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How long do you guys think it will take me to finish this lollipop?

20 mins

srug

6,996,584,475,485,845,963,522,114,548,596,593,521,
102,104,775,502,110,369,863,596,552,444,103,529 years.

Originally posted by SelphieT
How long do you guys think it will take me to finish this lollipop?

I don't know.

Originally posted by lord xyz
26,996,584,475,485,845,963,522,114,548,596,593,521
,102,104,775,502,110,369,863,596,552,444,103,529 years.

aww man........that long?

Originally posted by Blanka
20 mins I dunno, it is pretty big

shifty

i sorry i meant 200 mins

give it a good suck.

10 minutes

Originally posted by Deano
give it a good suck.

10 minutes

I can't fit my whole mouth around this thing! Its pretty big....

Originally posted by Deano
give it a good suck.

10 minutes

that's a messi signature you got there, Laddy

This is a sticky business.

Originally posted by TOH
shifty

lol

yeah, I can't even fit HALF of this thing in my mouth. Its big!

Originally posted by SelphieT
I can't fit my whole mouth around this thing! Its pretty big.... A picture would help.

Originally posted by SelphieT
How long do you guys think it will take me to finish this lollipop? it depends...are you a biter?

Originally posted by Strangelove
it depends...are you a biter? I am.

Originally posted by lord xyz
I am.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I can't fit my whole mouth around this thing! Its pretty big....

Im going to quote this at random points in many threads.....

Originally posted by Strangelove
it depends...are you a biter?

well I was, but then I realized it tasted better just licking it, so I'm just licking it right now

no one will ever know

Originally posted by SelphieT
well I was, but then I realized it tasted better just licking it, so I'm just licking it right now if you're not biting it, and depending how big it is, i'd give it about 20-30 min.

Originally posted by Xirius
Im going to quote this at random points in many threads.....

Originally posted by Strangelove
if you're not biting it, and depending how big it is, i'd give it about 20-30 min.

hmm, maybe bump that up to an hour, I'm not even halfway through yet

Originally posted by SelphieT
How long do you guys think it will take me to finish this lollipop?

However long it will take, wow, what show!! Oh....whoops...i have to go...seems me pants got tigher...

Originally posted by Xirius
Im going to quote this at random points in many threads.....

gasp! shock

Originally posted by SelphieT
How long do you guys think it will take me to finish this lollipop?
I don't know, but after you're done I have another one for you. It's in my front pocket.

Originally posted by Scythe
However long it will take, wow, what show!! Oh....whoops...i have to go...seems me pants got tigher...

dontgetit

Originally posted by lord xyz
6,996,584,475,485,845,963,522,114,548,596,593,521,
102,104,775,502,110,369,863,596,552,444,103,529 years. I still think this has been the most accurate guess yet. ermm

Originally posted by Scythe
However long it will take, wow, what show!! Oh....whoops...i have to go...seems me pants got tigher...

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
I don't know, but after you're done I have another one for you. It's in my front pocket.

Watch it there punk ass.

shock gasp scythe!

Originally posted by Scythe
Watch there punk ass.

Yeah, Scythe wants to perve out about Selphies lollipop without anyone's help!

Originally posted by Scythe
Watch there punk ass.

Try again, this time in English.

Oh no, a small little typo and you're shitting your pants.

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh no, a small little typo and you're shitting your pants.

Nah, if I were shitting my pants, you'd hear it.

alright you bards, take the fight outta my peaceful thread

Originally posted by SelphieT
How long do you guys think it will take me to finish this lollipop?

I think the real question is...

Will you give me a blowjob?


ermm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I think the real question is...

Will you give me a blowjob?


ermm

LOL

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Nah, if I were shitting my pants, you'd hear it.

kinky....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I think the real question is...

Will you give me a blowjob?


ermm

well it seems like your hand and penis are great friends, I wouldn't want to make their relationship awkward.

