y allways is teens the ones die

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newavenger13
all the moveies i see the teens die y is this

steverules
It's a tradition. Plus men wanna see teenage boob's not Grandma boob's so lot's of teen's are in horror movies. And in the end there is one or two teens left.

newavenger13
thue but still

Wolfie
It's not all horror movies. In teen slashers, it's kinda implied though.

tabby999
There is a really good reason that its teens that die. When the script writers come online they look about the movie forums to see if there's any new ideas they can poach and make into a movie. But most of the time they see threads named "y allways is teens the ones die" and become infuriated by just how retarded teens have become. So they make a run of the mill horror movie that involves killing teens to vent their anger about idiots. Unfortunately it's a vicious cycle, the movies generally attract the people the makers hate, but this gives demand for a sequel, so they get to vent their anger again.

SelphieT
Usually its horny teens that die. And thats okay with me.

allofyousuckkk
i think i read something about how it's teens because they are usually the ones who are attracted to the theatres and it gives them an adrenaline rush they wouldm't get otherwise...or something to that extent

BackFire
Because killing the elderly and children is too hardcore for the shitty "horror" movies that are too scared to be truly horrific.

dancehall
its mostly teens who watch horror movies...the fun of getting sick scared at night... thats why its always the young'uns who die

steverules
Actually in Pitch black there were a few kiddies and they died except for the one who wanted to be like Riddick

Emily Rose
iTs usually the dUmb whitegirl who tRips and falls, taking 5 minutes to get up and hOller so much that she won't have enough breath to even eScape

steverules
It's the hot blonde who shows her boob's that usually dies

Myers Kicks Ass
except in cherry falls

newavenger13
ya your right but y not the guys thats in there 30s

pumas79
actually i thought that one of the main reasons was because of the morality issues in some of the earlier horror films, ie teens who indulged in pre-marital sex, took drugs and drank alcohol would be killed by a monster/evil person etc

Penelope
Originally posted by Emily Rose
iTs usually the dUmb whitegirl who tRips and falls, taking 5 minutes to get up and hOller so much that she won't have enough breath to even eScape

laughing out loud

FeceMan
Because teens are stupid.
Originally posted by pumas79
actually i thought that one of the main reasons was because of the morality issues in some of the earlier horror films, ie teens who indulged in pre-marital sex, took drugs and drank alcohol would be killed by a monster/evil person etc
I think it's more because they're ****ing or getting ****ed up while a killer is on the loose.

ladygrim
Teenagers are an easy catch really ..they fall in to alll trapps of all varieties erm

pumas79
thats what i ment, lol

WrathfulDwarf
Because Teens are always doing something stupid.

systemshock2
I hate it that the hot girls are always the ones to go first. Like on FvJ when that hot girl at the docking bay is killed by Jason, or later on when the Menthol girl is taken care of too. I could care less about the stupid jock guys and so on, its the chicks that matter =P

Leathergien
Well do you ever see adults going to explore the woods when there is a killer on the lose?
take Friday the 13th part 3 for instance you would never see an adult couple in love going to go to crystal lake to explore....that would be lame. wink

Vash_4_prez
Pumas was on point with that comment. I remember hearing that it was because it was kind of a play on the scare films from the 50's and 60's where if you did wrong something terrible would happen, like smoke weed - go batshit crazy. Which makes sense, since the guys that made the 80s slashers grew up in the 50s and 60s, with the scare films.

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