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Thanks in large part to Mr Vincent Valentine, I now have the honour of handing out the awards based on voting for the 2nd Annual Moosey awards.

Without further adieu....

The first award is presented to the male deemed to be the most creative by OTF and KMC standards. He is funny, inventive and downright amazing.

The Moosey award for Most Creative male goes to......

Tired Hiker!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/MostCreativeMale.jpg

*crazy applause as TH makes his way to the stage, in a tight sequined dress*

w00t

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thanks in large part to Mr Vincent Valentine, I now have the honour of handing out the awards based on voting for the 2nd Annual Moosey awards.

Without further adieu....

The first award is presented to the male deemed to be the most creative by OTF and KMC standards. He is funny, inventive and downright amazing.

The Moosey award for Most Creative male goes to......

Tired Hiker!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/MostCreativeMale.jpg

*crazy applause as TH makes his way to the stage, in a tight sequined dress*

*jizzes all over self*

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
*jizzes all over self*

And...cut to commercial....

The next award is given to the male determined by the braintrust of the forum, to be the most respected....and, the winner is....envelope please?

Well, is it really any surprise?

RAZ!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/MostRespectedMale.jpg

Wicked!

And the award to best person who joined on June 15th, 2006 (EST)......The King of KINGS!

They were Fun to make, Those Trophys

Being a friendly male comes with certain connotations....pussy, wimp, gay....it all seems to tie in. Yet, the nominees for Friendliest male embrace those traits, and make us all thankful they are around.

The winner, of Friendliest male goes to.....

IT'S A TIE!!

DUSTY AND a1hsauce!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/FriendliestMale.jpg

Originally posted by TheKingofKINGS!
And the award to best person who joined 2006 (EST)......The King of KINGS!

Sorry but THAT goes to Valharu! w00t

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
They were Fun to make, Those Trophys

You made those? Very nice

Originally posted by Leo.M
Sorry but THAT goes to Valharu! w00t



You made those? Very nice

Thanks

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Being a friendly male comes with certain connotations....pussy, wimp, gay....it all seems to tie in. Yet, the nominees for Friendliest male embrace those traits, and make us all thankful they are around.

The winner, of Friendliest male goes to.....

IT'S A TIE!!

DUSTY AND a1hsauce!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/FriendliestMale.jpg That's so f*cked up that it's funny.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
That's so f*cked up that it's funny.

The Trophy has Avatar Boobies.

Being funny is an artform. Not everyone can pull it off, and yet, the select group of males nominated for Funniest male do so regularly and with a great deal of style and pizazz. Most likely, they are hiding some inner demons that humour can mask.

The winner, of Funniest Male, KMC, goes to.....

MY friend and yours...

BARDOCK42!!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/FunniestMale.jpg

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Being funny is an artform. Not everyone can pull it off, and yet, the select group of males nominated for Funniest male do so regularly and with a great deal of style and pizazz. Most likely, they are hiding some inner demons that humour can mask.

The winner, of Funniest Male, KMC, goes to.....

MY friend and yours...

BARDOCK42!!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/FunniestMale.jpg
holy carp... that is the most interesting trophy I have ever seen. I dont think anyone wil ever confuse that trophy as being someone else's

Being new is never easy. Few though, have pulled the feat off with such aplomb as our nominees for Best Female Newcummer....I mean, Newcomer (sorry, I emceed the porn awards last night)

And, the award goes to.....

Pandoramomo!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/BestNewcomer.jpg

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Being new is never easy. Few though, have pulled the feat off with such aplomb as our nominees for Best Female Newcummer....I mean, Newcomer (sorry, I emceed the porn awards last night)

And, the award goes to.....

Pandoramomo!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/BestNewcomer.jpg
*happy, goofy dance*
thanx!
*puts in profile*

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Being new is never easy. Few though, have pulled the feat off with such aplomb as our nominees for Best Female Newcummer....I mean, Newcomer (sorry, I emceed the porn awards last night)

And, the award goes to.....

Pandoramomo!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/BestNewcomer.jpg

To bad she joined in Oct 29th, 2004! ermm

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Being funny is an artform. Not everyone can pull it off, and yet, the select group of males nominated for Funniest male do so regularly and with a great deal of style and pizazz. Most likely, they are hiding some inner demons that humour can mask.

The winner, of Funniest Male, KMC, goes to.....

MY friend and yours...

BARDOCK42!!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/FunniestMale.jpg

That works so incredibly well with Bill Hicks on it.

