now I have Bun Bun, Shellie, and JaehSkywalker in my bedroom? w00t *gets up and goes to Prestons dresser and steals his tshirt, removes my clothes and puts his shirt on for comfort* I have a pillow and your shirt now

Oslen twins and Paris pic maybe?

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
is that even legal for me to drink?


o well, don't care... *drinks*


woozy...

Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you are a minor. Oh well, it's just Coors Light, no harm there. *hides whisky*

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
*gets up and goes to Prestons dresser and steals his tshirt, removes my clothes and puts his shirt on for comfort* I have a pillow and your shirt now

Damn, that makes us practically related. Watch out for the drool spots on the pillow. And on the shirt.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Damn, that makes us practically related. Watch out for the drool spots on the pillow. And on the shirt. Happily so!.... I could do way worse then being related to you. Im blessed.

*shrugs* no prob...

*digs in fridge for anything to eat*

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Happily so!.... I could do way worse then being related to you. Im blessed. Oh, when I meant related, I meant like you are now part of my family of sex slaves!

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Oh, when I meant related, I meant like you are now part of my family of sex slaves! Cant be a slave if I volunteer flirt1

I want something in return though....

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker

Don't worry, I'll leave you out of this, just drink your beer. Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
Cant be a slave if I volunteer flirt1

I want something in return though....
Okay, you get to fly my helicoptor tomorrow.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Don't worry, I'll leave you out of this, just drink your beer.
Okay, you get to fly my helicoptor tomorrow. and I can wear your shirts when I want and..... ummm Im feeling a little selfish right now. not normal.

*drinks* *feels woozy*

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
and I can wear your shirts when I want and..... ummm Im feeling a little selfish right now. not normal.

You can totally wear my shirts, babeh. As long as you keep wearing that sexy perfume. Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
*drinks* *feels woozy* Now that you are buzzed, I have a mission for you. I want you to fly my helicopter to the store and get me some broccoli. Please.

Okay.. i guess...



wait a sec...


you have a helicopter?!?!

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
You can totally wear my shirts, babeh. As long as you keep wearing that sexy perfume. I think I can handle that!

*sits at table and graps an apple from the bowl* an apple a day you know

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
I think I can handle that!

*sits at table and graps an apple from the bowl* an apple a day you know

Whoa, this is like Eve eating the apple, you are so full of biblical untertones. droolio

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
Okay.. i guess...



wait a sec...


you have a helicopter?!?!

Yes, but I don't have broccoli. What is a man with a helicopter, but no broccoli.

ok.. so i'll buy you a brocolli...


does your helicopter have insurance?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Whoa, this is like Eve eating the apple, you are so full of biblical untertones. droolio then like Adam would you take a bite from my apple?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
All I have is beer. Oh wait, here's a Coors Light, it's basically water anyway.

Second that ermm

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
then like Adam would you take a bite from my apple?
*takes a bite* Now we are doomed!

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
ok.. so i'll buy you a brocolli...


does your helicopter have insurance? I have some fake papers in case you get pulled over. And yes, I have a license to carry a concealed piece of broccoli. Originally posted by silver_tears
Second that ermm That reminds me of a story. When I was a senior in high school, we were drinking Coors Lights after class at my friend Justin's house. His dad came home and Justin offered him a beer. When he went to drink it he said, "Coors Light, it's like sex on a beach. *takes sip* It's fecking near water."

Smart man hm

Originally posted by silver_tears
Smart man hm

He was an interesting guy. He had like every single National Geographic magazine that was ever printed. It was kinda cool, yet a bit weird at the same time.

what if i wreck the helicopter?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
*takes a bite* Now we are doomed! yes this is true for us all.

Originally posted by Shelbert Lemon
yes this is true for us all.
Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
what if i wreck the helicopter?

It's okay, I have five of them.

5!


*jumps in, drives to the farthest store...*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I'm off to go to the gym. Afterwards I will go to enjoy a sandwich at Subway. This means that you will have two and a half hours to break into my apartment and steal my things. Be warned, I trained a cockroach to kill anything that moves while I'm gone. Also, I may have my webcam watching you!

How will you break in? What will you take? How will you get passed the cockroach and the webcam?

First of all, I have a key from that other time, you know.

The cockroach loves me, because it's part cock, and all cocks love Syren.

The webcam, well, let's just say I'm a preofessional in front of the camera.

Where's your bedroom?