Is chocolate better than sex?

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Valharu
Cadbury I can take, but Red Tulip makes me nervous.
Any takers?

Leo.M
F.uck no! shock Sex droolio

Valharu
Originally posted by Leo.M
F.uck no! shock This is more for the ladies. wink
But what if your hungry for a steak and a beer? laughing out loud

-Tired Hiker-
This should be in the phiosophy forum. happy

Valharu
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
This should be in the phiosophy forum. happy Yeah, it is pretty deep. wink

Strangelove
I don't even eat chocolate.....so, you know....sex

Shelbert Lemon
this depends on the chocolate and your lover

as long as you partner knows you and your body... sex is better then the highest quality chocolate.

Valharu
Originally posted by Strangelove
I don't even eat chocolate.....so, you know....sex Neither do I, but I was spying on a few ladies and they were comparing chocolate to sex. It just made me wonder. beer

BlackSunshine
I am a chocoholic buuuut...sex is 100 times better. smile

lord xyz
Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
This should be in the phiosophy forum. happy I don't think we have a phiosophy forum. ermm Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I am a chocoholic buuuut...sex is 100 times better. smile By that you mean sex with Impediment right?

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by lord xyz
By that you mean sex with Impediment right?

yups smile

Ladyluck
This is a tough decisionhmm


Chocolate is sooo good. droolio


But.. I'm going to have to go with sex. yes

PandoraMomo
If it ever came between the best dark chocolate rasperry truffles and sex, I'd choose sex. hands down.

lord xyz
Originally posted by Ladyluck
This is a tough decisionhmm


Chocolate is sooo good. droolio


But.. I'm going to have to go with sex. yes 17 year olds can have sex in Canada? I thought you had to wait until 18 in Canada.

Ultraman Baltan
I don't really like chocolate that much, so.........

SelphieT
Um, I've never had sex and I like chocolate smile

D-Double
Originally posted by lord xyz
17 year olds can have sex in Canada? I thought you had to wait until 18 in Canada.

They have Sex-Police over there?!... shutup


... I bet Canada has a lotta f*ckers in jail. erm

Vinny Valentine
No, Chocolate gives you Pimples, Sex gives you an Orgasm.

Strangelove
Studies have shown that chocolate touches the same pleasure centers in the brain as sex (in women)

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Strangelove
Studies have shown that chocolate touches the same pleasure centers in the brain as sex (in women)

No, It touches the same part as being in LOVE with someone, Not having sex.

Strangelove
ah.....well then.....shut up no expression

my bad embarrasment

Vinny Valentine
Originally posted by Strangelove
ah.....well then.....shut up no expression

my bad embarrasment

laughing

I still think you're smart Bestest buddy.

Strangelove
Aww..., thanks a bunch!

Lady Fianna
Chocolate sex?

RogerRamjet
chocolate Fianna?

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
chocolate Fianna? If you must. shrug


Better sig btw stick out tongue

D-Double
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
Chocolate sex?

yes, please... yes

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Lady Fianna
If you must. shrug


Better sig btw stick out tongue


i must have chocolate Fianna!! eek!

i know it is better...thank you..but the other one is not out of this world you know? evil face

Lady Fianna
Originally posted by D-Double
yes, please... yes One taker for chocolate sex...interesting. hmm

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
i must have chocolate Fianna!! eek!

i know it is better...thank you..but the other one is not out of this world you know? evil face

Very tasty and satisfying I'm told. yes

Don't you dare bring it back. disgust

RogerRamjet
Originally posted by Lady Fianna



Very tasty and satisfying I'm told. yes

Don't you dare bring it back. disgust

tasty...no expression yes! yes! Jumpy no where is that chocolate syrup when you need it?! cry

silence woman!! ze power of my hypnotic signature is imparallaled!! mad

silver_tears
Must be bad sex people are having these days dontgetit

RogerRamjet
or none at all....

silver_tears

D-Double
Originally posted by RogerRamjet
or none at all....

Bardock42 Impression:

*ahem*

Look at the girls and the guys as they flexes
They try to look good as they ride in their Lexus
But it might be as useless as O's without X's
Cuz muscles and cars are for not if you're sexless

WrathfulDwarf
I can eat chocolate and have sex.

HA! I get the best of both worlds. cool

BlackSunshine
I have sex everyday and its great!!

fantasygirl
Meh, I'll answer this question after I've tried sex. stick out tongue

Ladyluck
Originally posted by lord xyz
17 year olds can have sex in Canada? I thought you had to wait until 18 in Canada.

That law doesn't actually stop anybody. Noboday actually waits. Anyways, it's 14 in Canada.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No, Chocolate gives you Pimples, Sex gives you an Orgasm.

laughing You just reminded me of that commercial for acne cream...

"People used to make fun of me because I eat too many chocolate bars"

Yuna89
actually sex and chocolate both give you the same feeling...

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by Yuna89
actually sex and chocolate both give you the same feeling...

no...not really erm

silver_tears
I'm sure she meant that chocolate stimulates the same part of your brain as good sex does. It's not the same feeling, but the same hormones are released resulting in good vibrations so to speak haha

Although I think it's more with dark chocolate, I may be wrong smile

BlackSunshine
heh...you could be right...I may have to do a little research. smile

Flavio
why not have chocolate and sex at the same time? (or chocolate right after) i guess it increases the potential of the pleasure yes

BlackSunshine
hmm....foreplay???droolio

Flavio
Originally posted by BlackSunshine
hmm....foreplay???droolio

thats exatly what i thought herb
melt chocolate, sexual-driven-shape chocolate...its in every sexual basket.

BlackSunshine
omg shut up...I might have to make an excuse for my man to come home from work!!!

silver_tears
Make sure he brings chocolate haha

Flavio
stick out tongue

BlackSunshine
Originally posted by silver_tears
Make sure he brings chocolate haha

Oh honey I've got PLENTY of it!! laughing

silver_tears
It's always nice to get it though embarrasment maybe it's just me

BlackSunshine
of course smile

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