Moderating a forum full of morons, 'noobs', socially inepts and closet killers...is never easy. The nominees are the cream of the crop for the moderating world, because without them, we would have Internet Anarchy.

The award, for best Moderator goes to.....

STORM!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/BestMod.jpg

Originally posted by Leo.M
To bad she joined in Oct 29th, 2004! ermm

Relax killa, we've already covered this, given that she hasn't posted before 2006.

Yep.

Being a friendly female is also a challenge. Men will regularly mistake your friendliness as saying "Hey, wanna ****?!" (who writes this shit?) or it sends the message that people can walk all over you. Also, it usually means you're ugly as sin.

The award for Friendliest Female goes to....

Well, there goes the theory about being ugly...

ROULETTE!!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/FriendliestFemale.jpg

These are awesome! Congrats everyone.

Bardock is never gonna let that go, seriously. You've not clue what you've created.

I think Most Respected should just not be done, since everyone gives it to Raz for creating the forum.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Bardock is never gonna let that go, seriously. You've not clue what you've created.

I think Most Respected should just not be done, since everyone gives it to Raz for creating the forum.

-AC

Frankensteins Monster has nothing on him, I know...I realize what has happened and what we all have to deal with, but what can I do?

I tend to agree. It seems like kind of an ass kissing award. He has my respect FOR creating all of this, but it's kinda like going to church to say that God is really neat for creating the universe.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Bardock is never gonna let that go, seriously. You've not clue what you've created.

I think Most Respected should just not be done, since everyone gives it to Raz for creating the forum.

-AC
I am just misunderstood...

WoW I love Award shows !!

*sits with champagne*

The creative female. A threat to men? Someone to be mistrusted? Or just really lucky to have boobs AND be able to do cool stuff?

The award goes to....

A REPEAT WINNER!

ROULETTE!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/Most-Creative-Female.gif

The most respected female.

As my dear friend Bardock would say...."respected female? Hahahahaha"

But I digress.

The award goes to.....

Another repeat winner...

STORM!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/MostRespectedFemale.jpg

Good job on the pics vinny. waiting for the next one moose.

WOOOO!!! =^.^=

*claps enthusiasticly*

Well done to all !!

*waits for sexiext male*

Wow Roulette won two thats a treat, she's not hard on the eyes, she does a great job drawing the members here.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
*waits for sexiext male*

There's an investigation into that one...apparently, several socks were created during the voting period and placed a high number of votes for one of the nominees.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There's an investigation into that one...apparently, several socks were created during the voting period and placed a high number of votes for one of the nominees. That damn A1 lookaround

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
That damn A1 lookaround

I kid you not my dear friend...

Originally posted by Leo.M
Sorry but THAT goes to Valharu! w00t



You made those? Very nice That'd be true were it not for the fact Valharu was a trolling bashing sad escuse for a member.

I've been elected to rock your asses til midnight
This is my term, and I've jammed out my perm, but it's all right
I solemnly swear to uphold the Constitution
Got a rock and roll problem?
Well we got the solution

Set and see who I am
Let me kick out the jams, yeah
Kick out the jams
I done kicked em out

I've been selected to orbit the planet in a rocket
I'm going to mars, I got a message for the poodle in your pocket
Mission Control, calling supernova
The (nightlife's) rockin', you can come on over

And let us see who we am,
Let me kick out the jams, yeah
Kick out the jams
I done kicked em out.

Seriously? Thats insane.

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Seriously? Thats insane.

Ja.

Also with one other award, but the difference between 1st and second in that one was not even close....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Ja.

Also with one other award, but the difference between 1st and second in that one was not even close.... interesting.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I think Most Respected should just not be done, since everyone gives it to Raz for creating the forum.

-AC Pfft! Talk about sour grapes! schmoll

oooo award shows weeeeeeee famous people all around

pile

man I wish I won an award

Originally posted by SelphieT
man I wish I won an award

same here but i dont think i did anything important,welll to myself i did but since i didnt win anything apparently no one else thought i did anything important

Yay award shows...
But there was no opening monologue...

Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Yay award shows...
But there was no opening monologue...

ahhhhhhhhhhhh *hides*

Its the best part!

Originally posted by masterkit
same here but i dont think i did anything important,welll to myself i did but since i didnt win anything apparently no one else thought i did anything important

I've seen/done quite a bit, and never gotten an award. But then again "vain is life sought through acquisition".