Originally posted by In Fate's Hands


Are You Gay?

hmm


Because a Girl started this thread, just to let you know.

Originally posted by SelphieT
well it seems like your hand and penis are great friends, I wouldn't want to make their relationship awkward.






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Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I think the real question is...

Will you give me a blowjob?


ermm lol

Originally posted by SelphieT
well it seems like your hand and penis are great friends, I wouldn't want to make their relationship awkward.

Nah, thats okay. They are great friends, but so is you're mouth and tongue.

Originally posted by Scythe
kinky....

You bet I am.

Can I offer you some edible underwear? I didn't fart in these.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Nah, thats okay. They are great friends, but so is you're mouth and tongue.



i think her mouth is way to big for u

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Nah, thats okay. They are great friends, but so is you're mouth and tongue.

Inter-Scythette relations? Eww.

Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
i think her mouth is way to big for u

Her mouth has to be pretty big then.

http://xc6.xanga.com/13bb6b545673346373258/b31277344.jpg

holy gross dude

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
You bet I am.

Can I offer you some edible underwear? I didn't fart in these.

Spread some goat-butter on them with a leather whip and we'll talk.

I many licks does it take to get to the center of my lollipopnaughty

Originally posted by Scythe
Spread some goat-butter on them with a leather whip and we'll talk.

Goat-butter, eh? That's a new one, but ok. Is a dressage whip ok?

my mouth?..........woo! I can put this lollipop, well, half of it, in my mouth now! wooo!

Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
I many licks does it take to get to the center of my lollipopnaughty

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Nah, thats okay. They are great friends, but so is you're mouth and tongue.

hmm, I dunno if I wanna make you happy, or make myself happy with this girl I like.

Originally posted by SelphieT
hmm, I dunno if I wanna make you happy, or make myself happy with this girl I like.

Originally posted by SelphieT
hmm, I dunno if I wanna make you happy, or make myself happy with this girl I like.

make yourself happy!!!! do it!!!!!

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Goat-butter, eh? That's a new one, but ok. Is a dressage whip ok?

Oh, I don't think that's up to me.

can i come with u SelphieT if you make urself happy?

Originally posted by In Fate's Hands
can i come with u SelphieT if you make urself happy?

whaaaa hooooo, I think all of you guys can come with me, cept for a few of you.

Originally posted by SelphieT
whaaaa hooooo, I think all of you guys can come with me, cept for a few of you.

Ill go, as an Irish person, its my duty.....

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh, I don't think that's up to me.

sure, sign off on me, b.itch.

*enters thread*

Originally posted by Scythe
Oh, I don't think that's up to me.

Sure it is. You're the one getting Cherry-flavored underwear with goat-butter on it (ew).

Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
Sure it is. You're the one getting Cherry-flavored underwear with goat-butter on it (ew). I thought that was the woman in your sig. ermm

..........*looks at lollipop* I'm kinda sad now......

Originally posted by SelphieT
..........*looks at lollipop* I'm kinda sad now......

Need a new one?

Originally posted by SelphieT
..........*looks at lollipop* I'm kinda sad now......

gummy bears?

Originally posted by SelphieT
..........*looks at lollipop* I'm kinda sad now...... How much did it cost?

no, the lollipop is still good......I just don't feel too good.......my fun died out.......

Maybe some caffeine will help

or some gummy bears.....?

That is one thing I don't have in my pants.

Originally posted by SelphieT
no, the lollipop is still good......I just don't feel too good.......my fun died out.......

Maybe some caffeine will help Coffee is nice, not American coffee though. ermm

Originally posted by Xirius
Penis.....? Originally posted by Mr. Sandman
That is one thing I don't have in my pants. Hehehe.

Too bad you couldn't get that in one quote.

goddammit........I got occupied, and forgot about my lollipop.......guess I'll just have to continue.

Is it finished? ermm

nope, I'm halfway now!

w00t