SelphieT, I f*ckin' love ya! also berfday in here too...
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Scythe
My precious wife, SelphieT. May our desirable love be everlasting like Richard Simmon's endless supply of ghey. This is a second thread dedicated to she who has made such an impact in my life, that words or actions cannot be enough to show my adoration for her. Selphie! This one's for you, and you only! A warm hug, and a toast, cider for her ofcourse, to the girl who flattens me! This thread will continue, and serve as her berfday thread as well, because she's my special gal!
Because I can
whens the party?
SelphieT
blushing oh my, what to say.
I thank you so very much for all that you have done for me in return. I think we'll be the best parents here on KMC.
.....I don't know what to say! shock if only I was as clever as you, I can't get the words out of my mouth and onto my fingers which work this keyboard!
Scythe
In two days, we'll party.
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Scythe
My precious wife, SelphieT. May our desirable love be everlasting like Richard Simmon's endless supply of ghey. This is a second thread dedicated to she who has made such an impact in my life, that words or actions cannot be enough to show my adoration for her. Selphie! This one's for you, and you only! A warm hug, and a toast, cider for her ofcourse, to the girl who flattens me! This thread will continue, and serve as her berfday thread as well, because she's my special gal!
At a boy, Scythe!

Well, Selphie's a cool person, so I'm glad you found her as the one you love. Oh, and Happy Birthday Selphie!

Because I can
Originally posted by Scythe
In two days, we'll party.
YUSH!!! i'll bring the grog ^^
Happy bday selphie!!
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by SelphieT
thanks everyone!
Hey. I like you both, so I am happy that you two found lurvyness. But I do hope that Scythe is not some 40 year old guy, since he is cool and neat. So you crazy kids have fun now.
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Hey. I like you both, so I am happy that you two found lurvyness. But I do hope that Scythe is not some 40 year old guy, since he is cool and neat. So you crazy kids have fun now.
He's not, I talk to him like every weekend on the phone.
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by LanceWindu
He's not, I talk to him like every weekend on the phone.
Oh. Then HOORAY FOR SCYTHE AND SELPHIE!
Because I can
hahah yeah! w0000t!! part-eh!
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Because I can
hahah yeah! w0000t!! part-eh!
I'll get the beer!
Because I can
K.D's got some... POTB

(pirates of the beer... i'll get some

)
SelphieT
I'll have a diet coke please

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by SelphieT
I'll have a diet coke please
Sure! People get whatever they want on their birthday! Unfortunately for me, the world's allegience doesn't count.

Because I can
well, go cry cause its my birthday in 550 DAYS!! yay

SelphieT
Mine will be technically 1 day in 3 minutes.
Because I can
gah! Happy birthday

Xirius
Originally posted by LanceWindu
He's not, I talk to him like every weekend on the phone.
Well how old is he?
LanceWindu
Originally posted by Xirius
Well how old is he?
19 I think...srug
Lumanix
Originally posted by SelphieT
I'll have a diet coke please

Reg. coke.
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by SelphieT
Mine will be technically 1 day in 3 minutes.
Then you are a liar and betrayer to us all!
Xirius
Originally posted by LanceWindu
19 I think...srug
And SelphieT's about to turn 15?
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by LanceWindu
19 I think...srug
Woah! Ok, I don't like that. Selphie is now going to be 15, so that gets me not too happy with those results. Scythe is still a cool guy and all, but I don't see good things coming out of it. I remember when one of my sister's friends came and I gave a tour of town. Great girl with amazing sense of humor. It almost seemed like a date, but it definately wasn't, considering she is 18. But if I was 18 as well.......
SelphieT
.........I didn't want to be a killjoy, but goddamn people, no, I'll be blunt. No, I do not love this person. I don't love anyone. We're not doing things you think we are. He's got a girlfriend anyways, and plus, its not like I'd do something like that, with such an older person.
F.uck, I totally ruined the point of this thread, but I'm gonna be honest. There you have it.
LanceWindu
Originally posted by SelphieT
.........I didn't want to be a killjoy, but goddamn people, no, I'll be blunt. No, I do not love this person. I don't love anyone. We're not doing things you think we are. He's got a girlfriend anyways, and plus, its not like I'd do something like that, with such an older person.
F.uck, I totally ruined the point of this thread, but I'm gonna be honest. There you have it.
I know...people can't understand the whole ****ing about thing.

