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Oh the things I would do.... *wistful look*

To witness the big bang.

Originally posted by The Pict


I would make sure Hitler never came to power

He Never Did.

I would travel back to see if Jesus did the things the bible says, and I'd ask him a lot thats for sure.

destroy it

Originally posted by Valharu
To witness the big bang.

Come to my house and hear/see my dad sneeze

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
He Never Did.

I am not sure what you are saying there

I would find the Doctor.

Originally posted by Council#13
Come to my house and hear/see my dad sneeze I'm at your front door.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
He Never Did.

Yes, he did... In Germany at least.

I'd murder several historical individuals.

Id go back to certain periods in my life and either love more... ot love less depending on who it was.

I'd prevent Yunderr from coming to power.

What's that? You never heard of Yunderr?

Why, that's because he never came to power.

I'd go back and bang all those chicks I was too afraid to talk to in high school!

I'd put party hats on cavemen.

I would start microsoft.


And have sex with some hot chicks


and play the stock market perfectly


and start America

and invent the car


and the Atari

and the Intellevision

and the Nintendo consoles

and the PS1/2/3

and the Xbox/Xbox 360

and some other awesome things.

oh....and I'd **** eve before Adam could, kill adam, and make sure the entire would had a little of me in them! mwahaha

I would go back in time and stop myself from seeing Snakes on a plane


Ok, I never seen it, I just felt like saying that.

Originally posted by The Pict


I would make sure Hitler never came to power If Hitler didn't go into power, we'd still be fighting wars on horses, and Microsoft-less.

I'd go back in time and kill Margaret Thatcher.

Originally posted by lord xyz
If Hitler didn't go into power, we'd still be fighting wars on horses, and Microsoft-less.

I'd go back in time and kill Margaret Thatcher.

*Travels back in time and gives condoms to Hitler's father* w00t

To Benefit The World:

- Go back and see if I could confirm all religions so people could stand united in the modern world.
- Stop Eve from eating the apple (goes against my previous point but never mind.
- Warn police or people who could help of major terrible events such as 9.11.
- Stop: Margaret Thatcher, Adolf Hitler, And Heartless Terrorists.
- Make money grow on trees.
- Find the core of major illnesses and stop them.
- Place the best modern technology in major historical places so humanity would evolve much quicker.

To Benefit Myself:

- Put the best days of my life on a continuous loop.

I would leave everything as is.

i would go back in time to do something i cant tell u people

Originally posted by SelphieT
I would leave everything as is.

How very noble of you...

If I Had a Time Machine, I'd go back in time and make a Time Machine, so my future self could get it then come back in time to make it.

Simple.

I'd do all the things that I was too much of a pussy to do in the past

I'd........

Go back to see the dinosaurs.
See everything that happened with Jesus.
Stop Hitler from ever reaching the masses.
Watch Stan Lee make Spiderman.
Warn my sister not to go on the road that night of a huge crash.
Not see "Aliens Gone Wild" or "Ultraviolet".

I'd probably kill everyone who'd try to kill infamous world leaders. And then destroy the time machine and infinite loop, where I would never age and know everything since the beginning conception of time to the time a second later....

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
If I Had a Time Machine, I'd go back in time and make a Time Machine, so my future self could get it then come back in time to make it.

Simple. Man I love paradoxes!

Originally posted by Eternal Turmoil
To Benefit The World:

- Go back and see if I could confirm all religions so people could stand united in the modern world.
- Stop Eve from eating the apple (goes against my previous point but never mind.
- Warn police or people who could help of major terrible events such as 9.11.
- Stop: Margaret Thatcher, Adolf Hitler, And Heartless Terrorists.
- Make money grow on trees.
- Find the core of major illnesses and stop them.
- Place the best modern technology in major historical places so humanity would evolve much quicker.

To Benefit Myself:

- Put the best days of my life on a continuous loop. Well if you did #1 that would take care of the rest.

People are Stupid

A time Machine doesn't Teleport you around the world to stop bad guys you Twits.

It would take you back in time thats it, You couldn't possibly STOP Hitler.

Also, Adam And Eve didn't Exist. It Denys all science.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
People are Stupid

A time Machine doesn't Teleport you around the world to stop bad guys you Twits.

It would take you back in time thats it, You couldn't possibly STOP Hitler.

Also, Adam And Eve didn't Exist. It Denys all science.

And also elmo is red

but Snuffleupagus was soo much better

elmo

http://www.dailypepper.com/mt/archives/snuffalupagus.jpg

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
People are Stupid

A time Machine doesn't Teleport you around the world to stop bad guys you Twits.