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
There's an investigation into that one...apparently, several socks were created during the voting period and placed a high number of votes for one of the nominees.

I'm shocked and appalled! scared


.... not really. sleepy

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Bardock is never gonna let that go, seriously. You've not clue what you've created.

I think Most Respected should just not be done, since everyone gives it to Raz for creating the forum.

-AC

I silent applause breaks out as AC is removed from the building...but he's right, and don't we all know it!

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine


Nice Trophies by the way...

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
Nice Trophies by the way...

Thanks.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
I silent applause breaks out as AC is removed from the building...

batfirefirefirephbat

clapping

Simply fabulous, dahlings.

*air kisses all round*

Yay, congrats to all the lovely winners.
And to Vinster, your trophies are awesomeness

Wheres my pretty trophy? cry

Awards are so overrated ....

Engines get so overheated...

Scottie is so overrated

So is paris hilton and nicole richie but you obviously dont see that

Ronny is overrated for being an attention whore

I think Nauj should get an award....for being so rawr like

*rawr*

The Descent was crap shrug

Originally posted by lilmisskitten
I think Nauj should get an award....for being so rawr like

*rawr*
Kawaii HUGs

Originally posted by silver_tears
The Descent was crap shrug
crap = butthole

Originally posted by Prince Nauj
Awards are so overrated ....

Were you nominated at all?

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Thanks in large part to Mr Vincent Valentine, I now have the honour of handing out the awards based on voting for the 2nd Annual Moosey awards.

Without further adieu....

The first award is presented to the male deemed to be the most creative by OTF and KMC standards. He is funny, inventive and downright amazing.

The Moosey award for Most Creative male goes to......

Tired Hiker!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/MostCreativeMale.jpg

*crazy applause as TH makes his way to the stage, in a tight sequined dress* ermm ........... I think TH is drunk.

No, if he were drunk he'd be in a tuxedo - sequined dresses are the norm

Originally posted by Syren
Were you nominated at all?
I really dont care if I was but they are overrated

Originally posted by Prince Nauj
I really dont care if I was but they are overrated

Case and point

Originally posted by Raz
Pfft! Talk about sour grapes! schmoll



Don't "Pfft!" me, you Raz. Grapes and that, you know, ones that have gone sour (You said talk about sour grapes.).

I'd have given my votes away if it makes you so happy, you sour pear.

Originally posted by silver_tears
The Descent was crap shrug

Haha! You liked Mean Girls and The Notebook, Irene.

-AC

I like awards, they make good door stops.



J/K


























J/K

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri

Haha! You liked Mean Girls and The Notebook, Irene.

-AC

Both great movies
Original too, the Descent isn't. Honestly the camera scene is copied from House on Haunted Hill, other scenes copied from The Cave and Wrong Turn. The creatures look like a goblin Gollum thing.

Psssh on you mhm

Originally posted by Prince Nauj
Ronny is overrated for being an attention whore Excuse me? At least I'm not a ****** *******.

Originally posted by Ronny
Excuse me? At least I'm not a ****** *******.

Dudette, that sig P\/\/N5.

Sexy leading ladies at KMC....so many to choose from. In saying that, the winner would have to rise above the crowd....would have to stand above the rest....would have to BE sex.

The award, for sexiest female poster goes to...

Well, I know she's my 'sex'....

SYREN!!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/SexiestFemale.jpg

A very funny man, in fact, your choice for Funniest male, once said something along the lines of "Chicks can't be funny".

I disagree.

The nominees for funniest female exhibited the ability to make us laugh time and again, even if the didn't mean to.

The winner, of funniest female member is.....

RONNY!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/FunniestFemale.jpg

TO be the Most Valuable Poster (MVP) one must exhibit qualities that make them somewhat indispensable to the forum. They must stand out with their awesome contributions, and must provide for the members at large, a sense of leadership and presence.

The winners of Male and Female MVP ARE:

TIRED HIKER and STORM!!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/MVPMAle.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/MVPFemale.gif

Sexiest male, once more provided a challenge to the voters, with a seemingly endless horde of sexy men to choose from.

Initially, some shady voting procedures marred this award, however, considering it's not a Nobel Peace Prize, and the parties who may or may not have been aggrieved in the process really don't care (after consultation), the Award shall stand.