I knew there was nothing between you two, that's just how you guys are.
Go back to being the bearer of Scythe's kid, just make sure he/she is birthed in honey so he/she is sweet enough for the eating.
SelphieT
Originally posted by LanceWindu
I know...people can't understand the whole ****ing about thing.

I knew there was nothing between you two, that's just how you guys are.
Go back to being the bearer of Scythe's kid, just make sure he/she is birthed in honey so he/she is sweet enough for the eating.
thanks for understanding Lance, you're a real friend

Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by SelphieT
.........I didn't want to be a killjoy, but goddamn people, no, I'll be blunt. No, I do not love this person. I don't love anyone. We're not doing things you think we are. He's got a girlfriend anyways, and plus, its not like I'd do something like that, with such an older person.
F.uck, I totally ruined the point of this thread, but I'm gonna be honest. There you have it.
What the hell? WHO STOLE MY KEYS?!?!?! Nah, just joking. Sure I understand. I've bee in that kind of situation before. So don't worry about it. Sorry for the confusion, SelphieT and Scythe. I need my n00biness to stop.
P.S. Strangelove, you dare comment on this post and I will KILL YOU!

Scythe
Drama rears it's ugly head. Hehehe, well, we would've told all of you guys it was a charade if we knew that people would take it serious enough, apologies are on the table, and let's get back to the special girl at hand.
Selphie! One more day!
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Scythe
Drama rears it's ugly head. Hehehe, well, we would've told all of you guys it was a charade if we knew that people would take it serious enough, apologies are on the table, and let's get back to the special girl at hand.
Selphie! One more day!
We're the living Soap Opera, boy.

Strangelove
Originally posted by Lumanix

Reg. coke. Chrry coke!
Scythe
Originally posted by LanceWindu
19 I think...srug
More like 100...
Scythe
Yeah, one of the few that isn't a dumbass...
Don't call me boy, I'm old enough to be your great great grandfather.
Yeah, my fave, I'll have a few with you come tommorrow.
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Scythe
Yeah, one of the few that isn't a dumbass...
Am I on the list? I'm the one that just started saying how great the both of you are.
Scythe
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Am I on the list? I'm the one that just started saying how great the both of you are.
You haven't done anything ignorant or stupid yet that I have seen. But be aware, a kiss-ass never gets very far.
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Scythe
You haven't done anything ignorant or stupid yet that I have seen. But be aware, a kiss-ass never gets very far.
How am I a kissass? Because I complimented you because I like ya? Sure, be a jerk.
Scythe
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
How am I a kissass? Because I complimented you because I like ya? Sure, be a jerk.
Hey, come one, lighten up, don't start shoving monkeys up your ass like most members on here. You're clearly one of the coolest n00bs ever to be blessed with my presence.
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Scythe
Hey, come one, lighten up, don't start shoving monkeys up your ass like most members on here. You're clearly one of the coolest n00bs ever to be blessed with my presence.
Thank you, I.... HEY! N00b? Meh.
Strangelove
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Thank you, I.... HEY! N00b? Meh. He doesn't like that

Scythe
Originally posted by Ultraman Baltan
Thank you, I.... HEY! N00b? Meh.
Hehehe, I'm kidding, yeesh. Tough crowd...
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by Scythe
Hehehe, I'm kidding, yeesh. Tough crowd...
Well, I probably am one, anyways.
P.S. Strangelove, if you comment on this post I will destroy you.

SelphieT
oh drama drama, I will never escape it, especially with school tomorrow............poooooo!
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by SelphieT
oh drama drama, I will never escape it, especially with school tomorrow............poooooo!
That sucks. Mine's the day after.
SelphieT
yeah........oh well! I'll get used to it
Xirius
Happy Birthday Liz!
SelphieT
Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Kongu_Dude
Originally posted by SelphieT
blushing oh my, what to say.
I thank you so very much for all that you have done for me in return. I think we'll be the best parents here on KMC.
.....I don't know what to say! shock if only I was as clever as you, I can't get the words out of my mouth and onto my fingers which work this keyboard!
You play keyboard?