It would take you back in time thats it, You couldn't possibly STOP Hitler.

Also, Adam And Eve didn't Exist. It Denys all science. Well I disagree with you on Hitler, you could kill him as a youth or if you not into that you could befriend him and influence his future life decisions.

Originally posted by ThePittman
Well I disagree with you on Hitler, you could kill him as a youth or if you not into that you could befriend him and influence his future life decisions. or buy him a cookie and he'll stop being a big meany poo poo pants

Originally posted by Valharu
To witness the big bang.

AKA When Adam and Eve got it on? b1 Yeah... that was some bang. ermm

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
I would start microsoft.


And have sex with some hot chicks


and play the stock market perfectly


and start America

and invent the car


and the Atari

and the Intellevision

and the Nintendo consoles

and the PS1/2/3

and the Xbox/Xbox 360

and some other awesome things.

oh....and I'd **** eve before Adam could, kill adam, and make sure the entire would had a little of me in them! mwahaha

...

And edit your post to fix your smiley? ermm

Originally posted by Itzak
AKA When Adam and Eve got it on? b1 Yeah... that was some bang. ermm



...

And edit your post to fix your smiley? ermm

Bring Hitler into the year 2006.

Watch Lassie get shot...

Originally posted by Eternal Turmoil
- Make money grow on trees.
Money does grow on trees.

introduce cars in the middle ages...

Originally posted by ThePittman
Well I disagree with you on Hitler, you could kill him as a youth or if you not into that you could befriend him and influence his future life decisions.

Oh really? How will you find him, or know what he looks like?

if you had got to choose one thing b/w a tent, knife, hambuger, firecrackers, and a year supply of chocolate, which one would help you survive on a deserted island?

witness the life i've lead so far.

Originally posted by lord xyz
Money does grow on trees.

In a sense that's true, because rubber grows on trees.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
In a sense that's true, because rubber grows on trees. confused1

To go back so i can see my parents that are my blood ones not my fake family...

Or when i lost my ds ,god i can't find it >< .

Originally posted by A_broken_smile
Or when i lost my ds ,god i can't find it >< . It's where you left it last

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
In a sense that's true, because rubber grows on trees.

If it did...i can run at a tree and flip of it..or climb it it,or any thing!!

That would be....um....god think camille think......nope can't rember.....sigh...i want a to go back in time to see my real parents..but i cant.. i hafe to wait till im like what 21 to see them i think or 18?

Originally posted by ThePittman
confused1

I referring to those in the rubber industry. And its literally true.

Nike Shoes, Goodyear Tires and Trojan Condoms are all affiliated because they are all in-contract to the same rubber company.

Originally posted by Quiero Mota
I referring to those in the rubber industry. And its literally true.

Nike Shoes, Goodyear Tires and Trojan Condoms are all affiliated because they are all in-contract to the same rubber company. I don't get what you mean about money, there isn't any rubber in money that I know of. It's 25% linen and 75% cotton.

Originally posted by lord xyz
If Hitler didn't go into power, we'd still be fighting wars on horses, and Microsoft-less.


Nah we wouldn't, Shush.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
People are Stupid

A time Machine doesn't Teleport you around the world to stop bad guys you Twits.

It would take you back in time thats it, You couldn't possibly STOP Hitler.

Yes, you could. Kill his mother, kill his father, kill him as a child, teenager, young adult. And since he is so famous, it would be easy to find out where he was at certain times. Very easy.

But the simple thing is, Time Machines do not exist* and most likely never will, it's okay to not be reasonable because it won't come true.

*The DeLorean was destroyed.

if we had no laws or rules restricting us we'd become like animals. survivor of the fittest.

I'd really like to see my ancestors and my family members. How cool would that be, seriously?To get to Ireland somehow and see my great-great-great grandparents and their parents.

And to see my father as a child, a teenager, a young adult. To meet legends and great leaders of the past: George Washington, Albert Einstein, Benjamin Franklin.

To check out what my town was like a hundred years ago. To see if I could recognize the land on which my house stands today. To go back two hundred years and see how different thigns were in the major cities (especially Philadelphia, from which I'm roughly ten minutes away).

To go back millions and see what life on Earth was like: what types of dinosaurs lived where I live now, what different types of plants grew, etc.

And just to go into the future... 10 years, to see where I'm at. 50 to see the new kinds of technology. A hundred to see if humanity had made any sort of progression.

The list goes on and on...