The winner, of Sexiest male is:

~Da Rev~!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/SexiestMaleAward.jpg

Originally posted by silver_tears
Both great movies
Original too, the Descent isn't. Honestly the camera scene is copied from House on Haunted Hill, other scenes copied from The Cave and Wrong Turn. The creatures look like a goblin Gollum thing.

Psssh on you mhm

I enjoyed the end of The Descent ....

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
A very funny man, in fact, your choice for Funniest male, once said something along the lines of "Chicks can't be funny".

I disagree.

The nominees for funniest female exhibited the ability to make us laugh time and again, even if the didn't mean to.

The winner, of funniest female member is.....

RONNY!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/FunniestFemale.jpg w00t

Originally posted by Ronny
w00t

I think funniest male and funniest female should have a lot of sex....to produce really funny children...but mostly to have a lot of sex.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think funniest male and funniest female should have a lot of sex....to produce really funny children...but mostly to have a lot of sex. schmoll Yea right Bardock. Stop trying to get into my pants.

Originally posted by Ronny
schmoll Yea right Bardock. Stop trying to get into my pants.

But I want to....

Originally posted by Bardock42
I think funniest male and funniest female should have a lot of sex....to produce really funny children...but mostly to have a lot of sex.

I think that's a really creepy idea!

Originally posted by Ronny
schmoll Yea right Bardock. Stop trying to get into my pants.

Aww, come on Ronzy. I heard a really BIG rumour about Bardsy.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I think that's a really creepy idea!

Maybe, I jsut want to get in Ronny's pants.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe, I jsut want to get in Ronny's pants.

I don't blame you dude, and, if she knew what over 378 other satisfied customers knew, she'd be crazy NOT to let you.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
I don't blame you dude, and, if she knew what over 378 other satisfied customers knew, she'd be crazy NOT to let you.

Yeah, well I thought about going after the sexiest female, but the answer was too obvious.


Besides...Ronny is hotter anyways.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Aww, come on Ronzy. I heard a really BIG rumour about Bardsy. I already have a really BIG.. rumor..

of my own...



That didnt mean what it sounds like..

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, well I thought about going after the sexiest female, but the answer was too obvious.


Besides...Ronny is hotter anyways. I am? Okay ill have your babies

Originally posted by Ronny
I already have a really BIG.. rumor..

of my own...



That didnt mean what it sounds like..

Are you hung like a whale too??

Originally posted by Ronny
I am? Okay ill have your babies

Sweet w00t ...I will be right over.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Are you hung like a whale too?? Yes, thats exactly what i ment

Originally posted by Ronny
Yes, thats exactly what i ment

At least you have the name to go with it.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
At least you have the name to go with it.

Hahaha, that is funny.

I'm such a boy

Originally posted by Ronny
I'm such a boy


You wanna have sex yet?

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
You wanna have sex yet?

She offered herself to me...get in line, boy.

Originally posted by Bardock42
She offered herself to me...get in line, boy.

I'll Tie you to Raz, and then dress up as you mhm

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
I'll Tie you to Raz, and then dress up as you mhm

....no you won't.


Jedi Mind Trick works everytime...

Originally posted by Bardock42
....no you won't.


Jedi Mind Trick works everytime...

No I Won't.

On your way.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
No I Won't.

On your way.

Eddie Murphy is funny.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Eddie Murphy is funny.

Eddie murphy is not funny.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Eddie murphy is not funny.

Are you freaking crazy, you inane lump of wood?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Are you freaking crazy, you inane lump of wood?

He Isn't.

Bill Hicks and George Carlin are funny. Stephen Lynch is Funny. Eddie Murphy is a darsh.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
He Isn't.

Bill Hicks and George Carlin are funny. Stephen Lynch is Funny. Eddie Murphy is a darsh.

What the.....have you seen Eddie Murphy Raw? I mean sure, he made a lot of shit films lately....but he was very funny at some point.

Originally posted by Bardock42
What the.....have you seen Eddie Murphy Raw? I mean sure, he made a lot of shit films lately....but he was very funny at some point.

Eddie Murphy has made alot of shitty movies, trying to be funny.

I just can't laugh at his jokes, I find them lame.

Originally posted by Bardock42
What the.....have you seen Eddie Murphy Raw? I mean sure, he made a lot of shit films lately....but he was very funny at some point.

Raw was ok, but Delirious was 10 times better! OMFG I laughed watching that one.

Also, he's genious playing the donkey in Shrek.

Originally posted by Vinny Valentine
Eddie Murphy has made alot of shitty movies, trying to be funny.

