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fro example, i have a few buddies on the police force. a while back, i got out of getting a ticket just because i know some cops.

i also got tight with the local pizza delivery guy, who brings me like 3 or 4 free pizzas a wekk to my job.

yesterday, i needed two new tires for my truck. the price was gonna be like 300 bucks, but, since my buddy worked there, it was 142.50.

ok...its good to know someone...agreed...so whats do we discuss/debate?

nothing, apparently. thanx for setting the record straight.

how can anyone possibly disagree with that?

next topic: sex feels good

well, people can post here and talk about the different "connections" or "hookups" they have.
maybe this was better suited for the OTF. my bad.

im just breaking your balls. doesnt really matter

Originally posted by PVS
im just breaking your balls. doesnt really matter

So speaketh the master ball breaker.

And if ever there was a topic meant for the OTF, this one would be it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
fro example, i have a few buddies on the police force. a while back, i got out of getting a ticket just because i know some cops.

i also got tight with the local pizza delivery guy, who brings me like 3 or 4 free pizzas a wekk to my job.

yesterday, i needed two new tires for my truck. the price was gonna be like 300 bucks, but, since my buddy worked there, it was 142.50. Wait wait. You did something illegal and you got out of it? This is bullshit.

I interviewed this chick one time for the news about Bonfonte Gardens, next thing you know, I called her up and got free tickets for the whole family at Bonfonte Gardens for Father's Day.

So you mean your kids are cheapskates?...

Hopefully my friend can hook me up with a nice dorm...
He was supposed to do that.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
I don't have kids. It was for my dad, so I'm the cheapskate!

No, but tickets there are about 35-40 dollars, and I got six tickets, so you can imagine how much money I saved everyone. Plus, my dad was dying to go there, so it worked out.
Sure you don't have kids

Well, I guess if it's what he wanted then it's all good.

I know enough people in Chicago that I can save enough money.
I know cops in a few villages, a retired judge, a current judge, a very powerfull family, politicians, and various others...

Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
Wait wait. You did something illegal and you got out of it? This is bullshit.
me? illegal? never!!!

You spelled "blow" wrong.

Originally posted by imaqtpie
You spelled "blow" wrong.

That was funny.

not really lame

Originally posted by PandoraMomo
I know enough people in Chicago that I can save enough money.
I know cops in a few villages, a retired judge, a current judge, a very powerfull family, politicians, and various others... Mafia.

Originally posted by boobsmagee
not really lame

You thought it was not really lame? I agree.

Cops and mechanics are two of the best groups of people to know. Thats just what I think.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
You know your right that was really lame, what kinda of pun was he going for yawn? I Completely agree with u Boobsmagee.


i thought u would, ic that was sarcasm bfore when u said it was funny....ah im a lil slow tonite... tired i guess

Originally posted by boobsmagee
i thought u would, ic that was sarcasm bfore when u said it was funny....ah im a lil slow tonite... tired i guess

No, I actually thought it was funny.

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
lol, I know isnt that funny jp wit ya.

lolz no more of that for now

Originally posted by boobsmagee
lolz no more of that for now

Wow, you changed my post. That is a sweet skill. I wish I had the smarts to do that.

Originally posted by boobsmagee
thinks dam tired hiker is sexy jus wish he wasnt so mean ....maybe then id tell him how i feal

nah its jus late im really bored nothing new about that i guess

Originally posted by boobsmagee
nah its jus late im really bored nothing new about that i guess

Originally posted by boobsmagee
nah its jus late im really bored nothing new about that i guess

Is it comprehensible?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Is it comprehensible?



no its not..........dont ask me that again lolz

Originally posted by boobsmagee
no its not..........dont ask me that again lolz
Is it comprehensible?

Originally posted by -Tired Hiker-
Is it comprehensible?


eek crybaby u jus had to didnt u

Originally posted by boobsmagee
eek crybaby u jus had to didnt u

Is it comprehensible? w00t

jupp!

Preston, I want children.