My newest thread. Ali G.

I haven't made a thread for a while so I thought I'd make this one. Basically we talk about Ali G here. The guy is great, isn't he?

Well, I have to go now. Check yerself befo you riggity wreck yourself, a'ight? Rezpect!

he is hilarious. but i prefer borat more

Borat is better, thank you please

I thought it was Respec

he did a show on it, like a word that's so rarely used you won't even find it in the dictionary, respec, check it...........

yo stop it! stop it mother ****a!

Originally posted by Deano
yo stop it! stop it mother ****a!

Booyakasha,wot is yous banging on about?

No no, Ali G > Borat.

They are both great though.

Yous are all a bell end.

My wife, she is scared of men with chocolate face, there won’t be any around here?

Loved that sketch... The one with the estate agent, who Borat makes shout as if he's habing a shit.

BORAT!!

but if she cheat on me i shall crush her.

My wife she is dead…she die in the field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.

Originally posted by Strangelove

BORAT!!

Ali : Jesus. Does he really have a beard?
Bish : Not necessarily.
Ali : Is he a man or a woman?
Bish : He's neither a man nor woman.
Ali : Wot? you mean he's a ladyman?
Ali : But wot has god ever done.
Bish : He made the world.
Ali : Wot he made the world?
Bish : Yes.
Ali : Did he?
Bish : I can only tell you what I believe.
Ali : So you saying god made the world? And since then he's just chilled.
Ali : What about the Virgin Mary? Is she really a virgin?
Bish : Yes.
Ali : Was she really?
Bish : I believe she was. She found herself pregnant.
Ali : But me know girls who also find themselves pregnant. There muffa's say wotz been 'appening 'ere. They say "listen, you been mucking about? 'Ave you been drunk maybe? Don't lie to me."

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Ali G is great.

Ali : Wot is it the language that they speak 'ere?
Sue : Gaelic.
Ali : GAY-LICK? What is that botty language or somfin, what is the real name of it?
Ali : What is the vibe with drugs in Ireland? It might be stereotyping or whatever man but I is heard that the Irish is always up for the rack.
Sue : No, no. Crack in Ireland means having a good time.
Ali : A'ight, for real but crack is a bad drug there is a high but also a low.

There's supposed to be making a Borat movie.

Yes! Success!

This was the funniest yet..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9zRVxIlo2A

Ali G: Two words. Keep. It. Real.
Guy: That's three words.
Ali G: 'It' isn't a word. It's short for 'innit', innit?

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Ali : Jesus. Does he really have a beard?
Bish : Not necessarily.
Ali : Is he a man or a woman?
Bish : He's neither a man nor woman.
Ali : Wot? you mean he's a ladyman?
Ali : But wot has god ever done.
Bish : He made the world.
Ali : Wot he made the world?
Bish : Yes.
Ali : Did he?
Bish : I can only tell you what I believe.
Ali : So you saying god made the world? And since then he's just chilled.
Ali : What about the Virgin Mary? Is she really a virgin?
Bish : Yes.
Ali : Was she really?
Bish : I believe she was. She found herself pregnant.
Ali : But me know girls who also find themselves pregnant. There muffa's say wotz been 'appening 'ere. They say "listen, you been mucking about? 'Ave you been drunk maybe? Don't lie to me."

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I cracked up when he was in that Madonna video and got belly-bumped by the bouncer. 😄

He said... "Ooo! Me nips!" icon5

Funkyzeit mit Bruno

http://www.thatlitevideosite.com/video/1012

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