SelphieT
Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
You play keyboard?
wish me happy birthday dammit sneaky2

Kongu_Dude
Originally posted by SelphieT
wish me happy birthday dammit sneaky2
happybday
SelphieT
whew, today was exhausting!!!!!!!!!!
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by SelphieT
whew, today was exhausting!!!!!!!!!!
Well, THAT makes me feel psyched for tomorrow.
SelphieT
well actually don't feel bad. I just didn't sleep at all last night. AT ALL.
And then I went to school, had Chemistry, English 10, Orchestra, and Geometry, and plus it was my birthday too, and I saw bizillions of friends, so whew, very exhausting for me. I'm sure you'll be fine Ultraman Baltan.
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by SelphieT
well actually don't feel bad. I just didn't sleep at all last night. AT ALL.
And then I went to school, had Chemistry, English 10, Orchestra, and Geometry, and plus it was my birthday too, and I saw bizillions of friends, so whew, very exhausting for me. I'm sure you'll be fine Ultraman Baltan.
Is this your first High School year?
SelphieT
no, I'm sophmore. But I was a freshman last year. So don't say you have it worse, cause i've been through it!!!! mwaaaahahahahhahaha
Just remember. Don't be an *******, and people will leave you alone. And if not, people at your school are f*cked up.
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by SelphieT
no, I'm sophmore. But I was a freshman last year. So don't say you have it worse, cause i've been through it!!!! mwaaaahahahahhahaha
Just remember. Don't be an *******, and people will leave you alone. And if not, people at your school are f*cked up.
Phew! Nice! I'm going to a new school, so I have a clean slate. But yeah. Our first three days are just us getting to know our school and knowing what we need.
Ultraman Baltan
I have a present for you, Selphie! Sorry if you don't like Naruto(I actually don't), but I hope you enjoy this for a present.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ww_IsIXQvI
Here's another thing I found for you. This makes fun of one of your favorite movies of all time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgL_xHs93ao
SelphieT
thanks for the gifts
Um, I've never really watched Naruto and such, but since it was SuperBeast by Rob Zombie, I enjoyed it still
Ah, Kill Bunny, very nice, I love Robot Chicken!
Ultraman Baltan
Originally posted by SelphieT
thanks for the gifts
Um, I've never really watched Naruto and such, but since it was SuperBeast by Rob Zombie, I enjoyed it still
Ah, Kill Bunny, very nice, I love Robot Chicken!
Personally, I can't stand Naruto, but that's a good video. Robot Chicken is just plain amazing. You are very welcome.

Scythe
HAPPY DEATH-DAY TO YOU!! HAPPY DEATH-DAY TO YOU!!
Scythe
Let's fire up some drinks no?
SelphieT
I'll have the oreo milkshake please

Scythe
Originally posted by SelphieT
I'll have the oreo milkshake please
Sure, let's share one!
: : Inserts two straws : :
Num-Num.
SelphieT
you want the cherry?
Scythe
You know I do, but Birthday Girl gets first dibs!
SelphieT
Hmm, not as many people wished me happy birthday as there should have been.......................................shock I think they all hate me
Kongu_Dude
Originally posted by SelphieT
Hmm, not as many people wished me happy birthday as there should have been.......................................shock I think they all hate me
happybday for the 3 time!

Because I can
Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
happybday for the 3 time!

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
happybday for the 3 time!

Originally posted by Kongu_Dude
happybday for the 3 time!

Scythe
Man, what an awesome birthday thread. It had so many ups and downs.
SelphieT
For my bday I only got one present, since I got all my other presents at um, my party a while ago.
I got a Living End CD from my dad.
Scythe
Yeah, you still have to wait for my present to get there, I'm sorry...
SelphieT
don't be sorry. Joe should be sorry. We should talk to Joe sometime, I'm dyyyyyyyyin to talk to him again
Scythe
Hahaha, funny Selphie, no one wishes to talk to Joe.
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