I just can't laugh at his jokes, I find them lame.

Okay, fair enough, I haven't seen any of his stand up beyond Raw, but that was just funny as hell. His movies are mostly shit. I agree.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Sexy leading ladies at KMC....so many to choose from. In saying that, the winner would have to rise above the crowd....would have to stand above the rest....would have to BE sex.

The award, for sexiest female poster goes to...

Well, I know she's my 'sex'....

SYREN!!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c272/Mizk/SexiestFemale.jpg

I'm your 'sex'? Do I look like a penis?

Anyway, thanking you eyes

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, well I thought about going after the sexiest female, but the answer was too obvious.

Besides...Ronny is hotter anyways.

Shut up b!tch, just because I said no like a gazillion times. You're just bitter mhm

Originally posted by Syren
I'm your 'sex'? Do I look like a penis?

Anyway, thanking you eyes



Shut up b!tch, just because I said no like a gazillion times. You're just bitter mhm

Yes, my penis looks like a really hot British chick. Which explains why I'm a shut-in.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes, my penis looks like a really hot British chick. Which explains why I'm a shut-in.

If I had a penis that looked like me I'd copyright myself and broadcast live from home every night. Am I weird?

Originally posted by Syren
Shut up b!tch, just because I said no like a gazillion times. You're just bitter mhm

Face it. Ronny's hotter.mhm

She damn well is... but the majority have decided.

Originally posted by Syren


She damn well is... but the majority have decided.

Yeah, you are both adorable droolio

Is it just me or is the Angelina picture on the left look like she's just about to take a load? ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
Yeah, you are both adorable droolio

Ah bless... you're a sweetie.

*checks lock on chastity belt*

Originally posted by Syren
If I had a penis that looked like me I'd copyright myself and broadcast live from home every night. Am I weird?

Yes.

However, if you had a penis at all, I'd be harbouring some deep issues from our time together.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Yes.

However, if you had a penis at all, I'd be harbouring some deep issues from our time together.

It's ok honey, we never actually got physical so it's not like you went there... plus, I fell head over heels for a moose. So, y'know

lol lol

That would be deeply worrying...

Originally posted by Syren
It's ok honey, we never actually got physical so it's not like you went there... plus, I fell head over heels for a moose. So, y'know

Maybe not physical, but I imagined you in many scenarios, none of which included you whipping out a dick. *shrugs*

Yeah, but I have a stimulating mind.

Originally posted by Bloigen
Is it just me or is the Angelina picture on the left look like she's just about to take a load? ermm

She is, isn't she?

Originally posted by Devalion
:Yes:

Oh, I see someone has experience.

Originally posted by ~Da Moose~
Maybe not physical, but I imagined you in many scenarios, none of which included you whipping out a dick. *shrugs*

Yeah, but I have a stimulating mind.



Charming

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh, I see someone has experience.

Hey give me a break! Its been a long day!

Originally posted by Devalion
Hey give me a break! Its been a long day!

So, you relax by getting a load on your face?

Originally posted by Devalion
Hey give me a break! Its been a long day! Originally posted by Bloigen
So, you relax by getting a load on your face?

Originally posted by Bloigen
So, you relax by getting a load on your face?

Oh dear god!

Originally posted by Devalion
Oh dear god!

That a yes? Cause I'd have something to offer. ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
That a yes? Cause I'd have something to offer. ermm

I've just re-read the convo!....whoops!

And Bardock....behave yourself!

What like a tissue!

Originally posted by Devalion
I've just re-read the convo!....whoops!

And Bardock....behave yourself!

What like a tissue!

You sure as hell need one ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
You sure as hell need one ermm

I was so joking

Originally posted by Devalion
I was so joking

I know...don't be sad...we don't doubt your moral integrity.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I know...don't be sad...we don't doubt your moral integrity.

Well you should really, its low

Originally posted by Devalion
Well you should really, its low

Is that true shifty

Originally posted by Bardock42
Is that true shifty

Originally posted by Devalion
What? I'm hitting on you ermm

Originally posted by Bardock42
What? I'm hitting on you ermm That's child abuse. ermm

Originally posted by lord xyz
That's child abuse. ermm

She's around my age ermm

I'm just scared I might get killed by Ken.

who? that silver_tears chick?

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
who? that silver_tears chick?

That one is around my age as well...

I always thought you were at least 70.

Originally posted by Lady Fianna
I always thought you were at least 70.

And she isn't?